The driver, not from the area, was unaware that he had been doing doughnuts in the parking lot and front lawn of the State Police Post.

Even if he didn't know who owned the lawn, he had to know that doughuts would bring police running wherever they might be.

"Goo morning,officers! I *hic* been drivin' drunk for the last *hic* few hours and figured I might as well *hic* save y'all the trouble. Take my drunk ass directly to *hic* jail!"

As part of my job, I help set up the MA state police command post along the Charles river during the 4th of July fireworks. The building I set them up in is right along the Charles, and there is a small park area just outside the long wall of windows in the offices used.

Few years back, well before the celebration started, there's about 35 state and maybe 10 Cambridge MA police in there, all in full gear. It was a nice 4th, so all the windows were open. I'm sitting there setting up a screen that displays all calls received by state and local dispatchers, and just as I fire it up this whiff comes in the window. It went from "Hey, Sully, howaya?" "So how about the Sox?" and all the usual banter to dead... farking... Silence as the smoke wafts into the room. Literally, as one entity, the cops all go to the window and I do too. Just under the window, two stories down, there's about 10 of these college mooks all standing around behind these bushes that line the building. They've got a keg, and they're passing around bongs and pipes and laughing.

This female officer yells out "Hey boys!" The kids look up, right into 30 some cops all grinning down at them. "What'cho guys up to?" she says.

The next like 10 seconds was the cops laughing hysterically as these kids try and do a little road runner act, bumping into each other with lots of "HOLY shiat HOLY shiat" and "Leave the keg, leave the farking keg!" "My deposit!" Followed by 'bout 5 minutes of cops laughing and debating actually calling it in. In the end, they just called someone to clean up the keg (most likely used over the course of the evening by various and sundry parched cops) and kept on with what they were doing. They figured those kids shiatting themselves and losing out on their deposit was enough punishment.