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Safety conscious Indonesia deals with dangerous situation of people riding on roofs of overcrowded trains by suspending chain-tethered concrete balls above the tracks (pics)
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IgG4
2012-01-17 01:25:46 PM
That would deter me. It also brings a whole new meaning to the phase "tripping balls"
EasyWind
2012-01-17 01:29:04 PM
Safety is the yard stick of civilization; or is that soap?
Diogenes
2012-01-17 01:33:08 PM
Sounds like a cool extreme sport.
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-17 01:37:16 PM
I_C_Weener
2012-01-17 01:43:37 PM
And kids are sticking their fingers in electrical sockets...so the only solution is to add more exposed wires!!!
Quasar
2012-01-17 01:43:54 PM
Diogenes
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Sounds like a cool extreme sport.
Yeah I'm pretty sure the people who are riding on the roofs of trains will just take this as a challenge.
moonscatter
2012-01-17 01:45:58 PM
so, instead of possible death or serious injury, the government is going for GUARANTEED death or injury.
awesome.
wee
2012-01-17 01:48:38 PM
moonscatter
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so, instead of possible death or serious injury, the government is going for GUARANTEED death or injury.
awesome.
It has nothing to do with safety. They want people to buy a ticket. The folks on the roof don't buy one.
Teknowaffle
2012-01-17 01:49:36 PM
Hey, sometimes a dirty solution is needed. You can tell these people all you want "hey, riding on the top of a farking train is farking dangerous. A million things
COULD
happen to you. You could fall, the train could derail"
Now, something
WILL
happen, and they know it.
EnviroDude
2012-01-17 01:58:04 PM
Teknowaffle
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Now, something WILL happen, and they know it.
I feel certain that enterprising young men will find ways to circumvent this, even to the extent of riding beneath the trains.
GAT_00
2012-01-17 02:00:31 PM
This is some interesting version of safety that I was not previously aware of.
Teknowaffle
2012-01-17 02:06:15 PM
EnviroDude
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Teknowaffle: Now, something WILL happen, and they know it.
I feel certain that enterprising young men will find ways to circumvent this, even to the extent of riding beneath the trains.
That or bring cricket bats and whack them out of the way. Sucks for the guys a car behind when the ball comes back down.
Peki
2012-01-17 02:06:16 PM
The first thing that came to mind was a Wiley Coyote cartoon. I'm so going to hell.
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes
2012-01-17 02:07:29 PM
wee
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moonscatter: so, instead of possible death or serious injury, the government is going for GUARANTEED death or injury.
awesome.
It has nothing to do with safety. They want people to buy a ticket. The folks on the roof don't buy one.
Somebody in Jakarta shares my approach to public policy. Next step: use spiked balls, install cameras. Instant top-rated television show to sell ads on. Bingo bango bongo. The public is policied.
vudukungfu
2012-01-17 02:07:44 PM
Why not just put poison tipped, electrified spikes on the roofs?
elvisaintdead
2012-01-17 02:08:18 PM
In no way is this not as awesome as all get-out.
Blues_X
2012-01-17 02:12:16 PM
Well, that's one way to boost helmet sales.
kbronsito
2012-01-17 02:32:39 PM
So they are using giant concrete balls to stop people with giant brass balls?
no ironic tag?
old_toole
2012-01-17 02:35:18 PM
vudukungfu
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Why not just put poison tipped, electrified spikes on the roofs?
Or automated machine guns.
Sybarite
2012-01-17 02:36:18 PM
Nobody wants to be on a train and suddenly get a face full of balls.
ultraholland
2012-01-17 02:39:20 PM
Challenge accepted.
Diogenes
2012-01-17 02:41:15 PM
Sybarite
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Nobody wants to be on a train and suddenly get a face full of balls.
Speak for yourself, breeder.
SlothB77
2012-01-17 02:41:41 PM
it isn't just one or two guys on the roofs of these trains.
SlothB77
2012-01-17 02:42:21 PM
dryknife
2012-01-17 02:58:25 PM
Insert video of guy on top of train in India grabbing power line here.
violentsalvation
2012-01-17 03:05:51 PM
It would be better if they were spinning on the pole and flailing like a minesweeper.
miss diminutive
2012-01-17 03:12:03 PM
They should replace the metal balls with feathers that will tickle people on the roof until they fall off. Sure, they'll still die....but they'll die laughing.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-17 03:14:43 PM
So there will be balls swinging right before it enters the tunnel.
