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(ESPN) Dumbass Antrell Rolle goes Antrelle Rolle, opens his big fat yapper. Bonus: "My heart doesn't pump any Kool-Aid, only blood"   (espn.go.com) divider line 36
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foo monkey
2012-01-17 07:48:24 PM
Successful and attractive?
 
netweavr
2012-01-17 08:02:52 PM
The rhetoric is really starting to ramp up for the Giants/Niners game.
 
Killer Cars
2012-01-17 08:03:05 PM
And this concludes today's seminar on "ways to misspell the names of NFL players". Tomorrow, we'll go over the possible variations on "Osi Umenyiora"
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 08:07:24 PM
So not Kool-Aid, but what about grape soda? Colt 45?

*Ducks*
 
Weigard
2012-01-17 08:09:01 PM
He's a pretty blah player.
 
Yanks_RSJ
2012-01-17 08:12:17 PM
So, Antrel Rolle responds to a quote from Vernon Davis saying he PRAYED for the Giants to beat the Packers, and it's Rolle opening his big fat yapper?

Got it.
 
AnEvilGuest
2012-01-17 08:17:46 PM
Yanks_RSJ: So, Antrel Rolle responds to a quote from Vernon Davis saying he PRAYED for the Giants to beat the Packers, and it's Rolle opening his big fat yapper?

Got it.

Davis was just praying that he could stay in San Fran so he wouldn't have to neglect his ministry amongst the homeless and afflicted of that city
 
kronicfeld [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 08:23:10 PM
Yanks_RSJ: So, Antrel Rolle responds to a quote from Vernon Davis saying he PRAYED for the Giants to beat the Packers, and it's Rolle opening his big fat yapper?

Why shouldn't the #2 seed hope for the #1 seed to lose to the #4 seed? The #1 seed is the #1 seed because, on average, it's going to be better than the #4 seed. Not every time, but on average; 15-1 is more threatening than 9-7. And, of course, if the #4 seed wins, then #2 gets to host a home championship game, instead of having to travel, in this case, to the [insert NFL Films voiceover about frozen tundra here].
 
myinternetname
2012-01-17 08:23:21 PM
i.qkme.me


/I'm so sorry


So anyway, I was trying to find an image but I'm sure I can describe it well enough: black kids always be havin' sweetened Kool-Aid, powder form, in zip lock (if they are lucky enough to have zip lock) baggies ... sticking their fingers in and licking the powder off.

At least in 1985-1995 Louisiana. YMMV.
 
Yanks_RSJ
2012-01-17 08:25:28 PM
kronicfeld: Yanks_RSJ: So, Antrel Rolle responds to a quote from Vernon Davis saying he PRAYED for the Giants to beat the Packers, and it's Rolle opening his big fat yapper?

Why shouldn't the #2 seed hope for the #1 seed to lose to the #4 seed? The #1 seed is the #1 seed because, on average, it's going to be better than the #4 seed. Not every time, but on average; 15-1 is more threatening than 9-7. And, of course, if the #4 seed wins, then #2 gets to host a home championship game, instead of having to travel, in this case, to the [insert NFL Films voiceover about frozen tundra here].

They absolutely should. That doesn't mean Antrel Rolle can't respond by saying you should be careful what you wish for.

For the record, the Giants got what they wanted too. They'd certainly rather be playing in San Fran than in New Orleans. So everyone is happy.
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 08:32:34 PM
"And I prayed, I prayed the Giants won," Davis told reporters on Monday. "I prayed. But they're a good team. I didn't pray because they were the worse team. I prayed because they're a good team, and I acknowledge that.

with all that praying, he's taking a page out of somebody's playbook.
 
neuroflare
2012-01-17 08:55:21 PM
Weigard: He's a pretty blah player.

I don't know, I remember in AZ when he got his hands on the ball he made amazing happen.
 
kmmontandon [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 09:06:01 PM
Rolle should remember what happened to the last safety that ran into Vernon Davis - he didn't exactly get up right away.

