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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Drunk driver who killed 2 people on Christmas 2007 has a moment of Florida clarity and decides to sue them   (tampabay.com) divider line 239
    More: Florida, Christmas Day, Christmas Day 2007, New Port Richey, DUI manslaughter, Chevy Tahoe, Spring Hill, Christmas Is..., David Belniak  
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2012-01-17 03:39:41 PM  
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Please tell me the judge threw it out on initial hearing......
 
2012-01-17 03:39:47 PM  
I'm guessing his lawyer isn't working on a contingency basis for this one...
 
2012-01-17 03:40:08 PM  
It must be tiring carry around those giant balls.
 
2012-01-17 03:40:21 PM  
There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

i303.photobucket.com

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.
 
2012-01-17 03:40:51 PM  
FTA: Attorney Debra A. Tuomey, who is also Belniak's sister, said the Florida Highway Patrol's investigation of the case was a "government sanctioned assassination against one individual."

Man, is it getting crazy in here, or is it just these people?
 
2012-01-17 03:40:55 PM  
So.. he's back on the drugs again then?
 
2012-01-17 03:41:21 PM  

macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.


You do know that nobody is supporting this asshat right?
 
2012-01-17 03:41:24 PM  
TSB A friend had neighbor run over their kid in front of their house, then sued them for emotional distress.

Lawyers are ruining things, Florida Lawyers are adding NOS to the train to hell!
 
2012-01-17 03:41:48 PM  
And he'll lose. But some lawyer will get a paycheck, and that's all that matters in 2012 America, right?
 
2012-01-17 03:42:15 PM  
image.rakuten.co.jp
 
2012-01-17 03:42:34 PM  
So, he had a GALLON of GHB in his back seat during a DUI stop in 2003? I hope this guy gets hit by a car.
 
2012-01-17 03:42:51 PM  
wow just wow. he even killed someone back in 94 and wasnt charged. to bad he didnt get killed in the crash
 
2012-01-17 03:43:04 PM  

macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.


Um...I'm very sorry for your loss, but you understand that no one is actually supporting this guy's lawsuit, right?
 
2012-01-17 03:43:06 PM  
What a complete tool.
 
2012-01-17 03:43:55 PM  
what a pickup turning at 85 mph may look like:

media.morristechnology.com
 
2012-01-17 03:43:59 PM  

Fabric_Man: I'm guessing his lawyer isn't working on a contingency basis for this one...


The lawyer who accepted this case should be drawn and quartered.
 
2012-01-17 03:44:15 PM  

macross87: [babyquarium.jpg]


Not bad. Extra points for the added confusion from people unaware of the original.
 
2012-01-17 03:44:15 PM  

macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.


While I do hate that Quinn was killed I don't think your outrage is warranted here, well actually your outrage is warranted anywhere in my opinion but the first couple of farkers are against this clown, not for him. The drunk driver who killed the people is suing the "dead" individuals families for suffering. You can be outraged that someone who admitted guilt in court for killing three individuals, on Christmas, is trying to sue their families though.
 
2012-01-17 03:44:18 PM  
Drunk drivers don't deserve due process. After they fail the test, they should be shot in the head by the side of the road.
 
2012-01-17 03:44:30 PM  

macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.


You do know that stupid meme is really tiresome now, and nobody believes it, right?
 
2012-01-17 03:45:03 PM  

macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

3/10

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

 
2012-01-17 03:45:20 PM  
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you troll.
 
2012-01-17 03:45:33 PM  
FTA:

In 1994, Belniak hit and killed a pedestrian on U.S. 19 near Fivay Road. The woman later died. Belniak was not charged.



So apparently not only did he get off scot-free, he also managed to kill this lady twice?
 
2012-01-17 03:45:39 PM  

DORMAMU: Facepalm.gif

Please tell me the judge threw it out on initial hearing......


No, that won't happen as long as his Complaint states a valid cause of action. However, it's a complete waste of time and he won't get a single dime. Might even make the suit currently filed against him even worse.
 
2012-01-17 03:45:55 PM  

Pincy: Fabric_Man: I'm guessing his lawyer isn't working on a contingency basis for this one...

The lawyer who accepted this case should be drawn and quartered.


Then you'd just have four soulless monsters. That's how they reproduce.
 
2012-01-17 03:46:02 PM  

Jake Havechek: Drunk drivers don't deserve due process. After they fail the test, they should be shot in the head by the side of the road.


Could we make it in an abandoned shower room or something, that rotting corpse will smell after a few days?
 
2012-01-17 03:46:07 PM  
"Belniak had a history of driving infractions. He'd faced DUI charges twice before. One of those times, in 2003, New Port Richey police searching his Ford Mustang found a gallon of the intoxicant GHB, commonly known as the "date rape" drug. Belniak served 17 months in prison after pleading no contest to trafficking the drug.

In 1994, Belniak hit and killed a pedestrian on U.S. 19 near Fivay Road. The woman later died. Belniak was not charged."

This guy is a PoS, plain and simple. Not only should his case be tossed, but he should just be shot...plain and simple.
 
