Fine. Make me say it why don't you? Herman Cain is Steve Harvey.

\and Ron Paul could be John O'Hurley easily.

I picture Santorum more as Paul Lynde as the center square on Hollywood Squares.

Survey Says!!!!...

/give us a farking break

Diogenes: I picture Santorum more as Paul Lynde as the center square on Hollywood Squares.

I was thinking of Charles Nelson Reilly from Match Game

NuttierThanEver: Diogenes: I picture Santorum more as Paul Lynde as the center square on Hollywood Squares.

I was thinking of Charles Nelson Reilly from Match Game

This website (new window) may interest you.

Didn't Ray Combs commit suicide?

Ok. Little check.
Yes. Yes he did.

FriarReb98: Fine. Make me say it why don't you? Herman Cain is Steve Harvey.

\and Ron Paul could be John O'Hurley easily.

Considering the kissing of every female on the show, I would think Cain would be Dawson

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat:

Yeah. I thought long and hard about a joke about this, but all of them were in very poor taste.

Suicide is never funny. Just painful for pretty much anyone the victim knew.

Diogenes: I picture Santorum more as Paul Lynde as the center square on Hollywood Squares.

ok...that's just wrong. Paul Lynde was hilariously funny on purpose.

WhoIsWillo: This website (new window) may interest you.

They need to work on the font...it's a bit difficult to read

Dumb Edna was REALLY dumb. (How dumb was she?) She was so dumb that in the year 2012, she BLANKED.

When Ron Paul was a kid he used to show up at football games with a baseball mitt, wearing that same shiat-eating sheepish grin that just leans a little bit over the fence into Crazy Land today.

Just imagine his head on the body of Spanky from the old Little Rascals shorts. No, wait. Gingrich is Spanky. Ron Paul is Alfalfa. Cain is Buckwheat (he really rocks that Derby hat, though). And Mitt Romney is Butch.

I mean the original cast. The "movie" Little Rascals are all too pretty to be politicians.

Proof: http://acidcow.com/famous/26891-the-little-rascals-then-and-now-20-pic s.html

"Name something that can fix every one of America's problems."

"Show me...TAX CUTS!"

[ding]

Muta: physt: The Life of Reilly (new window)
Just watched this on netflix streaming. Great movie!

Charles Nelson Reilly was gay?

You're either kidding or a dear clueless grandmother.

You'd be surprised how many dear clueless grandmothers there are with the gaydar of a paper bag.

Charles Nielsen Reilly
Liberace
Rock Hudson
Errol Flynn
Paul Linde

were all as gay as silk strawberries in a Lalique vase.

I think Rick Santorum looks like a Crypto-Jew.

If somebody could prove that, the Protestant Evangelical Conservatives (PECkers) who are flocking to get behind him although he is a Roman Catholic, would not support another scion of the Great Harlot of Babylon for the next 150 years. These are people who prayed for the death of JFK because they thought he was the agent of the Antichrist in Rome (Pope Paul VI, if I recall correctly--he may have been a closeted homosexual but he wasn't the Antichrist in my book).

I'm not saying they are batshiat crazy but they're batshiat crazy.

OK, I've done the gays, Jews, Roman Catholics, whatever Pope Paul VI and Liberace were, and the alien meme, so I'm done. Seacrest out!

"I propose a flat tax to stimulate our economy."

You FOOL!

"Tax cuts will trickle down and lower unemployment."

You FOOL!

"I propose eliminating all government agencies."

You FOOL!

I have been told I smell...er..... look like Charlie Weaver........

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Only Bob Saget can talk openly and plainly about santorum.