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ZAZ

2012-01-17 09:51:28 PM

Not just any venomous snake. An Australian snake.

Elvis_Bogart

2012-01-17 10:06:13 PM

ZAZ: Not just any venomous snake. An Australian snake.

Dude...in Australia, even the kittens are venomous.

Seriously...that's a GOOD puppy!

libranoelrose

2012-01-17 10:30:07 PM

Why the hell did they wait 12 hours???

Earpj

2012-01-17 10:39:19 PM

libranoelrose: Why the hell did they wait 12 hours???

That's what I was wondering.

Speaker2Animals

2012-01-18 12:11:14 AM

Earpj: libranoelrose: Why the hell did they wait 12 hours???

That's what I was wondering.

Paralysis didn't show for 12 hours? And how is this not greenlighted?

TNel

2012-01-19 07:56:29 AM

Wow amazing. My dog saved my kid's life by attacking a poisonous snake so let's wait 12 hours when it can't move anymore to take it to the vet. If you dog is attacking a snake it will get bit, don't assume he didn't it will. Hero tag for the dog, Dumbass tag for the owners.

Fluorescent Testicle

2012-01-19 07:58:04 AM

Your dog deserves steak.

BarbadoSlim

2012-01-19 08:03:41 AM

GOOD BOY!

canyoneer

2012-01-19 08:05:25 AM

Perhaps dog owners need dogs to save their children from snakes because they're too stupid to teach their children to look out for the venemous snakes, which might reasonably be expected in an area where venemous snakes occur. Dog cheats Darwin? Dumbass parents indeed.

He_Hate_Me

2012-01-19 08:05:35 AM

libranoelrose: Why the hell did they wait 12 hours???

You think River the dog cares about getting stung by a snake? River doesn't give a shiat, it just takes what it wants.

dittybopper

2012-01-19 08:06:47 AM

Dog fights ~~venomous~~ poisonous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital.

FTFY Subby. No charge, because I'm in a good mood this morning.

/Pet peave.

Shadow Blasko

2012-01-19 08:11:29 AM

He_Hate_Me: libranoelrose: Why the hell did they wait 12 hours???

You think River the dog cares about getting stung by a snake? River doesn't give a shiat, it just takes what it wants.

So the dog is part honey badger? Thats one bad ass dog!

Zion21

2012-01-19 08:14:16 AM

I don't have a cat!

doglover

2012-01-19 08:14:40 AM

dittybopper: Dog fights venomous poisonous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital.

FTFY Subby. No charge, because I'm in a good mood this morning.

/Pet peave.

First off, you spelled it wrong. But:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

bim1154

2012-01-19 08:17:51 AM

What another snake killing dog looks like. Smokey Boy was our dog when I was growing up in sw Louisiana. He was bitten no less than 3 times that I remember by water moccasins in the yard. He would go under the house and stay there for a week or two only coming out for a few bites of food and water till he got better. RIP Smokey Boy

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Omnis_evil_twin

2012-01-19 08:18:25 AM

Only a little impressed.
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spentmiles

2012-01-19 08:18:42 AM

I used to sleep on my back with my mouth open. I know, I know, I'm a mouthbreather. When my girlfriend moved in with me, she brought her two male cats, both indoor and territorial. I had to start sleeping on my stomach because one of the cats developed the deplorable habit of urinating in my mouth while I slept. It was distressing to dream that I'm drinking seawater only to wake up to find a twenty pound cat hunched over my face. Now it only pees on the back of my head which is a lot easier to deal with than a mouthful of cat urine.

supayoda

2012-01-19 08:19:05 AM

I would have paid for cat puke. My cat used to pull the wings off of bees and then drop them into my sneakers. And then there were the live mice that he'd bring in and plop onto my chest while I was napping.

Damn cat never actually KILLED anything.

octopied

2012-01-19 08:21:50 AM

padraig

2012-01-19 08:22:32 AM

My niece's cat was brought into the home as a two-month old kitten, and very quickly got along with the two 10-yo labradors. As such, it developped dog-like habits, such as going with the girls at their school bus stop, and waiting for them at that same stop when they come back from school.

UtileDysfunktion

2012-01-19 08:22:42 AM

Whose a good doggy! You're a good doggy! Yes you are!

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LordJiro

2012-01-19 08:23:16 AM

My cat just woke me up by shiatting under the end table next to my bed. Little bastard.

PsiChi

2012-01-19 08:24:58 AM

That snake would have begged for the dog, had it encountered my two cats, Neko and The Big Giant Head.

/Still, love snakes.

