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Yahoo to Jerry Yang: You leave now. You been here seventeen year
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RexTalionis
2012-01-17 07:22:50 PM
Ooh, an early contender for headline of the year, I think.
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-17 07:51:24 PM
Then they spit watermelon seeds at him.
BKITU
2012-01-17 07:54:49 PM
You take golden parachute and go!
ShawnDoc
2012-01-17 08:02:21 PM
Its funny because he has a Chinese name.
jbull217
2012-01-17 08:03:36 PM
Ah so...
SweetHomeNowhere
2012-01-17 08:04:38 PM
Approves.
Cyberluddite
2012-01-17 08:11:55 PM
"No more stock option! Golden parachute onry!"
snowjack
2012-01-17 08:24:51 PM
John Pinette
(new window)
Can't find the Louie Anderson routine
HempHead
2012-01-17 08:34:32 PM
/too obscure?
markie_farkie
2012-01-17 08:42:37 PM
RexTalionis
:
Ooh, an early contender for headline of the year, I think.
My 815th greenlight.. I think I'm getting the knack of things around here..
Ishkur
2012-01-17 08:49:42 PM
I am enthusiastic about the appointment of Scott Thompson as Chief Executive Officer
and he's gonna make it FABULOUS!
had98c
2012-01-17 09:32:51 PM
He's already won the World Series of Poker, this won't be too much of a big deal for him I don't think.
hammettman
2012-01-17 10:20:42 PM
yin for yang?
zipdog
2012-01-17 10:34:49 PM
ROR
Linux_Yes
2012-01-17 11:02:23 PM
He who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
brandent
2012-01-17 11:48:41 PM
markie_farkie
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RexTalionis: Ooh, an early contender for headline of the year, I think.
My 815th greenlight.. I think I'm getting the knack of things around here..
There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.
MrEricSir
2012-01-17 11:55:18 PM
brandent
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There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.
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moothemagiccow
2012-01-18 12:08:24 AM
moothemagiccow
2012-01-18 12:09:02 AM
Linux_Yes
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He who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky
RexTalionis
2012-01-18 12:20:58 AM
brandent
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There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.
Lighten up, man. I'm Chinese and I find this funny.
The Smails Kid
2012-01-18 12:45:25 AM
moothemagiccow
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Linux_Yes: He who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
The Smails Kid
2012-01-18 12:47:04 AM
moothemagiccow
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[chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com image 400x400]
You make 18 billion dollars?
Y U NO MAKE 19?
mcreadyblue
2012-01-18 12:59:52 AM
HempHead
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[images.wikia.com image 640x480]
/too obscure?
Nothing is obscure on Fark.
Cloud William: Ay plegli ianectu flaggen, tupep like for stahn...
Captain James T. Kirk: And to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-18 01:03:40 AM
brandent:
I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more
Not familiar with his work I see.
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2012-01-18 01:41:26 AM
Why do asians insist on always taking an English name for their first name?
Isn't "Hop Sing" good enough for them????
/If it was good enough for the Cartwrights, then dammit it should be good enough for them.
//I think I found the first chink in the armor.
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2012-01-18 01:44:01 AM
brandent
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markie_farkie: RexTalionis: Ooh, an early contender for headline of the year, I think.
My 815th greenlight.. I think I'm getting the knack of things around here..
There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.
Seriously, bro... .please tell me your post was sarcasm and you're not really that farking stupid.
Please.
Annoyance
2012-01-18 02:22:36 AM
HempHead
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[images.wikia.com image 640x480]
/too obscure?
mcreadyblue
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HempHead: [images.wikia.com image 640x480]
/too obscure?
Nothing is obscure on Fark.
[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x478]
Cloud William: Ay plegli ianectu flaggen, tupep like for stahn...
Captain James T. Kirk: And to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.
Holy crap that is a dumb farking episode. A bunch of white space indians being lectured on american history by a french canadian. Awesome.
Father_Jack
2012-01-18 04:33:16 AM
I applaud both
subby
for a fantastic loltastic reference, and
WhyteRaven74
for finding a pic of the comedian who inspired said material.
now we just need the youtube link to the skit and the circle will be complete. and we will all call
subby
.... master.
AdolfClamwacker
2012-01-18 05:01:16 AM
Father_Jack
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I applaud both subby for a fantastic loltastic reference, and WhyteRaven74 for finding a pic of the comedian who inspired said material.
now we just need the youtube link to the skit
and the circle will be complete. and we will all call subby.... master.
You mean like the 8th post in the thread?
Father_Jack
2012-01-18 07:15:05 AM
AdolfClamwacker
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Father_Jack: I applaud both subby for a fantastic loltastic reference, and WhyteRaven74 for finding a pic of the comedian who inspired said material.
now we just need the youtube link to the skit and the circle will be complete. and we will all call subby.... master.
You mean like the 8th post in the thread?
oh! yeah well maybe! missed that, and its blocked at work anyways....
WordsnCollision
2012-01-18 10:05:46 AM
/oblig
sotua
2012-01-18 10:16:53 AM
snowjack
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John Pinette (new window)
Can't find the Louie Anderson routine
Longer version of the buffet routine
(new lulzy window)
SuburbanCowboy
2012-01-18 11:02:18 AM
That John Pinette YouTube video is from 2006. He was still doing (and I assume is still doing) that same bit? I remember him doing that bit in the early 90's. That's pretty sad.
Contrabulous Flabtraption
2012-01-18 01:13:02 PM
Thisa thread cracka messa up!
bigmattress
2012-01-18 01:22:37 PM
RexTalionis
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brandent: There's my mistake. I keep submitting interesting articles about things I'd actually like to discuss using informative headlines. I need to go for the simple racist trollistic approach more. The only ones I've ever gotten approved follow that formula.
Lighten up, man. I'm Chinese and I find this funny.
Chinese is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.
/you are not the issue
BalugaJoe
2012-01-18 01:24:00 PM
Go back to Puerto Rico.
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock
2012-01-18 02:35:58 PM
Pinette doing the buffet thing is like Skynyrd doing Freebird. You've heard it a million times, but when you go see them live you want the full experience.
BKITU
2012-01-18 03:28:13 PM
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock
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Pinette doing the buffet thing is like Skynyrd doing Freebird. You've heard it a million times, but when you go see them live you want the full experience.
Ditto Gaffigan/Hot Pockets. Part of the joke now is that he's still doing the bit.
soup sandwich
2012-01-18 05:05:22 PM
BKITU
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Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: Pinette doing the buffet thing is like Skynyrd doing Freebird. You've heard it a million times, but when you go see them live you want the full experience.
Ditto Gaffigan/Hot Pockets. Part of the joke now is that he's still doing the bit.
Bacon & Cake called...
snowjack
2012-01-18 08:23:19 PM
Man who push piano down mineshaft get A flat miner
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self
bujoojoo
2012-01-19 09:19:06 AM
Woman who fly plane upside down have crack up.
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