Why does God hate children?

cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

Maybe he's met some...

Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

When Randal Cobb explains how God told him to take the ball out of the endzone and run a 106 yard touchdown, it stands to reason that he was too busy dealing with that issue to save this kid's life.

Quasar: Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

When Randal Cobb explains how God told him to take the ball out of the endzone and run a 106 yard touchdown, it stands to reason that he was too busy dealing with that issue to save this kid's life.

You think God can't do two things at once?

/thinks thanking God at a sporting event is stupid

Quasar: Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

When Randal Cobb explains how God told him to take the ball out of the endzone and run a 106 yard touchdown, it stands to reason that he was too busy dealing with that issue to save this kid's life.

I think people who thank God for the outcomes in sporting events are pretty dim, but it's certainly not the first thing that pops into my head to biatch about when I read a story like this. (And, for the record, I think Tebow has stated that he doesn't think God cares about the outcome of a game, but is just thanking God in a very general sense. Tebow lays it on thick, but I don't think he's crossed that line as of yet.)

mitchcumstein1: You think God can't do two things at once?

So he can save the toddler, he just won't.

Quasar: mitchcumstein1: You think God can't do two things at once?

So he can save the toddler, he just won't.

I'm not saying he's not an asshole.

136...if you switch the 1 and the 3, you get 316...316?

OMG it's a sign!!

You guys are making too much of the "thanking God" thing. People thank God if they make to the sale rack first on Black Friday.

It's more about having a little hope and wanting something bad enough. Because when something you desire comes to pass, your endorphin's really kick in. You see, having a little hope makes you stronger.

cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

SilentStrider: cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

When I die I expect to find him playing Skyrim.

Bunny Deville: Quasar: SilentStrider: cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

When I die I expect to find him playing Skyrim.

Maybe we were all just nothing but a way to make Skyrim so God could play it?

Also I see what y'all did there, and I approve.

God loves video games and killing children. His favorite past time is when he can combine them. It's when he gets bored that he starts helping people win football games.

SilentStrider: I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

I guess that makes him a farker.

Bathia_Mapes: SilentStrider: I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

I guess that makes him a farker.

What's his handle?

shanrick: Bathia_Mapes: SilentStrider: I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

I guess that makes him a farker.

What's his handle?

Godthefatherthesonandtheholyghost

GOD for short.

I tebowed when I found where I put my cigarettes.

TheOther: Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

Isn't 'shiatty little people' the textbook definition of 'toddlers'?

And incontinent dwarfs.

Dr. Nick was right.. It IS possible for someone to die of skin failure...

:(

Poor kid..

Quasar: SilentStrider: cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

When I die I expect to find him playing Skyrim.

God used to save little children, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

Why do people even pray to God? You think God doesn't notice everything going on in your life? He's fricken' God! It's not like he needs the bat signal or anything.

GaryPDX: 136...if you switch the 1 and the 3, you get 316...316?

OMG it's a sign!!

That's not all of it. If you add the digits together, 1 + 3 + 6, you get 10, and if you look at the digits of that, you get 1 and 0 . . which is obviously simply notation for binary states, which means of course that God is a computer, or an android! And if you multiply 1 times 3 times 6, you get 18, which is the same thing if you multiply all three of them in the reverse order--6 times three times 1--and if you add the digits of that up, you get 9, which combined with the six from 136 you get 15, which is Tim Tebow's number! You also even get that if you subtract the three from 18, which just proves it all!

It's so simple! Tim Tebow is robotic jesus!

Praying to God for anything, even if you're the most devout Christian or whatever religion, is farking stupid if you give a moment's thought about it.

This Tebow 24/7 shiat is getting old. You trolls need to get over your butthurt.