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NYPD decides to use a new device that beams x-rays at random people to see if they have guns. Well what could go wrong with beaming x-rays all over the place when people are legally allowed to have guns
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gaslight
2012-01-17 09:16:09 PM
Guess what, I never need to visit the US. I just decided.
Let me know how it works out for you, cousins. No, seriously, randomly throwing sievert at people 'just because'? Maybe you'll find that
Habeas corpus
you seem to have misplaced.
dramboxf
2012-01-17 09:28:44 PM
It's infrared, not X-rays, first.
And second "legally carry a gun in NYC" does not farking compute. I grew up there. Aside from cops, peace officers and the politically connected (maybe .01% of the population,) it takes a note from GOD cosigned by Jesus to get a carry permit in NYC. They also have the Sullivan Act, which is a mandatory 1 year (no plea) in Rikers for carrying an unlicensed handgun.
miss diminutive
2012-01-17 09:28:48 PM
X-rays are the same as infrared now?
Sleeping Monkey
2012-01-17 09:29:18 PM
Cops are soldiers of the state and enemies of free people everywhere. When you see one, move in the other direction.
Luthien's Tempest
2012-01-17 09:33:49 PM
miss diminutive
:
X-rays are the same as infrared now?
Apparently. I suppose that means we are doomed, considering the amount of infrared radiation on the planet. Someone should warn the general public that the Earth is trying to kill us.
Also, if I'm reading correctly, it is a passive sensor and doesn't do anything other than detect electromagnetic radiation given off by other objects. So it's not even giving off infrared (more than any other object, that is) let alone x-rays.
dramboxf
2012-01-17 09:34:37 PM
Sleeping Monkey
:
Cops are soldiers of the state
This is true.
I show you a videotape of a Delta Force team taking down a suspected terrorist location and then a tape of the average big-city SWAT team taking down a "high-risk drug warrant" (eg: pot grow) house...if you're not in the military or law enforcement I defy you to know which is which.
Same weapons, same techniques.
After all, SOF trained the cops.
PC LOAD LETTER
2012-01-17 10:10:28 PM
dramboxf
:
They also have the Sullivan Act, which is a mandatory 1 year (no plea) in Rikers for carrying an unlicensed handgun.
My correction officer brother in law says "everything you have heard about Rikers is completely 100% true"
miss diminutive
2012-01-17 10:11:27 PM
PC LOAD LETTER
:
dramboxf: They also have the Sullivan Act, which is a mandatory 1 year (no plea) in Rikers for carrying an unlicensed handgun.
My correction officer brother in law says "everything you have heard about Rikers is completely 100% true"
I haven't heard anything about Rikers....so that's a good thing. Right?
Jamdug!
2012-01-17 10:12:57 PM
Guns are not allow to be carried on your person in NYC limits unless you have a license, dawg.
GAT_00
2012-01-17 10:16:22 PM
As always, I totally believe the Daily Fail is giving us only the absolute truth.
calbert
2012-01-17 10:19:26 PM
I was going to post a Total Recall pic, but then realized that the article mentions nothing about x-rays, but instead mentions infrared...which is odd, considering that subby used 'x-ray' twice in their headline, I would've thought that the linked-to article would also mention x-rays, but alas, here we are with an article mentioning infrared and nothing about x-rays.
serpent_sky
2012-01-17 10:28:40 PM
Um, yeah. I live in NY and on the news they made a big deal that this is NOT X-rays.
NY is not very gun-friendly. I grew up around guns (my dad was a cop) but in general, we're not a gun culture and most people who have them are either law enforcement types or criminals. Meanwhile, I've known people in Texas who look like militias to me and that is apparently normal.
And for the record, I am all for Second Amendment rights, but still pointing out that NYC and its suburbs (the latter is where I live, close to CT) we lack any real gun culture that other states have.
jaylectricity
2012-01-17 11:33:54 PM
Sleeping Monkey
:
When you see one, move in the other direction.
So I'm just gonna let them push me around?
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-17 11:35:29 PM
Edwards had left work when he witnessed a burglary, drew his weapon and chased the suspect. Police responding to the call shot him dead
That's some nice police work there, Lou.
Speaker2Animals
2012-01-18 12:16:35 AM
serpent_sky
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Um, yeah. I live in NY and on the news they made a big deal that this is NOT X-rays.
NY is not very gun-friendly. I grew up around guns (my dad was a cop) but in general, we're not a gun culture and most people who have them are either law enforcement types or criminals. Meanwhile, I've known people in Texas who look like militias to me and that is apparently normal.
And for the record, I am all for Second Amendment rights, but still pointing out that NYC and its suburbs (the latter is where I live, close to CT) we lack any real gun culture that other states have.
Other than junkies and gang bangers shooting each other in the streets, you mean.
