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Spitting on a cop was prolly not the best idea this guy ever had. From the looks of the mugshot - neither was huffing paint
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donuettes
2012-01-17 09:06:44 AM
10 years?!?!?
nekom
2012-01-17 09:09:30 AM
Prosecutors say Mathis has convictions that date back to 1997 including inhaling hydrocarbons
Well that's a pretty vague thing to be a crime. Aren't we all doing that pretty much nonstop?
Diogenes
2012-01-17 09:51:55 AM
donuettes
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10 years?!?!?
"transferring bodily fluids"
Overly broad charge is overly broad.
Krymson Tyde
2012-01-17 10:06:42 AM
donuettes
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10 years?!?!?
I wonder what Roberto Alomar thinks about this.
TwistedIvory
2012-01-17 10:14:57 AM
10 years in prison for spitting on a cop? I sure as hell hope this is overturned. That's pretty f*cking unreasonable.
Petit_Merdeux
2012-01-17 10:32:58 AM
...and Bobby Mathis as the Beaver.
eas81
2012-01-17 10:46:02 AM
/PPPSSSHHHHTTT Amatuer
BurnShrike
2012-01-17 11:29:09 AM
A Cowpens man has been sentenced to
10 years
in prison after admitting he spit on an officer who was trying to arrest him.
Holy shiat. You can murder people and be out before then. The guy's not even black!
juhis
2012-01-17 11:29:41 AM
prolly what?
Goban
2012-01-17 11:31:06 AM
Gene Masseth
SmellsLikePoo
2012-01-17 11:32:10 AM
PROLLY
SearchN
2012-01-17 11:33:36 AM
BurnShrike
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A Cowpens man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after admitting he spit on an officer who was trying to arrest him.
Holy shiat. You can murder people and be out before then. The guy's not even black!
Yea, but he sounds poor.
Apos
2012-01-17 11:34:04 AM
donuettes
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10 years?!?!?
ohmyvariousgods
2012-01-17 11:34:45 AM
Is "prolly" a common huffer term?
sex0r
2012-01-17 11:35:58 AM
I'm sure his prior criminal record had something to do with the stiff sentence, but carry on with the righteous indignation.
wmoonfox
2012-01-17 11:36:12 AM
Diogenes
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donuettes: 10 years?!?!?
"transferring bodily fluids"
Overly broad charge is overly broad.
Wait until one of them cracks your skull, then charges you for bleeding on them.
BurnShrike
2012-01-17 11:36:54 AM
sex0r
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I'm sure his prior criminal record had something to do with the stiff sentence, but carry on with the righteous indignation.
Why would that matter? He's served his punishment for them.
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-01-17 11:37:01 AM
eas81
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[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]
/PPPSSSHHHHTTT Amatuer
His body even appears to be tilted the same way in the mugshot. Does metallic paint make you lean to the left?
StevieKo
2012-01-17 11:38:21 AM
another bs news article
offmymeds
2012-01-17 11:39:24 AM
How come the paint's only on one side of his face?
Surly U. Jest
2012-01-17 11:39:57 AM
Prolly? Prolly? Prolly?
Methinks subby probably need a dictionary.
gshepnyc
2012-01-17 11:40:02 AM
10 years is obscene. Spitting on a cop ought to be 20 dollar fine, maximum.
BurnShrike
2012-01-17 11:40:46 AM
gshepnyc
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10 years is obscene. Spitting on a cop ought to be 20 dollar fine, maximum.
I'd be willing to pay that.
wmoonfox
2012-01-17 11:41:05 AM
gshepnyc
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10 years is obscene. Spitting on a cop ought to be 20 dollar fine, maximum.
Here's $100... I have some spittin' to do.
trappedspirit
2012-01-17 11:44:18 AM
Sock Ruh Tease
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eas81: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]
/PPPSSSHHHHTTT Amatuer
His body even appears to be tilted the same way in the mugshot. Does metallic paint make you lean to the left?
[www.wtsp.com image 640x360]
Paint huffing isn't popular in the GOP
serillian
2012-01-17 11:45:14 AM
Based up on prior convictions, seems like the guy is kind of scumbag but, 10 years is a little ridiculous. And by little I mean farking insane.
