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(Daily Mail)   19-year-old girl from Middlesex disguised herself as a boy so she could date girls. Heh, Middlesex   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 09:55:21 PM
If a girl pretending to be a boy sleeps around, is she a slut or a stud?
 
2012-01-17 10:34:10 PM
So she's a lesbian trapped in a man's wardrobe?
/I can kinda relate.
 
2012-01-17 10:39:42 PM
It's like the opposite of Blur...

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone, you really love
 
2012-01-17 10:49:06 PM

ZAZ: If a girl pretending to be a boy sleeps around, is she a slut or a stud?


Neither, -a Justin Bieber.
 
2012-01-17 10:59:19 PM
Jeffrey Eugenides approves.
 
2012-01-17 11:30:11 PM
irulan18.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-18 12:20:13 AM
These days wouldn't it be easier to just find lesbian or bisexual girls?
 
2012-01-18 12:20:37 AM
how daft do you have to be in order to not recognize your friend in drag?

/is it still called drag when women dress as men?
 
2012-01-18 12:22:14 AM
She's just trying to win an Oscar.
 
2012-01-18 12:22:26 AM
More gay panic from the Daily Fail...

Although it's quite possible this is actually trans panic, but revealing that would be just too useful information for the Fail to impart.
 
2012-01-18 12:22:26 AM
So the mystery of Justin Bieber has been solved then?
 
2012-01-18 12:22:27 AM
Fap?
 
2012-01-18 12:24:19 AM

ZAZ: If a girl pretending to be a boy sleeps around, is she a slut or a stud?


Ha! That's so totes cray cray, PhilosoRaptor
 
2012-01-18 12:24:32 AM
Why does the article seem to be focusing the fact that she's a lesbian, instead of the slightly more important fact that she's a serial rapist who targeted underage victims?
 
2012-01-18 12:25:27 AM
Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-01-18 12:25:58 AM
Giggity?
 
2012-01-18 12:26:08 AM
I agree with whatever Ghastly has to say about this.
 
2012-01-18 12:26:10 AM

Phoenix_M: [irulan18.files.wordpress.com image 325x475]


Is that movie any good?
 
2012-01-18 12:26:32 AM
Middlesex???...around here, we call it the T'aint
 
2012-01-18 12:27:03 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Bob approves.
 
2012-01-18 12:27:26 AM
Anything you can do I can do better...or the same.
 
2012-01-18 12:27:35 AM
Sussex - South Saxons
Wessex - West Saxons
Essex - East Saxons
Middlesex - Middle Saxons

The North Saxons died out for some unknown reason.
 
2012-01-18 12:28:41 AM
What a girl disguised as a boy to date GIRLS might look like:

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-01-18 12:29:36 AM

0Icky0: The North Saxons died out for some unknown reason.


Because there was.....Nosex
 
2012-01-18 12:30:31 AM
Dammit, I keep looking things up on Wikipedia.....
 
2012-01-18 12:30:34 AM

farkingismybusiness: Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow. Just wow.


I concur.

/Wow. Just Wow.
 
2012-01-18 12:32:57 AM
Somewhere in that mess of an article is a Belle and Sebastian song trying to get out.
 
2012-01-18 12:36:18 AM
icarles.files.wordpress.com

Where do you think this falls on the scale?
 
2012-01-18 12:36:40 AM
i don't live too far from where teena brandon tried this with unfortunate results.
 
2012-01-18 12:37:23 AM

farkingismybusiness: Modi


I see this comment has been covered.

/Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-01-18 12:37:42 AM
Middlesex was by far the best book I've ever read about trannies.
 
2012-01-18 12:41:08 AM

GungFu: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x216]

Bob approves.


Having a problem with you manservant?
 
2012-01-18 12:41:12 AM
obtaining sexual contact by fraud

I utterly fail to see the point here. Isn't that how most people do it? Okay, having sex with a 15 year old can be illegal (depending on your age), but lying about being a boy?

'If either of them had known of the deceit, that the boy they were having a relationship with was Miss Barker, they would not have consented to the acts.'

So I've committed an illegal act every time I told a girl I was a carpenter, not a computer scientist?
 
2012-01-18 12:41:45 AM

Enigmamf: Dammit, I keep looking things up on Wikipedia.....


Just recently, I came across a lovely callipygian photograph set in a rather bucolic scenery... Just that alone was enough to facilitate my imagination to dizzying heights and with that, I imagined her demure and comely. I imagine that when I gaze upon her soft luxurious face, her smile shines full of ebullience, her personality effervescent with giddiness. I hope when I grow old, that I never become inured to such wild fantastic whims when it comes to my flights of fancy. If that ever happens, I fear I would languor until I am no more.
 
2012-01-18 12:43:43 AM
Last January Samantha Brooks was charged with obtaining sexual contact by fraud after being accused of posing as a man called Lee Brooks in order to have sexual contact with two women, one in Perthshire, the other in London, between 2001 and 2009.

