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(Daily Mail)   Southern Baptist pastor and his wife promote "sexathon" by climbing into bed. On the roof of their church. Along with their teenage daughter and three other kids   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2012-01-17 12:14:20 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

You gotta admit - this looks like a couple who've been farking non-stop since they met.
 
2012-01-17 12:28:14 AM

dickfreckle: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x284]

You gotta admit - this looks like a couple who've been farking non-stop since they met.


...and they look like they first met at a family reunion.
 
2012-01-17 12:39:29 AM
This is Jesus Christ to Tim Bebow,
make sure the whores know how to blow
 
2012-01-17 01:00:00 AM
This is my first time trying one of those "face swapping" photoshops. How'd I do?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-01-17 01:02:59 AM
What's next Baptists, dancing?
 
2012-01-17 01:26:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: dickfreckle: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x284]

You gotta admit - this looks like a couple who've been farking non-stop since they met.

...and they look like they first met at a family reunion.


Maybe, but that guy's expression just screams, "I farked her in the wardrobe room three minutes ago
 
2012-01-17 02:40:36 AM
So Dopey McBaked & his wife Chicken Cutlets have a book, eh?

Good to see that baptist ministers aren't above whoring for their books!
 
2012-01-17 05:12:09 AM
I hope this story stays in the news as it unfolds. I am *fascinated* with wondering how all this will play out...
 
2012-01-17 05:37:01 AM
To fap or not to fap, that is the question......
 
2012-01-17 05:40:36 AM
...the Aristocrats?
 
2012-01-17 05:49:25 AM
I'm trying to recollect if I've ever seen two faker-looking people in the same picture before. Drawing a blank.
 
2012-01-17 05:50:45 AM
i44.tinypic.com

On the one hand, I approve of Christians being more sex-positive. On the other hand, all this talk of strong Christian marriages makes me believe these sorts of people are still really into shaming single mothers and abusing gays.
 
2012-01-17 05:50:55 AM
I think they are kind of right.. from an atheist not giving a shiat about god or jesus perspective.

Plenty of steak and blowjobs(what do you women like, cake and cunnilingus?) and tons of banging is important in a relationship.
 
2012-01-17 05:52:52 AM

serial_crusher: This is my first time trying one of those "face swapping" photoshops. How'd I do?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x284]


You magnificent bastard, I have water all over my keyboard and desk now!
 
2012-01-17 06:06:59 AM
Do they both handle snakes?
 
2012-01-17 06:07:51 AM
This is not a stunt. Buy our book.
 
2012-01-17 06:19:20 AM

Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?


Reminds the of the old joke:

Q: Why did the Baptists denounce having sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

//Older than steam, I'm pretty sure.
 
2012-01-17 06:23:11 AM
Cue up the (oldies) music that goes: "Let's get it on..."

Or, perhaps: "Make love, not war..."

Maybe even: "Love will keep us together..."

Or, even better: "If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right..."
 
2012-01-17 06:31:58 AM
A few more possibilities:

"Please baby go all the way, it feels so right..."

"Tonight, I wanna be with you..."

"Rockin' into the night, waitin', anticipatin', for the fireworks in the night..."

"I just wanna make love to you..."
 
2012-01-17 06:32:19 AM

Jim_Callahan: Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Reminds the of the old joke:

Q: Why did the Baptists denounce having sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

//Older than steam, I'm pretty sure.


Q: Why do you always take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A: If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
 
2012-01-17 06:32:49 AM
"Sex is the superglue of a Christian marriage."

Well, that just sounds painful.
 
2012-01-17 06:33:27 AM
Just curious, did the British ever NOT believe that Americans are a bunch of wild yahoos?
 
2012-01-17 06:35:58 AM
I read that as Southern Rapists.
 
2012-01-17 06:41:08 AM
Good message, even if it's to help them sell a book.
 
2012-01-17 06:41:21 AM

untaken_name: Jim_Callahan: Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Reminds the of the old joke:

Q: Why did the Baptists denounce having sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

//Older than steam, I'm pretty sure.

Q: Why do you always take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A: If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.


Q: What's the difference between Baptists and Catholics?
A: The Baptists pretend like they don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

/ as told by my southern baptist grandmother
 
2012-01-17 06:48:34 AM

Arkanaut: Just curious, did the British ever NOT believe that Americans are a bunch of wild yahoos?


We're not?
 
2012-01-17 06:51:36 AM
How about: "You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl. Bang-a-gong, get it on..."

"We've got to get it on again, get our act together. Fall in love again, keep our love alive..."

"Let's spend the night together, now I need you more than ever, let's spend the night together..."
 
2012-01-17 06:55:13 AM
They're... They're going to have a sexathon with their kids?
 
2012-01-17 06:56:31 AM

Neondistraction:
/ as told by my southern baptist grandmother


Simply saying this will offend both sides, but it's true: Most Mormon and Southern Baptist jokes can be swapped around for the other sect.

