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2012-01-16 05:06:59 PM
Why does God hate children?
 
2012-01-16 05:11:03 PM
cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

Maybe he's met some...
 
2012-01-16 05:14:12 PM
Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.
 
2012-01-16 05:26:29 PM
yay jebus
 
2012-01-16 05:39:57 PM
Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

When Randal Cobb explains how God told him to take the ball out of the endzone and run a 106 yard touchdown, it stands to reason that he was too busy dealing with that issue to save this kid's life.
 
2012-01-16 05:42:22 PM
Quasar: Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

When Randal Cobb explains how God told him to take the ball out of the endzone and run a 106 yard touchdown, it stands to reason that he was too busy dealing with that issue to save this kid's life.


You think God can't do two things at once?

/thinks thanking God at a sporting event is stupid
 
2012-01-16 05:47:17 PM
Quasar: Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

When Randal Cobb explains how God told him to take the ball out of the endzone and run a 106 yard touchdown, it stands to reason that he was too busy dealing with that issue to save this kid's life.


I think people who thank God for the outcomes in sporting events are pretty dim, but it's certainly not the first thing that pops into my head to biatch about when I read a story like this. (And, for the record, I think Tebow has stated that he doesn't think God cares about the outcome of a game, but is just thanking God in a very general sense. Tebow lays it on thick, but I don't think he's crossed that line as of yet.)
 
2012-01-16 05:59:59 PM
mitchcumstein1: You think God can't do two things at once?

So he can save the toddler, he just won't.
 
2012-01-16 06:03:19 PM
Quasar: mitchcumstein1: You think God can't do two things at once?

So he can save the toddler, he just won't.


I'm not saying he's not an asshole.
 
2012-01-16 06:35:29 PM
136...if you switch the 1 and the 3, you get 316...316?

OMG it's a sign!!
 
2012-01-16 06:41:58 PM
You guys are making too much of the "thanking God" thing. People thank God if they make to the sale rack first on Black Friday.

It's more about having a little hope and wanting something bad enough. Because when something you desire comes to pass, your endorphin's really kick in. You see, having a little hope makes you stronger.
 
2012-01-16 06:48:33 PM
cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
 
2012-01-16 06:59:52 PM
SilentStrider: cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.


When I die I expect to find him playing Skyrim.
 
2012-01-16 07:48:16 PM
Quasar: SilentStrider: cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

When I die I expect to find him playing Skyrim.


Maybe we were all just nothing but a way to make Skyrim so God could play it?

Also I see what y'all did there, and I approve.
 
2012-01-16 07:50:49 PM
Bunny Deville: Quasar: SilentStrider: cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

When I die I expect to find him playing Skyrim.

Maybe we were all just nothing but a way to make Skyrim so God could play it?

Also I see what y'all did there, and I approve.


God loves video games and killing children. His favorite past time is when he can combine them. It's when he gets bored that he starts helping people win football games.
 
2012-01-16 07:53:30 PM
SilentStrider: I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

I guess that makes him a farker.
 
2012-01-16 08:50:14 PM
Bathia_Mapes: SilentStrider: I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

I guess that makes him a farker.


What's his handle?
 
2012-01-16 08:56:27 PM
shanrick: Bathia_Mapes: SilentStrider: I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

I guess that makes him a farker.

What's his handle?


Godthefatherthesonandtheholyghost

GOD for short.
 
2012-01-16 08:59:07 PM
I tebowed when I found where I put my cigarettes.
 
2012-01-16 09:02:33 PM
Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

Isn't 'shiatty little people' the textbook definition of 'toddlers'?
 
2012-01-16 09:14:55 PM
TheOther: Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

Isn't 'shiatty little people' the textbook definition of 'toddlers'?


And incontinent dwarfs.
 
2012-01-16 09:34:02 PM
media-cdn.pinterest.com
 
2012-01-16 09:41:16 PM
Oh man, I wish I hadn't clicked and seen the photo. Now it's all dusty up in here. Poor little guy :(
 
2012-01-16 09:41:25 PM
mitchcumstein1: Quasar: Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

When Randal Cobb explains how God told him to take the ball out of the endzone and run a 106 yard touchdown, it stands to reason that he was too busy dealing with that issue to save this kid's life.

