So with the liberal no longer able to moderate the crazy, how insane will this go?

Is colbert in it?

Don't care otherwise.

oh boy. time to grab a beer. I love these things. less candidates = more screen time = more time to go off the rails = lulz

Will my liver make it to November?

This or Fashion Police Golden Globes edition?

It's a Fox News debate. So you know all the talking points will be hit.

mrshowrules: AdolfOliverPanties: There's another farking debate? Is that an even dozen now?

/haven't watched any
//shows nothing more than the depth of society's farkedness
///worse than the farking Kardashians

No one has kept an accurate count. 12 sounds close.

Heh. (new window)

May 5, 2011 Watch Entire Video (83 minutes)
Location: Peace Center in Greenville, SC
Sponsor: Fox News and South Carolina Republican Party
Participants: Johnson, Paul, Cain, Pawlenty, Santorum

June 13, 2011 Watch Entire Video (100 minutes) - Post-Debate Analysis
Location: Saint Anselm College in Manchester, NH
Sponsor: CNN, WMUR-TV and New Hampshire Union Leader
Participants: Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Paul, Pawlenty, Romney, Santorum

August 11, 2011 Watch Entire Video (80 minutes)
Location: Iowa State University in Ames, Iowa
Sponsor: Fox News, The Washington Examiner and the Republican Party of Iowa
Participants: Bachmann, Romney, Pawlenty, Paul, Cain, Huntsman, Santorum, Gingrich

September 5, 2011 Palmetto Freedom Forum
Watch Entire Video (2 hours)
Location: Columbia, South Carolina
Sponsor: Senator Jim DeMint and the American Principles Project
Participants: Romney, Gingrich, Bachmann, Cain, Paul

September 7, 2011 Watch Entire Video (108 minutes)
Location: Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA
Sponsor: Reagan Library, NBC News and Politico
Participants: Perry, Paul, Huntsman, Romney, Santorum, Gingrich, Bachmann, Cain

September 12, 2011 Watch Entire Video (100 minutes)
Location: Florida State Fair Grounds in Tampa, FL
Sponsor: CNN and the Tea Party Express
Participants: Perry, Bachmann, Romney, Paul, Gingrich, Cain, Santorum, Huntsman

September 22, 2011 Watch Entire Video (2 hours)
Location: The Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, FL
Sponsor: Fox News, Google and Florida Republican Party
Participants: Perry, Bachmann, Romney, Paul, Gingrich, Cain, Santorum, Huntsman, Johnson

October 11, 2011 Watch Entire Video (2 hours)
Location: Dartmouth College in Hanover, NH
Sponsor: Bloomberg, The Washington Post and WBIN-TV
Participants: Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Huntsman, Paul, Perry, Romney, Santorum

October 18, 2011 Watch Entire Video (1 hr 40 minutes)
Location: Sands Expo Convention Center in Las Vegas, NV
Sponsor: CNN and the Western Republican Leadership Conference
Participants: Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Paul, Perry, Romney, Santorum

November 5, 2011 The Cain/Gingrich Lincoln-Douglas Debate
Watch Entire Video (80 minutes)
Location: The Woodlands Resort & Conference Center in Houston, Texas
Sponsor: Texas Tea Party Patriots PAC
Participants: Cain, Gingrich

November 9, 2011 Watch Entire Video (91 minutes)
Location: Oakland University in Rochester, Michigan
Sponsor: CNBC, the Michigan Republican Party and Oakland University
Participants: Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Huntsman, Paul, Perry, Romney, Santorum

November 12, 2011 Watch Entire Video (80 minutes)
Location: Wofford College in Spartanburg, South Carolina
Sponsor: CBS News, The National Journal and the South Carolina Republican Party
Participants: Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Huntsman, Paul, Perry, Romney, Santorum

November 19, 2011 Thanksgiving Family Forum
Watch Entire Video (2 hours)
Location: First Federated Church in Des Moines, Iowa
Sponsor: The Family Leader
Participants: Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Paul, Perry, Santorum

November 22, 2011 Watch Entire Video (90 minutes)
Location: DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, DC
Sponsor: CNN, The Heritage Foundation and the American Enterprise Institute
Participants: Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, Huntsman, Paul, Perry, Romney, Santorum

December 3, 2011 Mike Huckabee Presidential Forum
Watch Entire Video (80 minutes)
Location: Fox News Headquarters in New York City
Sponsor: Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee and Fox News
Participants: Romney, Perry, Bachmann, Gingrich, Santorum, Paul

