LEON'S GETTING LAAAAAARGER!

JC

I'm not sure how many more days I can stand stranded on this deserted island with Flicka.

I told you those apples were radioactive!

"Does this purple suit make me look gay?"

Hi ho, wiener. Away!

"this is the biggest **&^*$*$ I have ever ridden!"

"I told you I was hung like a horse!!"

bracing for Santorum surge in 3...2...

"This is the second biggest sausage I've ever had between my legs"

Quick, get your iPhone. We're youtubing this biatch.

"I knew these hot dogs contained horse meat!"

"This looks like a job for Superman!"

(that is golden age Jimmy Olsen right?)

Jane. Stop this crazy thing.

The earliest version of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile did not test well with the public.

I'm not gay if I don't kiss it!

"Put another quarter in, mom!"

That sausage gave me the runs!

"Jeepers! This is the wurst horse I ever rode!"

I don't always have my wiener out, but when I do, I ride bareback.

The pony ride at the Second Mile picnic was a huge hit with the kids.

Available in the Minneapolis airport bathroom

I said POLO PONY, not HALAL BOLOGNA!

If this image is giving you a boner right now, then that means you hate your parents and wish to marry outside your species!

i thought we were going to play Hide the Sausage!!

'Not one of Don Draper better days'

Biatch stole my fish!

Palling around with meatorists.

MAN HORSE PIG FOUND

When the LSD kicked in, he screamed "Get me off the wiener!" over and over. Of course we couldn't see what he saw, but we all had our assumptions.

WHAR WIENER TAG, WHARRR???

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse-dog!

When food attacks

I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube steak boogie.

Rider: "Hiyaaa, you [censored] big red hot [censored] [censored]!! Get that [censored] [censored] moving, and don't [censored] about it or I'll give you a [censored] in the [censored] so hard you will [censored] think you have been [censored] by a [censored] rhinoceros [censored]."

Anthropomorphic weiner: "Whatever, you flaming [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]."

/// Subby:"Safe for work, please"
////Me: GTFO, please. How can a text caption on a text-filtered website be NSFW?

Yes, what did you want, subby?

GO MEAT!

Jimmy Olsen often risked embarrassment to alert his friend Superman...
-Olsen Memoirs-