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Jon H

2012-01-17 09:03:31 PM

Nice!

cretinbob

2012-01-17 09:08:41 PM

I can fap to this

2wolves

2012-01-17 09:10:53 PM

Total hottie with skills.

I'm in lust.

miss diminutive

2012-01-17 09:14:45 PM

She showed those orcish rugs who was boss.

Was the bow really loose or is she just superhumanly strong? I tried shooting a bow this past summer and I could hardly move the bowstring back a few inches. She was pulling it back without any effort at all (apparently).

syrynxx

2012-01-17 09:44:14 PM

'was' is the past tense. You should have used 'were' which is the subjunctive.

ArkAngel

2012-01-17 09:45:32 PM

That chick looks far more masculine than Legolas ever did

meehaw

2012-01-17 09:45:40 PM

miss diminutive: She showed those orcish rugs who was boss.

Was the bow really loose or is she just superhumanly strong? I tried shooting a bow this past summer and I could hardly move the bowstring back a few inches. She was pulling it back without any effort at all (apparently).

Bows have different pull weights. That was probably a 20-25lb competition bow. Most bows are for hunting, and have pull weights of at least 45lbs. 65lbs is probably the norm, but they go higher than that.

miss diminutive

2012-01-17 09:49:40 PM

meehaw: miss diminutive: She showed those orcish rugs who was boss.

Was the bow really loose or is she just superhumanly strong? I tried shooting a bow this past summer and I could hardly move the bowstring back a few inches. She was pulling it back without any effort at all (apparently).

Bows have different pull weights. That was probably a 20-25lb competition bow. Most bows are for hunting, and have pull weights of at least 45lbs. 65lbs is probably the norm, but they go higher than that.

65lbs is the norm? I guess I better think up a new plan for hunting food once the zombie apocalypse happens.

/slingshot?

vossiewulf

2012-01-17 10:04:16 PM

meehaw: miss diminutive:

Bows have different pull weights. That was probably a 20-25lb competition bow.

Looked more like about 5 lbs. I'm not sure the arrows would make it through a down jacket.

That being said, she's very graceful.

IgG4

2012-01-17 10:20:31 PM

Feat tree: Point-blank shot-> Rapid Shot-> Shot on the Run

DC25 will check vs awesome rack

calbert

2012-01-17 10:22:52 PM

I feel sorry for that basketball team

Swedgin

2012-01-17 10:43:32 PM

Deadly, ginger *and* speaks Russian?

I'll...be in my bunk.

haemaker

2012-01-17 10:58:24 PM

Swedgin: Deadly, ginger *and* speaks Russian?

I'll...be in my bunk.

да

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-01-17 11:01:16 PM

ArkAngel: That chick looks far more masculine than Legolas ever did

Sharp knees?

Ricardo Klement

2012-01-17 11:09:51 PM

Hard to tell how accurate she is. She'shiatting a 4x6 target from 20 feet, but I can't quite tell the mean grouping. (She does have some outliers.)

Ricardo Klement

2012-01-17 11:12:30 PM

Hopefully, this will show up:

Coelacanth

2012-01-17 11:14:38 PM

Let's see her use a longbow.

brap

2012-01-17 11:43:41 PM

I was a little curious to know if she was actually hitting anything.

LincolnLogolas

2012-01-18 02:18:40 AM

miss diminutive: She showed those orcish rugs who was boss.

Was the bow really loose or is she just superhumanly strong? I tried shooting a bow this past summer and I could hardly move the bowstring back a few inches. She was pulling it back without any effort at all (apparently).

I'd guess probably a 20 lbs draw on that, but she's still pretty strong to be loosing that many arrows that quick. I haven't shot a bow in years, but I used to have a 60 lbs longbow, and that thing was harrrrrd. Medieval English longbows used in warfare had an average draw of about 150lbs, which is just insane. There's a reason why English archers were down at the archery butts EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Noob1ett

2012-01-18 02:21:38 AM

I was a little curious to know if she was actually hitting anything.

arrows didnt look like they had a head on them, seems more for show than accuracy >.

Lligeret

2012-01-18 02:31:05 AM

Ricardo Klement: Hard to tell how accurate she is. She'shiatting a 4x6 target from 20 feet, but I can't quite tell the mean grouping. (She does have some outliers.)

No she is aiming at the metal object hung from above. Looking just at the last round, she hit it three times (the first shot hits it is off screen), two shots are off screen so who knows how good they are, of the remaining seven shots, four are right next to the target and three are a little further away. Similarly while strafing she hits the target a couple times. So I would say she is fairly accurate for what she is doing.

I agree looks like 20lb bow. Which really is not a whole lot in particular if you practice regularly.

thisispete

2012-01-18 02:40:27 AM

brap: I was a little curious to know if she was actually hitting anything.

She's like 5 metres away from her target, of course she was hitting something. The standard distance for indoor archery is 18 to 25 metres.

sparky191

2012-01-18 02:41:38 AM

miss diminutive: She showed those orcish rugs who was boss.