December 10, 2011 Watch Entire Video (90 minutes)
Location: Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa
Sponsor: ABC News, ABC5/WOI-DT, The Des Moines Register and Republican Party of Iowa
Participants: Romney, Perry, Bachmann, Gingrich, Santorum, Paul

December 12, 2011 Gingrich/Huntsman Lincoln-Douglas Debate
Watch Entire Video (90 minutes)
Location: Saint Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire
Sponsor: Saint Anselm College
Participants: Gingrich, Huntsman

December 15, 2011 Watch Entire Video
Location: Sioux City Convention Center in Sioux City, Iowa
Sponsor: Fox News and Republican Party of Iowa
Participants: Bachmann, Gingrich, Huntsman, Paul, Perry, Romney, Santorum

January 7, 2012 Watch Entire Video (1 hr 22 mins)
Location: Saint Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire
Sponsor: ABC News and WMUR
Participants: Santorum, Romney, Paul, Perry, Gingrich, Huntsman

January 8, 2012 Watch Entire Video (1 hr 20 mins)
Location: Chubb Theatre at the Capitol Center for the Arts in Concord, NH
Sponsor: NBC News, Facebook and the Union Leader
Participants: Santorum, Romney, Paul, Perry, Gingrich, Huntsman

January 14, 2012 Huckabee Forum 2: South Carolina Undecided
Watch Entire Video (80 minutes)
Location: Sottile Theatre at the College of Charleston, South Carolina
Sponsor: Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, Congressman Tim Scott (R-SC) and Fox News
Participants: Romney, Perry, Gingrich, Santorum, Huntsman

swaniefrmreddeer: We have a conservative government, much to my chagrin, but they are left of Obama.

Bull. Shiat.

This has become such a tired truism. The only reason the Conservatives here aren't doing more right wing farktardery is that the preexisting polical culture, institutions and legal system is just left enough not to let them. Put any of the Cons in the US political system and they are barking right-wing-authoritarian dogma and gumming up the works with the worst of 'em.

Stuck at work, will miss out on DERPCON 2 (now that Huntsman is gone). It's a shame, I really wanted to break in Fox News on my TV, for the lulz.

SilentStrider: AdolfOliverPanties: ///worse than the farking Kardashians

now now, lets not be hasty.

At least the Kardashians offer some T&A prospects.

If RON PAUL gets nekkid, we're all gouging our eyes out.

After tonight...

January 19, 2012 8pm ET on CNN
Location: Charleston, SC
Sponsor: CNN and the Southern Republican Leadership Conference
Participants: Romney, Gingrich, Santorum, Huntsman, Paul, Perry*

January 23, 2012 9pm ET on NBC
Location:University of South Florida in Tampa, Florida
Sponsor: The Tampa Bay Times, NBC News, the National Journal and the Florida Council of 100
Participants: TBD

January 26, 2012 Air time TBD on CNN
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Sponsor: CNN, CNN en Español, The Hispanic Leadership Network and The Republican Party of Florida
Participants: TBD

February 22, 2012 8pm ET on CNN (Originally Dec 1, then Nov 30)
Location: Mesa Arts Center in Mesa, Arizona
Sponsor: CNN and the Republican Party of Arizona
Participants: TBD

March 1, 2012 8pm ET on CNN
Location: Georgia
Sponsor: CNN and the Georgia Republican Party
Participants: TBD

March 5, 2012 Air time TBD on NBC
Location: Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA
Sponsor: Reagan Library, NBC News and Politico
Participants: TBD

March 19, 2012 9pm ET on PBS
Location: Portland, OR
Sponsor: Oregon Public Broadcasting, NPR, PBS, The Washington Times and the Oregon Republican Party
Participants: TBD

...so far.

I assume one of the questions will be "Just how much do you fear what would happen to America if Obama won a second term as president by rigging the election?"

Type_Hard: Anybody know if there is an official Twitter hashtag for the debate?

#tardfight
If it isn't it should be.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: After tonight...

