Did they come with sweet n sour sauce?

6 years ago at Cameron and St. Johns in Austin some woman offered me a blow job if I would buy her a hot dog at the convenience store. I gave her a couple of bucks and told her don't ask me that again. She was missing a few front teeth and it looked like it would hurt.

FTFA:

A customer told police that Baseer asked for free Chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors. The man said he declined the offer.

Liar.

miss diminutive: Did they come with sweet n sour sauce?

We need some more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.

Bathia_Mapes: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Bathia_Mapes: muck4doo: 6 years ago at Cameron and St. Johns in Austin some woman offered me a blow job if I would buy her a hot dog at the convenience store. I gave her a couple of bucks and told her don't ask me that again. She was missing a few front teeth and it looked like it would hurt.

Would you have gone for it if all her teeth were missing?

He shoulda bought her a hot dog without the bun so he could gauge technique for next time.

Good idea.

Lesson learned. Always too late though.

A few McNuggets? That's disgusting! It's an outrage! She made me buy her a whole super-sized #3 last week.

muck4doo: 6 years ago at Cameron and St. Johns in Austin some woman offered me a blow job if I would buy her a hot dog at the convenience store. I gave her a couple of bucks and told her don't ask me that again. She was missing a few front teeth and it looked like it would hurt.

Huh. I've heard a lot of similar stories, recently. Maybe the bums have figured out a new tactic? No one listens to their obviously false sob-stories anymore. "Wow. She offered me a blowjob for a burger. The poor girl. Here's some money." They know no one is going to go for it.

You know what? I hate being used. I don't care how many teeth she/he has, how badly they smell or how infected with syphilis. I hope I get offered a sex act for pocket change. I'm calling them out on their dishonesty, and will make them work for their burger. It's the only way they'll learn.

According to a Playboy interview with Donna Summer back in the '70's, she lost her virginity for a meal at McDonalds. Geez, her bf probably could've gotten 5th base if he would've thrown down the money for KFC.

I'm thinkin' Arby's.

Is it really a filet if you're putting a bone *into* it?

I'm sure there's some joke in there about a KFC boneless box, but it would be in poor taste.

I dunno...sex for a meal. Wouldn't that just make it a really honest date?

This is the McDonald's that I go to.

/getting a kick

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We're done here.


/Smokey

The man said he declined the offer.

Liar.

"No, officer, I said SEW your SOCKS for some McNuggets...jeesh"

The man said he declined the offer.


pussy

I heard the cops took a bite outta crime.

Lol why do the people in the comments section of that site think as if sexual favors are sacred and shouldn't be offered in exchange of food? It's just a simple physical act with the same risks as anything else! Being a non-sexual person won't make you a saint or god! At least the woman in the story knows the fact that nothing is free.

It may smell like filet-o-fish, but I wouldn't trust anything from that crab shack.

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That chick is 21. 21 what, stone?

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That picture is some other guest on the program who ate Donna.

Will work it for food

Really lowered their standards I see...

"Declined". Yeah, I'm picturing a slightly more willful rejection than "declined" implies.

Now, this is now stuck in my head.

She is an angel in a polyester uniform! (new window)

ourbigdumbmouth: Happy ENDING meal

FTFY

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Let's see Morgan Spurlock do THAT for 30 days.

Winner Winner McNugget Dinner!

Came for the Trailer Park Boys reference...leaving satisfied.

Here we get into the issues of cost versus quality. Clearly Wendy's chicken nuggets are superior, especially the spicy variety, yet are less expensive than McDonald's chicken mcnuggets. While getting ten Wendy's chicken nuggets would be more satisfying, she does not want to appear too cheap a whore by exchanging her...I hesitate to call them "goods"...for them. McDonalds, despite obvious inferior quality, appears higher tier simply due to pricing.