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Ebenator		2012-01-18 10:37:24 AM

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

(wait for it...)

He wiped his ass

HellRaisingHoosier		2012-01-18 11:22:53 AM

So ex-boyfriends are paying him to be the rebound guy?

How do I get this gig?

stonicus		2012-01-18 12:05:47 PM

RobSeace: Hiring someone else to break up for you says, "I don't give enough of a shiat about you to waste my time any further on you...

Breaking up at all means "I don't give enough of a shiat about you to waste my time any further on you."
To each his own, but I would have preferred to have been dumped via text message. I would find it more empathic and compassionate to allow that person the freedom and privacy to react to the news in their own way and avoid the awkwardness of the entire situation. There's no good way to ever break up with someone.

RobSeace		2012-01-18 12:40:02 PM

stonicus: Breaking up at all means "I don't give enough of a shiat about you to waste my time any further on you."

Not necessarily... It could just mean "This isn't working; let's fark other people and just remain friends"... Sure, sometimes people get to the "I hate you and never want to even hear of your existence ever again!" point, but I don't think that's really the norm...

To each his own, but I would have preferred to have been dumped via text message.

Sent by someone else, because your former lover can't even be bothered to TYPE you a goodbye message?!

stonicus		2012-01-18 01:07:00 PM

RobSeace: Sent by someone else, because your former lover can't even be bothered to TYPE you a goodbye message?!

Yep.

And judging by the fact that this guy getsmany replies from his texts, instead of the person replying to their now new ex, they would rather vent their emotions on the subject to this stranger as well.

SPLAMM		2012-01-18 01:46:09 PM

QuinnTheFetus: booger42: Dear baby;

Welcome to Dumpville, population: You

PS

I am gay

Now there is the Simpsons ref I was thinking

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

"Marge, you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here that are askjdk, edjkjd, FIVE DOLLARS, GET OUTA HERE!!!!"

RobSeace		2012-01-18 01:51:30 PM

stonicus: RobSeace: Sent by someone else, because your former lover can't even be bothered to TYPE you a goodbye message?!

Yep.

Ok... Let's just say, I don't think you represent the norm...

And judging by the fact that this guy getsmany replies from his texts, instead of the person replying to their now new ex, they would rather vent their emotions on the subject to this stranger as well.

His replies seem to be more along the line of, "WTF is this shiat?! My lame-ass ex can't even be bothered to tell me this shiat himself, but had to get some stranger to do it?? He's even lamer than I thought!"... Ie: not exactly healthy, happy venting, or appreciating the "kindness" done to them...

This strikes me as the sort of thing a grade school child would do in one of their short-lived "relationships"... They start them by having friends tell the prospective GF/BF they're interested, so I could see them ending things the same indirect way... But, this sort of lame shiat should be grown out of by high school, I'd think...

tillerman35		2012-01-18 05:45:22 PM

The potential for shenanigans is amazing:

Him: Hello?
You: Are you the guy who dumps girls for people?
Him: Yep, that's me.
You: Cool. I need to dump my girlfriend.
Him: What's her name?
You: [name of girl you want to date]. Her phone number is [number of girl you want to date]
Him. Your name.
You: [name of girl's boyfriend]
Him: OK. And it looks like your payment just hit my PayPal account.
You: Awesome. Listen- no need to soften the blow, eh? She's one of those who needs to get to the hysterical crying stage as soon as possible to get over a man.
Him: Gotcha.I'll take it from here.

ANTENNANAUT		2012-01-19 01:44:59 AM

N O R M !!!!

foxyshadis		2012-01-19 02:18:24 AM

RobSeace: stonicus: Why? Cuz you gotta "keep it real" and "be a real man"?

It's not about being a "man"; it's about being a non-sociopathic human being with some goddamn empathy and compassion! Hiring someone else to break up for you says, "I don't give enough of a shiat about you to waste my time any further on you, so I'm hiring this jackass to deal with your shiat!"... Having them do it via text message is just salt in the wound! I mean, christ, it's not even an acceptable method of quitting a crappy job that you hate, let alone breaking up with someone you supposedly loved and who theoretically loves you...

THIS. Just cheat on them and text them the photos/video afterward.

/Not serious
//Breaking up is never going to be clean unless you both stopped caring a long time ago.