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In hindsight, prison probably wasn't the best place to be tripping balls on LSD
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xanadian
2012-01-17 09:07:51 AM
THE TOILET IS TALKING TO ME, MAN...and boy, does it have a potty mouth.
nekom
2012-01-17 09:14:54 AM
I can't even imagine what it would be like to take acid in prison. I don't think anyone could handle that.
Benjimin_Dover
2012-01-17 10:08:26 AM
How do you trip a ball?
Diogenes
2012-01-17 10:09:22 AM
nekom
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I can't even imagine what it would be like to take acid in prison. I don't think anyone could handle that.
And bad acid on top if it, from the sounds of it.
Rev.K
2012-01-17 10:09:28 AM
nekom
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I can't even imagine what it would be like to take acid in prison. I don't think anyone could handle that.
The mere thought is mind-bendingly terrifying.
Remember kids, psychedelics should never, ever be used as an escape drug if you're feeling depressed and sh*tty.
It. Will. Suck.
imontheinternet
2012-01-17 10:09:53 AM
Maybe a prison toilet isn't the best place to cook acid.
404 page not found
2012-01-17 10:09:56 AM
FarkinSneakyBastage
2012-01-17 10:10:15 AM
"The six inmates had attended a Narcotics Anonymous meeting that morning and passed the synthetic drug among themselves, according to corrections reports and interviews with authorities"
chappy62
2012-01-17 10:10:29 AM
xanadian
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THE TOILET IS TALKING TO ME, MAN...and boy, does it have a potty mouth.
All it does it talk sh*t and call me an a**hole.
hotter than the ads
2012-01-17 10:10:43 AM
PSYCHEDELICS ARE NOT TOYS.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-17 10:10:59 AM
Sounds like bad acid to me.
Cheron
2012-01-17 10:12:08 AM
To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?
imontheinternet
2012-01-17 10:15:27 AM
We're gonna take him to the tent for some V8 and orange slices. Remember kids- never take more than you can handle and always know your dealer.
FarknGroovn
2012-01-17 10:16:13 AM
I wonder how many of them didn't get caught... Anyone that could go off on an acid trip in prison and not go bananas is a scary human being.
jaylectricity
2012-01-17 10:16:32 AM
Diogenes
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nekom: I can't even imagine what it would be like to take acid in prison. I don't think anyone could handle that.
And bad acid on top if it, from the sounds of it.
I don't think it was bad acid, I think the gravity of the situation was too much for the prisoners. You start to realize you're in a cage with only walls and bars between you and murderers.
It would be cool as hell to trip balls in a prison that was unoccupied with all the doors locked in an open position so you could move about freely.
404 page not found
2012-01-17 10:17:36 AM
Cheron
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To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?
I've tried the sugar cubes but never the grains of salt. What's that like?
spentmiles
2012-01-17 10:18:52 AM
"A second prisoner was so out of control in his room that he was sprayed with a chemical irritant and then restrained."
My god. That would not be a fun way to spend six hours.
Jenna Tellya
2012-01-17 10:19:50 AM
Yeah subby, there's nothing worse than going into a trip so strong that you forget where you are, who you are, even what you are, then coming back to the reality that you're in a cage because society thinks a bad person, and you're about to take a beating from a guy with a club who is immune to the rule of law.
imprimere
2012-01-17 10:20:02 AM
I'm sure the prisoners welcome the diversion - tripping in prison or not. However, a bad trip that ends up in the hospital might be a bit much.
Sounds to me like the guards probably should have had a handle on this a touch earlier, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Since the first guys were non-responsive, they couldn't question them.
As usual, the real losers here are the tax-payers. I shutter to think what the cost was per airlift trip per trip.
This makes you ask yourself though, just where would you draw the recreational line in prison? For most guys, we know the line stops and sald-tossing, but how far down the druggie hole would you go? Hooch - sure. Weed soaked in ball-sack sweat - uhm, I guess. LSD made from kitchen cleaning supplies - maybe I'll take another crack at that bible.
