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Local TV Station to broadcast expose on sex, gore, and violence in comic books, and how it will harm your children. This is not a repeat from 1954. Fredric Wertham laughs while George Santayana weeps
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FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-17 08:55:47 AM
I'M TOO BUSY TO PARENT MY CHILDREN! THE RATINGS SYSTEM THAT IS ROUGHLY THE SAME AS THE ONE USED BY VIDEO GAMES AND MOVIES IS TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND! I AM SO STUPID, I THINK ALL COMICS ARE FOR KIDS, LIKE ARCHIE AND UNCLE SCROOGE!
THINK OF TEH CHILDRUN!!!!! LET'S GET A BURNING ORGANIZED!
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-01-17 08:59:27 AM
Good thing children don't buy comic books anymore!
I mean, except for manga comics. And the Japanese surely wouldn't put anything mind-warping in their books, right?
Right?
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-17 09:02:27 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
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Good thing children don't buy comic books anymore!
Well, true. The whole premise of this bullshiat Fox News "journalism" is flawed... they assume children buy comics. Because the comics industry limited itself to the Direct Market ghetto, kids can't just pick up a comic book off of a grocery store newsstand rack anymore. They have to be specifically taken to a comic shop. So, if a parent is taking a kid to a comic shop and doesn't know what the kid is reading, the parent is a moron who should STFU and quit biatching, because their own shiatty parenting is to blame.
Sybarite
2012-01-17 09:13:25 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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Rev. Skarekroe: Good thing children don't buy comic books anymore!
Well, true. The whole premise of this bullshiat Fox News "journalism" is flawed... they assume children buy comics. Because the comics industry limited itself to the Direct Market ghetto, kids can't just pick up a comic book off of a grocery store newsstand rack anymore.
Really? There's a grocery store I go to that still has one of those four-sided rotating racks full of comics right by the entrance.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-17 09:14:52 AM
Sybarite
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FirstNationalBastard: Rev. Skarekroe: Good thing children don't buy comic books anymore!
Well, true. The whole premise of this bullshiat Fox News "journalism" is flawed... they assume children buy comics. Because the comics industry limited itself to the Direct Market ghetto, kids can't just pick up a comic book off of a grocery store newsstand rack anymore.
Really? There's a grocery store I go to that still has one of those four-sided rotating racks full of comics right by the entrance.
That's odd. Comics haven't really been in Grocery or Convenience stores in nearly 20 years.
beantowndog
2012-01-17 09:39:41 AM
Mary you're nearly a treat.
RexTalionis
2012-01-17 10:20:29 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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That's odd. Comics haven't really been in Grocery or Convenience stores in nearly 20 years.
There's a revolving rack at my local Super Stop and Shop. Of course, I'd imagine that kids get their comics more from, say, Barnes and Noble than from the grocery store.
ManateeGag
2012-01-17 10:27:48 AM
RexTalionis
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FirstNationalBastard: That's odd. Comics haven't really been in Grocery or Convenience stores in nearly 20 years.
There's a revolving rack at my local Super Stop and Shop. Of course, I'd imagine that kids get their comics more from, say, Barnes and Noble than from the grocery store.
My Stop and Shop too, right where they keep all the books and movies. They are usually a month or so behind though.
Impasse
2012-01-17 11:38:33 AM
This is just a pointless distraction from the REAL evil: Pinball.
sammichtester
2012-01-17 11:38:34 AM
Obligatory
PrivateCaboose
2012-01-17 11:39:44 AM
ManateeGag
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RexTalionis: FirstNationalBastard: That's odd. Comics haven't really been in Grocery or Convenience stores in nearly 20 years.
There's a revolving rack at my local Super Stop and Shop. Of course, I'd imagine that kids get their comics more from, say, Barnes and Noble than from the grocery store.
My Stop and Shop too, right where they keep all the books and movies. They are usually a month or so behind though.
They're also probably not the comics the expose is attempting to expose.
HotWingConspiracy
2012-01-17 11:43:00 AM
Any plan to examine the sex, gore, and violence on television?
Crazy Talk Al
2012-01-17 11:43:53 AM
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption! The moment your son leaves the house, does he re-buckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
rebelyell2006
2012-01-17 11:44:21 AM
Does not approve
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Duke Phillips' Singing Bears
2012-01-17 11:44:25 AM
I'd care, except that this is what local news does.
"Coming up, is your baby trying to kill you? We'll have the answer, and your local weather, right after the game. Please don't turn us off. PLEASE!"
Another Government Employee
2012-01-17 11:46:28 AM
Came for the William Gaines reference.
Satisfied.
Apos
2012-01-17 11:46:56 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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I'M TOO BUSY TO PARENT MY CHILDREN! THE RATINGS SYSTEM THAT IS ROUGHLY THE SAME AS THE ONE USED BY VIDEO GAMES AND MOVIES IS TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND! I AM SO STUPID, I THINK ALL COMICS ARE FOR KIDS, LIKE ARCHIE AND UNCLE SCROOGE!
THINK OF TEH CHILDRUN!!!!! LET'S GET A BURNING ORGANIZED!
