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(ICNetwork)   Gang takes pictures of themselves vandalizing school, leaves camera behind   (icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk ) divider line
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2003-10-16 03:58:29 PM  
The vandals also left human faeces in the middle of the classroom after smashing a window to enter the temporary building.

Human faeces?!

Human faeces?!

ANYTHING but human faeces!!

Yeah, that's gross.
 
2003-10-16 04:46:33 PM  
The break-in is believed to have taken place between 5pm on Friday and 7am on Monday.

Wow really? A weekend? I never saw that one coming.
 
2003-10-16 09:36:04 PM  
"Video taping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!"
 
2003-10-16 11:31:48 PM  
How did you know it was us?

Are you missing a camera?

....

....

No, why?
 
2003-10-17 02:17:04 AM  
Another one for the : Fudge Report, I suppose..
 
2003-10-17 02:27:54 AM  
Not the first time a pack of dumbasses have been caught because they filmed themselves doing various acts of evil. What a bunch of Morons.

in other news, some scary vote tampering.
 
2003-10-17 02:28:27 AM  
Good thing it was faeces and not feces...I think I'll add unneccaessary additional laetters to Englfish wourds that doun't naeed them nour haed them in the feirst plaece.
 
2003-10-17 02:30:51 AM  
"Police are virtually certain that the people pictured are those responsible because the photographs do not relate to any pupils at the school."
Well, no shiat.
 
2003-10-17 02:33:05 AM  
I love gangs, I really do. Hey, let's make a gang for fark members. Kind of like the farkistan thing only FO REEL YALL.

Let's print out pictures of the mustard man and tape them to the sides of our heads to show we're "down." And let's get lime green ballcaps because I think that color hasn't been taken by anyone yet.

And we can wear our ballcaps inside out and upside down, cause only the real hard bros will be willing to walk like retards to keep the thing from falling off our heads.
 
2003-10-17 02:37:03 AM  
A group of young British dumb-asses
Filmed themselves violating some classes.
Left their camera behind,
And, noticing, they whined,
"Prison's not safe for our virgin asses!"
 
2003-10-17 02:43:10 AM  
just three more Taco Bell related posts needed for today's Tabo Bell trifecta!
 
2003-10-17 02:44:06 AM  
attention everyone! i am retarded!
 
2003-10-17 02:45:37 AM  
sorry about that. my brother figured out my goddamned password.

again, sorry.

off to commit murder
 
2003-10-17 02:49:23 AM  
I like the way these criminal masterminds think these days....

in other news, I was at the bank today and it got robbed.

I thought it was pretty sweet, dont think he got much though
 
oC9
2003-10-17 02:55:52 AM  
I think I'll add unneccaessary additional laetters to Englfish wourds that doun't naeed them nour haed them in the feirst plaece.

That's how that word is properly spelled. We just dumbed it down with the rest of our American-English changes...
 
2003-10-17 03:02:16 AM  
Why didn't the article have any of the photos?
 
2003-10-17 03:49:59 AM  
Was it them Stuntaz boys again?
 
2003-10-17 03:53:32 AM  
Wish I'd submitted this story.

Oh... hang on...
 
2003-10-17 04:04:37 AM  
I had something like this happen to me once, when I was about 16 years old. About four or five of us drank a case and a half of beer one night in a field that was the site of a day camp for rich kids.

We decided to drag a row of picnic benches out into the middle of the field and make them into a makeshift Stonehenge, but we ended up just destroying the benches because we were drunk and it was fun.

During all this, one of my friends was snapping pictures with a disposable camera. Another friend ended up stepping on a nail from one of the broken benches, and the friend with the camera stupidly dropped the camera as he rushed to help the one who had a nail through his foot (sneaker and all).

So now here we are in a dark field, with a kid with an impaled foot who needs a tetnus shot, and my friend can't remember where he dropped his camera. It took us about an hour, drunk and stumbling, to find the farking thing, but we sure as hell weren't leaving that field before we got it back.

I feel great joy at being more intelligent than these turds.
 
2003-10-17 04:21:42 AM  
Human faeces?

I hate baby mice...
 
2003-10-17 04:23:57 AM  
Story misses the point...

They meant to leave the camera behind, right next to the toothbrushes.
 
2003-10-17 04:28:30 AM  
Yes I know I messed that Donnie Darko quote up so there's no need to point it out.
 
2003-10-17 04:47:56 AM  
duuuuuude: Take a little look at the url, will you? See the .co.uk at the end? That means it's an british website. And in the united kingdom (the .uk bit means just that) they still speak proper english; which means that shiat is spelled faeces, and colour has OU in it. There is a world outside the US too you know, even if I think your world may stop at the edge of your skull.

Note that I'm not saying that the US dialect is worse, but it ain't what I think of when I hear someone say they speak "english" - but then I've learnt the Queens own english since fourth grade (like every other norwegian out here).
 
2003-10-17 04:50:10 AM  
This reminds me of how I got busted once.

When I was 15 I got really drunk at school one lunch break, and decided to smash up one of the school pianos. I only really pulled all of the hammers outside, unfortunately someone that was joining in a "tagger" if you will decided to write their tag on the underside of the previously locked piano lid.

We woudl have got away with it if his 'tag' haddn't have been his very recognisable initials.

I'll take the suspension please.

Walrus
 
2003-10-17 05:20:58 AM  
I wonder if they're an internet gang...WEB SIIIIIIIITE!!!!!
 
2003-10-17 05:49:39 AM  
duuuuuude - it's a Greek word, not an English word. It is also correctly spelled.
 
2003-10-17 06:06:06 AM  
Note that I'm not saying that the US dialect is worse, but it ain't what I think of when I hear someone say they speak "english" - but then I've learnt the Queens own english since fourth grade (like every other norwegian out here).

where the hell did that come from
 
2003-10-17 07:12:24 AM  
tamarah: Norway, obviously. But that's beside the point...

\say cheese!
 
2003-10-17 07:45:26 AM  

What a buch of idiots. I remember a few years back a bunch of stupid teens vandalized a house when the owners were on vacations. They did about $50k in damages (at least), and they videotaped the whole thing.

Now, would Don Corleone videotape his goons whacking a snitch? Hell no! Would Tony Montana videotape himself picking up a load of cocaine? Hell no!

Crime isn't a career for the stupid. Truly successful criminals are the ones you never hear about, because they don't get caught. Either that, or they get elected to public office.

 
2003-10-17 08:52:31 AM  
If you are taking pictures while committing crimes, you aren't a gang any more .... you are officially a flash mob.
 
2003-10-17 09:07:37 AM  
This seems to happen all the time. Stupid farking kids-

*Stay off my lawn, dammit!
 
2003-10-17 09:24:29 AM  
This from the country that brought us the "Great Train Robbery"! Their criminals have gone the way of the rest of the Empire, down the toilet!
 
2003-10-17 10:22:14 AM  
farking assholes in Europe still say that Americans are stupid.
 
2003-10-17 10:22:30 AM  
"Don't you know the Queen's English?"

"Well, I'm sure she is!"
 
2003-10-17 11:55:08 AM  
Picture of the gang here: http://tinyurl.com/raze
 
2003-10-17 01:15:09 PM  
Darn Hooligans.
 
2003-10-17 02:56:17 PM  
"The break-in is believed to have taken place between 5pm on Friday and 7am on Monday."

So there is a distinct possibility that the break-in MAY have happened either while people were still there on Friday? Or perhaps it occurred after its discovery Monday morning?
 
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