ZombiesYall
2012-01-17 10:21:24 AM
These guys know about tripping in prison. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-dSuj4bnnnhbbmt/in_the_name_of_the_fat her_1993_acid_puzzle/
Diogenes
2012-01-17 10:21:32 AM
jaylectricity
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Diogenes: nekom: I can't even imagine what it would be like to take acid in prison. I don't think anyone could handle that.
And bad acid on top if it, from the sounds of it.
I don't think it was bad acid, I think the gravity of the situation was too much for the prisoners. You start to realize you're in a cage with only walls and bars between you and murderers.
It would be cool as hell to trip balls in a prison that was unoccupied with all the doors locked in an open position so you could move about freely.
I suppose. But I prefer outside, nature, etc.
But you're probably right about the "bad" thing. At least on a bad trip you can try to ride it out. In this case, you ride it out and you're still in prison.
wood_stones
2012-01-17 10:22:57 AM
They didn't take acid.
Spice
is to
weed
as
whatever-the-hell these guys took
is to
Acid
Honestly, who cuts themselves while on a psychedelic? You might drool on yourself.
On second thought, they are
already
in prison.
Cheron
2012-01-17 10:23:17 AM
404 page not found
:
I've tried the sugar cubes but never the grains of salt. What's that like?
Pro tip: Keeps a few extra sugar cubes in case you have a chance to talk to a mounted police officer they like it when you give their horses treats.
The above quote is not obscure, 14 million people claim to have been their to hear it.
Fett56
2012-01-17 10:24:06 AM
Shrooms in prison would be worse.
Whatthefark
2012-01-17 10:24:38 AM
chappy62
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xanadian: THE TOILET IS TALKING TO ME, MAN...and boy, does it have a potty mouth.
All it does it talk sh*t and call me an a**hole.
You must have pissed it off.
Jenna Tellya
:
Yeah subby, there's nothing worse than going into a trip so strong that you forget where you are, who you are, even what you are, then coming back to the reality that you're in a cage because society thinks a bad person, and you're about to take a beating from a guy with a club who is immune to the rule of law.
Don't forget these are prisoners. They aren't the most mentally stable people to begin with. Throw some acid into the mix and things could get really bad really quick.
I feel sorry for the guys having to be restrained. I couldn't imagine frying while being shackled to a chair, probably with a spit hood and everything.
honk
2012-01-17 10:24:44 AM
"In hindsight, prison probably wasn't the best place to be tripping balls on LSD"
Where better? What are they going to do, throw you in prison?
davynelson
2012-01-17 10:25:12 AM
Pussies.
I could eat a thousand mics for breakfast and still do a crossword puzzle.
Would prefer 50mg miprocin, however.
Cooler, sexier, more-fun.
Nina Haagen Dazs
2012-01-17 10:25:22 AM
jaylectricity
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Diogenes: nekom: I can't even imagine what it would be like to take acid in prison. I don't think anyone could handle that.
And bad acid on top if it, from the sounds of it.
I don't think it was bad acid, I think the gravity of the situation was too much for the prisoners. You start to realize you're in a cage with only walls and bars between you and murderers.
It would be cool as hell to trip balls in a prison that was unoccupied with all the doors locked in an open position so you could move about freely.
I....don't think so. Pass.
Iron Felix
2012-01-17 10:32:12 AM
Not to mention the sight of your hind after tripping on someone's balls in prison.
trappedspirit
2012-01-17 10:32:57 AM
Sometime people think things are obligatory in these threads which really are not.
walkerhound
2012-01-17 10:34:20 AM
ZombiesYall
:
These guys know about tripping in prison. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-dSuj4bnnnhbbmt/in_the_name_of_the_fat her_1993_acid_puzzle/
beat me to it
trappedspirit
2012-01-17 10:34:58 AM
wood_stones
:
They didn't take acid.
Spice is to weed as
whatever-the-hell these guys took is to Acid
Honestly, who cuts themselves while on a psychedelic? You might drool on yourself.
On second thought, they are already in prison.
PCP is a helluva drug
Mouser
2012-01-17 10:37:15 AM
Well, to be fair, if someone's going to have a chemical-induced psychotic breakdown and become violently irrational, inside a prison is probably the best place (for the rest of us, at least) for that to happen.