Was the bow really loose or is she just superhumanly strong? I tried shooting a bow this past summer and I could hardly move the bowstring back a few inches. She was pulling it back without any effort at all (apparently).

the poundage is likely low 25-35 lbs id guess closer to 25 is usually what is used by schools and whatnot for archery classes etc. the way she pulls the string back is odd in that ive never seen anyone draw a bow like that but whatever works lol. I use a 65lb martin hunter recurve for hunting and its not something you would speed shoot with, not at that weight.

WhiteCrane

2012-01-18 02:43:01 AM

As mentioned, bows vary in weight. I believe #45 is minimum for hunting. I recall that's what Fred Eichler, a well known bow hunter uses. I have a 60# long bow, which is actually heavier than I'm comfortable with. Howard Hill was using a 75# bow in his 70s, I think, and used bows upwards of 100# when hunting elephants.

Snapper Carr

2012-01-18 02:48:06 AM

Amateur.

Shanghai_Flyer

2012-01-18 03:47:12 AM

She's making me quiver!

stonelotus

2012-01-18 04:24:09 AM

quivering quim.

RatMaster999

2012-01-18 04:24:32 AM

Damn, she's hot.

I agree, very light bow in the 20-25# range. I'd be curious to see what she can do if she shoots more slowly and takes the time to aim.

I really want to break out my bow again. Been teaching my wife rifle and pistol shooting. Time for the next set of lessons, I think. Got a 22# take-down recurve for her to use. I have a 40# recurve and 60# compound.

Wookie Milson

2012-01-18 06:57:00 AM

Hot in a very Bond-girlesque kind of way. Nice ~~rack~~ shot, too.

BenJammin

2012-01-18 07:15:42 AM

Amazing that the military "upgraded" to flintlocks.

Dinobot

2012-01-18 07:37:05 AM

/off to bunk

Baron Harkonnen

2012-01-18 07:43:06 AM

Whatever. That chick from Lord of the Rings was still way hotter.

Hagbardr

2012-01-18 07:46:03 AM

My school had choices of bows between 20-50 lbs. This 115 lb geek kid had no trouble with the 50 pounder while the jocks stuck with the 20 pounders.

/csb

apeiron242

2012-01-18 07:46:25 AM

My greenlights tend to happen after i go to bed. Ah well.

She's fairly precise which you can see at the end of the video... the last quarter or so.

syrynxx: 'was' is the past tense. You should have used 'were' which is the subjunctive.

Subject verb agreement trumps mood.

Was and were are both past tense. If you're going to play this game don't half ass it.

Perlin Noise

2012-01-18 07:51:38 AM

That video made me want to touch myself...

/cute redhead with nerd-attracting skills? yep...

howdyyall9999

2012-01-18 08:31:08 AM

brap: I was a little curious to know if she was actually hitting anything.

It looked as though most of those would have hit a man sized target. Although it would have been more interesting for her to fire ten arrows that fast and hit ten different targets.

WhiteCrane: I believe #45 is minimum for hunting. I recall that's what Fred Eichler, a well known bow hunter uses.

I think I have the same bow that he uses. Mine is actually 50 but it goes up to 65.

rooftop235

2012-01-18 09:27:50 AM

I love the fluid movements and look of determination.
/fapworthy
//and pretty dang cool

Adalius

2012-01-18 09:30:42 AM

Cute body, but when you look at the still frame when the video loads, she has the face of Ron Weasley. EWWWWW.

Balder333

2012-01-18 09:31:40 AM

Ok, I was turned on :)

rudemix

2012-01-18 09:36:03 AM

I was less curious about her individual accuracy and picturing a group of archers doing this, which makes individual accuracy irrelevant. Imagine 500 archers loosing like that at a unit moving towards them. Scary!

chemrebel

2012-01-18 10:36:58 AM

Subby, you have begun an insurrection in the ladies bunks, the likes of which has not been seen before, and may never be seen again. We hate to be taunted.

That being said, 8/10, would bite again. Goddamnyou.

/needs a dildo and a cold shower now

almandot

2012-01-18 11:02:01 AM

spiderfishx

2012-01-18 11:21:15 AM

Ron Weasley/Legolas mash-up?

melkson

2012-01-18 12:54:14 PM

I used to like gingers, then ....

AeAe

2012-01-18 01:19:32 PM

vossiewulf: meehaw: miss diminutive:

Bows have different pull weights. That was probably a 20-25lb competition bow.

Looked more like about 5 lbs. I'm not sure the arrows would make it through a down jacket.
.

Uh huh.. what if that arrow HIT YOUR EYE?!?

/ or your dick even...

melkson

2012-01-18 01:30:59 PM

/or your knee?

ShamPugh

2012-01-18 01:35:25 PM

Why did I read that as "Legoland?"

pdee

2012-01-18 04:27:20 PM

Watch the last set and you can see that when she hits the bull's eye it makes a different sound. Then watch again and listen. She hits it frequently.

smurfnazi

2012-01-18 06:16:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdes3XCkhcM&feature=related

another video of her.

smurfnazi

2012-01-18 06:19:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL1W3HkjJ2Y&feature=related

this one has the camera set behind her for last half of video.
very quick and pretty good grouping.

yes....fapworthy!

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