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2012-01-17 06:48:22 PM
And two hours later they all enjoyed gator sausage
 
2012-01-17 06:56:40 PM
I have alligator shoes with more life in them than that poor creature.
 
2012-01-17 06:57:22 PM
Did they tranquilize it or what..? Wouldn't want to be in a rowboat with an alligator..
 
2012-01-17 06:57:24 PM
peepee!!

*giggle*
 
2012-01-17 07:10:05 PM
Well... That wasn't funny like I thought it was going to be.
 
2012-01-17 07:14:04 PM
The laugh of a redneck always grinds my gears. Not the guy with the camera, the one who got knocked out. duh duh duh duh duh
 
2012-01-17 07:19:29 PM
That was dumb, much like rednecks. Why didn't the gator chomp them? It would have been more entertaining that a tail swat.
 
2012-01-17 07:30:45 PM
did that kid fall out of the boat and stand up in shallow water?

my guess is they shot the gator and let it bleed out a bit.

rednecks, some of the most productive minds on the planet.
 
2012-01-17 07:47:09 PM
Damn General Sherman and his half-assed approach.
 
2012-01-17 07:49:28 PM
Poorly place kill shot.
CSB: The show 'Gator Boys' on animal planet makes me chuckle. I've worked with Jimmy the so call best gator wrestler on the planet for a few years. In three episodes I have recognized 7 of the so called nuisance alligator victims, most of them work with me. They basically drag a gator from Holliday Park to the alleged call site and let the magic of TV take over. The whole show is a real farce.

/ licensed trapper
 
2012-01-17 08:45:11 PM
"We're going to need... a smarter crew."
 
2012-01-17 09:07:54 PM
That seems like a pretty small boat for hauling in a couple hundred pounds of alligator, even if it is mostly dead.
 
2012-01-17 09:31:49 PM
Why was the alligator picking on the guy with the tail? He could have smacked anyone, but no, he smacked the guy with the tail. The guy probably couldn't even help that he had a tail.
 
2012-01-17 10:25:03 PM
why do people always call people than do stuff they wouldn't dare to do rednecks?
seems to me I'd consider redneckhood a pretty darn good compliment.
 
2012-01-17 11:46:21 PM
duenor: why do people always call people than do stuff they wouldn't dare to do rednecks?
seems to me I'd consider redneckhood a pretty darn good compliment.


One of the things they proudly do are immediate family.

/Are you a bad enough dude to impregnate your sister?
 
2012-01-17 11:59:17 PM
duenor: why do people always call people than do stuff they wouldn't dare to do rednecks?

It's one thing to do something I wouldn't do -- it's another thing to not think about it at all before doing it.
 
2012-01-18 12:54:43 AM
Hmmmm.....what it we replaced the word 'Redneck' with 'the N word' every time someone of Fark biatched about Rednecks?

Outrage, I tell you, OUTRAGE! OUUUUUTRAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE-uh
 
2012-01-18 12:57:14 AM
sandbar67: And two hours later they all enjoyed gator sausage

Bull-farking-sheeeeyat. Only because it would take more than two hours to get back to the boat ramp, process the gator, make sausage, then cook it.

I say throw the jowl meat on the grill right off and then smoke the ribs.
 
2012-01-18 01:00:34 AM
smrtone: That seems like a pretty small boat for hauling in a couple hundred pounds of alligator, even if it is mostly dead.

And there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead.
 
2012-01-18 10:02:40 AM
Apparently 'Lizabeth forgot to CHOOTIT!
 
2012-01-19 02:52:33 PM
why in gods name, couldn't there have been a 2nd gator to eat that guy when he fell.
 
2012-01-20 04:54:49 PM
staypuft242: why in gods name, couldn't there have been a 2nd gator to eat that guy when he fell.

Because gators aren't scheming and vengeful like humans?

When gators start using other gators as bait to catch humans It'll be an accomplishment for evolution and a sad commentary on the morality of all living creatures.
 
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