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(Some Guy)		Family takes kids to Chuck E. Cheese for birthday party, asks people at next table to clean up their language. You know what happens next (13abc.com)		183
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germ78

2012-01-17 06:31:00 PM

Fark needs a Chuck E Cheese tag.

Mike_LowELL

2012-01-17 07:24:39 PM

Nolan Bushnell should be ashamed for inflicting this on the world.

Confabulat

2012-01-17 07:24:53 PM

Good. What a horrible woman.

/spent high school working at Showbiz
//Billy Bob was better

farkingismybusiness

2012-01-17 07:24:59 PM

Someone's kid takes a dump in the ball pit?

veedeevadeevoodee

2012-01-17 07:25:59 PM

Confabulat

2012-01-17 07:26:16 PM

CSB time: When I worked at Showbiz back in the late 80s, a Christian nut bought the place and immediately stopped beer sales.

And then all sales ended.

He sold it back to the original owners in about a years' time and the taps started flowing again.

farkingismybusiness

2012-01-17 07:26:27 PM

They unleashed the Ders? (new window)

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey

2012-01-17 07:33:59 PM

KingOfTheCheese wanted for questioning?

calbert

2012-01-17 07:36:38 PM

a whole internet worth of information and coverage about this story and subby finds the one article shorter than their headline.

I don't know if that's a fail or a victory?

either way...black people problems.

Ed Finnerty

2012-01-17 07:57:42 PM

FTFA: The restaurant gave her family a refund.

In tokens and skee ball tickets.

Mugato

2012-01-17 08:02:58 PM

He fixes the cable?

/fatuous

TheOther

2012-01-17 08:08:21 PM

Chased them down and beat them with tire iron?

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-17 08:39:22 PM

Should have taken them to Chipmunk Charlies.
We are butt suck, chipmunk ass butt! We got ass butt, oh yo ass butt!

pudding7

2012-01-17 08:46:49 PM

Mugato: He fixes the cable?

/fatuous

Damnit, that's what I came here to say.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-17 08:53:44 PM

Jerry Springer show ensues

Adolf Oliver Nipples

2012-01-17 09:00:21 PM

I thought that's where a kid could be a kid. The guy was just taking them at their word.

swaniefrmreddeer

2012-01-17 09:31:08 PM

KOTC has to be involved in some way.

dletter

2012-01-17 09:40:47 PM

pudding7: Mugato: He fixes the cable?

/fatuous

Damnit, that's what I came here to say.

Thirded.

Norv Turner

2012-01-17 09:43:40 PM

farkingismybusiness: They unleashed the Ders? (new window)

Came for workaholics reference, leaving satisfied

DanZero

2012-01-17 09:46:43 PM

I don't know what happens next with an article that's 5 lines long.

This might be the one with the 50 year old grandmother I saw 4 or 5 different versions of in the queue past few days.

Either way

img.photobucket.com

dalovindj

2012-01-17 09:47:28 PM

I'll bet I can guess the ethnicity of the foul-mouthed attackers.

FunkyBlue

2012-01-17 09:47:38 PM

calbert: a whole internet worth of information and coverage about this story and subby finds the one article shorter than their headline.

I don't know if that's a fail or a victory?

either way...black people problems.

I think that's the first time I've seen on Fark someone say "I submitted this with a longer article."

Macular Degenerate

2012-01-17 09:47:53 PM

calbert: a whole internet worth of information and coverage about this story and subby finds the one article shorter than their headline.

I don't know if that's a fail or a victory?

either way...black people problems.

Wow, not racist at all

Probably more like "poor people problems." People with money don't take their kids to those places, at least not where I live (and I don't live in Beverly Hills, mind you)

rev. dave

2012-01-17 09:48:17 PM

What else would you expect from Detroit?

rev. dave

2012-01-17 09:49:38 PM

rev. dave: What else would you expect from Detroit?

Why is it every time I read Dearborn I think Detroit. Oops, but same thing.

I Browse

2012-01-17 09:49:55 PM

It's been decided...my unborn child will never go to this place. I've never heard one positive thing about Chuck E. Cheese. What's the appeal...?

Tymast

2012-01-17 09:50:15 PM

what the hell is it with this place and brawls? they seem rougher then most dive bars

equusdc

2012-01-17 09:50:29 PM

Oblig.

http://xkcd.com/869

majestic

2012-01-17 09:51:14 PM

Macular Degenerate: calbert: a whole internet worth of information and coverage about this story and subby finds the one article shorter than their headline.

