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2012-01-17 09:17:10 AM  
Something something religion something something Tebow sucks something something predetermined thugball.

There, I saved you all the trouble of participating in yet another of an endless series of Tebow threads that the modmins are trolling us with, all of which end up the same way no matter what twist you put on it.
 
2012-01-17 09:57:12 AM  
Nearly 45 per cent of Americans believed God was actively helping Tebow on the football field, according to a CBS poll released last week.

:\
 
2012-01-17 10:59:28 AM  
Over Christmas, a friend and I were reminiscing at the bar about how in 8th grade we were attacked by parents of a rival middle school team following our win. They freaking chased us out of the locker room. I remember some 40ish year old man beating on the bus with an axe handle.

People get way too silly about school sports, or maybe it's just people in rural Indiana get way too silly about basketball.
 
2012-01-17 11:01:46 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Over Christmas, a friend and I were reminiscing at the bar about how in 8th grade we were attacked by parents of a rival middle school team following our win. They freaking chased us out of the locker room. I remember some 40ish year old man beating on the bus with an axe handle.

People get way too silly about school sports, or maybe it's just people in rural Indiana get way too silly about basketball.


No, people get way too worked up over sports

rioting over pro sports, parents freaking out at little league games, people act like the world revolves around someone being able to chunk an object at some sort of target
 
2012-01-17 11:03:05 AM  
But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)
 
2012-01-17 11:03:23 AM  
One of favorite things about the Pats utterly crushing the Broncos was it kicked Tebow out of the daily news cycle.
 
2012-01-17 11:04:05 AM  

loonatic112358: Rapmaster2000: Over Christmas, a friend and I were reminiscing at the bar about how in 8th grade we were attacked by parents of a rival middle school team following our win. They freaking chased us out of the locker room. I remember some 40ish year old man beating on the bus with an axe handle.

People get way too silly about school sports, or maybe it's just people in rural Indiana get way too silly about basketball.

No, people get way too worked up over sports

rioting over pro sports, parents freaking out at little league games, people act like the world revolves around someone being able to chunk an object at some sort of target


This. Oh my god, someone threw a ball better than someone else? KILL HIM!
 
2012-01-17 11:04:44 AM  

CapnBlues: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)


Yeah, that.

/God says STFU and GBTW
 
2012-01-17 11:06:35 AM  

DaddyRat: CapnBlues: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)

Yeah, that.

/God says STFU and GBTW


the jesus freaks really hate it when you quote their own dude at them.
 
2012-01-17 11:06:42 AM  
Animals will be animals.
 
2012-01-17 11:06:59 AM  

Jake Havechek: One of favorite things about the Pats utterly crushing the Broncos was it kicked Tebow out of the daily news cycle.


Have you watched ESPN the last couple of days? On Sunday they did a Tebow essay and yesterday they talked about him more than they did about the championship games. And now CBS wants him in their pregame show.
 
2012-01-17 11:07:07 AM  
How do the people who believe that god was helping Tebow come to terms with the fact that he got his ass kicked in his last game.

Did god lose? Did god abandon Tebow? Did Tebow's opponents pray harder or more effectively??

/I think it is the typical "Was it good? Then it was god! Was it bad? Then god had nothing to do with it ... maybe it was the devil."
 
2012-01-17 11:07:19 AM  
Is it wrong to believe this to be good news?
 
2012-01-17 11:07:51 AM  
Can we please let the Tebow bullshiat die now? He isn't all that great, and would make a better back than QB. He is the most overrated QB in recent times, and should not be deserving of this much attention from the media and us at this time.
 
2012-01-17 11:08:18 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Nearly 45 per cent of Americans believed God was actively helping Tebow on the football field, according to a CBS poll released last week.

:\


I see dumb people.

In your dreams? While you're awake? Dumb people, like mentally handicapped people in special education classrooms, or psych wards?

Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dumb.

How often do you see them?

All the time. They're everywhere.
 