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking on a fishing trip? Bring two Mormons.
 
2012-01-17 06:59:15 AM
This mean that all the Farkers who hate any/everything 'religous' are going to have to stop having sex? Cuz...they wouldn't want to do something as stupid and follow the advice of a Southern Baptist Minister...amiright?
 
2012-01-17 07:00:49 AM

stucka: Simply saying this will offend both sides, but it's true: Most Mormon and Southern Baptist jokes can be swapped around for the other sect.

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking on a fishing trip? Bring two Mormons.


I dunno, I've known a lot more Baptists than I have Mormons, but I've never met a Mormon who drank when they could get away with it, and I've never met a Baptist who didn't.
 
2012-01-17 07:13:06 AM
Q: How do we increase our church membership?

A: Tell our present members to have sex every day!

// Let's also write a book about this 'sex' thing
 
2012-01-17 07:15:32 AM

LeroyB: Q: How do we increase our church membership?

A: Tell our present members to have sex every day!

// Let's also write a book about this 'sex' thing


And if they can find me a women to do it with, so much the better..
 
2012-01-17 07:19:31 AM
doingitwrong.org
 
2012-01-17 07:22:14 AM

untaken_name: I'm trying to recollect if I've ever seen two faker-looking people in the same picture before. Drawing a blank.


img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-01-17 07:23:46 AM
Seven days of sex can make one weak
 
2012-01-17 07:39:33 AM

Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?


Card playing? Whistling on Sundays?
 
2012-01-17 07:44:30 AM
This is Fellowship Church (the main campus). There are at least two satellite campuses, although not as nice as this one. As you can see, they are a very successful business church and care very deeply about your money spiritual connection with God

www.worldmag.com
 
2012-01-17 07:44:51 AM

LiteWerk: How about: "You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl. Bang-a-gong, get it on..."

"We've got to get it on again, get our act together. Fall in love again, keep our love alive..."

"Let's spend the night together, now I need you more than ever, let's spend the night together..."


"Why don't we do it in the road"
/written after Sir Paul saw two monkeys doing it in the road
 
2012-01-17 07:44:55 AM

offmymeds: Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Card playing? Whistling on Sundays?


Cats and dogs living together! MASS HYSTERIA!!

\oblig
 
2012-01-17 07:44:56 AM
According to their teaching, by having sex everyday for a week married couples will become closer and strengthen their faith.

The "become closer" part I get, but I don't quite understand how farking for 7 straight days will strengthen your faith...unless we're talking about your faith in birth control.
 
2012-01-17 07:48:22 AM
Didn't Yoko Ono do this shiat?
 
2012-01-17 07:48:39 AM
Kneel down before me and... well you know what I want honey
 
2012-01-17 07:53:47 AM

kid_icarus: According to their teaching, by having sex everyday for a week married couples will become closer and strengthen their faith.

The "become closer" part I get, but I don't quite understand how farking for 7 straight days will strengthen your faith...unless we're talking about your faith in birth control.


Well think of all the times the name "God" or "Jesus" would be said during those 7 days..
 
2012-01-17 07:57:01 AM

LiteWerk: Cue up the (oldies) music that goes: "Let's get it on..."

Or, perhaps: "Make love, not war..."

Maybe even: "Love will keep us together..."

Or, even better: "If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right..."


"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-01-17 07:58:03 AM

Satanic_Hamster: They're... They're going to have a sexathon with their kids?


Well, they are from the south.
 
2012-01-17 07:58:33 AM

Neondistraction: untaken_name: Jim_Callahan: Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Reminds the of the old joke:

Q: Why did the Baptists denounce having sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

//Older than steam, I'm pretty sure.

Q: Why do you always take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A: If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Q: What's the difference between Baptists and Catholics?
A: The Baptists pretend like they don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

/ as told by my southern baptist grandmother


A man saw a little boy in front of a church with a box of puppies. He was shouting to the parishoners, "Baptist puppies for sale!" As people walked by. A week later he saw the same boy in front of the synogogue with the same box shouting "Jewish puppies for sale!" He asked the not"Last week you said these were Baptist puppies. " The boy said"Yeah. They've opened their eyes since then."
 
2012-01-17 08:01:35 AM

Divinegrace: This mean that all the Farkers who hate any/everything 'religous' are going to have to stop having sex? Cuz...they wouldn't want to do something as stupid and follow the advice of a Southern Baptist Minister...amiright?


Even a broken (analog) clock is right twice a day.
 
2012-01-17 08:02:52 AM

missiv: Do they both handle snakes?


She exclusively handles his
 
2012-01-17 08:03:10 AM
God is 'the author and creator of sex,' Lisa Young told CNN.

Great work, for sure... But, everything else he's done has been rather underwhelming, and often downright horrible... I'm thinking this "god" character is a real one hit wonder...
 
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