2012-01-17 03:46:07 PM  

Ratica: FTA: Attorney Debra A. Tuomey, who is also Belniak's sister, said the Florida Highway Patrol's investigation of the case was a "government sanctioned assassination against one individual."

Man, is it getting crazy in here, or is it just these people?


Am I wrong for wishing it could be an actual assassination instead of a figurative one?
 
2012-01-17 03:46:10 PM  

macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.


Quinn deserved it.
 
2012-01-17 03:46:26 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

You do know that nobody is supporting this asshat right?


Y'all getting trolled by a forced meme.
 
2012-01-17 03:46:36 PM  
If you GIS this guy he's got about seven mug shots. He's got more DUIs than they mentioned in the article. Wow.
 
2012-01-17 03:47:20 PM  

Disposable Rob: insertsnarkyusername: macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

You do know that nobody is supporting this asshat right?

Y'all getting trolled by a forced meme.


Yes we did.
 
2012-01-17 03:47:31 PM  

Disposable Rob:

Y'all getting trolled by a forced meme.


Fark.
 
2012-01-17 03:47:31 PM  

macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.


Old. Come up with a new shtick.
 
2012-01-17 03:47:44 PM  
Wouldn't that be something?

"okay rummy, go kneel in front of that ditch"

[pistol cocks]

"I'm sorry ossifer!!!!"
 
2012-01-17 03:48:25 PM  
Wow what an ass. Cant believe he didnt get charged wit hthe one back in 94. He shouldnt even be able to drive a bike at this point.
 
2012-01-17 03:48:40 PM  
I blame the farking lawyers for this kind of shiat. It's way too easy to become a lawyer.
 
2012-01-17 03:49:00 PM  
No sympathy for this guy. He was doing 75 on a city street, not to mention an intersection. He was clearly driving too dangerously (and drunk) for the situation.

However, how many times have I almost ended up rear ending some dipshiat out of towner who decided at the last moment that they need to change lanes without looking at who might be coming up behind them?

Use your mirrors, people. Plan your route.
 
2012-01-17 03:49:04 PM  

BurnShrike: macross87: [babyquarium.jpg]

Not bad. Extra points for the added confusion from people unaware of the original.


Explain?
 
2012-01-17 03:49:05 PM  
Where's a real Dexter Morgan type when you need him?
 
2012-01-17 03:49:51 PM  

macross87: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a drunk driver".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[i303.photobucket.com image 300x224]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.


You got 5 points for the well thought out attempt, and an additional 5 points for those who believed you.

10/10..
 
2012-01-17 03:49:51 PM  
A teenage girl here did the same thing, after she deliberately drove into oncoming traffic and killed a woman and a kid. They knew this because right before it happened, she texted some boy about how she was going to commit suicide and that everyone would be sorry. She had the added balls of filing the lawsuit before her case even went to court.

She was convicted of something pretty serious, can't remember what, and the lawsuit went away.
 
2012-01-17 03:50:22 PM  
I love those moments where completely out of the blue someone does or says something so totally absurd and outlandish that everyone is just like "...what?"
 
2012-01-17 03:50:22 PM  
www.tampabay.com
And who says Venice is a rip off?
 
2012-01-17 03:50:35 PM  
Can someone fill me in on the Quinn meme back story? I has a confuse.
 
2012-01-17 03:50:50 PM  
he was heading at 75-80 mph at a red light, he did not brake, he was intoxicated, high on 3 diffrent drugs, and claims it was the other drivers fault for getting in his way.

Yes, I see where you think you have a case here. Bye now.

I would like to read this court filing, see if his lawyers name is C. Wood Jablowme.

I think he needs a large fine, more jail time, and psychiatric care.

more than likely Florida voters will make him the next Gov.
 
2012-01-17 03:51:07 PM  
3 people were killed by the drunk driver, not 2. The photo in the article shows 2 of the 3.
 
2012-01-17 03:51:07 PM  

groppet: Wow what an ass. Cant believe he didnt get charged wit hthe one back in 94. He shouldnt even be able to drive a bike at this point.


Who knows the details. The police or prosecution may have farked up the case.
 
2012-01-17 03:51:37 PM  
FTA: Belniak, of Spring Hill, is the son of Alfred and Marlene Belniak, who owned a construction company in Hernando County. Records show that Belniak was an officer in his parents' company and that he, his parents and their entities own more than two dozen properties in west Hernando.

I'm surprised that his parents aren't distancing themselves from their d-bag son. If they are footing the bill for the attorney for this lawsuit, then I hope that their business goes belly-up from the public backlash.
 
2012-01-17 03:52:00 PM  

Pincy: Fabric_Man: I'm guessing his lawyer isn't working on a contingency basis for this one...

The lawyer who accepted this case should be drawn and quartered.


scumsuckingmaggotlawyers-all one word.

We have too many lawyers in this country and the have high unemployment rate so they have to create work for themselves. The should be no government grants or backed loans for those attending law school. It is in the country's best interest that we have fewer lawyers. In fact there should be a law school tax imposed on them as well as one for practicing law..
 
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