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(WTSP) Dumbass Spitting on a cop was prolly not the best idea this guy ever had. From the looks of the mugshot - neither was huffing paint   (wtsp.com) divider line 58
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2012-01-17 09:06:44 AM
10 years?!?!?
 
2012-01-17 09:09:30 AM
Prosecutors say Mathis has convictions that date back to 1997 including inhaling hydrocarbons

Well that's a pretty vague thing to be a crime. Aren't we all doing that pretty much nonstop?
 
2012-01-17 09:51:55 AM
donuettes: 10 years?!?!?

"transferring bodily fluids"


Overly broad charge is overly broad.
 
2012-01-17 10:06:42 AM
donuettes: 10 years?!?!?

I wonder what Roberto Alomar thinks about this.
 
2012-01-17 10:14:57 AM
10 years in prison for spitting on a cop? I sure as hell hope this is overturned. That's pretty f*cking unreasonable.
 
2012-01-17 10:32:58 AM
...and Bobby Mathis as the Beaver.
 
2012-01-17 10:46:02 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

/PPPSSSHHHHTTT Amatuer
 
2012-01-17 11:29:09 AM
A Cowpens man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after admitting he spit on an officer who was trying to arrest him.

Holy shiat. You can murder people and be out before then. The guy's not even black!
 
2012-01-17 11:29:41 AM
prolly what?
 
2012-01-17 11:31:06 AM
Gene Masseth
 
2012-01-17 11:32:10 AM
PROLLY
 
2012-01-17 11:33:36 AM
BurnShrike: A Cowpens man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after admitting he spit on an officer who was trying to arrest him.

Holy shiat. You can murder people and be out before then. The guy's not even black!


Yea, but he sounds poor.
 
2012-01-17 11:34:04 AM
donuettes: 10 years?!?!?
 
2012-01-17 11:34:45 AM
Is "prolly" a common huffer term?
 
2012-01-17 11:35:58 AM
I'm sure his prior criminal record had something to do with the stiff sentence, but carry on with the righteous indignation.
 
2012-01-17 11:36:12 AM
Diogenes: donuettes: 10 years?!?!?

"transferring bodily fluids"

Overly broad charge is overly broad.


Wait until one of them cracks your skull, then charges you for bleeding on them.
 
2012-01-17 11:36:54 AM
sex0r: I'm sure his prior criminal record had something to do with the stiff sentence, but carry on with the righteous indignation.

Why would that matter? He's served his punishment for them.
 
2012-01-17 11:37:01 AM
eas81: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

/PPPSSSHHHHTTT Amatuer


His body even appears to be tilted the same way in the mugshot. Does metallic paint make you lean to the left?

www.wtsp.com
 
2012-01-17 11:38:21 AM
another bs news article
 
2012-01-17 11:39:24 AM
How come the paint's only on one side of his face?
 
2012-01-17 11:39:57 AM
Prolly? Prolly? Prolly?

Methinks subby probably need a dictionary.
 
2012-01-17 11:40:02 AM
10 years is obscene. Spitting on a cop ought to be 20 dollar fine, maximum.
 
2012-01-17 11:40:46 AM
gshepnyc: 10 years is obscene. Spitting on a cop ought to be 20 dollar fine, maximum.

I'd be willing to pay that.
 
2012-01-17 11:41:05 AM
gshepnyc: 10 years is obscene. Spitting on a cop ought to be 20 dollar fine, maximum.

Here's $100... I have some spittin' to do.
 
2012-01-17 11:44:18 AM
Sock Ruh Tease: eas81: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

/PPPSSSHHHHTTT Amatuer

His body even appears to be tilted the same way in the mugshot. Does metallic paint make you lean to the left?

[www.wtsp.com image 640x360]


Paint huffing isn't popular in the GOP
 
2012-01-17 11:45:14 AM
Based up on prior convictions, seems like the guy is kind of scumbag but, 10 years is a little ridiculous. And by little I mean farking insane.

How much is it gonna cost to keep this guy in prison for spitting on someone? Conversely how much of a difference could you make at a local school with that same amount of money.
 
