Golden diamonds?

What if Baby girl is in an accident and isn't perfect anymore?

She's going to go out and grab the first STD that comes along, and THEN let him in her pants.
Mark my words.

"I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach of every planet of every galaxy of the universe", "I need you more than humans need water or food to survive", "You mean more to me than golden diamonds mean to the greediest burglar"

You know, these extremely cheesy statements might actually seem sweet to a girl if not for the fact that the entire time he's saying them he's constantly twitching his eyebrows, swaying back and forth and repeating stuff like he's talking to a pet dog. Future serial killer, for sure.

I couldn't watch more than about 5 seconds, but come on Zuckerberg, just go to Craigslist or something.

That was one of the creepies things I've ever seen on Fark. The hair on my neck literally stood on end.

*shudder*

miss diminutive: That was one of the creepiesT things I've ever seen on Fark. The hair on my neck literally stood on end.

*shudder*

FTFM

/creeped me out so much I lost a t

jaylectricity: And how does one come across this video?

Obsessors dot org. Or Stalkers dot org.
Chocked full of handy tips.

Screech needs to calm the fark down.

I'm not sure who Briona is or what she did, but she's should probably request a school transfer purchase a handgun.

MisterLoki: I'm not sure who Briona is or what she did, but she's should probably request a school transfer purchase a handgun.

A big ole heaping helping of THIS...

Karmacidal: WTFing hell...why aren't any of you saying this is fake??

Please. Let it be fake.

If this is fake someone give this kid an Oscar. If he had said "hello Clarice" I would've wet my pants.

...as he watches the last bit of blood drip from her throat.

Maybe we should censor the net. Because why does that exist?

/also bring back compulsory sterilization
//because why does he..

Looks like Screech's audition tape for Saved by the Bell.

Karmacidal: WTFing hell...why aren't any of you saying this is fake??

Please. Let it be fake.

Ya I got the fake vibe from it too. It was too cheezy. The home depot line gave it away.

.... at least I hope it was farking fake, otherwise this guy is not gonna make it out of high school.

Nuthin' compared to the aicha dude...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMC2N7nmiRs

Holy. Mother. Of. Fark.

I winced through that entire murder confession.

/He's gonna hide the body in that empty closet behind him.

Much. Creepier. (^)

From the headline I was expecting some sort of odd bronie shenanigans.

/expectations were met

His dick was tucked between his legs for sure.

His right arm tucks down his pants at .52sec.

Tony_Pepperoni: Here, THIS one (new window) is better.

sweet christ man!

Couldn't watch it until the end.
/freaked out

Tony_Pepperoni: Or This one...Link (new window)

LMFAO

Isn't Chris Chan a chick now?

NapalmTrancebath: Much. Creepier. (^)




"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever its told"

Well its better than "I'm so horny that semen is backing up behind my eyeballs and the pressure is making me blind so I don't care what you look like."

SO he has a t-shirt you can buy already? So fake.

/Checks watch......5....4....3....2..1...
And he just killed himself. Who had 6 hours in the death pool?

Not quite autotune, but close enough. (new window)

Very creepy. I think he cut out the part where he jacked off for her, though.