Winktologist
2012-01-18 12:54:42 AM
INFRARED IS WORSE IT COMES FROM MY WIFI AND MAKES ME HEADACHE
torch
2012-01-18 01:04:52 AM
Why couldn't scumbag Michael Chertoff be selling
these
in every airport instead of actual X-ray emitters?
ultraholland
2012-01-18 01:25:29 AM
almejita
2012-01-18 04:17:34 AM
maybe i'll get green balls from this, instead of my normal blue balls
does infrared reach all the way to california?
just posting cuz i can..for the moment
not really, posting cuz i'm wrecked on demon weed and vodka, and bored
Mock26
2012-01-18 04:23:13 AM
The Supreme Court has already ruled that police could not use an infrared camera to scan the heat emanating from a house without a warrant. Something tells me that this is pretty much the exact same thing and that it will never hold up in court.
Mock26
2012-01-18 04:27:09 AM
gaslight
:
Guess what, I never need to visit the US. I just decided.
Let me know how it works out for you, cousins. No, seriously, randomly throwing sievert at people 'just because'? Maybe you'll find that Habeas corpus you seem to have misplaced.
Good. We did not want you coming here anyway.
zipperlip
2012-01-18 04:42:57 AM
It's not news
It's
FAIL ONLINE.
Wodan11
2012-01-18 04:50:04 AM
Luthien's Tempest
:
Also, if I'm reading correctly, it is a passive sensor and doesn't do anything other than detect electromagnetic radiation given off by other objects. So it's not even giving off infrared (more than any other object, that is) let alone x-rays.
That's what I gathered, but this throws me: "The device will be mounted on the top of NYPD vans and will
shoot rays
at a suspect or scan the streets for weapons."
Seems to me that this is a good way to keep warm in the winter. I can just see all the homeless crowding around this van-mounted giant heater.
BitwiseShift
2012-01-18 04:50:17 AM
Just when TSA is considering the goodwill of radiation badges for its workers since there is no law to force protection.
Imagine insurance not paying for cancer treatment for anyone in Manhattan since the police irradiate the streets and staying or visiting Manhattan is an avoidable health risk. However they could turn the machines on snow clogged side streets to melt the snow during blizzards and even run the machines as convenient microwaves in winter like the fire hydrants are for cooling in summer.
jtown
2012-01-18 04:50:44 AM
NYPD
decides to use a new device that beams x-rays at random people to see if they have guns. Well what could go wrong with beaming x-rays all over the place when
people are legally allowed to have guns
Try again, bucko. Regular folks in NYC are not allowed to have guns because
fark YOU, CONSTITUTION!
BronyMedic
2012-01-18 04:59:27 AM
dramboxf:
Sleeping Monkey: Cops are soldiers of the state
This is true.
I show you a videotape of a Delta Force team taking down a suspected terrorist location and then a tape of the average big-city SWAT team taking down a "high-risk drug warrant" (eg: pot grow) house...if you're not in the military or law enforcement I defy you to know which is which.
Same weapons, same techniques.
After all, SOF trained the cops.
Not sure if troll or seriously believes this.
My-beard-is-grey
2012-01-18 05:00:43 AM
Mock26
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gaslight: Guess what, I never need to visit the US. I just decided.
Let me know how it works out for you, cousins. No, seriously, randomly throwing sievert at people 'just because'? Maybe you'll find that Habeas corpus you seem to have misplaced.
Good. We did not want you coming here anyway.
Real friendly 'merican hospitality like that is why so much of the world just loves the U S of A.
/sarcasm
Zendo
2012-01-18 05:09:43 AM
This is meant only as a method of frisking suspects for fireams at a distance before you actually have to aproach them and do a manual pat down, risking getting shot in the process.
If I was a cop I'd want one of these.
Of course there is potential for abuse here.
And like it was said it uses infrared (non ionizing radiation), not x-rays.
erewhon
2012-01-18 05:31:05 AM
Wodan11
:
That's what I gathered, but this throws me: "The device will be mounted on the top of NYPD vans and will shoot rays at a suspect or scan the streets for weapons."
Yeah - I read pretty much every journalist's take on it and not a single one got it even close to right.
I'm moderately to fairly certain they're talking about the ThruVision T5000, which doesn't "shoot rays" of any sort, it's a passive imager. No x-rays, no shooting beams of radiation.
david_gaithersburg
2012-01-18 06:10:02 AM
NY, the land of the formerly free.
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-18 06:18:25 AM
Ow! My sperm!
dittybopper
2012-01-18 06:26:59 AM
dramboxf
:
They also have the Sullivan Act, which is a mandatory 1 year (no plea) in Rikers for carrying an unlicensed handgun.
Did you know
the Sullivan Act was originally enacted to protect Tammany Hall thugs
?
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-18 06:32:09 AM
This is just creepy. What about the possible health risks?
erewhon
2012-01-18 06:45:19 AM
AbbeySomeone
:
This is just creepy. What about the possible health risks?
Pretty much the same health risks as having someone take a picture of you with a cell phone.
dittybopper
2012-01-18 06:51:26 AM
erewhon
:
AbbeySomeone: This is just creepy. What about the possible health risks?
