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		When you drop your keys down the stormwater drain just let them go because, man, they're gone (nzherald.co.nz)		19
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Indolent

2012-01-17 12:52:12 AM

Did this guy get him?

www.themoviegourmet.com

/DNRTA

DSan

2012-01-17 03:36:06 AM

I don't understand how he died to be honest. The article is little vague. =(

T-Bone42

2012-01-17 04:00:29 AM

I thought that was hot lava. (With the keys and the dropping and the lettin' 'em go.)

zez

2012-01-17 04:07:11 AM

frozenhotchocolate

2012-01-17 04:11:56 AM

Maybe he dropped his keys when he was already down there.

offmymeds

2012-01-17 04:16:42 AM

Marcintosh

2012-01-17 04:24:14 AM

the picture is priceless.

I'm out

thesloppy

2012-01-17 04:54:24 AM

Flowers have been
placed at the drain,
which has been
covered and cordoned
off by road cones.

Mr Black worked at
Metal Construction in
Wellington's
Ngauranga suburb.

Police would continue
inquiries into his death
on behalf of the
coroner, who would
then rule on cause of
death.

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What a horrible poem.

codemastaflex

2012-01-17 04:57:54 AM

First Blanket man and now this. Death has been pretty busy in Welly the past week.

Tsar_Bomba1

2012-01-17 05:01:12 AM

Indolent: Did this guy get him?

[www.themoviegourmet.com image 355x198]

/DNRTA

Nope... had the day off

img706.imageshack.us

heavymetal

2012-01-17 06:28:49 AM

Death by sewercide.

bump

2012-01-17 07:47:24 AM

Came for the beep beep references.
Leaves satisfied.

SkunkWerks

2012-01-17 07:51:44 AM

"...the Johnsonville man's death was accidental."

Uh, no. It was quite purposeful, actually.

Bruxellensis

2012-01-17 09:42:07 AM

Dave Barry agrees.

/river of molten lava

trappedspirit

2012-01-17 10:06:17 AM

It's like a little Darwin trap.

lack of warmth

2012-01-17 12:30:50 PM

maybe the guy had already made a bad decision by attacking another guy with a ballbat because that other guy was driving a convertible and happen to have a gun.

/too obscure?

Lumber Jack Off

2012-01-17 01:06:14 PM

What an idiot though I once climbed down a storm drain to get an expensive watch that was given to me. I got it no problem but I ended up losing it the next day which kind of made a moot point of the whole endeavor.

shazbotuh

2012-01-17 01:35:33 PM

Beep beep, Richie.. Beep beep.

NationalHero

2012-01-17 02:12:55 PM

Maybe he thought he could hold his breath
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