Otto's_Jacket: The detectives are treating the case as a possible homicide



I'm surprised they ruled out suicide so quickly.

It's not San Diego.

Someone wasn't a penitent man.

I was in LA today so I'm getting a kick. Although if I had to live in LA I probably cut off my head...

Hell I was stuck in 2 hours of traffic just trying to get back home so I call this guy lucky

Nothing a few gin and tonics can't solve

Possible homicide huh? No evidence the head may have fallen from the sky?

Apparently, he was heading for the hills. . .

YEEEEAAHHHH!

The detectives are treating the case as a possible homicide

As opposed to am impossible homicide.

Or an unpossible one.

or something.

So that's where I left it.

Hot and topical.

EEES GOOD !

Yes is up ahead on the tr....?

Hey, you're riight!

Otto's_Jacket: The detectives are treating the case as a possible homicide



I'm surprised they ruled out suicide so quickly.

That's some fine police work there, Lou.

Was it a human head? Because if it was a cat head or something, that's not too uncommon for that area.

So, apparently improper disposal or moving of body parts (death from suicide or natural causes), or disinterment/grave robbing never occurred to anyone?

Nice, subby. I just read that story on another site, and still didn't catch it.

PALE LUNA SMILES WIDE

Just one? Pfft, amateurs.

Phelps is on it.

Otto's_Jacket: The detectives are treating the case as a possible homicide

I'm surprised they ruled out suicide so quickly.

Sounds like cancer.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when ---

never mind.

I've heard of such things happening if you accidentally sneeze while breathing into a bag to stop hyperventilating. Tragic, really...there ought to be warnings on bags.

the next parts are NSFW

we know this

I don't think a bear did this one.

ktybear: [www.elcamino.edu image 575x384]

I'm paid to know what comma splices are. This is a helpful reminder. Thank you.

Meanwhile, Detective Jayne Mansfield is on the case!

Kent Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was found on the scene. Police are baffled.

Chief Wiggum: We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed.

It's widely known that giving head is one way to get a head in Hollywood.

Huck And Molly Ziegler: ktybear: [www.elcamino.edu image 575x384]

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Meanwhile, Detective Jayne Mansfield is on the case!

You're welcome. I've been doing lesson plans all day :(

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"I prefer to be called Occasional Outburst Skull."

Turn around, (round) turn around (round)
There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
Turn around, (found) turn around (round)
It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
Turn around (turn around, turn around)

Well, at least she wasn't a "double bagger". Just sayin'