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2012-01-17 07:22:50 PM
Ooh, an early contender for headline of the year, I think.
 
2012-01-17 07:51:24 PM
Then they spit watermelon seeds at him.
 
2012-01-17 07:54:49 PM
You take golden parachute and go!
 
2012-01-17 08:02:21 PM
Its funny because he has a Chinese name.
 
2012-01-17 08:03:36 PM
Ah so...
 
2012-01-17 08:04:38 PM
questpointsolarsolutions.com

Approves.
 
2012-01-17 08:11:55 PM
"No more stock option! Golden parachute onry!"
 
2012-01-17 08:24:51 PM
John Pinette (new window)

Can't find the Louie Anderson routine
 
2012-01-17 08:34:32 PM
images.wikia.com


/too obscure?
 
2012-01-17 08:42:37 PM
RexTalionis: Ooh, an early contender for headline of the year, I think.

My 815th greenlight.. I think I'm getting the knack of things around here..
 
2012-01-17 08:49:42 PM
I am enthusiastic about the appointment of Scott Thompson as Chief Executive Officer

and he's gonna make it FABULOUS!

www.dvdinmypants.com
 
2012-01-17 09:32:51 PM
He's already won the World Series of Poker, this won't be too much of a big deal for him I don't think.
 
2012-01-17 10:20:42 PM
yin for yang?
 
2012-01-17 10:34:49 PM
ROR
 
2012-01-17 11:02:23 PM
He who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
 
2012-01-17 11:48:41 PM
markie_farkie: RexTalionis: Ooh, an early contender for headline of the year, I think.

My 815th greenlight.. I think I'm getting the knack of things around here..


There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.
 
2012-01-17 11:55:18 PM
brandent: There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.

[welcometofark.jpg]
 
2012-01-18 12:08:24 AM
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-18 12:09:02 AM
Linux_Yes: He who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky
 
2012-01-18 12:20:58 AM
brandent: There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.

Lighten up, man. I'm Chinese and I find this funny.
 
2012-01-18 12:45:25 AM
moothemagiccow: Linux_Yes: He who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky


Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
 
2012-01-18 12:47:04 AM
moothemagiccow: [chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com image 400x400]

You make 18 billion dollars?

Y U NO MAKE 19?
 
2012-01-18 12:59:52 AM
HempHead: [images.wikia.com image 640x480]


/too obscure?


Nothing is obscure on Fark.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net


Cloud William: Ay plegli ianectu flaggen, tupep like for stahn...
Captain James T. Kirk: And to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.
 
2012-01-18 01:03:40 AM
brandent: I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more

img.metro.co.uk

Not familiar with his work I see.
 
2012-01-18 01:41:26 AM
Why do asians insist on always taking an English name for their first name?

Isn't "Hop Sing" good enough for them????

/If it was good enough for the Cartwrights, then dammit it should be good enough for them.

4.bp.blogspot.com

//I think I found the first chink in the armor.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-01-18 01:44:01 AM
brandent: markie_farkie: RexTalionis: Ooh, an early contender for headline of the year, I think.

My 815th greenlight.. I think I'm getting the knack of things around here..

There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.


images.cheezburger.com

Seriously, bro... .please tell me your post was sarcasm and you're not really that farking stupid.

Please.
 
2012-01-18 02:22:36 AM
HempHead: [images.wikia.com image 640x480]


/too obscure?


mcreadyblue: HempHead: [images.wikia.com image 640x480]


/too obscure?

Nothing is obscure on Fark.


[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x478]


Cloud William: Ay plegli ianectu flaggen, tupep like for stahn...
Captain James T. Kirk: And to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.


Holy crap that is a dumb farking episode. A bunch of white space indians being lectured on american history by a french canadian. Awesome.
 
2012-01-18 04:33:16 AM
I applaud both subby for a fantastic loltastic reference, and WhyteRaven74 for finding a pic of the comedian who inspired said material.

now we just need the youtube link to the skit and the circle will be complete. and we will all call subby.... master.
 
2012-01-18 05:01:16 AM
Father_Jack: I applaud both subby for a fantastic loltastic reference, and WhyteRaven74 for finding a pic of the comedian who inspired said material.

now we just need the youtube link to the skit and the circle will be complete. and we will all call subby.... master.


You mean like the 8th post in the thread?
 
2012-01-18 07:15:05 AM
AdolfClamwacker: Father_Jack: I applaud both subby for a fantastic loltastic reference, and WhyteRaven74 for finding a pic of the comedian who inspired said material.

now we just need the youtube link to the skit and the circle will be complete. and we will all call subby.... master.

You mean like the 8th post in the thread?


oh! yeah well maybe! missed that, and its blocked at work anyways....
 
2012-01-18 10:05:46 AM
images.wikia.com

/oblig
 
2012-01-18 10:16:53 AM
snowjack: John Pinette (new window)

Can't find the Louie Anderson routine


Longer version of the buffet routine (new lulzy window)
 
2012-01-18 11:02:18 AM
That John Pinette YouTube video is from 2006. He was still doing (and I assume is still doing) that same bit? I remember him doing that bit in the early 90's. That's pretty sad.
 
2012-01-18 01:13:02 PM
Thisa thread cracka messa up!
 
2012-01-18 01:22:37 PM
RexTalionis: brandent: There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.

Lighten up, man. I'm Chinese and I find this funny.


Chinese is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.

/you are not the issue
 
2012-01-18 01:24:00 PM
Go back to Puerto Rico.
 
2012-01-18 02:35:58 PM
Pinette doing the buffet thing is like Skynyrd doing Freebird. You've heard it a million times, but when you go see them live you want the full experience.
 
2012-01-18 03:28:13 PM
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: Pinette doing the buffet thing is like Skynyrd doing Freebird. You've heard it a million times, but when you go see them live you want the full experience.

Ditto Gaffigan/Hot Pockets. Part of the joke now is that he's still doing the bit.
 
2012-01-18 05:05:22 PM
BKITU: Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: Pinette doing the buffet thing is like Skynyrd doing Freebird. You've heard it a million times, but when you go see them live you want the full experience.

Ditto Gaffigan/Hot Pockets. Part of the joke now is that he's still doing the bit.


Bacon & Cake called...
 
2012-01-18 08:23:19 PM
Man who push piano down mineshaft get A flat miner

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self
 
2012-01-19 09:19:06 AM
Woman who fly plane upside down have crack up.
 
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