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(New Zealand Herald) Sad When you drop your keys down the stormwater drain just let them go because, man, they're gone   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 19
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2012-01-17 12:52:12 AM
Did this guy get him?

www.themoviegourmet.com

/DNRTA
 
2012-01-17 03:36:06 AM
I don't understand how he died to be honest. The article is little vague. =(
 
2012-01-17 04:00:29 AM
I thought that was hot lava. (With the keys and the dropping and the lettin' 'em go.)
 
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2012-01-17 04:07:11 AM
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2012-01-17 04:11:56 AM
Maybe he dropped his keys when he was already down there.
 
2012-01-17 04:16:42 AM
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2012-01-17 04:24:14 AM
the picture is priceless.


I'm out
 
2012-01-17 04:54:24 AM
Flowers have been
placed at the drain,
which has been
covered and cordoned
off by road cones.

Mr Black worked at
Metal Construction in
Wellington's
Ngauranga suburb.

Police would continue
inquiries into his death
on behalf of the
coroner, who would
then rule on cause of
death.


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What a horrible poem.
 
2012-01-17 04:57:54 AM
First Blanket man and now this. Death has been pretty busy in Welly the past week.
 
2012-01-17 05:01:12 AM
Indolent: Did this guy get him?

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/DNRTA


Nope... had the day off

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2012-01-17 06:28:49 AM
Death by sewercide.
 
2012-01-17 07:47:24 AM
Came for the beep beep references.
Leaves satisfied.
 
2012-01-17 07:51:44 AM
"...the Johnsonville man's death was accidental."

Uh, no. It was quite purposeful, actually.
 
2012-01-17 09:42:07 AM
Dave Barry agrees.

/river of molten lava
 
2012-01-17 10:06:17 AM
It's like a little Darwin trap.
 
2012-01-17 12:30:50 PM
maybe the guy had already made a bad decision by attacking another guy with a ballbat because that other guy was driving a convertible and happen to have a gun.

/too obscure?
 
2012-01-17 01:06:14 PM
What an idiot though I once climbed down a storm drain to get an expensive watch that was given to me. I got it no problem but I ended up losing it the next day which kind of made a moot point of the whole endeavor.
 
2012-01-17 01:35:33 PM
Beep beep, Richie.. Beep beep.
 
2012-01-17 02:12:55 PM
Maybe he thought he could hold his breath
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FOR A LOOOOOONG TIME!!
 
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