full win Ed.

He didn't say nothing about not using ho, skank, tramp, skeeve, slapper...

The "Empire State of Mind" rapper released a poem to his eight-day-old child, Blue Ivy Carter, vowing to never again use the word "b---h," NME reported.

I see her life as a supervillain has already started.

A chick? Perhaps a broad?

Ed Finnerty: Looks like he's got 100 problems now.

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I wonder when he'll change his stance on the N-word.

I'd be more impressed if he didn't call his wife a biatch in his songs. Either it's just a word and you treat it as such, or you find it offensive to women and treat it as such, but this double standard is lame.

Atomic Spunk: I wonder when he'll change his stance on the N-word.

Today's MLK Day. What better time than now?

Sooo...what's he going to do when he performs "99 Problems"?

"I got 99 problems but a strong, confident woman who can take care of herself and doesn't need to rely upon anyone else for her physical or emotional health ain't one. Hit me."

He should start doing Disney movies.

Atomic Spunk: I wonder when he'll change his stance on the N-word.


When and if he finds out there's no money in it anymore.

gimmegimme: Sooo...what's he going to do when he performs "99 Problems"?

"I got 99 problems but a strong, confident woman who can take care of herself and doesn't need to rely upon anyone else for her physical or emotional health ain't one. Hit me."

He can always go the LaForge route:

This couple is emblematic of what passes for American royalty these days: negligible talent so grossly overproduced, overmarketed and overexposed that people assume their ubiquitousness imports relevance.

His use of the word contributed (but not exclusively or entirely but still contributed) to his being in the position to even meet Beyonce, which led to Blue Ivy.......

NOBODY GIVES A SHIAT!

But I'll remember your need to tell everyone this inane detail of your life, along with all the other attention whoring you and your wife have done, next time one of your stupid asses complains about how hard it is to live life in the public eye.

Who wants to be the first to officially call his daughter one?

Why didn't he stop saying it when he married Beyonce?

Back in the 80s, Whitney Houston was on top of the music business. The public persona put forward by her handlers was classy and lady-like. So many young girls looked up to her as a role model full of talent and grace. Then she married Bobby Brown, the "bad boy", and we soon learned that Whitney was nothing at all like we believed. She was a foul-mouthed drug abuser with a ghetto attitude.

I was puzzled when Beyonce married Jay-Z. The guy is a thug, and he's made no effort to hide it. Sure, he has a lot of money, but she has her own money. And if money was what she sought, I'm sure she could have found a man with just as much as Jay-Z. I wonder what we'll see once Beyonce's veil is eventually lifted.

Nana's Vibrator: Why didn't he stop saying it when he married Beyonce?

Because his white manager did not tell him to.

Atomic Spunk: Back in the 80s, Whitney Houston was on top of the music business. The public persona put forward by her handlers was classy and lady-like. So many young girls looked up to her as a role model full of talent and grace. Then she married Bobby Brown, the "bad boy", and we soon learned that Whitney was nothing at all like we believed. She was a foul-mouthed drug abuser with a ghetto attitude.

I was puzzled when Beyonce married Jay-Z. The guy is a thug, and he's made no effort to hide it. Sure, he has a lot of money, but she has her own money. And if money was what she sought, I'm sure she could have found a man with just as much as Jay-Z. I wonder what we'll see once Beyonce's veil is eventually lifted.

Wilford Brimley?

FTFA: "Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich/I didn't think hard about using the word b---h," he wrote. "I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it/Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it."


Seriously? fark YOU JAY-Z!!

You're nothing more than another hypocritical douchebag. So NOW that you have something to lose and someone to care for you want people to behave appropriately? Why do you think people were blasting rap music before? But back then it was "cool" and "edgy", now you became another middle aged conservative man.

FTFA: "No man will degrade her, or call her names," Jay-Z writes."

That cynical, snorting guffaw you hear is every woman, ever.

I only call men, biatches. I think that's cool.

Rapmaster2000: I only call men, biatches. I think that's cool.

The placement of the comma makes your sentence unintentionally hilarious.

/or was it intentional?

What's over-under on their divorce date?

Wow. Done in one. Maybe the best ever.

xalres: NOBODY GIVES A SHIAT!

