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(CBS Miami) Interesting CBS' NFL Today this Sunday to become much more Tebow-ier   (miami.cbslocal.com) divider line 76
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Harv72b [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 12:34:50 PM
Interesting tag protests its use on this one.
 
Gunny Highway
2012-01-17 12:35:12 PM
They thought he would fit in great with Marino and Boomer because they all have the same number of rings.
 
PirateFreedom
2012-01-17 12:38:29 PM
Gunny Highway: They thought he would fit in great with Marino and Boomer because they all have the same number of rings.

That's only because Tebow has to get the ring first before he goes all the way
 
Iceberg659 [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 12:38:46 PM
Why do they keep bringing these guys on? They bring nothing to the table but awkwardness. It's bad enough listening to James Brown try to riff and jive while Shannon and Cowher mushmouth their way through segments.

If I can say anything good about the CBS show is that at least it isn't the Fox clusterfark or the abortion ESPN sharts out every week.

/I actually like the NFL Network's show
 
steveGswine
2012-01-17 12:39:03 PM
None. None more Tebow.
 
BloodySaxon
2012-01-17 12:44:08 PM
Iceberg659: Why do they keep bringing these guys on? They bring nothing to the table but awkwardness. It's bad enough listening to James Brown try to riff and jive while Shannon and Cowher mushmouth their way through segments.

If I can say anything good about the CBS show is that at least it isn't the Fox clusterfark or the abortion ESPN sharts out every week.

/I actually like the NFL Network's show

This!

As long as you're not talking about the NFL networks actual game coverage....
 
The Gentleman Caller
2012-01-17 12:45:50 PM
WE GET IT. HE'S BLA- UH, TEBOW!!
 
twobux
2012-01-17 12:46:53 PM
Donkey Kong Sue wasn't too bad this weekend
 
Arkanaut
2012-01-17 12:50:25 PM
"I'd like to dedicate this broadcast to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ..."
 
sotua
2012-01-17 12:50:28 PM
PirateFreedom: Gunny Highway: They thought he would fit in great with Marino and Boomer because they all have the same number of rings.

That's only because Tebow has to get the ring first before he goes all the way

[slowclap.gif]
 
jake_lex [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 12:52:05 PM
Jeez, I can't imagine why some people seem to be sick of Tim Tebow. The only explanation could be because he is a Christian.
 
chimp_ninja [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 12:54:04 PM
Iceberg659: If I can say anything good about the CBS show is that at least it isn't the Fox clusterfark or the abortion ESPN sharts out every week.

One redeeming feature of Fox NFL coverage is Mike Pereira, who should be promoted from "guy we go to during instant replays" to "replaces Joe Buck entirely, including being allowed to screw Mrs. Buck if he so desires, on the air if need be".
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-17 12:54:20 PM
The article states that CBS is only trying to get Mr. Tebow. If he has any sense, he'll be out transforming water into Gatorade and making seven buffalo wings satisfy a stadium of hungry fans, so he won't have the time.
 
Samsquantch
2012-01-17 12:54:22 PM
"Just don't look!"

/Paul Anka guaranteed, except in Tennessee of course.
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-17 12:55:04 PM
Shouldn't he be in church then? Really Tim just go to church this one time.
 
chimp_ninja [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 12:57:04 PM
jake_lex: Jeez, I can't imagine why some people seem to be sick of Tim Tebow. The only explanation could be because he is a Christian.

Which explains perfectly why we have ten threads a week about how much we hate ultra-devoted Christians like Troy Polamalu, or the other 98% of the NFL that is Christian.
 
vikes555
2012-01-17 01:01:54 PM
There needs to be a "Oh FFS" tag.
 
Theaetetus
2012-01-17 01:03:20 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Ow! That was my feelings!
2012-01-17 01:04:25 PM
I'm genuinely curious if Tebow can put a cork in his self-aggrandizing prosthelytizing long enough to pull off something like this. How much rope does CBS give him? My guess, it doesn't happen cause Tebow will try to use the show as a pulpit and CBS knows it.
 
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-17 01:04:43 PM
The comments on that page are indicative of why we have to deal with this. There are a lot of people that are only watching pro ball because of Tebow.
 
Wadded Beef
2012-01-17 01:07:47 PM
There is no reason to ever watch pregame.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 01:09:20 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!: Tebow will try to use the show as a pulpit and CBS knows it.