2012-01-17 11:08:48 AM  
Parents who complain about competitiveness in youth sports are typically the ones whose kids sit on the bench. I have no qualms about getting in an umpire/referees face if he makes a stupid call against my kid. Last year, during the State Championship for baseball (a huge game), the home plate umpire called a ridiculous third strike on my boy Tommy. It was so far outside that the catcher had to lunge for it. I went down there and got in the umps face about it. And then he shoved me, so I laid him out. I told everyone that the last pitch didn't count and they had to do it over. No one wanted any more trouble, so they went along. Tommy hit a triple for 2 RBIs. That was enough to win the game. If I hadn't gotten involved, then the corrupt ump would have stolen that victory from us.
 
2012-01-17 11:09:02 AM  

Farking Canuck: How do the people who believe that god was helping Tebow come to terms with the fact that he got his ass kicked in his last game.

Did god lose? Did god abandon Tebow? Did Tebow's opponents pray harder or more effectively??

/I think it is the typical "Was it good? Then it was god! Was it bad? Then god had nothing to do with it ... maybe it was the devil."


Like the sky fairy worshipers say "god works in mysterious ways".
 
2012-01-17 11:09:11 AM  
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//Go Flames go!
///Please?
 
2012-01-17 11:09:43 AM  

CapnBlues: DaddyRat: CapnBlues: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)

Yeah, that.

/God says STFU and GBTW

the jesus freaks really hate it when you quote their own dude at them.


Not really, but it amusing to see atheists take Bible verses out of context.
 
2012-01-17 11:10:16 AM  
Tebowned?
 
2012-01-17 11:10:20 AM  
"Tebow"-ing, that's like "Tea-bagging", right?
 
2012-01-17 11:10:23 AM  

spentmiles: Parents who complain about competitiveness in youth sports are typically the ones whose kids sit on the bench. I have no qualms about getting in an umpire/referees face if he makes a stupid call against my kid. Last year, during the State Championship for baseball (a huge game), the home plate umpire called a ridiculous third strike on my boy Tommy. It was so far outside that the catcher had to lunge for it. I went down there and got in the umps face about it. And then he shoved me, so I laid him out. I told everyone that the last pitch didn't count and they had to do it over. No one wanted any more trouble, so they went along. Tommy hit a triple for 2 RBIs. That was enough to win the game. If I hadn't gotten involved, then the corrupt ump would have stolen that victory from us.


CSB
 
2012-01-17 11:10:58 AM  

66dude: Can we please let the Tebow bullshiat die now? He isn't all that great, and would make a better back than QB. He is the most overrated QB in recent times, and should not be deserving of this much attention from the media and us at this time.


I am sick and tired of the HATERS who just want to BASH Tim for his Faith! He works so much harder than everyone else in the league and he doesn't listen to rap music with the boogie woogie and the singing "grab jab babby momma, wanna stick it in ya" like all the other THUGS in the league!
 
2012-01-17 11:11:07 AM  
I played an MW3 match in which an opponent's callsign was [TBOW]. Everybody ganged up on the guy and he went 0-12. It was awesome to behold.
 
2012-01-17 11:11:10 AM  

Farking Canuck: How do the people who believe that god was helping Tebow come to terms with the fact that he got his ass kicked in his last game.

Did god lose? Did god abandon Tebow? Did Tebow's opponents pray harder or more effectively??

/I think it is the typical "Was it good? Then it was god! Was it bad? Then god had nothing to do with it ... maybe it was the devil."


I was watching the saturday game at a bar in beantown, and i heard a lot of people saying things like, "i guess jesus sat this one out, huh?" and "it turns out that knowing the playbook is even more valuable than knowing jesus" and my favorite "hey jesus, where were you on that one, dipshiat?" (paraphrasing that scene in happy gilmore)
 
2012-01-17 11:11:18 AM  

spentmiles



Parents who complain about competitiveness in youth sports are typically the ones whose kids sit on the bench. I have no qualms about getting in an umpire/referees face if he makes a stupid call against my kid. Last year, during the State Championship for baseball (a huge game), the home plate umpire called a ridiculous third strike on my boy Tommy. It was so far outside that the catcher had to lunge for it. I went down there and got in the umps face about it. And then he shoved me, so I laid him out. I told everyone that the last pitch didn't count and they had to do it over. No one wanted any more trouble, so they went along. Tommy hit a triple for 2 RBIs. That was enough to win the game. If I hadn't gotten involved, then the corrupt ump would have stolen that victory from us.


you're part of the problem. you are everything that is wrong with the world. getting in a fight over a bad call at a kids game...ahahahaha just kidding. just wanted to fee the troll.
 