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-17 03:18:13 PM
They're missing a great money making opportunity.
Rent spaces along the tracks and give out paintball guns.
Barfmaker
2012-01-17 03:19:58 PM
violentsalvation
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It would be better if they were spinning on the pole and flailing like a minesweeper.
Awesome visual.
cgraves67
2012-01-17 05:27:46 PM
First thing I thought of was Newton's Cradle.
Ed Grubermann
2012-01-17 05:29:15 PM
Diogenes
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Sybarite: Nobody wants to be on a train and suddenly get a face full of balls.
Speak for yourself, breeder.
Brute!
NoDitchDigging
2012-01-17 05:31:01 PM
You never know, it sure stopped this guy.
/he lost his head
imprimere
2012-01-17 05:31:28 PM
I want to see this in action!
angstycoder
2012-01-17 05:33:46 PM
The Wyl E. Coyoto school of engineering in association with Acme products presents: complicated, dangerous, and over-engineered solutions to simple problems.
/ surprised they didn't electrify train roof
Ed Grubermann
2012-01-17 05:35:09 PM
cgraves67
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First thing I thought of was Newton's Cradle.
"This is interesting..."
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-17 05:35:52 PM
NoDitchDigging
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You never know, it sure stopped this guy.
/he lost his head
Ahhh took me forever to find a pic of him on the train (couldn't remember his character's name)!!! You beat me to it, well played.
nytmare
2012-01-17 05:36:54 PM
Considering the inside of the train is also completely stuffed, this isn't a ticket-buying problem or a safety problem, it's a capacity problem.
macross87
2012-01-17 05:37:03 PM
SlothB77
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Long lost cousin?
RastaKins
2012-01-17 05:37:28 PM
The trains look packed.
Perhaps they could add cars so people could get a seat?
Sorry for the crazy-talk.
MorePeasPlease
2012-01-17 05:39:19 PM
This is an abhorrent choice to deal with the issue.
How can they in good conscience overlook using tightly strung piano wire?
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-17 05:39:20 PM
I only hope the Indonesian government does the right thing and mounts huge speakers on the train that blare The Benny Hill Song. It would really improved the Youtube videos.
/Yakety Sax
/The Kazoo Song
/Boots Randolph
Barbecue Bob
2012-01-17 05:40:09 PM
Look at that shiat...
If you live here in the USA, you're part of the 1% of the planet.
Cagey B
2012-01-17 05:40:56 PM
Sounds like Indonesia is taking the first steps towards being a platformer video game-based society. Sidewalks and roads will be littered with traps. Vicious animals will be loosed throughout the streets for no discernible reason. Banks will no longer keep assets in vaults, but instead in maze-like dungeons that are open to the public.
I approve of this.
Vorpal
2012-01-17 05:42:09 PM
Coat coach roofs with delicious palm oil?
Little.Alex
2012-01-17 05:43:02 PM
Hey, they tried making posters, and they tried asking nicely.
I think the concrete head smashing balls will be more persuasive.
AeAe
2012-01-17 05:43:31 PM
They should vary it up. At one spot it could be these balls... a little further down - snakes in boxes .. further down .. guys with long sticks .. then maybe sticks with some shiat smeared at the end of it .. etc.
buckler
2012-01-17 05:43:33 PM
As great as this is, they really needed someone with more imagination. I could envision sets of staggered hanging columns and crossbars of various heights, forcing the roof-riders to alternately dodge, jump and duck as though they were in a cheap side-scrolling game. The difficulty level would steadily progress to rotating saw blades on moving arms, dispensers dropping bouncing grenades, randomly sequenced electric fields and so on. Anyone remaining at the end of the run gets a train pass.
Loucifer
2012-01-17 05:44:02 PM
If they went to all that trouble erecting people scrapers, I hope they put up a lot of cameras to capture some wacky awesome video.
fusillade762
2012-01-17 05:44:17 PM
Reminds me of the joke about the guy who wrapped barbed wire around the banister to keep his grandma from sliding down the stairs all the time.
"Did it stop her?"
"Nope. But it sure slowed her down."
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