I rather doubt it. He brings it up when people keep asking him about it or asking him things like "to what do you attribute your popularity and success". If the conversation is along the lines of "so, have the 49ers proved naysayers wrong after taking down the Saints?" "You know, speaking of Saints, I wanted to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ for dying for our sins and inventing yoga pants and for granting me the strength to sit through this broadcast. Also, yes."
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 01:10:05 PM
Oops. I meant, if the conversation starts is unrelated, I doubt he'll bring it up like that.
 
Renart
2012-01-17 01:12:38 PM
They should just fire everybody else and dedicate the entire program to Tebow witnessing to America and giving a virgin's perspective on family planning, interspersed with multiple shots of Tebow Tebowing from all different camera angles. It's what America wants. And the Lord.
 
Robert1966
2012-01-17 01:13:33 PM
I'm just happy that Tebow's attention whoring has caused people - well, okay, Farkers - to discover Matthew 6, which outs all Christian attention whores as pretty piss-poor Christians.

Hell, they aren't Christians anyway. They're Paulists.
 
babysealclubber [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 01:13:51 PM
You guys just hate it that finally a white-Christian male is making it in this country. Every Christian should look up to Tim Tebow. Remember, there were those who made fun of Jesus before crucified him.
 
algrant33
2012-01-17 01:14:03 PM
"Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God,
with liberty and justice for all."
 
Carth
2012-01-17 01:16:01 PM
Do sports players really think an omnipotent being that can create an entire universe cares about their athletic performance?
 
Renart
2012-01-17 01:16:17 PM
FTFA: "Just when you thought Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was down; like a phoenix, he rises from the ashes."

You know who else rose from the dead?
 
Hugh2d2
2012-01-17 01:16:45 PM
Theaetetus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 406x362]

Yep. STFU, Teboner.
 
velvet_fog
2012-01-17 01:17:56 PM
PirateFreedom: Gunny Highway: They thought he would fit in great with Marino and Boomer because they all have the same number of rings.

That's only because Tebow has to get the ring first before he goes all the way

www.rpgcodex.net
 
FormlessOne
2012-01-17 01:20:23 PM
algrant33: "Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God,
with liberty and justice for all."

I prefer the previous version. The "under God" bit is less than 60 years old, added on by post-WWII Christians terrified that we might become Communists without it.

Someday, when we grow up again, we'll get rid of the "under God" part. It'd be nice to be what we were as a country before the military-industrial-religious complex took over.
 
FormlessOne
2012-01-17 01:21:41 PM
Hugh2d2: Theaetetus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 406x362]

Yep. STFU, Teboner.

It's not just Tebow. Realize CBS is doing this precisely to exploit Tebow's name recognition - CBS couldn't give a rat's rectum that Tebow is a mediocre QB. CBS just knows that controversy sells, and they want to be a retailer.
 
carnifex2005
2012-01-17 01:25:09 PM
FormlessOne: Hugh2d2: Theaetetus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 406x362]

Yep. STFU, Teboner.

It's not just Tebow. Realize CBS is doing this precisely to exploit Tebow's name recognition - CBS couldn't give a rat's rectum that Tebow is a mediocre QB. CBS just knows that controversy sells, and they want to be a retailer.

They did have Suh on last week as an analyst so this isn't anything different for them.
 
tortilla burger
2012-01-17 01:26:36 PM
Umm...how bout we get Charles Barkley instead of Tebow and call it a day? Sir Charles would be way better at commentating football than Tebow.
 
whizbangthedirtfarmer
2012-01-17 01:30:13 PM
Iceberg659: Why do they keep bringing these guys on? They bring nothing to the table but awkwardness. It's bad enough listening to James Brown try to riff and jive while Shannon and Cowher mushmouth their way through segments.

If I can say anything good about the CBS show is that at least it isn't the Fox clusterfark or the abortion ESPN sharts out every week.

/I actually like the NFL Network's show

Indeed. I usually avoid Fox's pregame shows like the plague, but had to watch the previous one. Pam Oliver still has blackmail information on a Fox exec, I'm sure. And Ndamakong Suh was godawful awkward
 
wiseolddude
2012-01-17 01:32:29 PM
I don't watch any pregame, halftime or post game shows, so It doesn't matter if he is there. I didn't watch any Denver games this year because of him though.
 
