You gotta admit - this looks like a couple who've been farking non-stop since they met.

This is Jesus Christ to Tim Bebow,
make sure the whores know how to blow

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You gotta admit - this looks like a couple who've been farking non-stop since they met.

...and they look like they first met at a family reunion.

Maybe, but that guy's expression just screams, "I farked her in the wardrobe room three minutes ago

To fap or not to fap, that is the question......

...the Aristocrats?

I'm trying to recollect if I've ever seen two faker-looking people in the same picture before. Drawing a blank.

On the one hand, I approve of Christians being more sex-positive. On the other hand, all this talk of strong Christian marriages makes me believe these sorts of people are still really into shaming single mothers and abusing gays.

I think they are kind of right.. from an atheist not giving a shiat about god or jesus perspective.

Plenty of steak and blowjobs(what do you women like, cake and cunnilingus?) and tons of banging is important in a relationship.

serial_crusher: This is my first time trying one of those "face swapping" photoshops. How'd I do?
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You magnificent bastard, I have water all over my keyboard and desk now!

Do they both handle snakes?

This is not a stunt. Buy our book.

Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Reminds the of the old joke:

Q: Why did the Baptists denounce having sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

//Older than steam, I'm pretty sure.

Cue up the (oldies) music that goes: "Let's get it on..."

Or, perhaps: "Make love, not war..."

Maybe even: "Love will keep us together..."

Or, even better: "If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right..."

A few more possibilities:

"Please baby go all the way, it feels so right..."

"Tonight, I wanna be with you..."

"Rockin' into the night, waitin', anticipatin', for the fireworks in the night..."

"I just wanna make love to you..."

Jim_Callahan: Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Reminds the of the old joke:

Q: Why did the Baptists denounce having sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

//Older than steam, I'm pretty sure.

Q: Why do you always take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A: If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

"Sex is the superglue of a Christian marriage."

Well, that just sounds painful.

Just curious, did the British ever NOT believe that Americans are a bunch of wild yahoos?

I read that as Southern Rapists.

Good message, even if it's to help them sell a book.

untaken_name: Jim_Callahan: Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Reminds the of the old joke:

Q: Why did the Baptists denounce having sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

//Older than steam, I'm pretty sure.

Q: Why do you always take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A: If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Q: What's the difference between Baptists and Catholics?
A: The Baptists pretend like they don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

/ as told by my southern baptist grandmother

Arkanaut: Just curious, did the British ever NOT believe that Americans are a bunch of wild yahoos?

We're not?

How about: "You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl. Bang-a-gong, get it on..."

"We've got to get it on again, get our act together. Fall in love again, keep our love alive..."

"Let's spend the night together, now I need you more than ever, let's spend the night together..."

They're... They're going to have a sexathon with their kids?

Neondistraction:
/ as told by my southern baptist grandmother

Simply saying this will offend both sides, but it's true: Most Mormon and Southern Baptist jokes can be swapped around for the other sect.

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking on a fishing trip? Bring two Mormons.

This mean that all the Farkers who hate any/everything 'religous' are going to have to stop having sex? Cuz...they wouldn't want to do something as stupid and follow the advice of a Southern Baptist Minister...amiright?

stucka: Simply saying this will offend both sides, but it's true: Most Mormon and Southern Baptist jokes can be swapped around for the other sect.

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking on a fishing trip? Bring two Mormons.

I dunno, I've known a lot more Baptists than I have Mormons, but I've never met a Mormon who drank when they could get away with it, and I've never met a Baptist who didn't.

Q: How do we increase our church membership?

A: Tell our present members to have sex every day!

// Let's also write a book about this 'sex' thing

LeroyB: Q: How do we increase our church membership?

A: Tell our present members to have sex every day!

// Let's also write a book about this 'sex' thing

And if they can find me a women to do it with, so much the better..

untaken_name: I'm trying to recollect if I've ever seen two faker-looking people in the same picture before. Drawing a blank.

Seven days of sex can make one weak

Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Card playing? Whistling on Sundays?

offmymeds: Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Card playing? Whistling on Sundays?

Cats and dogs living together! MASS HYSTERIA!!

\oblig

According to their teaching, by having sex everyday for a week married couples will become closer and strengthen their faith.

The "become closer" part I get, but I don't quite understand how farking for 7 straight days will strengthen your faith...unless we're talking about your faith in birth control.

Didn't Yoko Ono do this shiat?

Kneel down before me and... well you know what I want honey

Satanic_Hamster: They're... They're going to have a sexathon with their kids?

Well, they are from the south.

Neondistraction: untaken_name: Jim_Callahan: Mentat: What's next Baptists, dancing?

Reminds the of the old joke:

Q: Why did the Baptists denounce having sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

//Older than steam, I'm pretty sure.

Q: Why do you always take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A: If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Q: What's the difference between Baptists and Catholics?
A: The Baptists pretend like they don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

/ as told by my southern baptist grandmother

A man saw a little boy in front of a church with a box of puppies. He was shouting to the parishoners, "Baptist puppies for sale!" As people walked by. A week later he saw the same boy in front of the synogogue with the same box shouting "Jewish puppies for sale!" He asked the not"Last week you said these were Baptist puppies. " The boy said"Yeah. They've opened their eyes since then."

Divinegrace: This mean that all the Farkers who hate any/everything 'religous' are going to have to stop having sex? Cuz...they wouldn't want to do something as stupid and follow the advice of a Southern Baptist Minister...amiright?

Even a broken (analog) clock is right twice a day.

missiv: Do they both handle snakes?

She exclusively handles his