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So, if I'm reading this correctly -- and I'm pretty sure that I am -- the best way to keep your out-of-pocket girlfriend expenses down is to make sure that there are lots of other girls around, too
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jaylectricity
2012-01-17 10:21:08 AM
Supply and demand applies to whores as well.
oakwolf
2012-01-17 10:30:52 AM
So if I'm reading this right -- and I don't have any idea if I am -- this study concludes that wives don't let their husbands spend money. I. Did. Not. Knowthat.
cgraves67
2012-01-17 10:31:26 AM
Yay, Adam Smith, you pimp.
georgeyporgey
2012-01-17 10:32:30 AM
it's the biatches that will getcha
gweilo8888
2012-01-17 10:33:13 AM
FTFA:
"The study also found real-life evidence of this behavior. In Columbus, Ga., where there are 1.18 single men for every single woman, the average consumer debt was $3,479 higher than it was 100 miles away in Macon, Ga., where there were 0.78 single men for every woman."
brb moving to Macon...
hp6sa
2012-01-17 10:36:20 AM
My school did that study, so kicks I am getting.
Also - is anyone surprised at the results?
cig-mkr
2012-01-17 10:37:47 AM
The only way to get women:
cig-mkr
2012-01-17 10:39:26 AM
How many Farkers can pass up such a deal? Hey, $3400 / hr is cheap!
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-17 10:45:39 AM
No the best way to keep your out of pocket girl friend expenses down is to buy a Real Doll and use her for at least 10 years.
Randomly
2012-01-17 10:47:54 AM
Hmm, maybe the debt in Columbus is based on the huge military base there. Young men with dangerous jobs and constant deployment to war may decide to rack up debt and live for the moment.
Then again, I do travel to Birmingham Alabama every weekend because the women there are beautiful and appreciative. Every weekend, I see dozens of beauties with goobers. Every weekend, I meet women who date men with no jobs, no cars, no goals and no money who cheat on them.
That place is Mecca for Farkers.
groppet
2012-01-17 11:08:41 AM
My roomate acts like she is my GF the way she wants me to spend my money. I told her cough up the rent and we will talk.
Nina Haagen Dazs
2012-01-17 11:14:18 AM
Best In The World
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"Coping with the demands of everyday life would be exceedingly trying if one could arrive at solutions to problems only by actually performing possible options and suffering the consequences." - Albert Bandura
This is a case of causation doesn't mean casualties. When u got a rotation of women u don't need 2 do things that a struggling playa has 2 do 2 keep their 1 girl. Think about it. When u got 1 girl u gots 2 do all sorts of special things & remember events like her birthdays, Christmas, she wants a valentine, she wants to go out on Thursday & Friday and she needs dinner. All that shiat can bankrupt a dude, bro. But if u got multiple girls it don't matter 2 care cuz if u lose 1 cuz than u can just go down tha list & txt the next biatch. Plus to a woman, this makes you seem desired thus making you diserable.
What the fark did you just say? Nevermind. Thanks for the headache. :/
frepnog
2012-01-17 11:14:31 AM
Randomly
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Hmm, maybe the debt in Columbus is based on the huge military base there. Young men with dangerous jobs and constant deployment to war may decide to rack up debt and live for the moment.
Then again, I do travel to Birmingham Alabama every weekend because the women there are beautiful and appreciative. Every weekend, I see dozens of beauties with goobers. Every weekend, I meet women who date men with no jobs, no cars, no goals and no money who cheat on them.
That place is Mecca for Farkers.
as someone that lives and works in Alabama... you are absolutely correct. there seems to be a mindset here among alot of women that men should just sit the fark around and do nothing while they work and support his lazy ass.
and let's not talk about the number of fully able bodied men (often men that do body-building as well) that collect either welfare or ssi and sit around doing nothing.
i won't speak of race.
HawkEyes
2012-01-17 11:23:24 AM
From TFA:
The study's findings suggest that the image of one attractive woman surrounded by men would be more effective,says Vladas Griskevicius, professor of marketing at the Carlson School and lead author of the study. "That's what's likely to get men's testosterone ramped up," he says.
Umm...yes...go on...
frepnog
2012-01-17 11:23:43 AM
Nina Haagen Dazs
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Best In The World: "Coping with the demands of everyday life would be exceedingly trying if one could arrive at solutions to problems only by actually performing possible options and suffering the consequences." - Albert Bandura
This is a case of causation doesn't mean casualties. When u got a rotation of women u don't need 2 do things that a struggling playa has 2 do 2 keep their 1 girl. Think about it. When u got 1 girl u gots 2 do all sorts of special things & remember events like her birthdays, Christmas, she wants a valentine, she wants to go out on Thursday & Friday and she needs dinner. All that shiat can bankrupt a dude, bro. But if u got multiple girls it don't matter 2 care cuz if u lose 1 cuz than u can just go down tha list & txt the next biatch. Plus to a woman, this makes you seem desired thus making you diserable.
