I do not particularly care for Obama because of the simple fact he swept into office on the whole "hope and change" thing and really haven't seen too much of that in the three years since he took office. yeah i know you can blame a bunch of stuff on Bush and then you can blame stuff in Bush 2.0's term on Clinton, etc. etc. and so forth. But even though I do not agree with the current POTUS' views on most things, the republican field just appears to be one big pile of steaming shiat. Can't really expect less from old mr. ass juice though, in fact I would say the rest of the ticket probably is thinking the same thing but won't say it because they will see the fallout mr. santorum is going to get. In fact, the scary part is if by some alternate reality freak of nature, Bachmann won the nomination and got to the white house, her whole philosophy on obeying your husband would be in the forefront of any decisions she made if she were to get elected.

In his defense, Bachmann has herself said that she'd follow all her husband's commands if elected because it's God's Will.

It's over, man. Romney'll be the nominee. Bring on the next nine thousand years of campaigning until Election Day 2012. I'll be taking up a self-destructive drug habit to dull the pain.

The real question is, whose campaign was he really working for this whole time? It's a pretty good tactic. Get someone hired on your opponent's staff to say something stupid right when it will do this most damage, and let the media storm do its thing. With South Carolina coming up, I'd wager Johnson is really a Romney supporter.

Satanic_Hamster - "In his defense, Bachmann has herself said that she'd follow all her husband's commands if elected because it's God's Will."

then maybe he should cut out the middleman, and just run himself?

aw man it's just some prick that works for him

I'm pretty sure God doesn't vote.

honestly, there are two very important things that sadly anybody is allowed to do: raise children and go into politics.

and while evidence of an ethical and moral center would be super-duper, I would settle for an IQ test.

Non-story. Overmisogynist staffer.

I would like to know how these farkheads know the mind of God, should he exist, and how they have the right to speak for Him.

I really want to know.

If I was God, I'd be mighty pissed.

ferro_man: then maybe he should cut out the middleman, and just run himself?

I'm honestly kinda annoyed no one has really pressed her harder on that. Mainly curious on if she'd have a weirder or better response then "Jesus rules!"

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ferro_man: Satanic_Hamster - "In his defense, Bachmann has herself said that she'd follow all her husband's commands if elected because it's God's Will."

then maybe he should cut out the middleman, and just run himself?

Common sense prohibits that for Marcus. America will elect a female president long before we elect a gay one.

Less campaignin' and more sammich making, teabagging whores!

good god its started

"We did believe that sexism - I use the stronger word misogyny - was at play," said Peter Waldron, her faith outreach coordinator.

Aren't the very people she and her faith outreach coordinater were reaching out to mysogynistic by nature? Was she hoping to win by attracting non-sexist evangelical Christians?

bubo_sibiricus: I would like to know how these farkheads know the mind of God, should he exist, and how they have the right to speak for Him.

I really want to know.

If I was God, I'd be mighty pissed.

Only one man was allowed to speak for God, and even he messed up.

It's no secret that Santorum loves to oppress women.

Fan.Of.Santorum: It's no secret that Santorum loves to oppress women.


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My GOD, how easy American women have it when they think some politician saying "birth control is not okay" is farking oppression. I'm sure the Muslim women who had their clits forcibly removed without their consent today are really sympathetic.

untaken_name: Fan.Of.Santorum: It's no secret that Santorum loves to oppress women.


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My GOD, how easy American women have it when they think some politician saying "birth control is not okay" is farking oppression. I'm sure the Muslim women who had their clits forcibly removed without their consent today are really sympathetic.

They are both examples of men trying to control womens' sexuality. Santorum stated that sex should be procreation only. The ebil Mooslins you're referring to are trying to eliminate something that gives women sexual pleasure. Both groups have the same goal. To make sure women don't enjoy sex.

Santorum is a very good Sharia muslim, whether he realizes it or not.

So if it's a "gods will" thing, what about Herman Cain or the Mormons?

It's comin'.

bubo_sibiricus: I would like to know how these farkheads know the mind of God, should he exist, and how they have the right to speak for Him.

Duh. "They were reflections on over 25 years of formal, theological study [based in] classical Christian doctrine."

That's how he knows. If by "knows" you mean, "believes a lot of stupid, primitive shiat".

I'm not a fan of santorum.

/or Santorum

StopLurkListen: It's over, man. Romney'll be the nominee. Bring on the next nine thousand years of campaigning until Election Day 2012. I'll be taking up a self-destructive drug habit to dull the pain.

Guess I picked the wrong election cycle to quit sniffing glue.

stoli n coke: untaken_name: Fan.Of.Santorum: It's no secret that Santorum loves to oppress women.


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My GOD, how easy American women have it when they think some politician saying "birth control is not okay" is farking oppression. I'm sure the Muslim women who had their clits forcibly removed without their consent today are really sympathetic.

They are both examples of men trying to control womens' sexuality. Santorum stated that sex should be procreation only. The ebil Mooslins you're referring to are trying to eliminate something that gives women sexual pleasure. Both groups have the same goal. To make sure women don't enjoy sex.

Santorum is a very good Sharia muslim, whether he realizes it or not.

Yeah, there's no difference between a windbag expressing his opinion and physically mutilating someone. Christ. Calling something a politician says "oppression" just makes a mockery of real, actual oppression.

Fark It: untaken_name: Fan.Of.Santorum: It's no secret that Santorum loves to oppress women.


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My GOD, how easy American women have it when they think some politician saying "birth control is not okay" is farking oppression. I'm sure the Muslim women who had their clits forcibly removed without their consent today are really sympathetic.

Yeah, those American women should know their place. Republicans can't be anti-women unless they are worse than fundamentalist Muslims.

You like fighting scarecrows? I never said he wasn't anti-woman. I said he wasn't OPPRESSING women. There's a pretty major difference there. And no, his expressing any opinion at all, no matter what it is, does not constitute oppression.

It's about time someone stood up for family values and told women their place

untaken_name: And no, his expressing any opinion at all, no matter what it is, does not constitute oppression.

True. He may want to oppress. But he's never going to be elected, because people understand what he wants.

/even though, if elected, he still wouldn't be able to get his ideas passed.

rynthetyn: but because he's a man the base embraced him and rejected her.

What did you expect from Republicans?

QUIT RUINING CHRISTIANITY, YOU farkHEADS.

untaken_name: I'm pretty sure God doesn't vote.

Ahh, but you are wrong, he votes through every one of us by guiding our hand to pick pick the right candidate. We just chose not to listen by electing Obama last time.

Or we were drunk.

BronyMedic: LORD REAGENT

Whenever 2 christers get into a pissing contest, get out the popcorn, I say!

Dialectic: Whenever 2 christers get into a pissing contest, get out the popcorn, I say!

Especially when they're trying to outdo each other to see who can get the furthest from "love thy neighbor".

0Icky0: Dialectic: Whenever 2 christers get into a pissing contest, get out the popcorn, I say!

Especially when they're trying to outdo each other to see who can get the furthest from "love thy neighbor".

I love the ones who tell each other they'll go to hell quicker because they were not saved by their version of the same god.

Pincy: untaken_name: I'm pretty sure God doesn't vote.

Ahh, but you are wrong, he votes through every one of us by guiding our hand to pick pick the right candidate. We just chose not to listen by electing Obama last time.

Or we were drunk.

Or god hates us and wants the bankers to own us.