I'm pretty sure I could do better left handed with a homemade jailhouse gun.

Not impressed

Redwing: I thought most of these had to be fake, then saw this one on his website (new window):

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The ink under the skin is blown out.

In english, please, for us non-ink experts.

What delusional tatooist posts these on his own site as evidence???

My first thought was that those can't be real, but they most certainly appear to be legit. If he can get business then I think I should rethink my career.

rather graphic photo of a fellow with an appropriate (and poorly executed) tat.
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/he is shown stuck with a knife in his face

Mine is scratch n' sniff!

Image-deleting tight-ass modmins please look closely

Okay, on closer look, Facebook, Twitter, and Whois reg dates are all from a few days ago, location listed as "everywhere." contact info is nowhere. Ads all over the site.

Y'all posting in a troll thread.

I'm not saying it's Parkinson's, but...it's Parkinson's.

/Window seat, please.

trolling, he's doing right..

/has to be fake, if not, I bet he was the same guy who burned down the senator tree

Polyhazard: Okay, on closer look, Facebook, Twitter, and Whois reg dates are all from a few days ago, location listed as "everywhere." contact info is nowhere. Ads all over the site.

Y'all posting in a troll thread.

How much money do you think could be made by doing something like that?

Have a little compassion, folks. He has Lou Gehrig's disease.

/ok, I don't know this for sure, but it looks like he does.

I really hope this guy is a troll.

Who would let him do that to them?

Deluded 'artists' are so sad. I knew a lot of people growing up who had moderate artistic skill, I think most people do whether they realize it or explore it....but none of them ever considered themselves 'artists' and were self aware enough to recognize the difference between being 'ok' at something, and being good enough at it for a career. And then there was this one girl who proclaimed herself an 'artist' right out of the gate, went to art school, had pretty much everything riding on it. One day she proudly showed me her portfolio, and it was all pictures of dragons and anime shiat, and it looked like the stuff you'd find in an 8th grade kids scribbler. It was about on par with this guys 'art'.

I don't know. I've always wanted a tattoo of a penis with a scythe.

styckx: I'm shocked! SHOCKED! That a Juggalo got a tat from this guy.

He's not an Inker,
He's a Tracer!
A TRACER!

Redwing: This is beyond permanent.

So, he's etched a barely readable "atreyul"(whatever that means) onto someone's soul?

Worst tattoo ever is still the Marine who got a tattoo of Sarah Palin on his butt.

Link

Not sure if this guy is the worst ever or this guy I worked with when I got out of high school is. There was another labourer on the construction site I worked on who practiced on himself. I don't know much about tattooing, but this guy was so bad that the extreme scabbing would leach the ink out of the tattoos he did on himself, so other than needle scars and some blurs, he could pretty much shed any tattoo he did. We called him Etch a Sketch.

He was very hurt when other people turned down his offers to tattoo them for free.

Yaxe: atreyul"

atreyul (new window)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Atreyu can mean:

Atreyu, a character from Michael Ende's Neverending Story
Atreyu (band), an American metalcore band

DrGunsforHands: Polyhazard: Okay, on closer look, Facebook, Twitter, and Whois reg dates are all from a few days ago, location listed as "everywhere." contact info is nowhere. Ads all over the site.

Y'all posting in a troll thread.

How much money do you think could be made by doing something like that?

With the kind of traffic on there now? Plenty.

Every pic on the site is integrated with FB connect for comments, and every post from from "the artist" is carefully calibrated to infuriate.

There's more than just the tattoo wrong with this one... eww...



Also, still not as bad as:

Yaxe: Redwing: This is beyond permanent.

So, he's etched a barely readable "atreyul"(whatever that means) onto someone's soul?

It says Atreyu. That thing at the end is some sort of flourish.

Some of the pictures look like they were drawn with a pen and the skin was then slapped until it was red.

Reading this guy's responses to people on Facebook makes every part of my brain scream TROLL!!!1 but damned if those tattoos on his website don't look real. Is it possible he's actually responsible for that shiat and was intentionally trolling the people he tattooed?

And yeah, I think I counted two ICP tattoos. Shocking, indeed.

Beg to differ......
/Well I guess they aren't pros yet....

Sometimes, the rabbit hole is much, much deeper than you expected:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: NeedleGuy: Redwing: I thought most of these had to be fake, then saw this one on his website (new window):

[synysterinktattoo.com image 640x424]

The ink under the skin is blown out.

In english, please, for us non-ink experts.

If a tattoo needle goes too deep, the applied ink can spread by capillary action under the skin, causing a blurry halo. Also, can more likely cause blood poisoning and infection than a less deep tattoo..

Is that what all the purple shiat around the letter outlines is?

/ Not an ink dude, either.

vitamink619: My first thought was that those can't be real, but they most certainly appear to be legit. If he can get business then I think I should rethink my career.

The question should be does he get any repeat customers?. Gods those are farked up!

This shiat can't be real.

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Did none of these people take a look at his portfolio before giving him the green light?

If you think this



is a proper setting for getting a tattoo, I don't think you have the mental capacity to think to do such things.

WhyteRaven74: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Did none of these people take a look at his portfolio before giving him the green light?

If you think this

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is a proper setting for getting a tattoo, I don't think you have the mental capacity to think to do such things.

neckbeards.

WhyteRaven74: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Did none of these people take a look at his portfolio before giving him the green light?

If you think this

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is a proper setting for getting a tattoo, I don't think you have the mental capacity to think to do such things.

That picture reminds me of an old logic puzzle.

You are in a small town in the middle of nowhere and decide to get a haircut. There are two barber shops, each with one barber. Barber A maintains a very neat and orderly shop. He is also neatly dressed and his hair is perfectly cut. Barber B's shop is a pig sty, he is dressed like a slob and his hair cut is a disaster, being uneven all over. Which barber do you visit?