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Inventor of football flak jacket and Reebok Pump dies at 79. *pssssssssshhhhhhhh*
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farkingismybusiness
2012-01-17 12:09:18 AM
I told him he better run, better run faster than my gun.
/sorry
Harv72b
2012-01-17 12:26:01 AM
I'm sure his sole is in a better place.
brap
2012-01-17 12:33:51 AM
That was an awesome obit.
I'm just trying to work my life story beyond "He was a twitchy man."
2wolves
2012-01-17 06:09:41 AM
"You might say...
(removes sunglasses)
He was heavily in-vested in his work."
ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Make More Hinjews
2012-01-17 07:15:23 AM
Heh. Made me LOL,
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Sybarite
2012-01-17 07:39:48 AM
Pump it. Pump it up, now.
Hawnkee
2012-01-17 07:50:55 AM
GimpyNip
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If you want look cool you need a Charlotte Hornets Starter Jacket, a pair of Skidz, and some Pumps on your feet.
Skidz? Holy Hell I thought I fully erased those from memory. I think I wanted a pair for about four minutes in 1989.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-17 07:51:14 AM
Heh, I remember when the pump came out. Within a week, all the jocks in school had a pair.
The_Original_Roxtar
2012-01-17 07:56:18 AM
my school was all about the L.A. Gear Regulators. I remember begging my parents for a pair and they eventually got them for me.
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-17 07:59:49 AM
Sybarite:
Pump it. Pump it up, now.
I was worried no one else remembered that.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-17 08:00:19 AM
Basketball underwent a revival with the popularity of Michael Jordan and others, so all the jocks and trendy kids wore basketball sneakers. I remember being astounded that somebody would shell out $120 for a pair, which was a heck of a lot of money in the 80s, especially for a kid. People would buy the white stuff nurses use and polish them up during study hall.
dittybopper
2012-01-17 08:02:06 AM
WhyteRaven74
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Sybarite: Pump it. Pump it up, now.
I was worried no one else remembered that.
You needn't have worried.
fatalvenom
2012-01-17 08:23:16 AM
I had the CCM Tacks with the CO2 pump thing.
Most comfortable hockey skates ever.
foo monkey
2012-01-17 08:34:04 AM
The_Original_Roxtar
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my school was all about the L.A. Gear Regulators. I remember begging my parents for a pair and they eventually got them for me.
They had gay magnet schools in the 80's?
/sorry. Too easy.
tetsoushima
2012-01-17 08:52:12 AM
At least he didn't die in a horrible bungie jumping accident.
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Tom_Slick
2012-01-17 09:00:31 AM
fatalvenom
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I had the CCM Tacks with the CO2 pump thing.
Most comfortable hockey skates ever.
My feet still have dents from those things, why oh why did I ever stray away from Bauer Skates back then, I think I was upgrading from a very comfortable pair of Bauer 1000s to those Tacks.
myinternetname
2012-01-17 09:16:14 AM
He did not invent the Reebok pump, he invented the technology, Reebok stole his idea and invented the Reebok pump.
jayhawk88
2012-01-17 09:29:19 AM
YOU'RE WELCOME!
myinternetname
2012-01-17 09:33:37 AM
Best In The World
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myinternetname: He did not invent the Reebok pump, he invented the technology, Reebok stole his idea and invented the Reebok pump.
Who cares, bro? It's still a gay sneaker.
Hi subby
bhcompy
2012-01-17 09:54:01 AM
Best In The World
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Ppl try and get clever with some old school Pumps but that's rotten philosophy. Reebok ain't never been cool, bro.
Which is why I wear my Nike Pumps
GimpyNip
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If you want look cool you need a Charlotte Hornets Starter Jacket, a pair of
Skidz
Zubaz
, and some Pumps on your feet.
ftfm
Misconduc
2012-01-17 10:35:54 AM
The Ghetto community frowns.
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.
2012-01-17 11:07:56 AM
fatalvenom
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I had the CCM Tacks with the CO2 pump thing.
Most comfortable hockey skates ever.
Came here to say this. Actually saw them in my mom's basement yesterday in a box she asked me to look over before she sends them to Goodwill. Gave them a pump: still working! Still satisfying! I miss the pump skates. Too bad the rivets separated from the boot 5 minutes before the faceoff of my first and only high school playoff game. Playing a game in a size 8 pump and a size 10 tack sucks. Not the way to end your senior year.
ShadowLAnCeR
2012-01-17 11:13:54 AM
farkingismybusiness
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I told him he better run, better run faster than my gun.
/sorry
hahahaha
/stuck in my head now
slumus lordicus
2012-01-17 11:18:12 AM
GimpyNip
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If you want look cool you need a Charlotte Hornets Starter Jacket, a pair of Skidz, and some Pumps on your feet.
I had 2 of the 3 back in 8th grade and I was (am) the shiat.
DubyaHater
2012-01-17 11:48:40 AM
I owned a pair of Reebok pumps when I was younger. I was 35 pounds overweight and didn't play any sports. In retrospet, I wasted a lot of my parents' money.
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2012-01-17 12:13:05 PM
Never had the Reeboks as a kid, but do have a set of hockey skates with 'em (4K's....7K's coming tomorrow) and they're comfortable as hell.
Walter Payton Roos FTW:
WinoRhino
2012-01-17 01:09:11 PM
Best In The World
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he hypest shoes in the game right now are Air Jordans as always and Nike Shox. If U don't have those on ur feet don't even walk in tha door. Ppl try and get clever with some old school Pumps but that's rotten philosophy. Reebok ain't never been cool, bro.
Pfffft, whatever, yo. Avia Spider Arcs be the dope kicks. Back in the 80s when those were rockin' the courts I gots me a truck full cuz I knew ppl be wearin' the shiat outta dem for all ages to come. Man, you shox can hit bricks cuz Spider Arcs be steppin' all over yo joint, word.
WinoRhino
2012-01-17 01:57:08 PM
Best In The World
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shoes that better meet tha demands of tha modern athlete
The modern athlete is soooooft!
fatalvenom
2012-01-17 05:59:15 PM
Tom_Slick
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fatalvenom: I had the CCM Tacks with the CO2 pump thing.
Most comfortable hockey skates ever.
My feet still have dents from those things, why oh why did I ever stray away from Bauer Skates back then, I think I was upgrading from a very comfortable pair of Bauer 1000s to those Tacks.
They key was to not over inflate them. I liked them because you could keep your laces a little less tight. Never got lace bite with them.
Indubitably
2012-01-17 06:48:12 PM
Heh.
+1
dj_spanmaster
2012-01-17 07:38:45 PM
Hey, Blinkin'.
bobsixpack
2012-01-18 12:07:31 AM
Yeah, I've got a snarky comment . . . oh, hold on, gotta pump up my shoes first . . .
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