Rhypskallion
2012-01-17 01:43:28 PM
NFL Network's halftime shows, less commercials and more video than the others. This would make it better except: Jamie Dukes. Why does this guy get to talk on TV?
 
bartink
2012-01-17 01:47:53 PM
Lets make Christianity so annoying we'll stop teaching it altogether. That's what Jesus would want.
 
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-17 01:50:59 PM
I expect next year for there to be 3-4 commercials per break staring or featuring Tebow in some prominent sense. I'm hoping he cuts a series of commercials for Jack Daniels.
 
bottsicus
2012-01-17 01:52:58 PM
chimp_ninja: Iceberg659: If I can say anything good about the CBS show is that at least it isn't the Fox clusterfark or the abortion ESPN sharts out every week.

One redeeming feature of Fox NFL coverage is Mike Pereira, who should be promoted from "guy we go to during instant replays" to "replaces Joe Buck entirely, including being allowed to screw Mrs. Buck if he so desires, on the air if need be".

I agree. He, unlike so many other on-air "analysts", actually knows something about football!
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-17 01:59:17 PM
Lost Thought 00: I expect next year for there to be 3-4 commercials per break staring or featuring Tebow in some prominent sense. I'm hoping he cuts a series of commercials for Jack Daniels.

No, he should do wrangler commercials playing catch with FAVRE
 
rka
2012-01-17 02:35:26 PM
Much ado about nothing.

Tebow turned down CBS according to the Denver Post's beat writer Mike Klis.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2012-01-17 02:48:59 PM
First off, it has been pointed out to me (through a friend's post on Facebook) that Tebow is the football version of Sarah Palin. And I'm having a hard time discrediting it. Will he talk about religion anytime he's talked to on the show? Probably not. Should a 2nd year player with horrible football acumen be dissecting plays for CBS? No. (Same answer I would have given if asked about Suh last week, FWIW.) Will FOTF and all the other personality cults that follow him around and annoy us mercilessly find a way to make us annoyed as fark at his expense? Almost definitely. His cult is what people should hate, and I've accepted that now.

Secondly, since we're talking about CBS's studio show, this is now obligatory:
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That is all.
 
Rhypskallion
2012-01-17 02:50:43 PM
Shannon Sharpe needs lip reduction surgery. He actually has some quality thoughts in that brain, but he can't enunciate to save his life.
 
Morpheses
2012-01-17 02:53:32 PM
Rhypskallion: Shannon Sharpe needs lip reduction surgery. He actually has some quality thoughts in that brain, but he can't enunciate to save his life.

Shumma lumma burk. Burk burk mumma shaloma.

/Burk
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-17 02:55:47 PM
FriarReb98: First off, it has been pointed out to me (through a friend's post on Facebook) that Tebow is the football version of Sarah Palin. And I'm having a hard time discrediting it. Will he talk about religion anytime he's talked to on the show? Probably not. Should a 2nd year player with horrible football acumen be dissecting plays for CBS? No. (Same answer I would have given if asked about Suh last week, FWIW.) Will FOTF and all the other personality cults that follow him around and annoy us mercilessly find a way to make us annoyed as fark at his expense? Almost definitely. His cult is what people should hate, and I've accepted that now.

Secondly, since we're talking about CBS's studio show, this is now obligatory:
[i199.photobucket.com image 640x512]

That is all.

troll.me

If only we could get them both to do commentary just one time, be it football or wrestling.
 
mynameisdouglas
2012-01-17 03:21:40 PM
FriarReb98: Should a 2nd year player with horrible football acumen be dissecting plays for CBS? No. (Same answer I would have given if asked about Suh last week, FWIW.)
Secondly, since we're talking about CBS's studio show, this is now obligatory:
[i199.photobucket.com image 640x512]

That is all.

They are not really there to dissect plays, but be part of the spectacle that is the NFL playoffs. They pretty much give stock answers to simple questions. I would rather have some guys in there that speak clearly (as your picture pretty well illustrates). And Suh did a good job at this, as I think Tebow would do.
 
chewielouie
2012-01-17 03:25:33 PM
Hugh2d2: Theaetetus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 406x362]

Yep. STFU, Teboner.

i232.photobucket.com

FTFY
 
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus
2012-01-17 03:27:46 PM
Gunny Highway: They thought he would fit in great with Marino and Boomer because they all have the same number of rings.

lulz. well-played.
 
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