Well, the man does know about putting out the crap.

Will he use white powder?

Hawaiian Sophie.

Oh, no! Subster is positively aghast at something and just had to share! You do realize that you didn't have to submit this, subby? I mean, pandering to the lowest common denominator and padding submission stats are bad enough, but insulting the intelligence of those looking on by pretending that you are victim of such is just so intellectually dishonest.

I suppose this means I don't have to feel guilty about labeling you an insipid, attention-whoring twat.

/It's submissions like these that scream for a function to see who submitted such
//Even Jay-Z is more tolerable
///Even Tebow is more tolerable

This is too funny. We were just talking about this at work this morning. We wondered if Beyonce would change dirty diapers or if she would have a nanny do it for her. I guess we know who the nanny is now.

Other parents complained they were blocked from seeing their newborns because of the tight precautions in place for the child of the two superstar performers.

"Security was very tight, not for the sake of it," she said. "It was for the security of our daughter."



Fark you. The security of your daughter does not take precedence over me seeing my newborn. Security outside your room is fine. Closing off the entire wing though is bullshiat. I don't care how big your bodyguards are, I would go down fighting in order to see my child.

ManateeGag: Why do we need a different news story about them and their kid EVERY FARKING DAY!?

This is the same thing as EVERY celebrity couple EVER. It'll be over in a couple weeks. In the meantime, people like subby will claim outrage that this is considered news while they not only read articles like this, they also want other people to read it, increasing the "problem". I'm a big Jay-Z fan but I don't particularly care about his kid. You know what I do?

Does he have 98 or 100 problems now?

Whatthefark: This is too funny. We were just talking about this at work this morning. We wondered if Beyonce would change dirty diapers or if she would have a nanny do it for her. I guess we know who the nanny is now.

Other parents complained they were blocked from seeing their newborns because of the tight precautions in place for the child of the two superstar performers.

"Security was very tight, not for the sake of it," she said. "It was for the security of our daughter."



Fark you. The security of your daughter does not take precedence over me seeing my newborn. Security outside your room is fine. Closing off the entire wing though is bullshiat. I don't care how big your bodyguards are, I would go down fighting in order to see my child.

but these performers are very rich and therefore given special treatment.
their baby is more important than your baby.

ugh. makes me sick just typing that sarcastic B.S.

mjg: Does he have 98 or 100 problems now?

was it a boy or a girl?

cause you know what they say, if it's a boy you only have to worry about 1 boy, if it's a girl you have to worry about all the boys.

/or something like that.

ArtosRC: Oh, no! Subster is positively aghast at something and just had to share! You do realize that you didn't have to submit this, subby? I mean, pandering to the lowest common denominator and padding submission stats are bad enough, but insulting the intelligence of those looking on by pretending that you are victim of such is just so intellectually dishonest.

I suppose this means I don't have to feel guilty about labeling you an insipid, attention-whoring twat.

/It's submissions like these that scream for a function to see who submitted such
//Even Jay-Z is more tolerable
///Even Tebow is more tolerable


YES!

Good. not news but good. I know plenty of guys who have zero money and think they're somehow exempt. Get over yourselves already.

strangeguitar: Well, the man does know about putting out the crap.

Hi-yooo!

Went solo on that ass,
But it's still the same!


Jigga!
Jay Z better get it right.
biatches better get it right!

Link (new window)

Nobody tells you...

What, you mean the most perfect child ever conceived is actually going to poop?

What the hell is with diapers that people think is so damn scary? It's poo; it's not radioactive. Soap and water solves the worst diaper blow out.

I have a 101 problems but...I'll deal with it.

His Own???

Dahnkster - you're right,
if that kid looks like Jay-Z,
how will they know which end to diaper?

nubians always want credit for some shiat they supposed to do. A nubian will brag about some shiat a normal man just does. A nubian will say some shiat like, "I change my daughter's diaper." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfarker! What kind of ignorant shiat is that?

jayhawk88: What the hell is with diapers that people think is so damn scary? It's poo; it's not radioactive. Soap and water solves the worst diaper blow out.

Now that they've invented those diapie-wipes, nobody anywhere should ever complain about diapers or poopy babies. And I used cloth diapers.

Looks like someone wants a cookie (new window)

Whatthefark: This is too funny. We were just talking about this at work this morning. We wondered if Beyonce would change dirty diapers or if she would have a nanny do it for her. I guess we know who the nanny is now.

Other parents complained they were blocked from seeing their newborns because of the tight precautions in place for the child of the two superstar performers.

"Security was very tight, not for the sake of it," she said. "It was for the security of our daughter."



Fark you. The security of your daughter does not take precedence over me seeing my newborn. Security outside your room is fine. Closing off the entire wing though is bullshiat. I don't care how big your bodyguards are, I would go down fighting in order to see my child.

This isn't true, period. The one guy saying it never complained to the hospital, no other parents have reported problems getting to the NICU and the VIP area they rented is a preexisting wing that gets rented by rich hotshots and political families that need security all the time without interfering with the rest of the hospital.

Pictures of the space have been available due to Knowles Carter based obsession all week. Nothing was wrong with their baby, so they weren't involved with the NICU - this guy is just hustling for diaper money by selling a good story to feed off Beyonce Hate which apparently moves a lot of magazines in some music and gossip sectors.

But mostly you should know it's false because sick babies are the most litigious point of Hospital legal issues, and a huge area of weakness for doctors & hospitals. Even if you do everything right, you still will lose because people want to blame something when babies aren't perfect so NO hospital is going to leave themselves open to a lawsuit just to make a famous person happy. Certainly not NICU.

Hate them for whatever other reason you like, but just like Jay-z is going to keep using b/tch, Everyone else who gave birth at the hospital that day was no where near Beyonce or the baby and it's insulting to the Hospital and the NICU team that has a hard enough job to buy into that one Dad's attention shoring. The famous people are irrelevant - you're really hating on NICU doctors and nurses if you believe this.

Ok - I read TFA and I didn't see anything about JayZ talking about diapers

I read the reporter say Beyonce was going to stop being on Diaper Duty to show up a his new club opening - but it's a rumor no one involved confirmed reporter just wanted to say "Beyonce" and talk about her post partum figure.

I read about Jay Z talking about his club - he's proud of it.

I read Jay Z telling a reporter that the poem saying he was going to stop using "b/tch" isn't his and is fake.

I read about some asshat designer that isn't related to them running to the trademark office to trademark their baby's name for a clothing line and the asshat's next door neighbor in Jersey City thinking it was sleazy. So I like the neighbor.

Submitter apparently attended the same journalism school as the reporter - no one was talking about changing diapers at all and the press release was supposed to be about a business opening not the baby, Beyonce or the asshat designer but the reporter decided to write all of it anyway.

All indications based on this report are that Blue Ivy will apparently have to change her own diapers to prove her street cred.

baorao: nubians always want credit for some shiat they supposed to do. A nubian will brag about some shiat a normal man just does. A nubian will say some shiat like, "I change my daughter's diaper." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfarker! What kind of ignorant shiat is that?

Keepen it real. Real dumb