2012-01-17 11:12:03 AM  

chewielouie: CapnBlues: DaddyRat: CapnBlues: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)

Yeah, that.

/God says STFU and GBTW

the jesus freaks really hate it when you quote their own dude at them.

Not really, but it amusing to see atheists take Bible verses out of context.


u mad? explain the context so i can learn.
 
2012-01-17 11:12:17 AM  

CapnBlues: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)


So what I take away from that is, go to your room and shut the door and your father will come and give you a "reward" in secret? Is this from the little known Book of Pedobear?
 
2012-01-17 11:12:19 AM  

Jack Black 62: Animals will be animals.


Christians?
 
2012-01-17 11:12:52 AM  

spentmiles: Parents who complain about competitiveness in youth sports are typically the ones whose kids sit on the bench. I have no qualms about getting in an umpire/referees face if he makes a stupid call against my kid. Last year, during the State Championship for baseball (a huge game), the home plate umpire called a ridiculous third strike on my boy Tommy. It was so far outside that the catcher had to lunge for it. I went down there and got in the umps face about it. And then he shoved me, so I laid him out. I told everyone that the last pitch didn't count and they had to do it over. No one wanted any more trouble, so they went along. Tommy hit a triple for 2 RBIs. That was enough to win the game. If I hadn't gotten involved, then the corrupt ump would have stolen that victory from us.


I'll give that one a 10/10. Well done.
 
2012-01-17 11:13:29 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: CapnBlues: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)

So what I take away from that is, go to your room and shut the door and your father will come and give you a "reward" in secret? Is this from the little known Book of Pedobear?


I think it may have actually been a letter from Paul to the Pedophilistines
 
2012-01-17 11:13:43 AM  

spentmiles: Parents who complain about competitiveness in youth sports are typically the ones whose kids sit on the bench. I have no qualms about getting in an umpire/referees face if he makes a stupid call against my kid. Last year, during the State Championship for baseball (a huge game), the home plate umpire called a ridiculous third strike on my boy Tommy. It was so far outside that the catcher had to lunge for it. I went down there and got in the umps face about it. And then he shoved me, so I laid him out. I told everyone that the last pitch didn't count and they had to do it over. No one wanted any more trouble, so they went along. Tommy hit a triple for 2 RBIs. That was enough to win the game. If I hadn't gotten involved, then the corrupt ump would have stolen that victory from us.


[oh you!].jpg
 
2012-01-17 11:14:11 AM  

CapnBlues: Paul to the Pedophilistines


Win.
 
2012-01-17 11:14:26 AM  
I love how the article stops reporting the actual incident and just goes on and on about Tebow praying.
 
2012-01-17 11:15:01 AM  
Yeah kids getting attacked is amusing.

Dumbass tag should be for the attackers and subby
 
2012-01-17 11:15:22 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: CapnBlues: Paul to the Pedophilistines

Win.


you're too kind. :)
 
2012-01-17 11:16:25 AM  
FTFA High school basketball fans beaten up by rivals in parking lot for 'Tebowing' after their team won

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2012-01-17 11:17:01 AM  

Hector Remarkable: "Tebow"-ing, that's like "Tea-bagging", right?


Yup, it's another gay sex thing. Tim Tebow's all about the gay sex.
 
2012-01-17 11:19:12 AM  

bravian: FTFA High school basketball fans beaten up by rivals in parking lot for 'Tebowing' after their team won

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Would you be okay with the students pulling out a weapon and killing the attackers in self defense?
 
2012-01-17 11:20:14 AM  

chewielouie: Not really, but it amusing to see atheists take Bible verses out of context.