Pretty much the same health risks as having someone take a picture of you with a cell phone.
That's not true: I've never been held at gun point, arrested, and thrown into jail because someone took a picture of me with a cellphone. All those things have some health risk to them.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-18 06:58:32 AM
erewhon
:
AbbeySomeone: This is just creepy. What about the possible health risks?
Pretty much the same health risks as having someone take a picture of you with a cell phone.
Bullsh&t.
jcsturgeon
2012-01-18 06:59:28 AM
So the NYPD can effectively search you at will without any reasonable suspicion?
mr_a
2012-01-18 07:02:20 AM
At least it will give fans of the 2nd amendment a chance to meet fans of the 4th amendment.
dittybopper
2012-01-18 07:14:50 AM
mr_a
:
At least it will give fans of the 2nd amendment a chance to meet fans of the 4th amendment.
I think you will find, for the most part, that Second Amendment advocates like myself tend to cherish all of the Bill of Rights.
THX 1138
2012-01-18 07:18:55 AM
FTFA:
Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said it currently only works at a short range - from around three to four feet away from a person... The device will be mounted on the top of NYPD vans...
I see absolutely no flaw in this.
AbbeySomeone
2012-01-18 07:30:20 AM
THX 1138
:
FTFA:
Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said it currently only works at a short range - from around three to four feet away from a person... The device will be mounted on the top of NYPD vans...
I see absolutely no flaw in this.
Those 2 lines completely contradict each other. Mounting them on vans would put them out of useful range, right?
mr_a
2012-01-18 07:50:43 AM
AbbeySomeone
:
THX 1138: FTFA:
Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said it currently only works at a short range - from around three to four feet away from a person... The device will be mounted on the top of NYPD vans...
I see absolutely no flaw in this.
Those 2 lines completely contradict each other. Mounting them on vans would put them out of useful range, right?
Not if the cops slam you up against the side of it...
Cheron
2012-01-18 08:15:29 AM
Kyllo v. US
I'd post a link but its SOPA day. The supremes say you can't drive down the street and look into houses with infrared so would they see people on the street differently?
MythDragon
2012-01-18 08:32:52 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie
:
[dvdmedia.ign.com image 450x338]
Ow! My sperm!
It only hurts the first time.
/much like sex at Rikers.
//Or so I've been told.
Egoy3k
2012-01-18 08:46:09 AM
Surveillance of your own citizens is a pretty scummy thing to do, invasive surveillance of your citizens is probably illegal.
erewhon
2012-01-18 08:49:59 AM
AbbeySomeone
:
erewhon: AbbeySomeone: This is just creepy. What about the possible health risks?
Pretty much the same health risks as having someone take a picture of you with a cell phone.
Bullsh&t.
Considering it's a passive imager, not at all.
dittybopper
2012-01-18 08:53:14 AM
Cheron
:
Kyllo v. US
I'd post a link but its SOPA day. The supremes say you can't drive down the street and look into houses with infrared so would they see people on the street differently?
Possibly, because you are "in public". It's a stretch, but they might consider it akin to a "Terry stop", where a cop can frisk you without any justification for 'officer safety' reasons.
jedihirsch
2012-01-18 08:55:40 AM
dramboxf
:
It's infrared, not X-rays, first.
And second "legally carry a gun in NYC" does not farking compute. I grew up there. Aside from cops, peace officers and the politically connected (maybe .01% of the population,) it takes a note from GOD cosigned by Jesus to get a carry permit in NYC. They also have the Sullivan Act, which is a mandatory 1 year (no plea) in Rikers for carrying an unlicensed handgun.
I lIve in NYC and it is not that hard, hard but not as hard as you describe. All you need is a clean record, a home gun safe, File about half a dozen form plus several hundred dollars in fees, Hand Gun safety course, waiting period, etc. And then you can get it. Its hard but I know people who have done it (one of them owns a jewelry store and needs it for protection).
Link
(NYC Gun Laws new window)
Also Rikers only holds local offenders who are awaiting trial and cannot pay or were denied bail and those those serving sentences of one year or less, and those temporarily placed there during transfer to another facility. It is not a regular prison complex, hasn't been in over 30 years
Egoy3k
2012-01-18 08:56:37 AM
erewhon
:
Considering it's a passive imager, not at all.
We have people in BC up in arms about smart power meters because they transmit using microwaves, once a day, for like a second, when people usually are not home, with microwaves.
These same people will put a baby monitor from the 70s next to their infant's crib then piss and moan about cell phone towers and smart meters. There is no logic and no point in debating with them.
Xaneidolon
2012-01-18 08:58:16 AM
Until more real details come out about this scanner (i.e. how the range will be increased, etc.) I'll be skeptical. Scientific measurement > NYPD press release.
I also wonder if the people defending this new device as safe are the same sycophants who were parroting the TSA on the safety of the backscatter scanners.
That whole Whittman/EPA/Ground Zero debacle still sticks in my craw...
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