January 19, 2012 8pm ET on CNN
Location: Charleston, SC
Sponsor: CNN and the Southern Republican Leadership Conference
Participants: Romney, Gingrich, Santorum, Huntsman, Paul, Perry*

January 23, 2012 9pm ET on NBC
Location:University of South Florida in Tampa, Florida
Sponsor: The Tampa Bay Times, NBC News, the National Journal and the Florida Council of 100
Participants: TBD

January 26, 2012 Air time TBD on CNN
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Sponsor: CNN, CNN en Español, The Hispanic Leadership Network and The Republican Party of Florida
Participants: TBD

February 22, 2012 8pm ET on CNN (Originally Dec 1, then Nov 30)
Location: Mesa Arts Center in Mesa, Arizona
Sponsor: CNN and the Republican Party of Arizona
Participants: TBD

March 1, 2012 8pm ET on CNN
Location: Georgia
Sponsor: CNN and the Georgia Republican Party
Participants: TBD

March 5, 2012 Air time TBD on NBC
Location: Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA
Sponsor: Reagan Library, NBC News and Politico
Participants: TBD

March 19, 2012 9pm ET on PBS
Location: Portland, OR
Sponsor: Oregon Public Broadcasting, NPR, PBS, The Washington Times and the Oregon Republican Party
Participants: TBD

...so far.

The montages from the debates alone will be so amazing to see in an Obama attack ad against Romney.

Ad 1: Lies - 1 full min of like 45 - 60 lies.
Ad 2: Lies, the Sequel, 30 seconds of 20 lies.
Ad 3: Bad Ideas: 1 full min of his foreign policy dumbassery
Ad 4: Loosing His Cool: Gingrich and Perry ganging up on him, 1 full min.

swaniefrmreddeer: GAT_00: swaniefrmreddeer: True enough, I am biased against any one who believes in fairytales, the Mormon part just adds another level of lunacy.

Well then, you probably shouldn't vote for anyone currently running for President.

I'm Canadian, so no worry aboot that. We have a conservative government, much to my chagrin, but they are left of Obama.

Haha that's just what they want you to think.

Just flipped over during a commercial break and saw that fat piece of crap Rove. Screw Fox.

Another debate?

Seriously?

People are still undecided after seven million farking debates?

Serious Black: I assume one of the questions will be "Just how much do you fear what would happen to America if Obama won a second term as president by rigging the election?"

One of them will be "Do you feel the arugula agenda hurts other vegetables' standings, such as pizza?"

TheOther: SilentStrider: AdolfOliverPanties: ///worse than the farking Kardashians

now now, lets not be hasty.

At least the Kardashians offer some T&A prospects.

If RON PAUL gets nekkid, we're all gouging our eyes out.

Like my mother always said, "If life gives you a nekkid RON PAUL, squeeze lemons in your eyes."

heinekenftw: Another debate?

Seriously?

People are still undecided after seven million farking debates?

When your choices (now) are diarrhea, vomit, peanut-ridden feces, bloody diarrhea, and rancid diarrhea, it makes decisiveness tough.

didn't we just do this?

GAT_00: swaniefrmreddeer: True enough, I am biased against any one who believes in fairytales, the Mormon part just adds another level of lunacy.

Well then, you probably shouldn't vote for anyone currently running for President.

Obama included?

PanicMan: didn't we just do this?

Every god damn week, sir. Like Beetlejuice said, he's seen the Exorcist 300 times (paraphrasing here) and it gets funnier every time he sees it.

coeyagi: Serious Black: I assume one of the questions will be "Just how much do you fear what would happen to America if Obama won a second term as president by rigging the election?"

One of them will be "Do you feel the arugula agenda hurts other vegetables' standings, such as pizza?"

Who would you rather tap: Caribou Barbie or Batshiat Crazy...as your running mate?

coeyagi: Serious Black: I assume one of the questions will be "Just how much do you fear what would happen to America if Obama won a second term as president by rigging the election?"

One of them will be "Do you feel the arugula agenda hurts other vegetables' standings, such as pizza?"

Oh God...the sad thing is that Poe's Law doesn't apply to that.

heinekenftw: Another debate?

Seriously?

People are still undecided after seven million farking debates?

All Fartbongo needs to do is show excerpts from the debates, and quote those crazies word-for-word. I say we have MORE republic debates.

TheOther: coeyagi: Serious Black: I assume one of the questions will be "Just how much do you fear what would happen to America if Obama won a second term as president by rigging the election?"

One of them will be "Do you feel the arugula agenda hurts other vegetables' standings, such as pizza?"

Who would you rather tap: Caribou Barbie or Batshiat Crazy...as your running mate?

Batshiat might have less miles on her as her husband went gay some years back, but Caribou would be the one I'd really like to hate fark.

//ignored your last 4 words purposely

coeyagi: PanicMan: didn't we just do this?

Every god damn week, sir. Like Beetlejuice said, he's seen the Exorcist 300 times (paraphrasing here) and it gets funnier every time he sees it.

Jesus. Even if I had been planning to vote Republican at the start of this, I wouldn't now. Did either party do this many 4 years ago?