Oh, of course. When jesus freaks justify their worst behavior (racism, misogyny, violence, ...) using the Bible, that's "moral justification". You ask a so-called "christian" why they must mistreat gays, and they'll throw Leviticus at you. Of course, no mention of demanding bans on shellfish or "miscegenation", which are also forbidden in the same breath.

But God forbid that someone quote the Bible back at them - oh, whoa, that's "out of context"!
 
2012-01-17 11:21:34 AM  
You could say they committed a Te-boner.
hilobrow.com
 
2012-01-17 11:21:47 AM  

CapnBlues: chewielouie: CapnBlues: DaddyRat: CapnBlues: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)

Yeah, that.

/God says STFU and GBTW

the jesus freaks really hate it when you quote their own dude at them.

Not really, but it amusing to see atheists take Bible verses out of context.

u mad? explain the context so i can learn.


Mad? No. Amused? Yes.

Jesus was addressing the hypocrites who ONLY prayed in public so that others could see them in public, but in private it was back to business as usual. Unless you have some inside information that Tebow does not also pray in private, then your use of Matthew is misplaced.

"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." Matthew 5:16
 
2012-01-17 11:23:55 AM  

bravian: FTFA High school basketball fans beaten up by rivals in parking lot for 'Tebowing' after their team won

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I'm sure you'd have no problem then if they beat up muslim students praying to Mecca.

/religious discrimination laws don't count if you're Protestant
 
2012-01-17 11:24:59 AM  

bravian: FTFA High school basketball fans beaten up by rivals in parking lot for 'Tebowing' after their team won

[img689.imageshack.us image 379x214]


Agreed. This "Tebowing" thing has to stop. It was funny....the first time. Stop acting like Dane Cook. Make up your own farking jokes.
 
2012-01-17 11:25:22 AM  

chewielouie: CapnBlues: chewielouie: CapnBlues: DaddyRat: CapnBlues: But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
-Matthew, 6:6 (NIV)

Yeah, that.

/God says STFU and GBTW

the jesus freaks really hate it when you quote their own dude at them.

Not really, but it amusing to see atheists take Bible verses out of context.

u mad? explain the context so i can learn.

Mad? No. Amused? Yes.

Jesus was addressing the hypocrites who ONLY prayed in public so that others could see them in public, but in private it was back to business as usual. Unless you have some inside information that Tebow does not also pray in private, then your use of Matthew is misplaced.

"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." Matthew 5:16


Yeah well Jesus also advised to love your enemy and to give everything you own away, and we see how well modern Christians obey those rules.
 
2012-01-17 11:26:33 AM  

Jack Black 62: Would you be okay with the students pulling out a weapon and killing the attackers in self defense?


My post was firmly tongue in cheek. But the whole act of 'tebowing' is so completely idiotic and overblown that it was only a matter of time before someone would completely blow up over it. And look - it did. Shock!

/to answer your question I have no problem with people protecting themselves when attacked
 
2012-01-17 11:26:43 AM  
Jake Havechek


One of favorite things about the Pats utterly crushing the Broncos was it kicked Tebow out of the daily news cycle.

Thank you, Jesus!
 
2012-01-17 11:27:46 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Nearly 45 per cent of Americans believed God was actively helping Tebow on the football field, according to a CBS poll released last week.

:\


Well 50% of people are of below average intelligence. I suspect there is a phenomenally strong correlation between these two groups.
 
2012-01-17 11:29:36 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Over Christmas, a friend and I were reminiscing at the bar about how in 8th grade we were attacked by parents of a rival middle school team following our win. They freaking chased us out of the locker room. I remember some 40ish year old man beating on the bus with an axe handle.

People get way too silly about school sports, or maybe it's just people in rural Indiana get way too silly about basketball.


Inquiring minds (i.e. another Hoosier) want to know where this took place...
 
2012-01-17 11:31:14 AM  

brandied: Jake Havechek


One of favorite things about the Pats utterly crushing the Broncos was it kicked Tebow out of the daily news cycle.

Thank you, Jesus!


And the Pats have yet to beat a winning team from the regular season.
 
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