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Rapmaster2000
2012-01-17 12:33:17 PM
But are they tubular? Deck? What about dope? Stylin'? Def?
BKITU
2012-01-17 12:42:45 PM
Swiss Mosque makes really good hot chocolate.
Superjew
2012-01-17 01:11:58 PM
Oooo, oooo, LOOK AT ME GOD, LOOK AT ME!
/religions can all go suck it
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-17 01:14:15 PM
What a waste of money
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-17 01:14:44 PM
How long before all of Europe is a fundamentalist Islamic theocracy? 3 years? 4?
BurnShrike
2012-01-17 01:14:44 PM
Why are Muslims "radical Muslims" but Christians are "conservative Christians"?
Nothing I read in the article makes these people seem like "radicals".
Diogenes
2012-01-17 01:16:05 PM
The Islamic Central Council of Switzerland (ICCS) is trying to raise enough funds in the Gulf states to enable the construction of a 20-million franc ($21 million) prayer centre in the capital
Bern
.
Release the dancing, godless killing machines!
/my family is from langnau
Enigmamf
2012-01-17 01:16:26 PM
BurnShrike
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Why are Muslims "radical Muslims" but Christians are "conservative Christians"?
Nothing I read in the article makes these people seem like "radicals".
You didn't see the beard on the front photo?
Diogenes
2012-01-17 01:17:16 PM
BurnShrike
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Why are Muslims "radical Muslims" but Christians are "conservative Christians"?
Nothing I read in the article makes these people seem like "radicals".
Apparently disagreeing with architectural restrictions is "radical".
KrispyKritter
2012-01-17 01:17:25 PM
BurnShrike
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Why are Muslims "radical Muslims" but Christians are "conservative Christians"?
Nothing I read in the article makes these people seem like "radicals".
and they back it up with pic of vocal, gesturing man. painting a picture, they are.
Flakeloaf
2012-01-17 01:21:14 PM
All I can say is that my burka's pretty plain.
GriffXX
2012-01-17 01:21:33 PM
CygnusDarius
2012-01-17 01:22:29 PM
"What I have here in my hand is the world's smallest violin".
Snapper Carr
2012-01-17 01:24:29 PM
/Have a nice earworm.
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials
2012-01-17 01:25:32 PM
CygnusDarius
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[www.thelocal.ch image 468x267]
"What I have here in my hand is the world's smallest violin".
Why is there a piece of hominy in his beard? Did he just finish a bowl of menudo?
Diogenes
2012-01-17 01:26:09 PM
CygnusDarius
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[www.thelocal.ch image 468x267]
"What I have here in my hand is the world's smallest violin".
He looks just like Mussolini on the balcony!
Arkanaut
2012-01-17 01:28:58 PM
Enigmamf
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BurnShrike: Why are Muslims "radical Muslims" but Christians are "conservative Christians"?
Nothing I read in the article makes these people seem like "radicals".
You didn't see the beard on the front photo?
If I saw the picture without the article, I would have thought that was a rabbi.
caution
2012-01-17 01:31:00 PM
I thought Switzerland banned the building of new mosques a couple of years ago.
BurnShrike
2012-01-17 01:32:06 PM
caution
:
I thought Switzerland banned the building of new mosques a couple of years ago.
They didn't ban mosques. That would be discriminatory, xenophobic and wrong.
So they banned minarets instead.
martid4
2012-01-17 01:33:55 PM
Swiss Mosque sounds like it would have a bunch of holes in it.
Brew78
2012-01-17 01:34:21 PM
Snapper Carr
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[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]
/Have a nice earworm.
Oh, I had that song in my head the instant I read the headline.
/ ♪...I like watching the puddles gather raaaaiin...♫
brantgoose
2012-01-17 01:34:59 PM
Oh, noes! That puts their intercontinental ballistic minarets within striking distance of every country in Europe!
Flakeloaf
2012-01-17 01:35:30 PM
martid4
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Swiss Mosque sounds like it would have a bunch of holes in it.