But I'll remember your need to tell everyone this inane detail of your life, along with all the other attention whoring you and your wife have done, next time one of your stupid asses complains about how hard it is to live life in the public eye.

WTF are you talking about? People had no clue these two were married for a while.
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I never thought of Jay-Z as a thug(maybe because I am black and live in a big city) I see him as more of the artisy type of rapper.
/I have the feeling most of you here would think of Kanye as being a thug when he's really a hipster douche bag nerdy type who can produce music Link (new window)

Once again, The Onion nailed it before it happened:

Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby (new window)

HappyHarryHardOn: Once again, The Onion nailed it before it happened:

Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby (new window)

Why didn't you just link to the article, instead of using that weird redirection URL?

Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby (new window)

rocky_howard: FTFA: "Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich/I didn't think hard about using the word b---h," he wrote. "I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it/Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it."


Seriously? fark YOU JAY-Z!!

You're nothing more than another hypocritical douchebag. So NOW that you have something to lose and someone to care for you want people to behave appropriately? Why do you think people were blasting rap music before? But back then it was "cool" and "edgy", now you became another middle aged conservative man.

Came here to say this, leaving happily. Jay-Z just grew up. Good for him. Pity it took him, what, 42 farking years? "Gee, I got rich calling them 'biatches', but now that I have a daughter, I don't want no man calling her a 'biatch'."

Too late for that, Jay-Z. You, and a lot of folks like you, worked your asses off to program a significant segment of this generation that, hey, they're all biatches and hos - you don't get to back away from that and run off just because you're afraid that some little punk is going to roll up to your house on her Sweet 16 and call your precious farking snowflake a 'biatch'.

It's not like she's not going to hear your classic hits, there, chucklehead. Or end up hanging out with folks interested in her solely because she's Jay-Z's daughter.

Sheesh.

Well, good for him.

Too bad he's so self-centered that it had to wait until HE had a daughter for him to realize he was an asshole.

nonvideas: Well, good for him.

Too bad he's so self-centered that it had to wait until HE had a daughter for him to realize he was an asshole.

And when do you realize that you're an asshole? Soon?

he named his daughter Blue Ivy?!

I think Ima have to choke a biatch

Atomic Spunk: Back in the 80s, Whitney Houston was on top of the music business. The public persona put forward by her handlers was classy and lady-like. So many young girls looked up to her as a role model full of talent and grace. Then she married Bobby Brown, the "bad boy", and we soon learned that Whitney was nothing at all like we believed. She was a foul-mouthed drug abuser with a ghetto attitude.

I was puzzled when Beyonce married Jay-Z. The guy is a thug, and he's made no effort to hide it. Sure, he has a lot of money, but she has her own money. And if money was what she sought, I'm sure she could have found a man with just as much as Jay-Z. I wonder what we'll see once Beyonce's veil is eventually lifted.

Nothing. There's no there, there.

If your status ain't hoooooooood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soulja
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things
If you know what I mean
If your status ain't hooooooooooooood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he looking at me
I need a soulja
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Gotta know to get dough
And he betta be street


She don't need a soulja. She do need to sit her weave wearing, nose job having ass down. Biatch is fake. biatch ain't hood, with her Gwyneth Paltrow worshipping ass. It's not wrong to not be hood. It's commendable to not be hood. But it's wrong to be fake about it, pretending to be hood, pretending to want a hood mystique just because someone told you that's what would sell, and then your Joe Jackson wannabe daddy allowed you to rubber stamp that shiat with a fake added on song-writing credit..

Hawaiian Sophie.

He's married to arguably the most beautiful and talented woman on the planet, but it takes a baby For him to show women some respect? Douchebag.

rocky_howard: You're nothing more than another hypocritical douchebag. So NOW that you have something to lose and someone to care for you want people to behave appropriately? Why do you think people were blasting rap music before? But back then it was "cool" and "edgy", now you became another middle aged conservative man.

Maybe one day you'll care about something too, then you won't worry so much about being "cool" or "edgy".
If yo live that long, dat is.

Jay-Z should give hope to ugly motherfarkers everywhere, just get worth a half billion and you can pull hot ass too...

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lilplatinum: Jay-Z should give hope to ugly motherfarkers everywhere, just get worth a half billion and you can pull hot ass too...

you think we don't know that shiat already?