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(Miami Herald) Asinine Perry trying to revive campaign using faith but doesn't realize God is only helping Tebow   (miamiherald.com) divider line 63
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2012-01-18 01:07:53 AM
Oh boy
 
2012-01-18 01:07:54 AM
Oops.
 
2012-01-18 01:08:12 AM
WWTTD?
 
2012-01-18 01:08:27 AM
Tebow lost last week. I guess god doesn't love him anymore either.
 
2012-01-18 01:08:53 AM
Tebow asked god to approve this link and it was awesome.
 
2012-01-18 01:09:07 AM
Gyrfalcon: Tebow lost last week. I guess god doesn't love him anymore either.

He is a gay falcon.
 
2012-01-18 01:09:50 AM
Honest question. Why is Perry still running?
 
2012-01-18 01:11:14 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-18 01:12:30 AM
merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

Because clueless, ignorant assholes want to see someone just like them running the show.
 
2012-01-18 01:14:33 AM
He should do a sequel to 'Strong', that'll put him back in the game.

/Haters gonna hate.
//Haters like me.
 
2012-01-18 01:17:26 AM
merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

Probably because he thinks he's SC is just nutty enough to boost him. If they reject him, he'll be out.
 
2012-01-18 01:19:29 AM
merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

I hope it's because the torch-wielding mob is still chasing him.

/President and founder, Texans Against Perry - Take Him Away Today!
 
2012-01-18 01:20:37 AM
Faith makes sense only if you keep it to yourself as a quietly breathed whisper, in the fear that if you openly count on it, you'll break the spell, that is, the comfort and hope it brings to you.

Faith trumpeted in the marketplace becomes a gimmick at best, a cudgel at worst.
 
2012-01-18 01:20:58 AM
merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

Because who else is going to stand up to those radical Islamic terrorists, the Turks?
 
2012-01-18 01:22:05 AM
untaken_name: merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

I hope it's because the torch-wielding mob is still chasing him.

/President and founder, Texans Against Perry - Take Him Away Today!


What you did there. I see it, and I approve.
 
2012-01-18 01:23:42 AM
merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

I think he's waiting for someone to tell him to stop.

You know, like a real leader.
 
2012-01-18 01:28:13 AM
I don't understrand why he's using faith, because he doesn't have a prayer of winning the nomination.
 
2012-01-18 01:29:18 AM
Trucker: I don't understrand why he's using faith, because he doesn't have a prayer of winning the nomination.

It's called a "hail mary" for a reason.
 
2012-01-18 01:29:29 AM
Well, Perry thinks he's like Tebow so by the transitive property... yeah, I got nothin'
 
2012-01-18 01:29:53 AM
It's not about faith, tell the old people about Romney being on the board of a firm when it got fined more than a hundred million dollars for defrauding medicare, then tell the national security hawks that in 2004, while the rest of the government was working against Iranian efforts to build IEDs that killed our troops, Romney was making millions off of his Bain Capital investments in the National Iranian Oil Company. If you don't go nuclear in South Carolina, this guy is going to lead you to guaranteed failure in November. Don't let them throw you off by saying you hate success, not when he's making his money off of organizations that pride themselves on dead American servicemen.
 
2012-01-18 01:30:22 AM
Maybe he could light himself on fire, leap from the Statue of Liberty in an Evil Knievel suit with flags tied to his legs while fireworks explode and the band plays on.

Just saying it would be a better show.
 
2012-01-18 01:31:04 AM
merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

Because you have to be somewhat sociopathic in the first place to believe that out of 300 million people, you're the one best equipped to lead.
 
2012-01-18 01:32:09 AM
merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

Before this all started, Perry asked God if he should run. And according to Perry, God said yes.
But now, when it is obvious that he has no chance it is difficult to acknowledge that God really wan't talking to him and that it was all in his head.
For people whose life is centered in superstition, giving up the race would be akin to renouncing the entire foundation of his life.
That's hard to do. Especially for idiots like Perry who can't fall back on reality or into the arms of a warm cowboy.
 