*sigh* Yep. Same old puritanical bullshiat..
LarryDan43
2012-01-17 11:47:01 AM
HotWingConspiracy
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Any plan to examine the sex, gore, and violence on television?
Well...no, because TV doesn't promote reading, at least not since Geordi LaVar Kinte left Reading Rainbow...anyway, we can't have our kids reading and becoming socialists.
gaslight
2012-01-17 11:47:44 AM
The 1950s called. They want their moralizing back.
RembrandtQEinstein
2012-01-17 11:50:07 AM
on a related note the DC new 52 is pretty freaking awesome
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-17 11:50:36 AM
What kind of vigilance should comic book fans do to this modern day Wertham-style attack? Swamp Fox 5 with phone calls? Protest at the Fox 5 studios? Something else?
I dunno, think of the lamest possible thing you could do, and then do that. Nerds.
/I kid, but really? Swamp them with phone calls?
Franco
2012-01-17 11:51:33 AM
There is DC kids line, Archie Comics are still around. There's a marvel kids line. Dark Horse has a kids line too. Actually the Comic Code Authority officially ended a year back or so and everything is rated via the video game rating system. The really crazy stuff like from Avatar Press is wrapped. Plus kids haven't read comics since the 1980s when the shift to grittier comics happened. Kids get worse stuff watching CSI at prime time than anything in the funny pages these days..
So what's the problem?
VOCSL5
2012-01-17 11:52:00 AM
Oblig "graphic novel post"
I had a good comment about how hard (and I do mean, hard) it can be to get your comic to sell. Then I realized I sounded like a douche.... and that the joke wasn't _that_ funny.
Nonetheless, I want to draw one. Someday :P
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-17 11:53:36 AM
PrivateCaboose
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ManateeGag: RexTalionis: FirstNationalBastard: That's odd. Comics haven't really been in Grocery or Convenience stores in nearly 20 years.
There's a revolving rack at my local Super Stop and Shop. Of course, I'd imagine that kids get their comics more from, say, Barnes and Noble than from the grocery store.
My Stop and Shop too, right where they keep all the books and movies. They are usually a month or so behind though.
They're also probably not the comics the expose is attempting to expose.
The commercial shows Catwoman, Supergirl, and other mainstream superhero comics.
To be fair, those have been all about T&A and not for kids since the late-90s. But, they're all clearly rated for teens and older.
mercator_psi
2012-01-17 11:54:30 AM
Impasse
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This is just a pointless distraction from the REAL evil: Pinball.
I thought the Trouble (with a capital T, that rhymes with P) stood for Pool.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-17 11:56:09 AM
Brodie: You farkers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shiat?
Egoy3k
2012-01-17 11:57:48 AM
If a kid can follow the plot of the more adult oriented comic books then the content isn't going to phase them.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-17 11:58:28 AM
mercator_psi
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Impasse: This is just a pointless distraction from the REAL evil: Pinball.
I thought the Trouble (with a capital T, that rhymes with P) stood for Pool.
I'm thinkin' of the kids in the knickerbockers.
Flakeloaf
2012-01-17 11:59:51 AM
I used the Mind Bondage spell on my parents becuase they wanted to stop me from buying comics.
mercator_psi
2012-01-17 12:01:10 PM
Chinchillazilla
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mercator_psi: Impasse: This is just a pointless distraction from the REAL evil: Pinball.
I thought the Trouble (with a capital T, that rhymes with P) stood for Pool.
I'm thinkin' of the kids in the knickerbockers.
Why don't you have a seat over there, Mr. Sandusky?
Flakeloaf
2012-01-17 12:03:46 PM
Egoy3k
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If a kid can follow the plot of the more adult oriented comic books then the content isn't going to phase them.
I read an adult comic book once and now I pass through normal matter.
/grammar-nazi is a faze we all go through
douche nozzle
2012-01-17 12:03:55 PM
Yay! Something I can offer an "expert" opinion on!
I own two comic book stores. I offer a subscription service that currently has just under 400 subscribers. Of those 400 subscribers 0 are under 18. Most comic book readers are my age, 35, or older. Comics simply don't appeal to kids who would rather
be
Wolverine in the latest video game that just read about him. The only kids I'm aware of that actually read comics, are the kids of adult readers.
Also, comics are rated, just like movies and TV. The come in All Ages, Teen, Mature. The average comic is roughtly PG 13. Mainstream characters: Superman, Spider-Man, Batman (for the most part), Fantastic Four, etc, rarely chart territory you wouldn't see on network TV at 6pm. That said, there are Adult-only comics, clearly marked, that certainly aren't appropriate for kids (any Marvel Max title, most DC Vertigo, The Boys, etc)
If this guy really wanted to help kids, he would suggest them actually read some comics. I hated reading as a kid until I started picking up comics. That led to novels, which led to literature, which led to philosophy. Had it not been for comics, I might just be another mouth-breather.
Eddie
Time Tunnel Comics and Toys, Hickory, NC.
Plan 9 Comics and Games, Boone, NC.