That's only after someone draws a bunch of offensive Jesus cartoons.
mynameisdouglas
2012-01-17 01:35:58 PM
In Switzerland, all Muslims automatically become "Radical." So this is a non-story.
Maybe this group is radicalized? I don't know or really particularly care, but just wanted to point out the obvious.
six hour delay question mark
2012-01-17 01:36:13 PM
The biggest tragedy of using Fark is that once the 6 hour delay is up, you don't see any articles you want to comment.
brantgoose
2012-01-17 01:37:43 PM
This illustration shows may show why those Iranian missiles keep crashing:
They really need to reduce the size of their balustrades.
Lord Dimwit
2012-01-17 01:40:35 PM
BurnShrike
:
caution: I thought Switzerland banned the building of new mosques a couple of years ago.
They didn't ban mosques. That would be discriminatory, xenophobic and wrong.
So they banned minarets instead.
Several of my European friends have mentioned, and the news seems to corroborate, that right-wing xenophobia is starting to take hold in Europe again. The problem is that, last time that really happened, 60 million people died.
brantgoose
2012-01-17 01:41:28 PM
In English, the capital of Switzerland is
Berne
, which sounds like
Bear
, but in Swiss French it is
Borné
.
The French Swiss are even snarkier than the French French.
Robert1966
2012-01-17 01:42:52 PM
I guess in Switzerland, vocal = radical.
So it's kind of like the US.
Diogenes
2012-01-17 01:44:55 PM
Lord Dimwit
:
BurnShrike: caution: I thought Switzerland banned the building of new mosques a couple of years ago.
They didn't ban mosques. That would be discriminatory, xenophobic and wrong.
So they banned minarets instead.
Several of my European friends have mentioned, and the news seems to corroborate, that right-wing xenophobia is starting to take hold in Europe again. The problem is that, last time that really happened, 60 million people died.
The Swiss are at once both the most hospitable and most xenophobic people you'll find. I come from weird stock.
someonelse
2012-01-17 01:45:25 PM
Diogenes
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The Islamic Central Council of Switzerland (ICCS) is trying to raise enough funds in the Gulf states to enable the construction of a 20-million franc ($21 million) prayer centre in the capital Bern.
Release the dancing, godless killing machines!
[www.goodmansjourney.com image 339x450]
/my family is from langnau
They aren't still in a sad, depressing pit of sadness, are they?
malignantsociety
2012-01-17 01:47:26 PM
CygnusDarius
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"What I have here in my hand is the world's smallest violin".
I thought he was trying to throw a cheese ball into his mouth and missed.
Stile4aly
2012-01-17 01:48:19 PM
How dare they build this terror mosque? It's too close to Ground Zero.
Diogenes
2012-01-17 01:48:38 PM
someonelse
:
Diogenes: The Islamic Central Council of Switzerland (ICCS) is trying to raise enough funds in the Gulf states to enable the construction of a 20-million franc ($21 million) prayer centre in the capital Bern.
Release the dancing, godless killing machines!
[www.goodmansjourney.com image 339x450]
/my family is from langnau
They aren't still in a sad, depressing pit of sadness, are they?
I haven't been back in awhile but my understanding is they've tried to improve their quality of life in recent years. But it's still captivity.
jso2897
2012-01-17 01:49:06 PM
brantgoose
:
In English, the capital of Switzerland is Berne, which sounds like Bear, but in Swiss French it is Borné.
The French Swiss are even snarkier than the French French.
What is it in Icelandic?
NkThrasher
2012-01-17 01:50:29 PM
Snapper Carr
:
/Have a nice earworm.
The headline beat you to it, but I'm glad I'm not the only one.
heypete
2012-01-17 01:50:41 PM
caution
:
I thought Switzerland banned the building of new mosques a couple of years ago.
No. They banned the construction of
minarets
, the towers from which the call to prayer is made, not the mosques themselves.
Diogenes
2012-01-17 01:51:27 PM
heypete
:
caution: I thought Switzerland banned the building of new mosques a couple of years ago.
No. They banned the construction of minarets, the towers from which the call to prayer is made, not the mosques themselves.