Madbassist1

2012-01-19 08:25:20 AM

Agarista

2012-01-19 08:26:36 AM

A Boston terrier named Cupcake jumped in front of my mother (when she was a child) and took a bite from a rattlesnake, barking all the while to warn the family. Cupcake died that night and was buried under a tree in the backyard. Mom took us by her old house years ago, and pointed out that tree.

sure haven't

2012-01-19 08:29:08 AM

spentmiles: I used to sleep on my back with my mouth open. I know, I know, I'm a mouthbreather. When my girlfriend moved in with me, she brought her two male cats, both indoor and territorial. I had to start sleeping on my stomach because one of the cats developed the deplorable habit of urinating in my mouth while I slept. It was distressing to dream that I'm drinking seawater only to wake up to find a twenty pound cat hunched over my face. Now it only pees on the back of my head which is a lot easier to deal with than a mouthful of cat urine.

A) I don't believe you

B) That's hilarious anyways, in an angering way

C) Misbehaving cats are the result of idiot owners who don't know how to train animals. Our cat knows it's name, usually comes when it's called, is polite to kids, knows not to get on tables/counters, understands that a snap of the fingers means stop what you are doing. We also have two well-behaved huskies, maybe growing up with them made her dog-up a bit.

spentmiles

2012-01-19 08:30:05 AM

octopied: spentmiles: I used to sleep on my back with my mouth open. I know, I know, I'm a mouthbreather. When my girlfriend moved in with me, she brought her two male cats, both indoor and territorial. I had to start sleeping on my stomach because one of the cats developed the deplorable habit of urinating in my mouth while I slept. It was distressing to dream that I'm drinking seawater only to wake up to find a twenty pound cat hunched over my face. Now it only pees on the back of my head which is a lot easier to deal with than a mouthful of cat urine.

Do you have not a door on your room?

I tried closing the door, but the cat would always figure out a way to get to me. He pissed in the coffee maker for a week before I realized why it tasted so off. And if I tried to discipline him, he'd get worse and shiat in my cereal while the other cat created a distraction. It's better to just let him urinate in my hair and get it out of his system each night.

Earpj

2012-01-19 08:30:11 AM

Why do we put up with cats?
One of my cats shiats in the tub. Another one puts little drops of pee everywhere. He's blind, tho, so we think he's marking so that he can find his way, so he gets a pass.

But, if a cat pee'd in Hubby's mouth? Said cat would be dead. (Not really, but it wouldn't be living here anymore.)

Overfiend

2012-01-19 08:30:52 AM

My only thought is maybe the owners didn't realize the pup was bitten.

/I got nothing
//But what a good dog!!

HotIgneous Intruder

2012-01-19 08:31:21 AM

Yay, dog!

veryequiped

2012-01-19 08:31:33 AM

+1 subby

dittybopper

2012-01-19 08:33:14 AM

doglover: dittybopper: Dog fights venomous poisonous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital.

FTFY Subby. No charge, because I'm in a good mood this morning.

/Pet peave.

First off, you spelled it wrong. But:

[www.flashasylum.com image 640x431]
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

You have no idea what a "Rotsky" is, do you?

HotIgneous Intruder

2012-01-19 08:34:22 AM

spentmiles: I tried closing the door, but the cat would always figure out a way to get to me. He pissed in the coffee maker for a week before I realized why it tasted so off. And if I tried to discipline him, he'd get worse and shiat in my cereal while the other cat created a distraction. It's better to just let him urinate in my hair and get it out of his system each night.

Yeah, that's funny.
But here's a true cat story:
Kept the pup crated during the day when she was young.
The cat would sidle up to the dog crate, turn tail up and spray the dog and crate and her bedding with his stinky cat spray.
That's a cat for you.

/Cat went to live on a farm, no really
//Cat was unhappy in the house

OldManDownDRoad

2012-01-19 08:34:27 AM

spentmiles:
I tried closing the door, but the cat would always figure out a way to get to me. He pissed in the coffee maker for a week before I realized why it tasted so off.

Teach him to piss in the fireplace, then apply for an NEA grant.

dittybopper

2012-01-19 08:35:52 AM

Good job, spentmiles. You win the thread.

gfbabbitt

2012-01-19 08:37:50 AM

Why is it that the two little girls are recovering in the animal hospital?

Father_Jack

2012-01-19 08:38:01 AM

Bio-nic

2012-01-19 08:40:30 AM

Earpj

2012-01-19 08:40:40 AM

Reminds me.
When we lived in GA, we had a Golden named William.

