Sounds like a full-time job.

That's pretty impressive, for him to come up with five thousand headlines a week.

What an oddly designed web site. Unless it's because of my iPad.

No wonder all my submissions get the red light. Drew only greens his own.

cameroncrazy1984: That's pretty impressive, for him to come up with five thousand headlines a week.

Yeah, that Drew dude seriously needs to get life, for sure. And what's even odder is that, with all those submissions, he's still only #3 on the top submitters list!

These submissions go all night and day, 24-7. Does this Drew fella ever sleep?

No wonder the outage page has Mike face down on the floor.

Drew snapped from writing so many headlines and hit him with that bottle of Crown.

Aarontology: No wonder the outage page has Mike face down on the floor.

Drew snapped from writing so many headlines and hit him with that bottle of Crown.

Maker's.

Aarontology: bottle of Crown

Crown? What is he, an inbred Saskatoon hillbilly?

cameroncrazy1984: Maker's.

See? The fatigue is contagious!

kronicfeld: Crown? What is he, an inbred Saskatoon hillbilly?

Oh, you're in for it now.

You call him a Canadian!

It's all lies. Don't believe any of it! Don't visit that stupid site tomorrow, don't do it!

_{/cause i don't want it to get farked}

Damn, Drew, how do you even have time for beer? You've got to be writing headlines 24/7 non-stop.

I bet Drew killed bin Laden.

When did Ric Romero start his own blog?

I was a lurker for years before signing up in 2007. I submitted maybe 10 headlines and had 3 greenlit in that first year. I gave up. Now I know why so many are trashed. How the hell does Drew make the time?

You are a factory of sadness. See you tomorrow.

Clearly you plebeians don't know the secret to Fark's links. All successful headline writers start by pouring a beer on their home shrine to Drew and then stare at a newspaper or Google news until they hear Drew's voice speaking in their heads reinterpreting the headlines for them. We then perform his mortal labors for him by typing them into the "Link Submission Thingie"

What? did you think people just made them up on their own? don't be ridiculous.

Ethics? In my Fark? GTFO.

Did anyone notice TFA is about the Powerball lottery?

FTFA: Fark. com was a guilty pleasure before I started an ethics blog, but is now a daily assignment, as Drew Curtis's clever link collection where he simultaneously uncovers interesting news items and attaches one-line jokes to them has proven to be a rich source of ethics stories.

I too have found Drew's Fark.com link collection to be a guilty pleasure. Sometime I need to thank him for all of those one-line jokes, too.

Oh, WTF? Why not just do it now...

Thank you, Drew, for all of the one-line jokes on your link collection.

2wolves: I bet Drew killed bin Laden.

I heard he kicked Chuck Norris into Kim Jung Un, and Chuck hasn't been seen since.

Magorn: Clearly you plebeians don't know the secret to Fark's links. All successful headline writers start by pouring a beer on their home shrine to Drew and then stare at a newspaper or Google news until they hear Drew's voice speaking in their heads reinterpreting the headlines for them. We then perform his mortal labors for him by typing them into the "Link Submission Thingie"

What? did you think people just made them up on their own? don't be ridiculous.

I thought the first rule of Fark is we don't talk about Fark...

Magorn: Clearly you plebeians don't know the secret to Fark's links. All successful headline writers start by pouring a beer on their home shrine to Drew and then stare at a newspaper or Google news until they hear Drew's voice speaking in their heads reinterpreting the headlines for them. We then perform his mortal labors for him by typing them into the "Link Submission Thingie"

It's true!