Green Scorpio
2012-01-17 10:41:51 AM
Jake Havechek
:
Sounds like bad acid to me.
was it brown?
MBooda
2012-01-17 10:42:26 AM
Disagrees:
/how else are you going to pass through the bars?
Green Scorpio
2012-01-17 10:45:50 AM
Nina Haagen Dazs
:
It would be cool as hell to
trip balls
play paintball in a prison that was unoccupied with all the doors locked in an open position so you could move about freely.
Rich Cream
2012-01-17 10:48:48 AM
FarkinSneakyBastage
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"The six inmates had attended a Narcotics Anonymous meeting that morning and passed the synthetic drug among themselves, according to corrections reports and interviews with authorities"
[ironic.img]
I guess, if LSD is a narcotic.
/or if people never posed
nekom
2012-01-17 10:50:36 AM
jaylectricity
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I don't think it was bad acid, I think the gravity of the situation was too much for the prisoners. You start to realize you're in a cage with only walls and bars between you and murderers.
It would be cool as hell to trip balls in a prison that was unoccupied with all the doors locked in an open position so you could move about freely.
Yeah even the best pure acid in the dosage you prefer would be a bad deal in that situation. I think I'd freak the hell out without the help of drugs if I were ever locked up in prison, acid would NOT help matters at all.
vwarb
2012-01-17 11:02:44 AM
Oh! Oh! Can this be the thread where we reminisce about our trips?
/Seriously, do NOT dose if you're upset about ANYTHING.
Wellzee
2012-01-17 11:03:06 AM
Look at the bright side... At least they were in a safe enviroment. WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2012-01-17 11:04:07 AM
Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?
Lt. Col. Angus
2012-01-17 11:07:07 AM
40+ posts, and I'm the first?
For shame, FARK.
FOR. SHAME.
DonPepper
2012-01-17 11:10:39 AM
FTFA:
"The man was taken by ambulance to the hospital in Faribault, and doctors there ordered that he be
airlifted to Abbott Northwestern Hospital in Minneapolis
."
"Five minutes later, guards found another prisoner acting in a similar manner, and
he also was airlifted to Minneapolis
."
"He was
eventually flown
to the Hennepin County Medical Center in Minneapolis."
Talk about a waste of taxpayer money. These guys essentially poison themselves while incarcerated, and now three of the six are airlifted to safety? Give me a farking break. Lock them in the padded room and let them scream it off.. they'll be fine in about 10 hours.
IgG4
2012-01-17 11:18:40 AM
Rwa2play
2012-01-17 11:25:25 AM
Cheron
:
To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?
Came for this, leaving satisfied.
/Peace, brother.
trappedspirit
2012-01-17 11:47:31 AM
Lt. Col. Angus
:
40+ posts, and I'm the first?
[blogs.houstonpress.com image 300x224]
For shame, FARK.
FOR. SHAME.
trappedspirit
:
Sometime people think things are obligatory in these threads which really are not.
incircles
2012-01-17 11:56:04 AM
set AND setting.
KingOfArcadia
2012-01-17 12:00:00 PM
A good friend of mine found himself on the wrong side of the bars down in New Orleans many years back while tripping out. The local cops had been keeping an eye on him, suspecting that he was selling grass to the locals (which he was). So one day, he tracks down a guy who owed him money. The guy gives him a few tabs for payment, and he decides to take one on the spot. Not long after he was picked up, thrown in a cell, and then interrogated for a few hours - with the local cops threatening to kill him & chuck his body in a bayou to dispose of any evidence. Well, sadly, that was about when he had a psychotic break & he was never right in the head again. A few years after this happened, he took his own life. He was only in his mid-twenties.
/Jordan, we miss you buddy
Boris S. Wort
2012-01-17 12:18:22 PM
We've been dropping the British Empire for the last six months.
steamingpile
2012-01-17 01:04:29 PM
A friend of mine went to jail while tripping, probably the only way she made it through since it helped her cope with the nastiness.
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