One day, he was barking at the concrete slap that passed as a patio. There was an overturned kids lawn chair half on, half off of the slab.
I moved the chair and saw a snake move. Now, being that I am TERRIFIED and SKEEVED by snakes, I went back into the house, taking William with me, jumping up and down whilst saying "Eww" repeatedly.

I called animal control. They only deal with dogs and cats. Told me to call 911. (Only time I have ever called that number)
Sheriff's Deputy, probably named "Bubba", came out to look.
He pounded on the porch with a shovel, since the snake was coiled up in a hole William had dug under the slab. The snake finally came out, and went to the nearest corner of the house.
Deputy Bubba went out to his car to call in shots fired, and proceeded to shoot the snake 3-4 times. Then the snake took off across the backyard and Deputy Bubba took the shovel and cut it's head off. It was still trying to bite him, even with the head disconnected from the body.

All of this happened right outside the big window into the backyard. The kids were fascinated.

The snake, a water moccasin, was put into a small box and put into the trash.

A few weeks later, my neighbor was mowing the yard and told me that she was running over baby snakes.

YUCK!

Marcintosh

2012-01-19 08:41:05 AM

needs repeating -
www.eatliver.com

Earpj

2012-01-19 08:42:33 AM

Marcintosh: needs repeating -
[www.eatliver.com image 640x508]

Small dogs can also be taught to shiat in a box.

/Just saying.

KrispyKritter

2012-01-19 08:43:50 AM

spentmiles: I used to sleep on my back with my mouth open. I know, I know, I'm a mouthbreather. When my girlfriend moved in with me, she brought her two male cats, both indoor and territorial. I had to start sleeping on my stomach because one of the cats developed the deplorable habit of urinating in my mouth while I slept. It was distressing to dream that I'm drinking seawater only to wake up to find a twenty pound cat hunched over my face. Now it only pees on the back of my head which is a lot easier to deal with than a mouthful of cat urine.

being one of life's losers i've found myself in some horrible predicaments. filthy, disgusting stories of epic proportions. but you, you just made me feel better about myself. and i thank you for that.

/love pussy & cats but agree w/ farker who wondered how you didn't kill them both.

FinFangFark

2012-01-19 08:44:47 AM

I know it's been said before,

but 12 hours? what kind of pack are you?

"Don't worry, River will be fine"

"Yeah, River will pass the poison, so we'll just wait it out."

"We better take River to the vet, now!"

tereklusec

2012-01-19 08:45:39 AM

A dog will come to your defense in a time of trouble.

A cat will wait for you to die then eat the soft parts.

dittybopper

2012-01-19 08:46:33 AM

Earpj: Marcintosh: needs repeating -
[www.eatliver.com image 640x508]

Small dogs can also be taught to shiat in a box.

/Just saying.

Not only that, but cats can warn you when someone is about to die.

abhorrent1

2012-01-19 08:46:50 AM

Cats suck.

/thread

UtileDysfunktion

2012-01-19 08:49:54 AM

Marcintosh: needs repeating -
[www.eatliver.com image 640x508]

Okay, now THAT is funny.

lasercannon

2012-01-19 08:49:58 AM

I would rename that dog Rikki-Tikki-Tavi and give him a lifetime of steaks

JustGetItRight

2012-01-19 08:57:17 AM

dittybopper: Earpj: Marcintosh: needs repeating -
[www.eatliver.com image 640x508]

Small dogs can also be taught to shiat in a box.

/Just saying.

Not only that, but cats can warn you when someone is about to die.

Easy explanation.

That cat's a serial killer.

Christian Bale

2012-01-19 08:57:53 AM

spentmiles: octopied: spentmiles: I used to sleep on my back with my mouth open. I know, I know, I'm a mouthbreather. When my girlfriend moved in with me, she brought her two male cats, both indoor and territorial. I had to start sleeping on my stomach because one of the cats developed the deplorable habit of urinating in my mouth while I slept. It was distressing to dream that I'm drinking seawater only to wake up to find a twenty pound cat hunched over my face. Now it only pees on the back of my head which is a lot easier to deal with than a mouthful of cat urine.

Do you have not a door on your room?

I tried closing the door, but the cat would always figure out a way to get to me. He pissed in the coffee maker for a week before I realized why it tasted so off. And if I tried to discipline him, he'd get worse and shiat in my cereal while the other cat created a distraction. It's better to just let him urinate in my hair and get it out of his system each night.

And there's nothing you can do?? Have you tried wearing an absorbant do-rag, or a padded yarmulke with charcoal lining?

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