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sandbar67
2012-01-17 06:48:22 PM
And two hours later they all enjoyed gator sausage
T.M.S.
2012-01-17 06:56:40 PM
I have alligator shoes with more life in them than that poor creature.
Smagma
2012-01-17 06:57:22 PM
Did they tranquilize it or what..? Wouldn't want to be in a rowboat with an alligator..
nocturn
2012-01-17 06:57:24 PM
peepee!!
*giggle*
Craptastic
2012-01-17 07:10:05 PM
Well... That wasn't funny like I thought it was going to be.
LeroyBourne
2012-01-17 07:14:04 PM
The laugh of a redneck always grinds my gears. Not the guy with the camera, the one who got knocked out. duh duh duh duh duh
LawyersRock
2012-01-17 07:19:29 PM
That was dumb, much like rednecks. Why didn't the gator chomp them? It would have been more entertaining that a tail swat.
Isitoveryet
2012-01-17 07:30:45 PM
did that kid fall out of the boat and stand up in shallow water?
my guess is they shot the gator and let it bleed out a bit.
rednecks, some of the most productive minds on the planet.
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-01-17 07:47:09 PM
Damn General Sherman and his half-assed approach.
BigRightRear
2012-01-17 07:49:28 PM
Poorly place kill shot.
CSB: The show 'Gator Boys' on animal planet makes me chuckle. I've worked with Jimmy the so call best gator wrestler on the planet for a few years. In three episodes I have recognized 7 of the so called nuisance alligator victims, most of them work with me. They basically drag a gator from Holliday Park to the alleged call site and let the magic of TV take over. The whole show is a real farce.
/ licensed trapper
2wolves
2012-01-17 08:45:11 PM
"We're going to need... a smarter crew."
smrtone
2012-01-17 09:07:54 PM
That seems like a pretty small boat for hauling in a couple hundred pounds of alligator, even if it is mostly dead.
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher
2012-01-17 09:31:49 PM
Why was the alligator picking on the guy with the tail? He could have smacked anyone, but no, he smacked the guy with the tail. The guy probably couldn't even help that he had a tail.
duenor
2012-01-17 10:25:03 PM
why do people always call people than do stuff they wouldn't dare to do rednecks?
seems to me I'd consider redneckhood a pretty darn good compliment.
UltimaCS
2012-01-17 11:46:21 PM
duenor
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why do people always call people than do stuff they wouldn't dare to do rednecks?
seems to me I'd consider redneckhood a pretty darn good compliment.
One of the things they proudly do are immediate family.
/Are you a bad enough dude to impregnate your sister?
MrEricSir
2012-01-17 11:59:17 PM
duenor
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why do people always call people than do stuff they wouldn't dare to do rednecks?
It's one thing to do something I wouldn't do -- it's another thing to not
think
about it at all before doing it.
KidneyStone
2012-01-18 12:54:43 AM
Hmmmm.....what it we replaced the word 'Redneck' with 'the N word' every time someone of Fark biatched about Rednecks?
Outrage, I tell you, OUTRAGE! OUUUUUTRAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE-uh
KidneyStone
2012-01-18 12:57:14 AM
sandbar67
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And two hours later they all enjoyed gator sausage
Bull-farking-sheeeeyat. Only because it would take more than two hours to get back to the boat ramp, process the gator, make sausage, then cook it.
I say throw the jowl meat on the grill right off and then smoke the ribs.
chewielouie
2012-01-18 01:00:34 AM
smrtone
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That seems like a pretty small boat for hauling in a couple hundred pounds of alligator, even if it is mostly dead.
And there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead.
Whodat
2012-01-18 10:02:40 AM
Apparently 'Lizabeth forgot to CHOOTIT!
staypuft242
2012-01-19 02:52:33 PM
why in gods name, couldn't there have been a 2nd gator to eat that guy when he fell.
UseLessHuman
2012-01-20 04:54:49 PM
staypuft242
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why in gods name, couldn't there have been a 2nd gator to eat that guy when he fell.
Because gators aren't scheming and vengeful like humans?
When gators start using other gators as bait to catch humans It'll be an accomplishment for evolution and a sad commentary on the morality of all living creatures.
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