How much is it gonna cost to keep this guy in prison for spitting on someone? Conversely how much of a difference could you make at a local school with that same amount of money.
wmoonfox
2012-01-17 11:54:02 AM
serillian
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How much is it gonna cost to keep this guy in prison for spitting on someone? Conversely how much of a difference could you make at a local school with that same amount of money.
More importantly, at least in my book, what is the penalty for spitting on a random, non-LEO stranger? You might get punched in the face, but my suspicion is that, should you call the cops over the incident, you wouldn't even get them to write up a report.
Fluorescent Testicle
2012-01-17 11:54:07 AM
redbucket
2012-01-17 11:54:32 AM
I'm going to give the legal system the benefit of the doubt and assume he was on probation or parole, which was revoked meaning he has to complete the full term for whatever he's done in the past.
I certainly hope that's the case.
clown_punch
2012-01-17 11:57:01 AM
10 years?
Maybe there's a "3 lugees and you're out" policy?
lakrfool
2012-01-17 11:57:49 AM
Just like grills for your teeth were popular, the new rage is half a chrome goatee.
Trilithon
2012-01-17 11:58:09 AM
Dang, you can wreck a ship, kill 11 and only get 15yrs.
KudaMuda
2012-01-17 11:58:16 AM
10 years is not enough. This guy needs to learn to respect Authority and there's no better place to think about that than behind bars with others of your kind. I think he got off too light. The next incident would have obviously escalated to a much more heinous crime if not for the intervention of our righteous criminal justice system. Throw away the key for this scumbag so good, clean law abiding citizens can live in peace.
kenfury
2012-01-17 12:01:32 PM
Hey
subby
, prolly is not a word! I think you wanted to use probably.
MadMonk
2012-01-17 12:05:29 PM
They prolly come out at night....prolly
dpcotta
2012-01-17 12:10:42 PM
He'll be out in 3-5 years.
Don't worry guys...he'll be alright.
/ffs
Nick Nostril
2012-01-17 12:11:18 PM
Yucky.
OniExpress
2012-01-17 12:14:35 PM
Wow. I guess if it ever comes up, I'll know to just punch the cop in the nose.
atomic-age
2012-01-17 12:14:48 PM
Did anyone else read the city as Cowpenis?
No? Just me? Okay, I'll go sit over there.
Theaetetus
2012-01-17 12:18:26 PM
Mind you, when a cop spits on you, he gets a high-five.
trappedspirit
2012-01-17 12:32:44 PM
serillian
:
How much is it gonna cost to keep this guy in prison for spitting on someone? Conversely how much of a difference could you make at a local school with that same amount of money.
How much MORE does it cost to keep a high security murderer locked up? And how much more of a difference could you make with that amount of money? Free everyone!!
Fade2black
2012-01-17 12:33:11 PM
The only thing more derpy than someone saying or typing "IDK" is the lazy shiatbag who says "prolly".
tarheel07
2012-01-17 12:34:43 PM
/hot
VimFuego
2012-01-17 12:35:21 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.
Do people actually (or is it acully?) think Prolly is a real word?
LGeezer
2012-01-17 12:44:31 PM
VimFuego
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.
Do people actually (or is it acully?) think Prolly is a real word?
Real word here -- used it in my own notes for donkey's, innit.
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-17 12:55:53 PM
Chances are...though he wears a silly grin, chances are awfully good that silver goatee Mathis is wearing was the give away.
skrame
2012-01-17 01:05:50 PM
VimFuego
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.
Do people actually (or is it acully?) think Prolly is a real word?
At least you saved keystrokes by typing "your" instead of "you're".
trappedspirit
2012-01-17 02:03:42 PM
VimFuego
:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly".
It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly =
6
letters
Probably =
8
letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.
Not so good with math. huh?
VimFuego
2012-01-17 02:42:19 PM
skrame
:
VimFuego: I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.
Do people actually (or is it acully?) think Prolly is a real word?
At least you saved keystrokes by typing "your" instead of "you're".
LOL! I never do that. Strange that I did it that particular post...
I should prolly pay more attention to what I am typing.
VimFuego
2012-01-17 02:45:53 PM
trappedspirit
:
VimFuego: I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving
a lot of
keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.
Not so good with math. huh?
OK, ya got me. You're only saving 2 keystrokes.
Better?
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