The announcers kept saying that Roman Harper hit Vernon Davis, but it sure as hell looked the other way around to me.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 09:06:42 PM
Meh, Davis and Rolle both could benefit from spending some time with Tim Tebow.
 
smartasspt
2012-01-17 09:27:52 PM
As a Niners fan, I clicked in hope of seeing some idiot Giant talking smack about the Niners, etc. Instead, I think I was just trolled by subby. An article about one person on each team who respects the other team. Meh.
 
benjamen13
2012-01-17 09:30:35 PM
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Dafatone
2012-01-17 09:38:46 PM
Yanks_RSJ: So, Antrel Rolle responds to a quote from Vernon Davis saying he PRAYED for the Giants to beat the Packers, and it's Rolle opening his big fat yapper?

Got it.

VD's comments were maybe a little over the top. But I never really understood "bulletin-board material" once playoff time comes. If you're not fully pumped for a game, something the other team says won't help.

/VD!
 
GypsyJoker
2012-01-17 09:49:27 PM
Hopefully, the Giants beat the Niners so badly that Steve Young gets a sympathy concussion.
 
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-17 10:27:53 PM
I'd be careful, Vernon. Giants are hot like the Packers last year and the Saints two years ago.
 
Richard Sauce
2012-01-17 10:35:51 PM
Yanks_RSJ: kronicfeld: Yanks_RSJ: So, Antrel Rolle responds to a quote from Vernon Davis saying he PRAYED for the Giants to beat the Packers, and it's Rolle opening his big fat yapper?

Why shouldn't the #2 seed hope for the #1 seed to lose to the #4 seed? The #1 seed is the #1 seed because, on average, it's going to be better than the #4 seed. Not every time, but on average; 15-1 is more threatening than 9-7. And, of course, if the #4 seed wins, then #2 gets to host a home championship game, instead of having to travel, in this case, to the [insert NFL Films voiceover about frozen tundra here].

They absolutely should. That doesn't mean Antrel Rolle can't respond by saying you should be careful what you wish for.

For the record, the Giants got what they wanted too. They'd certainly rather be playing in San Fran than in New Orleans. So everyone is happy.

This. As a Giants fan I was so pumped to see New Orleans get knocked out; they OWN the Giants in that dome. Playing in SF is best case scenario for gmen. As for avoiding Green Bay being good for SF, I understand wanting to be home, but the gnats are scary right now.
 
eazye1334
2012-01-17 11:08:26 PM
myinternetname: So anyway, I was trying to find an image but I'm sure I can describe it well enough: black kids always be havin' sweetened Kool-Aid, powder form, in zip lock (if they are lucky enough to have zip lock) baggies ... sticking their fingers in and licking the powder off.

At least in 1985-1995 Louisiana. YMMV.

Kids in my area always brought it on the bus to school. I think they called it pucker powder.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 11:15:34 PM
Rapmaster2000: I'd be careful, Vernon. Giants are hot like the Packers last year and the Saints two years ago.

And the Giants the year before that.
 
Bubrubb
2012-01-17 11:48:13 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Rapmaster2000: I'd be careful, Vernon. Giants are hot like the Packers last year and the Saints two years ago.

And the Giants the year before that.

You mean the year the patriots went 18-0 and then nothing happened after that? I SAID NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT!!!! LA LA LA LA LA - I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?! LA LA LA LA LA SOMETHING ABOUT A TYNES?!?
 
man metaphysical
2012-01-18 02:04:11 AM
Wu tang
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-01-18 03:13:53 AM
GimpyNip: How many times do I have to tell you people that I am Paul The Octopus. It's Pats vs Giants. Remember when Paul picked against Germany? Well, as a Jets fan my best case scenario would be 49ers over Ravens but my tentacles have spoken.

We get it, you're a cephalopod
 
puffy999
2012-01-18 04:42:12 AM
Why do New York football teams have the biggest mouthed biatches in the sport?
 