What the fark did you just say? Nevermind. Thanks for the headache. :/
the ebonics master is trolling threads in the last few days. best to ignore that rambling nonsense.
to best in the world - seriously, man. cut it out. you aren't a retard.
Odd Bird
2012-01-17 11:25:07 AM
gweilo8888
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FTFA: "The study also found real-life evidence of this behavior. In Columbus, Ga., where there are 1.18 single men for every single woman, the average consumer debt was $3,479 higher than it was 100 miles away in Macon, Ga., where there were 0.78 single men for every woman."
brb moving to Macon...
Careful, parts of that area are dry. And I'm not talking about lack-of-rain.
/y're better off where you are?
JesusJuice
2012-01-17 11:25:36 AM
This is why I will stick with prostitutes; they're honest about being whores.
JackieRabbit
2012-01-17 11:33:24 AM
Hey, what can we say? It's a supply vs demand issue. Poosy is expensive and even more so when the ladies know they have a buyer's market.
Nina Haagen Dazs
2012-01-17 11:33:27 AM
frepnog
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Nina Haagen Dazs: Best In The World: "Coping with the demands of everyday life would be exceedingly trying if one could arrive at solutions to problems only by actually performing possible options and suffering the consequences." - Albert Bandura
This is a case of causation doesn't mean casualties. When u got a rotation of women u don't need 2 do things that a struggling playa has 2 do 2 keep their 1 girl. Think about it. When u got 1 girl u gots 2 do all sorts of special things & remember events like her birthdays, Christmas, she wants a valentine, she wants to go out on Thursday & Friday and she needs dinner. All that shiat can bankrupt a dude, bro. But if u got multiple girls it don't matter 2 care cuz if u lose 1 cuz than u can just go down tha list & txt the next biatch. Plus to a woman, this makes you seem desired thus making you diserable.
What the fark did you just say? Nevermind. Thanks for the headache. :/
the ebonics master is trolling threads in the last few days. best to ignore that rambling nonsense.
to best in the world - seriously, man. cut it out. you aren't a retard.
Good grief, I thought I was on Craigslists Rants & raves. Jeezus.
patrick767
2012-01-17 11:55:34 AM
Randomly
Then again, I do travel to Birmingham Alabama every weekend because the women there are beautiful and appreciative. Every weekend, I see dozens of beauties with goobers. Every weekend, I meet women who date men with no jobs, no cars, no goals and no money who cheat on them.
That place is Mecca for Farkers.
Huge down side: You'd have to live in Alabama.
dunklemeister
2012-01-17 12:10:40 PM
A better way to save is to just leave your girlfriend in your pocket. Out-of-pocket girlfriends are getting to be too expensive to be worth it.
Fark_Guy_Rob
2012-01-17 12:23:46 PM
If you really want to save money; get a hooker....
in the long run, it will be the best financial decision of your life.
mojodragon
2012-01-17 12:48:38 PM
Nina Haagen Dazs
:
frepnog: Nina Haagen Dazs: Best In The World: "Coping with the demands of everyday life would be exceedingly trying if one could arrive at solutions to problems only by actually performing possible options and suffering the consequences." - Albert Bandura
This is a case of causation doesn't mean casualties. When u got a rotation of women u don't need 2 do things that a struggling playa has 2 do 2 keep their 1 girl. Think about it. When u got 1 girl u gots 2 do all sorts of special things & remember events like her birthdays, Christmas, she wants a valentine, she wants to go out on Thursday & Friday and she needs dinner. All that shiat can bankrupt a dude, bro. But if u got multiple girls it don't matter 2 care cuz if u lose 1 cuz than u can just go down tha list & txt the next biatch. Plus to a woman, this makes you seem desired thus making you diserable.
What the fark did you just say? Nevermind. Thanks for the headache. :/
the ebonics master is trolling threads in the last few days. best to ignore that rambling nonsense.
to best in the world - seriously, man. cut it out. you aren't a retard.
Good grief, I thought I was on Craigslists Rants & raves. Jeezus.
Maybe this can be a new meme! You know, something smart followed by something pants-on-the-head retarded. Let me see if I can do it too:
"Really, if the lower orders don't set us a good example, what on earth is the use of them?"
- Oscar Wilde
"i went poopy"
-Best In The World
mouser_inc
2012-01-17 02:52:13 PM
gweilo8888
:
FTFA: "The study also found real-life evidence of this behavior. In Columbus, Ga., where there are 1.18 single men for every single woman, the average consumer debt was $3,479 higher than it was 100 miles away in Macon, Ga., where there were 0.78 single men for every woman."
brb moving to Macon...
I live in columbus and trust me you don't want to move to macon....
John Hopoate
2012-01-17 05:26:56 PM
Slaves2Darkness
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No the best way to keep your out of pocket girl friend expenses down is to buy a Real Doll and use her for at least 10 years.
And we now know
Kwames'
Alt....
watson.t.hamster
2012-01-18 12:25:32 AM
I'm curious what effect this will have on the Chinese.
Historically they have a high savings rate (at least for the past 50 years or so).
Growing wealth + tremendous scarcity of women = invest early in chocolate, shiny things, and flower companies.
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