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(Houston Chronicle) Weird It's always awkward when you're on a busy train and your wife tells you to look between her legs and you see a head coming out   (chron.com) divider line 37
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Codenamechaz [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 04:43:49 PM
Maybe it was waiting to get the hell out of New Jersey to be born.
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 04:46:44 PM
i.imgur.com

Yeah, now that you mention it Subby, I seem to remember another occurrence like this a few years ago. But that was in a hospital in New Mexico, if I recall correctly. I wonder if the cases are related?
 
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-17 04:48:57 PM
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farkingismybusiness
2012-01-17 04:51:01 PM
Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 624x356]

Yeah, now that you mention it Subby, I seem to remember another occurrence like this a few years ago. But that was in a hospital in New Mexico, if I recall correctly. I wonder if the cases are related?

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swingerhead
2012-01-17 04:53:34 PM
Article says she didnt know what was happening, told her husband to look down there. He did and the head was coming out.

Thats some seriously pre-streched vagoo.
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 05:04:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
rogue_L_chick
2012-01-17 05:29:03 PM
In an image made from WABC-TV video a baby is shown in a hospital in New York after being born on a PATH commuter train to New York Monday Jan. 16, 2011. The parents declined to give their names. Photo: WABC-TV / AP


The 31-year-old woman, Rabita Sarkar, of Harrison, N.J., said she had started feeling contraction-like pains...

With guidance from another woman on the train, her husband, identified in published reports as Aditya Saurabh,

Haha! Your attempts at privacy are no match for CHRON!!
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 06:35:09 PM
Dammit, I was hoping it's a transvestite headline.
 
Indubitably
2012-01-17 06:36:41 PM
Alien.
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-17 06:37:30 PM
Did they have to buy the baby a ticket too?
 
here to help
2012-01-17 06:45:46 PM
Really I'm Black: azwkward? i think you mean seckzay

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skinink
2012-01-17 06:50:47 PM

Babies are born on the PATH, but babies are made when you ride the SLUT.


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ruta
2012-01-17 06:52:54 PM
 
dudemanbro [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 06:52:57 PM
I'm sellin' weed n*gga!
 
Gunny Highway
2012-01-17 06:57:59 PM
Talking on the train is unforgivable.
 
Contents Under Pressure
2012-01-17 06:59:04 PM
I'd be willing to bet folding money that their HMO is going to charge them delivery room fees anyway.
 
Gwyrddu
2012-01-17 06:59:28 PM
It's too late, they didn't make it out of New Jersey.
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elkraf
2012-01-17 07:03:16 PM
They should have switched the train to a siding in India or some other third-world country. Why is this baby an American citizen?
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-17 07:04:44 PM
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Handsome B. Wonderful
2012-01-17 07:15:04 PM
Meanwhile in Japan, you're more likely to see a little head coming in.
 
gwydion56 [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 07:36:01 PM
The worst part was, she wasn't pregnant.
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 08:02:28 PM
elkraf: They should have switched the train to a siding in India or some other third-world country. Why is this baby an American citizen?

It doesn't say anywhere in the article that the parents are not American citizen. I respectfully ask, why did you assume that this baby does not deserve citizenship? Do you have any degree of knowledge that may illuminate more on this subject you brought up?
 
KrispyKritter
2012-01-17 08:02:51 PM
Codenamechaz: Maybe it was waiting to get the hell out of New Jersey to be born.

you should have it so good, you lily-livered twatwaffle. the garden state offers more culture, lifestyle and diversification than most states across america. but you keep on being original, henny youngman.
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-17 08:06:48 PM
Must be a NJ kid. Looked like the body hair was already started.
 
Ess_Aytch
2012-01-17 08:11:45 PM
The couple declined to reveal the boy's name or due date.

Read: the baby was born two days early, and these idiots have no clue what the phrase "full term" means.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 08:12:48 PM
dudemanbro: I'm sellin' weed n*gga!

Stopped by for the Killing 'Em Softly reference. Thanks.

/PLEASE COME BACK,DAVE!
 
Indubitably
2012-01-17 08:12:48 PM
lack of warmth: Must be a NJ kid. Looked like the body hair was already started.

It's "Stah-ted."

Eh, yo.

;)
 
myagki_ruki [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 08:24:54 PM
I take the PATH into NYC often. It's a loud, obnoxious ride. It's relatively clean if you relate it to other NYC-metro modes of transportation, but for delivering a baby, not so much.

I'm also questioning why these people took the PATH. If they got on in Harrison to go to midtown Manhattan they would have had to change trains at Journal Square - a dank dungeon - and then ride into the city. It's slow with a lot of stops. I don't see why they just didn't drive over to Newark Penn Station (about five minutes away) to take the NJ Transit to midtown. That would have been two stops (including Secaucus), and faster, and cleaner. NJ Transit is no great shakes of a train system but way better than the freakin' PATH. *SHUDDER*

Anyway, congrats to the new family.

/And thus concludes your NYC metro transit lesson for the day.
 
StanTheMan
2012-01-17 08:45:30 PM
www.ratpasty.com

Come on people, open your mind.
 
Yanks_RSJ
2012-01-17 09:00:40 PM
That's bad timing. PATH stations don't have garbage cans to ditch the baby.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 09:19:13 PM
Codenamechaz: Maybe it was waiting to get the hell out of New Jersey to be born.

New Jersey has anchor babies now?

"Well, my Mother gave birth to me on the A train so technically I'm a born New Yorker."
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 09:22:03 PM
Good thing this didn't happen on an airplane or they would have been charged $500 for excess baggage.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 09:24:22 PM
Awkward: Wife has surprise baby on train.

Extra Awkward: You know it isn't yours.

Super Awkward: Everyone on the train starts to spontaneously sing "Having my Baby", as sung by Paul Anka.
 
SuburbanCowboy
2012-01-17 10:16:37 PM
Anchor Baby!!!!
 
darch
2012-01-17 11:16:17 PM
If they got on the train in Hoboken, more likely than not, the kid would've been born with a Yuengling in its hand.
 
illannoyin
2012-01-18 12:23:19 AM
Wife- Honey, look under my dress and see if something's coming out.

Me- Ohhh no. I'm not falling for that trick again!
 
here to help
2012-01-18 03:12:21 PM
illannoyin: Wife- Honey, look under my dress and see if something's coming out.

Me- Ohhh no. I'm not falling for that trick again!

Was that a *queef* joke?
 
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