I've never even held a gun before and hopefully that will remain true for as long as I live. Thankfully I live in a safe neighbourhood, so I've never felt the need for one. I think people should have every right to own one and defend themselves or their loved ones, they just aren't for me.

For now my vacuum cleaner bar will have to do the job.

The_Sponge: miss diminutive: I've never even held a gun before and hopefully that will remain true for as long as I live. Thankfully I live in a safe neighbourhood, so I've never felt the need for one. I think people should have every right to own one and defend themselves or their loved ones, they just aren't for me.

For now my vacuum cleaner bar will have to do the job.

What about a baseball bat?

I used to have a baseball bat for that purpose but it was A) Too heavy (I don't exactly have a lot of upper body strength) and B) Too long. There are quite a few places in my house where swinging a bat would strike either a wall or a doorframe or some other obstruction.

The metal pipe from my vacuum is ideal: it's hollow, so it's light. It's shorter than a bat and it's still hard enough to cause some damage.

You have to have some protection when the pig cops bust down your door in no-knock raid.

RexTalionis: Why get guns for protection? Wouldn't it be better to get body armor?

Nah, the best defense is a good offense.

Some people need killin, yup
theys got no more sense then a rock in the desert
/startin off with the politics tab

RexTalionis: Why get guns for protection? Wouldn't it be better to get body armor?

Meh, you have to try to be at least mildly logical or I doubt you'll catch anyone. Like, there has to be underlying logic of some kind for people to want to point out the flaws in it.

0/10 and may god have mercy on your soul.

miss diminutive: The_Sponge: miss diminutive: I've never even held a gun before and hopefully that will remain true for as long as I live. Thankfully I live in a safe neighbourhood, so I've never felt the need for one. I think people should have every right to own one and defend themselves or their loved ones, they just aren't for me.

For now my vacuum cleaner bar will have to do the job.

What about a baseball bat?

I used to have a baseball bat for that purpose but it was A) Too heavy (I don't exactly have a lot of upper body strength) and B) Too long. There are quite a few places in my house where swinging a bat would strike either a wall or a doorframe or some other obstruction.

The metal pipe from my vacuum is ideal: it's hollow, so it's light. It's shorter than a bat and it's still hard enough to cause some damage.

Never bring a vacuum cleaner pipe to a gun fight.

miss diminutive: The_Sponge: miss diminutive: I've never even held a gun before and hopefully that will remain true for as long as I live. Thankfully I live in a safe neighbourhood, so I've never felt the need for one. I think people should have every right to own one and defend themselves or their loved ones, they just aren't for me.

For now my vacuum cleaner bar will have to do the job.

What about a baseball bat?

I used to have a baseball bat for that purpose but it was A) Too heavy (I don't exactly have a lot of upper body strength) and B) Too long. There are quite a few places in my house where swinging a bat would strike either a wall or a doorframe or some other obstruction.

The metal pipe from my vacuum is ideal: it's hollow, so it's light. It's shorter than a bat and it's still hard enough to cause some damage.

I need another safe for my guns... That being said, my wife has begrudgingly learned how to safely handle them. So she keeps an aluminum tee-ball bat next to the bed and a 12oz ball peen hammer in her nightstand. I think the hammer would be more effective than the bat in most parts of our house but she went with the little bat so she'd be able to swing it better.

Jake Havechek: You have to have some protection when the pig cops bust down your door in no-knock raid.

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Back on tonight - booyah!

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Hope that's not a hair trigger or it's taco salad time.

miss diminutive: The_Sponge: miss diminutive: I've never even held a gun before and hopefully that will remain true for as long as I live. Thankfully I live in a safe neighbourhood, so I've never felt the need for one. I think people should have every right to own one and defend themselves or their loved ones, they just aren't for me.

For now my vacuum cleaner bar will have to do the job.

What about a baseball bat?

I used to have a baseball bat for that purpose but it was A) Too heavy (I don't exactly have a lot of upper body strength) and B) Too long. There are quite a few places in my house where swinging a bat would strike either a wall or a doorframe or some other obstruction.

The metal pipe from my vacuum is ideal: it's hollow, so it's light. It's shorter than a bat and it's still hard enough to cause some damage.

Check out the aluminum tball bats :-) or go get a nice 9mm and make sure the job gets done

spunkymunky: she keeps an aluminum tee-ball bat next to the bed and a 12oz ball peen hammer in her nightstand

No, you have a headache.

Two of my favorite things...

I just applied for my concealed carry license here in WI now that we have a good Governor.

/Don't Fark with me

spunkymunky: miss diminutive: The_Sponge: miss diminutive: I've never even held a gun before and hopefully that will remain true for as long as I live. Thankfully I live in a safe neighbourhood, so I've never felt the need for one. I think people should have every right to own one and defend themselves or their loved ones, they just aren't for me.

For now my vacuum cleaner bar will have to do the job.

What about a baseball bat?