I don't know if that's a fail or a victory?

either way...black people problems.

Wow, not racist at all

Probably more like "poor people problems." People with money don't take their kids to those places, at least not where I live (and I don't live in Beverly Hills, mind you)

People here in whiteland actually do take their kids to CC. We don't seem to have these problems here, though. But it is probably because we don't have black people around. Or asians. But we do have mesicans.

KrispyKritter

2012-01-17 09:51:37 PM

the boondocks should be required viewing. some people learn nothing.

/smack that pepperoni right out your face

Guidette Frankentits

2012-01-17 09:51:45 PM

Hots_Kebabs

2012-01-17 09:52:15 PM

Lucky she didn't say anything about the dirty knife

all the good names are gone

2012-01-17 09:53:47 PM

equusdc: Oblig.

http://xkcd.com/869

Yup. Anyone have the readers digest for those of us too lazy to get up?

Begoggle

2012-01-17 09:54:35 PM

majestic: Macular Degenerate: calbert: a whole internet worth of information and coverage about this story and subby finds the one article shorter than their headline.

I don't know if that's a fail or a victory?

either way...black people problems.

Wow, not racist at all

Probably more like "poor people problems." People with money don't take their kids to those places, at least not where I live (and I don't live in Beverly Hills, mind you)

People here in whiteland actually do take their kids to CC. We don't seem to have these problems here, though. But it is probably because we don't have black people around. Or asians. But we do have mesicans.

People with money haven't gone to Chuck E Cheese since 1989.
Fact.

Ravijn

2012-01-17 09:54:43 PM

Hots_Kebabs: Lucky she didn't say anything about the dirty knife

i.imgur.com

LamOtter

2012-01-17 09:54:50 PM

I Browse: It's been decided...my unborn child will never go to this place. I've never heard one positive thing about Chuck E. Cheese. What's the appeal...?

Here's the appeal!!1 (new window)

Mugato

2012-01-17 09:55:19 PM

I didn't even realize Chuck-E-Cheese was still open. Ever since I was banned and they put my picture up on the walls of all their stores I guess I lost track. I must have spent $5,200 at that place. But you take your ball sack out once....

LeroyBourne

2012-01-17 09:55:21 PM

Or.....next time biatch to the manager, get them kicked out, and get your food payed for.

MemeSlave

2012-01-17 09:55:38 PM

Dearborn? Sounds brown.

Mavent

2012-01-17 09:56:25 PM

Confabulat: CSB time: When I worked at Showbiz back in the late 80s, a Christian nut bought the place and immediately stopped beer sales.

And then all sales ended.

He sold it back to the original owners in about a years' time and the taps started flowing again.

I'd almost forgotten what an idiot you are. Thanks for reminding me.

RogermcAllen

2012-01-17 09:57:29 PM

I Browse: It's been decided...my unborn child will never go to this place. I've never heard one positive thing about Chuck E. Cheese. What's the appeal...?

This (new window)

/I forget the whole story, but somehow a guy ended up with the animated band in his basement and started programming real songs into it.
//The whole collection can be found here (new window)

fusillade762

2012-01-17 09:58:08 PM

I Browse: It's been decided...my unborn child will never go to this place.

What about after it's born?

Churchy LaFemme

2012-01-17 09:58:25 PM

My wife and I did two years in Michigan.

Couldn't get out of that farking state fast enough...

Rockstone

2012-01-17 09:58:27 PM

Well Good, they gave them a refund. Sounds about right.

drjekel_mrhyde

2012-01-17 09:58:29 PM

As a black person I already know some blacks or hispanics did this silly shiat.
/facepalms out of thread

Rufus Lee King

2012-01-17 09:59:28 PM

937CptCrunch

2012-01-17 10:00:07 PM

I like chuck e cheese. All games are 1 token. Most of the racing games you'd have to pay $1 at an arcade (if you can even find one anymore)

/writing this from a chuck e cheese

brianbankerus

2012-01-17 10:04:21 PM

Macular Degenerate: Probably more like "poor people problems." People with money don't take their kids to those places, at least not where I live (and I don't live in Beverly Hills, mind you)

He didn't say "black people problems", he said "bleh people problems"...

awgsilyari

2012-01-17 10:04:55 PM

If you don't go to trashy restaurants you won't get in trashy fights.

Aidan

2012-01-17 10:05:09 PM

Please not Michigan... Please not Michigan...

Crap. :\

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