42, living at home.

This is the new America.

nopokerface: 42, living at home.

This is the new America.

Maybe that's why he was mad. Or maybe it was just the lack of Cheetos in his house. Now, we'll never know.

belt stick or wrench

wrench

because fark him

The correct response to "Make me" is still "I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!"

nopokerface: 42, living at home.

This is the new America.

Or the usual Northwest Florida.

Brennan Huff: Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Nancy Huff: Oh, stop it! Stop it right...
Brennan Huff: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass...
Nancy Huff: Brennan!
Brennan Huff: ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shiat!

Yes, but after all is said and done and time is served, I bet the step-dad will think twice about staring.

42, at home, and still upset with stepdad.

I'm thinking never had a girl and really loves mommy.

Meanwhile, I beg my mom to go meet someone so she'll stop calling for no reason but to grief me. I'd love a stepfather.

drb9: Yes, but after all is said and done and time is served, I bet the step-dad will think twice about staring.

Read article, post again...comment fail.

If you tell your stepson to stop staring at you and he answers "make me"; the wrong response is to stand up and get punched.

If this had happened at my house it would have ended with my ten-year-old stepson being held upside-down by his ankles, laughing uncontrollably while he begged me to put him down. If he's still living in my house at 42 I think things will play out differently.

Maybe 42 living at home, or maybe step-dad lives in Punchy's house.

"Make me," the suspect replied, according to his Crestview Police Department arrest report

nopokerface: 42, living at home.

This is the new America.

Wow sad.

highbrow45: If this had happened at my house it would have ended with my ten-year-old stepson being held upside-down by his ankles, laughing uncontrollably while he begged me to put him down. If he's still living in my house at 42 I think things will play out differently.

He'll be holding up your ankles?

That'd be the highlight of my day just to see that got his doted well it got him out of the house for awhile next he needs to try stop touching me

WAIT 42 WTF

Ill bet he was an ows"er

So now he has all the time he wants to sit and stare. But step-dad has him out of the house. It's a win-win.

Given what's been reported, won't doubt it gets plead down, dismissed, or he's found not-guilty.

Someone standing up directly after telling them "make me" could very easily be seen as a threat, entitling the loser to respond with violence. That's unless the utterance of "make me" is judged "fightin' words", in which case loser still at fault.

/notalawyer

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: highbrow45: If this had happened at my house it would have ended with my ten-year-old stepson being held upside-down by his ankles, laughing uncontrollably while he begged me to put him down. If he's still living in my house at 42 I think things will play out differently.

He'll be holding up your ankles?

What?

barefoot in the head: Maybe 42 living at home, or maybe step-dad lives in Punchy's house.

Good thing he doesn't live in stabby's house.

At least he didn't get a mascara wand in the eye.

nopokerface: 42, living at home.

This is the new America.

this person was likely born in 1969, i'd guess most of the men born between 1969 and 1993 don't live at home with mom. Might be slightly skewed here on fark.

Stepfather fails.

You don't let belligerent people keep the initiative, you have to take it from them. The only correct answer to someone saying "make me" is to immediately oblige the request.