Sangi
2012-01-17 12:04:24 PM
Crazy Talk Al
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Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption! The moment your son leaves the house, does he re-buckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Does he have a dime novel hidden in the corn crib! Are certain words starting to creep into his conversation. Words like Swell! (Trouble!) And So's you're old man!
Uncle Tractor
2012-01-17 12:04:40 PM
What an immoral, mind-warping comic book might look like:
Egoy3k
2012-01-17 12:12:37 PM
Flakeloaf
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Egoy3k: If a kid can follow the plot of the more adult oriented comic books then the content isn't going to phase them.
I read an adult comic book once and now I pass through normal matter.
/grammar-nazi is a faze we all go through
I'm Canadian thats the proper spelling up here
/not really
groppet
2012-01-17 12:13:13 PM
I saw the promo for this on the morning news and didnt know weather to laugh or facepalm. I swear Im not even into graphic novels or comics and Im pretty sure I can tell the difference if I had kids which ones I would buy them.
theFword
2012-01-17 12:13:27 PM
expose on sex, gore, and violence in comic books...
Crossed have all three, sometimes in the same frame.
Egoy3k
2012-01-17 12:14:32 PM
.....that's.....
hbk72777
2012-01-17 12:15:00 PM
Comic books are what? $6-7 now, how much allowance do kids get these days? I used to get $10 a week in the late 80s early 90s, and comics were between 75 cents to 1.25, so it was only a small portion of my pay, kid's today would have to make $60 a week for it to be the same ratio.
/stopped collecting when they went to $1.50
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-17 12:17:19 PM
hbk72777
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Comic books are what? $6-7 now, how much allowance do kids get these days? I used to get $10 a week in the late 80s early 90s, and comics were between 75 cents to 1.25, so it was only a small portion of my pay, kid's today would have to make $60 a week for it to be the same ratio.
/stopped collecting when they went to $1.50
3-4 bucks for 20-30 pages of story pages, which is usually only 1/6th of a story.
The full story can be had in a trade paperback, which usually runs 15-25 bucks.
egomann
2012-01-17 12:19:21 PM
It looks like this is from Saturday. Did anyone actually see the report?
PrivateCaboose
2012-01-17 12:19:54 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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PrivateCaboose: ManateeGag: RexTalionis: FirstNationalBastard: That's odd. Comics haven't really been in Grocery or Convenience stores in nearly 20 years.
There's a revolving rack at my local Super Stop and Shop. Of course, I'd imagine that kids get their comics more from, say, Barnes and Noble than from the grocery store.
My Stop and Shop too, right where they keep all the books and movies. They are usually a month or so behind though.
They're also probably not the comics the expose is attempting to expose.
The commercial shows Catwoman, Supergirl, and other mainstream superhero comics.
To be fair, those have been all about T&A and not for kids since the late-90s. But, they're all clearly rated for teens and older.
Yeah but generalky the only comics I see in grocery stores are Archie and kids stuff.
Hardly the new Detective Comics or Batgirl.
neversubmit
2012-01-17 12:20:30 PM
The dudes don't have a bulge so I'm guessing they are worried about lezzies.
Torchsong
2012-01-17 12:21:29 PM
There's not nearly enough pictures of hot women cosplaying in spandex to prove the topic's point in this thread.
/I'll be waiting right over here...
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-17 12:22:02 PM
egomann
:
It looks like this is from Saturday. Did anyone actually see the report?
Doesn't air until Wednesday, IIRC.
Gergesa
2012-01-17 12:30:12 PM
If I had children I would prefer them to read comic books and deal with the sort of moral quandries that are presented therein rather than read the sort of nonsense that people like stephanie meyer put out.
germ78
2012-01-17 12:34:11 PM
Impasse
:
This is just a pointless distraction from the REAL evil: Pinball.
You take that back!
/after all, it's D&D that gets kids into demonology and witchcraft
Brainsick
2012-01-17 12:50:29 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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hbk72777: Comic books are what? $6-7 now, how much allowance do kids get these days? I used to get $10 a week in the late 80s early 90s, and comics were between 75 cents to 1.25, so it was only a small portion of my pay, kid's today would have to make $60 a week for it to be the same ratio.
/stopped collecting when they went to $1.50
3-4 bucks for 20-30 pages of story pages, which is usually only 1/6th of a story.
The full story can be had in a trade paperback, which usually runs 15-25 bucks.
As for allowance rates...depends on your family.
Overheard in the comic book store (recently):
Kid1: Cool! They have a light saber! (prop replica)
Kid2: Nine hundred dollars? That's like, three months of your allowance.
Me: ಠ_ಠ
frepnog
2012-01-17 01:05:14 PM
crossed would give wertham a farking heart attack.
and i tell you this - any comic shop clerk that sold a copy of crossed to a kid needs to be drug out into the street and beaten. that shiat is reprehensible.
/have every issue
//except for part 6 of crossed: family values. need that one.
Braindeath
2012-01-17 01:25:21 PM
douche nozzle
:
Plan 9 Comics and Games, Boone, NC.
I've bought stuff from there. Hi!
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