I used to have a baseball bat for that purpose but it was A) Too heavy (I don't exactly have a lot of upper body strength) and B) Too long. There are quite a few places in my house where swinging a bat would strike either a wall or a doorframe or some other obstruction.

The metal pipe from my vacuum is ideal: it's hollow, so it's light. It's shorter than a bat and it's still hard enough to cause some damage.

I need another safe for my guns... That being said, my wife has begrudgingly learned how to safely handle them. So she keeps an aluminum tee-ball bat next to the bed and a 12oz ball peen hammer in her nightstand. I think the hammer would be more effective than the bat in most parts of our house but she went with the little bat so she'd be able to swing it better.

It would be a bummer to live in an area where you feel the need to stash weapons around the house for the times your home is invaded.

Mildot: Two of my favorite things...

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Meh. No trigger control on the first 4. The one with the desert eagle looks as if she's about to shoot her head off.

RexTalionis: In a shootout, I'd rather have good body armor rather than a gun.

The great part about unarmed opponents in body armor, you can take your time aiming at their head.

discgolfguru: I am pretty liberal, and I have a lot of liberal friends, but I don't think any of us are for banning guns. While I know there are folks out there who would like a general gun ban, I think the idea that "liberals want to take away your guns" isn't so much a truth as a great sales tactic.

/ no fully auto assault rifle or RPGs, though
// not until deer start shooting back, anyway

So what you're saying is that you're fine with our current laws, then?

Need a Dispenser Here: Never bring a vacuum cleaner pipe to a gun fight.

My favorite is when, every so often, someone denounces guns as barbaric but describes how stately and civilized swords are. Because Obi-Wan told them or something. Guns should be banned, this wise purveyor of romanticized anime proclaims, while swords should be handed to every citizen (presumably bestowed upon by the lady of the lake).

I have a hard time believing that these people who espouse the noble cause of the sword would be able to turn their power up over 9000 to effectively use the device. Instead, these out of shape internet ninjas would leave themselves open to being carved up like a pig. Ironically, a gun would be infinitely useful for them in a self defense situation.

RexTalionis: Jim_Callahan: RexTalionis: Why get guns for protection? Wouldn't it be better to get body armor?

Meh, you have to try to be at least mildly logical or I doubt you'll catch anyone. Like, there has to be underlying logic of some kind for people to want to point out the flaws in it.

0/10 and may god have mercy on your soul.

It's not a troll. In a shootout, I'd rather have good body armor rather than a gun.

You do realize that the vests mostly stop small hangun rounds close up and do a whopping nothing against rifles or magnum pistols right? Also the rounds do go in a little they just dont puncture organs or the flesh most times.

Frank N Stein: Need a Dispenser Here: Never bring a vacuum cleaner pipe to a gun fight.

My favorite is when, every so often, someone denounces guns as barbaric but describes how stately and civilized swords are. Because Obi-Wan told them or something. Guns should be banned, this wise purveyor of romanticized anime proclaims, while swords should be handed to every citizen (presumably bestowed upon by the lady of the lake).

I have a hard time believing that these people who espouse the noble cause of the sword would be able to turn their power up over 9000 to effectively use the device. Instead, these out of shape internet ninjas would leave themselves open to being carved up like a pig. Ironically, a gun would be infinitely useful for them in a self defense situation.

don't ruin their ren fair fantasies

Petit_Merdeux: Pants_Optional:
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I always see that and think "Is that supposed to mean (this is the) FRONT (and you should point it) TOWARD (s the) ENEMY"?

Or are you supposed to look at it and think, "No, no, not this side! Put the FRONT TOWARDs the ENEMY!"

Wait! What if I'm the enemy and I should (gets taken out by sniper)...

Close your eyes and place the convex bumpy side toward enemy.

miss diminutive: The_Sponge: miss diminutive: I've never even held a gun before and hopefully that will remain true for as long as I live. Thankfully I live in a safe neighbourhood, so I've never felt the need for one. I think people should have every right to own one and defend themselves or their loved ones, they just aren't for me.

For now my vacuum cleaner bar will have to do the job.

What about a baseball bat?

I used to have a baseball bat for that purpose but it was A) Too heavy (I don't exactly have a lot of upper body strength) and B) Too long. There are quite a few places in my house where swinging a bat would strike either a wall or a doorframe or some other obstruction.

The metal pipe from my vacuum is ideal: it's hollow, so it's light. It's shorter than a bat and it's still hard enough to cause some damage.

Maybe one of these?


I'm sure you can get an aluminum model...light enough so you don't need much upper body strength, but scary enough to make a bad guy fill his pants.

On second thought....maybe a one handed model would be better:

Petit_Merdeux: Mildot: Two of my favorite things...


I dunno. I think girls with my dick inside them is better than girls with guns.

Especially since at some point after I've placed my dick in her, I'm going to piss her off.

/Wait.....

It was Gregg Easterbrook who pointed out that an unloaded shotgun is more effective a home defense tool than a loaded pistol.

/load the shotgun, double-plus good.