The echoes off the Alps create avalanches.
stonelotus
2012-01-17 01:52:14 PM
Brew78
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Snapper Carr: [i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]
/Have a nice earworm.
Oh, I had that song in my head the instant I read the headline.
/ ♪...I like watching the puddles gather raaaaiin...♫
/seconded
patrick767
2012-01-17 01:52:35 PM
Nothing in that article explains why TFA is using the term "radical". Then again, the minaret ban made it clear that when it comes to bigotry, the Swiss make much of the US right wing look like amateurs.
Fark off, bigots.
Lord Dimwit
2012-01-17 01:54:38 PM
Diogenes
:
Lord Dimwit: BurnShrike: caution: I thought Switzerland banned the building of new mosques a couple of years ago.
They didn't ban mosques. That would be discriminatory, xenophobic and wrong.
So they banned minarets instead.
Several of my European friends have mentioned, and the news seems to corroborate, that right-wing xenophobia is starting to take hold in Europe again. The problem is that, last time that really happened, 60 million people died.
The Swiss are at once both the most hospitable and most xenophobic people you'll find. I come from weird stock.
I thoroughly enjoyed my time in Geneva. Of course my wife and I are paler than sheets and speak French, so...yeah.
heypete
2012-01-17 01:56:26 PM
someonelse
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They aren't still in a sad, depressing pit of sadness, are they?
They moved them about 100m to a sloped, grassy open-air "Bear Park" rather than the pit. It's right by the river (and a small bit of the river is diverted into the park for them to swim in if they wish).
/the Altes Tramhouse by the Bear Park has some damn fine beer.
//lives in Bern
Fireproof
2012-01-17 01:57:04 PM
TFA:
The president of the Council, Nicolas Blancho, confirmed his fundraising activities in Kuwait and Qatar to newspapers SonntagsZeitung and Le Matin Dimanche on Sunday, although he said
the organisation has not received any donations yet
.
So let's see here:
1. No actual reasons in TFA as to why they are "radical."
2. As of now, there is no funding for the mosque. It's essentially a pipe dream at this point.
WHAT A STORY!
Fireproof
2012-01-17 02:00:06 PM
Radical Muslims plan biggest Swiss mosque, pray for
no rain
Omarion
.
FTFSubby.
/Old school meme!
Teknowaffle
2012-01-17 02:00:26 PM
patrick767
:
Nothing in that article explains why TFA is using the term "radical". Then again, the minaret ban made it clear that when it comes to bigotry, the Swiss make much of the US right wing look like amateurs.
Fark off, bigots.
I dunno, every time I look out my living room window I have to look at the one Mormon temple in the country, and the stupid tacky angel. It looks so out of place, I would hate to have any religion building big spiky things that ruin the skyline.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-17 02:05:37 PM
Radical!
So they'll have a half pipe, BMX course and a T shirt shop?
Witchyman
2012-01-17 02:06:42 PM
Good for them.
Pho Queue
2012-01-17 02:07:40 PM
patrick767
:
Nothing in that article explains why TFA is using the term "radical". Then again, the minaret ban made it clear that when it comes to bigotry, the Swiss make much of the US right wing look like amateurs.
Fark off, bigots.
They had to ban the minarets because people would have dropped their bombs between them otherwise.
Robo Beat
2012-01-17 02:12:18 PM
Pho Queue
:
patrick767: Nothing in that article explains why TFA is using the term "radical". Then again, the minaret ban made it clear that when it comes to bigotry, the Swiss make much of the US right wing look like amateurs.
Fark off, bigots.
They had to ban the minarets because people would have dropped their bombs between them otherwise.
Well, the Sharif didn't like it anyway.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-17 02:16:07 PM
Ahh....ze Swiss!
Too cowardly to fight Hitler, they threatened to destroy their own infrastructure if invaded. Hitler knew he needed at least one friendly country in Europe to launder the money used to finance the Nazi war machine. Those nice fellows the Swiss also took custody of confiscated Jewish gold and hard currency and agreed to not accept Jewish refugees. They gave them a free ride to the border and turned them over to SS troops.
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