The charge alleges that she pretended to each woman that she suffered from testicular cancer and that they could not therefore handle her penis, in an attempt to induce each to believe that she had a penis.

It alleges she tried to hide her breasts from the women by telling one that she had suffered burns on her back and needed to wear bandages around the chest area.

She allegedly told the other that she had suffered a stab wound to the torso which meant she had to wear bandages and clingfilm around the chest.

Brooks, 26, was accused of placing a condom on an object she purported to be her penis and using it to obtain sexual intimacy with both women, which she knew they would not otherwise consent to.


I can see a case for criminalizing the use of fraud to obtain sex in some cases. But come on, those women had so many red flags they had to have figured it out.

RIght?

/no see, it's just a really bad circumcision that makes it look like a vagina. . .
 
2012-01-18 12:43:59 AM
soshable.com

I liked that image when I searched SOPA in GIS.
 
2012-01-18 12:44:01 AM

0Icky0: The North Saxons died out for some unknown reason.


They were called Danes.

/Apparently I can't Wiki things right now...fark SOPA
 
2012-01-18 12:44:39 AM

Enigmamf: Dammit, I keep looking things up on Wikipedia.....


LoL, same here
 
2012-01-18 12:44:46 AM
Wrong thread and the following post after mine? Full of WIN!
 
2012-01-18 12:46:54 AM

CrispFlows: Enigmamf: Dammit, I keep looking things up on Wikipedia.....

Just recently, I came across a lovely callipygian photograph set in a rather bucolic scenery... Just that alone was enough to facilitate my imagination to dizzying heights and with that, I imagined her demure and comely. I imagine that when I gaze upon her soft luxurious face, her smile shines full of ebullience, her personality effervescent with giddiness. I hope when I grow old, that I never become inured to such wild fantastic whims when it comes to my flights of fancy. If that ever happens, I fear I would languor until I am no more.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-01-18 12:47:48 AM
I love that book so much.
 
2012-01-18 12:48:31 AM

flowdawg: obtaining sexual contact by fraud

I utterly fail to see the point here. Isn't that how most people do it? Okay, having sex with a 15 year old can be illegal (depending on your age), but lying about being a boy?

'If either of them had known of the deceit, that the boy they were having a relationship with was Miss Barker, they would not have consented to the acts.'

So I've committed an illegal act every time I told a girl I was a carpenter, not a computer scientist?


Aaaaand we're off! Let's see who can post the dumbest comment.
 
2012-01-18 12:49:02 AM

watson.t.hamster:
I can see a case for criminalizing the use of fraud to obtain sex in some cases. But come on, those women had so many red flags they had to have figured it out.

RIght?

/no see, it's just a really bad circumcision that makes it look like a vagina. . .


At some level it has to be buyer beware. Oh, you're not really an unmarried doctor? CALL THE DAILY FAIL! FRAUD!
 
2012-01-18 12:49:39 AM

themadtupper: They were called Danes.


That's not it.
 
2012-01-18 12:50:55 AM

GungFu: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x216]
Bob approves.


So does her descendant, Bob.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-01-18 12:53:38 AM
"Obtaining sex by fraud" is the legal term for what happened here. The legal term for it's exact opposite is "marriage."
 
2012-01-18 12:53:40 AM

farkingismybusiness:

[i.qkme.me image 469x1032]


Dude, I just farkied you. you got me to laugh and it felt awesome. :D Keep it up.
 
2012-01-18 12:55:25 AM

CrispFlows: Enigmamf: Dammit, I keep looking things up on Wikipedia.....

Just recently, I came across a lovely callipygian photograph set in a rather bucolic scenery... Just that alone was enough to facilitate my imagination to dizzying heights and with that, I imagined her demure and comely. I imagine that when I gaze upon her soft luxurious face, her smile shines full of ebullience, her personality effervescent with giddiness. I hope when I grow old, that I never become inured to such wild fantastic whims when it comes to my flights of fancy. If that ever happens, I fear I would languor until I am no more.


WTF, pass it to me...

I wrote my legislators tonight. Framed it to the Republican as "don't let big government tread on small business", framed it to the Democrats as a first amendment issue.
 
2012-01-18 12:55:41 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Why does the article seem to be focusing the fact that she's a lesbian, instead of the slightly more important fact that she's a serial rapist who targeted underage victims?


Because the news agency knows what sells. The age of consent there is 16, so only one of the girls she allegedly slept with may have been a victim of statutory rape. If it wasn't for that, "he" wouldn't have been arrested, since lying to women in order to sleep with them has been happening since men could talk. Now that they know she is a woman, and that she was doing something homosexual with 3 different girls, they have to try and make a big farking deal out of it.
 
2012-01-18 12:57:54 AM

CrispFlows: farkingismybusiness:

[i.qkme.me image 469x1032]

Dude, I just farkied you. you got me to laugh and it felt awesome. :D Keep it up.


Will do.
 
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