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Man steals a Karaoke microphone, maybe. Bar owner has a plan to stop him, maybe. Then it gets stupid, no maybe about it
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olddeegee
2012-01-17 12:23:01 AM
Hell of a name he's got there.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-17 11:06:43 AM
Gereltsaikhan Bumdorj? That makes Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop seem like a good name.
vice_magnet
2012-01-17 11:10:32 AM
The lost member of the GBs, the famous music group.
Apos
2012-01-17 11:17:12 AM
That Thai is farking high.
Hawnkee
2012-01-17 11:25:24 AM
He can only be redeemed (at least temporarily) if he sings "Don't Stop Belivin'"
olddeegee
2012-01-17 11:36:06 AM
I like a guy that knows how to throw money at a problem.
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2012-01-17 11:38:03 AM
"Cops: Man hits bar owner with BMW, then tosses $150 cash at him"
Cuz cash makes everything better....and bacon. Cash and bacon make everything better....well, maybe not the cash part, but definately the bacon.
EngineerBob
2012-01-17 11:51:37 AM
The suspect later told Police "I did it MYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYY"
mama2tnt
2012-01-17 04:46:11 PM
Hawnkee
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He can only be redeemed (at least temporarily) if he sings "Don't Stop Belivin'"
Fark you and your ear worm!
olddeegee
2012-01-17 05:13:58 PM
Hawnkee
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He can only be redeemed (at least temporarily) if he sings "Don't Stop Belivin'"
♫"Don't stop bereevin"♫
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