2012-01-17 11:54:02 AM
serillian: How much is it gonna cost to keep this guy in prison for spitting on someone? Conversely how much of a difference could you make at a local school with that same amount of money.

More importantly, at least in my book, what is the penalty for spitting on a random, non-LEO stranger? You might get punched in the face, but my suspicion is that, should you call the cops over the incident, you wouldn't even get them to write up a report.
 
2012-01-17 11:54:07 AM
www.wtsp.com

thumbs2.modthesims.info
 
2012-01-17 11:54:32 AM
I'm going to give the legal system the benefit of the doubt and assume he was on probation or parole, which was revoked meaning he has to complete the full term for whatever he's done in the past.

I certainly hope that's the case.
 
2012-01-17 11:57:01 AM
10 years?
Maybe there's a "3 lugees and you're out" policy?
 
2012-01-17 11:57:49 AM
Just like grills for your teeth were popular, the new rage is half a chrome goatee.
 
2012-01-17 11:58:09 AM
Dang, you can wreck a ship, kill 11 and only get 15yrs.
 
2012-01-17 11:58:16 AM
10 years is not enough. This guy needs to learn to respect Authority and there's no better place to think about that than behind bars with others of your kind. I think he got off too light. The next incident would have obviously escalated to a much more heinous crime if not for the intervention of our righteous criminal justice system. Throw away the key for this scumbag so good, clean law abiding citizens can live in peace.
 
2012-01-17 12:01:32 PM
Hey subby, prolly is not a word! I think you wanted to use probably.
 
2012-01-17 12:05:29 PM
They prolly come out at night....prolly
 
2012-01-17 12:10:42 PM
He'll be out in 3-5 years.

Don't worry guys...he'll be alright.

/ffs
 
2012-01-17 12:11:18 PM
Yucky.
 
2012-01-17 12:14:35 PM
Wow. I guess if it ever comes up, I'll know to just punch the cop in the nose.
 
2012-01-17 12:14:48 PM
Did anyone else read the city as Cowpenis?

No? Just me? Okay, I'll go sit over there.
 
2012-01-17 12:18:26 PM
Mind you, when a cop spits on you, he gets a high-five.
 
2012-01-17 12:32:44 PM
serillian: How much is it gonna cost to keep this guy in prison for spitting on someone? Conversely how much of a difference could you make at a local school with that same amount of money.

How much MORE does it cost to keep a high security murderer locked up? And how much more of a difference could you make with that amount of money? Free everyone!!
 
2012-01-17 12:33:11 PM
The only thing more derpy than someone saying or typing "IDK" is the lazy shiatbag who says "prolly".
 
2012-01-17 12:34:43 PM
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/hot
 
2012-01-17 12:35:21 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.

Do people actually (or is it acully?) think Prolly is a real word?
 
2012-01-17 12:44:31 PM
VimFuego: I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.

Do people actually (or is it acully?) think Prolly is a real word?


Real word here -- used it in my own notes for donkey's, innit.
 
2012-01-17 12:55:53 PM
Chances are...though he wears a silly grin, chances are awfully good that silver goatee Mathis is wearing was the give away.
 
2012-01-17 01:05:50 PM
VimFuego: I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.

Do people actually (or is it acully?) think Prolly is a real word?


At least you saved keystrokes by typing "your" instead of "you're".
 
2012-01-17 02:03:42 PM
VimFuego: I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.


Not so good with math. huh?
 
2012-01-17 02:42:19 PM
skrame: VimFuego: I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.

Do people actually (or is it acully?) think Prolly is a real word?

At least you saved keystrokes by typing "your" instead of "you're".


LOL! I never do that. Strange that I did it that particular post...
I should prolly pay more attention to what I am typing.
 
2012-01-17 02:45:53 PM
trappedspirit: VimFuego: I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates "prolly". It's not even like your saving a lot of keystrokes.
Prolly = 6 letters
Probably = 8 letters and you don't sound like a complete jackass.

Not so good with math. huh?


OK, ya got me. You're only saving 2 keystrokes.
Better?
 
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