Neeek
2012-01-18 06:15:02 AM
Richard Sauce: Playing in SF is best case scenario for gmen

Playing the Niners is the worst case scenario for any team. They are the only team in the league that, even if you beat them, will severely hurt your chances going forward. If the Saints had pulled it out, they'd have been so beaten up that they'd be in trouble this week.
 
MAYORBOB
2012-01-18 07:13:40 AM
What can you say? That's just the way Antrel Rolles.
 
Lil' Max Meatboots
2012-01-18 07:22:44 AM
kronicfeld: Yanks_RSJ: So, Antrel Rolle responds to a quote from Vernon Davis saying he PRAYED for the Giants to beat the Packers, and it's Rolle opening his big fat yapper?

Why shouldn't the #2 seed hope for the #1 seed to lose to the #4 seed? The #1 seed is the #1 seed because, on average, it's going to be better than the #4 seed. Not every time, but on average; 15-1 is more threatening than 9-7. And, of course, if the #4 seed wins, then #2 gets to host a home championship game, instead of having to travel, in this case, to the [insert NFL Films voiceover about frozen tundra here].

by your logic the #4 seed should then tell the # 2 seed to be careful what you pray for because we just beat the #1 seed which had won 15 games, so you think we are scared of your 13 wins? Oh, that's what happened...carry on
 
LoudLiam
2012-01-18 07:30:40 AM
It's not a totally uncommon phrase. My mind immediately went to this song:

Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik (new window)
 
kwame [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 08:40:38 AM
GypsyJoker: Hopefully, the Giants beat the Niners so badly that Steve Young gets a sympathy concussion.

I think the Giants should fly Leonard Marshall out and let him stand on the sidelines, glaring.
 
Chupacabra Sandwich [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 11:10:22 AM
neuroflare: Weigard: He's a pretty blah player.

I don't know, I remember in AZ when he got his hands on the ball he made amazing happen.

Really? Because I remeber calling him "Pass Interference" Rolle for the first three years of his career. He couldn't cut it at corner and had to be moved to safety where he was above average
 
John Nash
2012-01-18 11:59:54 AM
AnEvilGuest: Davis was just praying that he could stay in San Fran so he wouldn't have to neglect his ministry amongst the homeless and afflicted of that city

Actually I think the SF curling club mixed bonspiel is this weekend. He didn't want to miss it, though I'm sure he'll have a tough decision to make about where to be if he makes it to the first event.
 
busy chillin'
2012-01-18 02:20:33 PM
static.rateyourmusic.com

Jump and you'll get sprayed.
 
fuzzy dunlop
2012-01-18 02:47:40 PM
Best In The World: "Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience." - Friedrich Nietzche

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That's ON MY WALL, BRO! Itsa Eli FATHEAD. I usedta have Big Ben hovering over my headboard cuz his shiat was hype a last year but the Giants are str8 fire right now & u can put any Giant up. They make a Antrel Rolle FATHEAD? As is Eli wasn't enuff of a panty dropper, imagine having Eli & Rolle going at it over ur bed, son? biatch, I hope ur tickelish cuz things about 2 get ridiculous.

Dude I don't know if you are for real or what... but...

Best In The World (favorite: WTF?!?!?!?!)

Keep doing what you are doing.
 
mainstreet62 [TotalFark]
2012-01-18 03:59:16 PM
fuzzy dunlop: Best In The World: "Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience." - Friedrich Nietzche

[www.stevesblindsandwallpaper.com image 210x280]


That's ON MY WALL, BRO! Itsa Eli FATHEAD. I usedta have Big Ben hovering over my headboard cuz his shiat was hype a last year but the Giants are str8 fire right now & u can put any Giant up. They make a Antrel Rolle FATHEAD? As is Eli wasn't enuff of a panty dropper, imagine having Eli & Rolle going at it over ur bed, son? biatch, I hope ur tickelish cuz things about 2 get ridiculous.

Dude I don't know if you are for real or what... but...

Best In The World (favorite: WTF?!?!?!?!)

Keep doing what you are doing.

I had the same reaction you did. I didn't know Ludacris was a Farker.
 
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