FARK.com: (6882188) You know how sometimes you're out tending the pasture in your garter belt and tutu and white gloves and then the lead singer for Heart ties you to a bale of hay and starts driving you around on a tractor? I HATE it when that happens

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(Some Guy)		You know how sometimes you're out tending the pasture in your garter belt and tutu and white gloves and then the lead singer for Heart ties you to a bale of hay and starts driving you around on a tractor? I HATE it when that happens (fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net)		66
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I_Am_Weasel

2012-01-17 09:15:19 AM

Meh, you get used to it.

Sybarite

2012-01-17 09:55:31 AM

Diogenes

2012-01-17 10:02:02 AM

Photoshopping this would only make it less weird.

jaylectricity

2012-01-17 10:19:41 AM

It looks like you can see her beaver.

Diogenes

2012-01-17 10:27:12 AM

jaylectricity: It looks like you can see her beaver.

Black panties. How gauche.

Real ladies tied to bales of hay with ballgags in their mouths know you wear beige/natural under white.

mr_fulano

2012-01-17 10:27:38 AM

Many a wank session from goodness like this.

rubi_con_man

2012-01-17 10:28:40 AM

yeah, um this is surely NSFW

ironrat

2012-01-17 10:28:52 AM

Those are good tires on that tractor. Cost a bunch I betcha.

oakwolf

2012-01-17 10:28:59 AM

I see farm girls are still the same as when I was a boy.

spunkymunky

2012-01-17 10:29:11 AM

I am thoroughly confused and turned on right now.

loonatic112358

2012-01-17 10:29:32 AM

There's got to be a story behind this submitter, where the hell is it

rebelyell2006

2012-01-17 10:30:30 AM

Rhypskallion

2012-01-17 10:30:37 AM

I don't think that's Ann Wilson. Looks more like a want to be Elvira.

rooftop235

2012-01-17 10:31:04 AM

rubi_con_man: yeah, um this is surely NSFW

Agreed.

danno_to_infinity

2012-01-17 10:31:19 AM

what in the screaming blue heyzus was subby looking for when they staggered across this gem?

/on second thought, don't bother
//huddled in shower

rebelyell2006

2012-01-17 10:32:18 AM

danno_to_infinity: what in the screaming blue heyzus was subby looking for when they staggered across this gem?

/on second thought, don't bother
//huddled in shower

My guess is, subby found it on /b/ and then uploaded it to his facebook account.

no icon tact

2012-01-17 10:33:21 AM

HAY!

Nightsweat

2012-01-17 10:34:17 AM

Look, you didn't take "Crazy on you" seriously enough. THIS is crazy on you.

acronym

2012-01-17 10:34:34 AM

love is a cattlefield?

Rapmaster2000

2012-01-17 10:34:54 AM

Rule 34.

orezona

2012-01-17 10:36:56 AM

piperTom

2012-01-17 10:37:21 AM

There are chains on the tractor tires -- that is just TOO much BDSM.

forteblast

2012-01-17 10:39:46 AM

rubi_con_man: yeah, um this is surely NSFW

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MBooda

2012-01-17 10:40:41 AM

Or, as we call it in Pearl River County, Mississippi, Tuesday.

honk

2012-01-17 10:41:59 AM

A side shot would be better. Looks like a Farmall M, complete with torque amplifier, and maybe a Vaughn loader.

Fap fap fap.

IamPatSajak

2012-01-17 10:43:21 AM

Story of my life.

Rip Dashrock

2012-01-17 10:50:27 AM

Hope she doesn't catch some sort of venereal disease.

loonatic112358

2012-01-17 10:51:20 AM

Did Kwame submit this?

cats4rent

2012-01-17 10:54:25 AM

now i want to be a farmer

factoryconnection

2012-01-17 10:56:33 AM

I think the operator of the tractor, Nancy Wilson or not, might just be naked under that open coat.

Pardon me while I search my desk for my APPROVED stamper... somewhere around here...

Diogenes

2012-01-17 10:58:38 AM

Rip Dashrock: Hope she doesn't catch some sort of venereal disease.

Aspergillus?

BAMFinator

2012-01-17 10:59:59 AM

Rip Dashrock: Hope she doesn't catch some sort of ~~venereal~~ cereal disease.

FTFY

MorteDiem

2012-01-17 11:07:24 AM

Unless my girlfriend is mistaken, sexandsubmission.com should get the attribution.

denverstevens

2012-01-17 11:08:10 AM

"And you call *that* your tractor story??"

Diogenes

2012-01-17 11:12:37 AM

denverstevens: "And you call *that* your tractor story??"

LOL

vice_magnet

2012-01-17 11:31:58 AM

"HOW DO I GET YOU ALOOOOONE?"

Link (new window)

OscarTamerz

2012-01-17 11:38:54 AM

Now that is what I call A ROLL IN THE HAY!

ciberido

2012-01-17 11:51:31 AM

Yep. It's Wednesday.

Spoon over Marin

2012-01-17 12:08:49 PM

Hay, how you doin?

FormlessOne

2012-01-17 12:24:15 PM

What moron greenlit this? It's NSFW

DrSticky

2012-01-17 12:25:28 PM

I am not thinking her legs are all that secure. When I do this I would make sure she is tied down properly.

superfudge73

2012-01-17 12:34:21 PM

All you NSFW people are a bunch of pussies.

cleveoh

2012-01-17 12:35:24 PM

OscarTamerz: Now that is what I call (dramatic pause, take sunglasses off) A ROLL IN THE HAY!

FTFYmiami

dude_man

2012-01-17 12:44:33 PM

Lets just hope she doesn't suffer from hay fever. Ball gags and snotty noses are not a good combination.

SurfGirl69

2012-01-17 01:21:23 PM

It's not a garter belt, it's a girdle; just sayin'.

sethstorm

2012-01-17 01:22:07 PM

/hot

Sensei Can You See

2012-01-17 02:02:00 PM

MorteDiem: Unless my girlfriend is mistaken, sexandsubmission.com should get the attribution.

Actually I believe that's someone's profile photo from FetLife.com.

SpaceyCat

2012-01-17 02:02:40 PM

For all those saying it's NSFW, why? There's no nudity there. Everything is covered.

Pick

2012-01-17 02:02:43 PM

That is one sweet Farmall with a front end loader. Nice large roll of hay, would fetch $60 around here.

Oh, yeah, the chicks are hot too. Almost looks like she has no panties on.

althage

2012-01-17 02:04:44 PM

Diogenes: jaylectricity: It looks like you can see her beaver.

Black panties. How gauche.

Real ladies tied to bales of hay with ballgags in their mouths know you wear beige/natural under white.

You can definitely see some beav there.

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