2012-01-18 01:36:13 AM
The first line of TFA: Rick Perry temporarily shelved his hard-hitting rhetoric


Indeed. Violent, reflexive facepalms do hit pretty hard. :-/
 
2012-01-18 01:44:25 AM
i42.tinypic.com

yesterday's LA Times
 
2012-01-18 01:46:24 AM
God helped Perry a lot in the first half. Then came the playoff debates.
 
2012-01-18 02:06:52 AM
I so much want to see him come back like a Pro-bowler next year. There's some smugness that needs to be drained out of this crowd.
 
2012-01-18 02:07:14 AM
I will make the usual appeal ... we've more than qualified for a TEXAS tag :)
 
2012-01-18 02:08:11 AM
multimedia.heraldinteractive.com
 
2012-01-18 02:13:43 AM
goatleggedfellow: I so much want to see him come back like a Pro-bowler next year. There's some smugness that needs to be drained out of this crowd.

preachinghelp.org

Yes, I agree, his smug religious postering is pretty crass.
 
2012-01-18 02:27:39 AM
Subby obviously didn't realize that Tebow is Jesus. But Brady is God.
 
2012-01-18 02:28:32 AM
Religion, the last refuge of a scoundrel, or however that goes...
 
2012-01-18 02:30:49 AM
Chimperror2: Subby obviously didn't realize that Tebow is Jesus. But Brady is God.

I don't know that much about sports.
 
2012-01-18 02:42:49 AM
Pincy: Religion, the last refuge of a scoundrel, or however that goes...

Patriotism is the last refuge. Religion is the first.
 
2012-01-18 02:45:05 AM
0Icky0: Pincy: Religion, the last refuge of a scoundrel, or however that goes...

Patriotism is the last refuge. Religion is the first.


Ahh, thank you. It's also wrapped in the flag.
 
2012-01-18 03:55:05 AM
cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2012-01-18 04:07:01 AM
The guy could be Jesus H Christ on a field and he'd still be a douchestick. People with no interest in this guy's game look in and they don't see an amazing sportsman, they see a posturing farktard.
 
2012-01-18 04:08:15 AM
There's a difference between true Christianity and the "religiosity" thise jerks practice.

/am a Christian
//am totally digusted by this group of pompous asses
 
2012-01-18 04:26:11 AM
Bigdogdaddy: There's a difference between true Christianity and the "religiosity" thise jerks practice.

Trouble is, those people - and I am related to some of them - would say the same thing about you.
 
2012-01-18 05:13:00 AM
Jackson Herring: goatleggedfellow: I so much want to see him come back like a Pro-bowler next year. There's some smugness that needs to be drained out of this crowd.

[preachinghelp.org image 313x300]

Yes, I agree, his smug religious postering is pretty crass.


Having the moral high ground over (small c) christians is the best kind of smug.
 
2012-01-18 05:20:26 AM
goatleggedfellow: I so much want to see him come back like a Pro-bowler next year.

Professional Bowling isn't as lucrative as Football, but you take what you can get, I guess.
 
2012-01-18 05:33:53 AM
He should have gone to race-baiting. That seems to be playing very well in the
SC primary.
 
2012-01-18 05:34:53 AM
When your God doesn't let you win, it doesn't mean that God is against you.

It just means your defeat is part of an even greater, larger plan.
 
2012-01-18 06:16:49 AM
I just don't want someone who believes in Armageddon to have access to the button....The Big Red Button
 
2012-01-18 06:24:44 AM
merkey88: Honest question. Why is Perry still running?

I'm gonna go with, "Because its not his money he's pissing away."
 
2012-01-18 06:54:34 AM
anusofuranus: I just don't want someone who believes in Armageddon to have access to the button....The Big Red Button

Too late; both Reagan and GWB (especially GWB) were believers that we were
living in The End Timestm. As is The Divine Sarahtm

I do agree with you, though.
 
2012-01-18 07:38:39 AM
I wanna see Colbertain get more votes than Parry.

/Colbert has taken Maximum Trolling to a new level.
 
2012-01-18 08:10:48 AM
Not gonna happen, Rick.
 
2012-01-18 08:11:41 AM
... and here's why.

www.world-guides.com
 
2012-01-18 08:22:21 AM
Huh, you think he would have learned his lesson from the last time he asked God for help. Prayed for a little rain and God answered by setting most of his state on fire. I don't think he's very high in God's good graces, killing retarded people can do that.
 
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