You think God can't do two things at once?


Well, evidently not.
 
2012-01-16 09:43:05 PM
Dr. Nick was right.. It IS possible for someone to die of skin failure...

:(

Poor kid..
 
2012-01-16 09:43:55 PM
Are you saying Jebus can't hit a curve ball?
 
2012-01-16 09:44:33 PM
Quasar: SilentStrider: cretinbob: Why does God hate children?

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.

When I die I expect to find him playing Skyrim.


God used to save little children, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
 
2012-01-16 09:44:59 PM
29.media.tumblr.com

\oblig
 
2012-01-16 09:45:11 PM
Reminds me of this guy:Link (new window) only worse/=.

Freaking sad documentary.
 
2012-01-16 09:45:17 PM
Repent, or ye will likewise pass for only 136 yards.
 
2012-01-16 09:46:48 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Thanks Jebus!"
 
2012-01-16 09:48:00 PM
God does care for kids. He knew his life would be painful and he took him back home.

Why do some think that a natural death is a bad thing?

He got sick and he passed. He is no longer suffering.

Yet some would think him living with this bad and the other him dying with this bad.

WTH?
 
2012-01-16 09:48:21 PM
www.shutupjesus.com
 
2012-01-16 09:48:29 PM

I would never even imagined a disease like that existed. But now that I know, I have a list of enemies I wish this disease on...


Poor kid. Couldn't even eat without the skin in the mouth breaking open.

 
2012-01-16 09:50:04 PM
It kinda reminds me of one of the sickest/funniest "The Onion" headlines I've read. "Baby born with cancer dies, turns out he's not much of a fighter."
 
2012-01-16 09:51:06 PM
isn't saying God did something he didn't do "taking the Lord's name in vain".? I mean, seriously Tebow...God did not help you make that freaking touchdown pass or whatever the hell it is you said he did because i'm pretty sure God doesn't give a flying fark all about the god-damned Broncos.

/poor baby. that kind of disorder must SUCK
 
2012-01-16 09:51:45 PM
attention span of a retarded fruit fly: God does care for kids. He knew his life would be painful and he took him back home.

Why do some think that a natural death is a bad thing?

He got sick and he passed. He is no longer suffering.

Yet some would think him living with this bad and the other him dying with this bad.

WTH?




You clearly miss the point. It is sad because a child died. It is sad because a child suffered needlessly before he died. He did not die a "natural" death, he died a horrible, painful death. It is tragic, and I wonder of those making light of the situation, how many themselves have children?
 
2012-01-16 09:52:07 PM
Why do people even pray to God? You think God doesn't notice everything going on in your life? He's fricken' God! It's not like he needs the bat signal or anything.
 
2012-01-16 09:52:22 PM
btr.michaelkwan.com


God ?
*looks up*
No god
 
2012-01-16 09:52:56 PM
Seeing something like this really makes me wish we had more prenatal screenings and gave parents the choice whether or not to continue the pregnancy rather than have somebody live a brutal life of pain. Not to mention the rest of us who have to watch him choke on the fourth down.
 
2012-01-16 09:53:07 PM
Holy shiat that is terrible. In some cases maybe it's better to put the kid out of its suffering early on. I mean the little guy needed sedatives just to take a bath because of the pain. That's messed up.
 
2012-01-16 09:53:31 PM
GaryPDX: 136...if you switch the 1 and the 3, you get 316...316?

OMG it's a sign!!


That's not all of it. If you add the digits together, 1 + 3 + 6, you get 10, and if you look at the digits of that, you get 1 and 0 . . which is obviously simply notation for binary states, which means of course that God is a computer, or an android! And if you multiply 1 times 3 times 6, you get 18, which is the same thing if you multiply all three of them in the reverse order--6 times three times 1--and if you add the digits of that up, you get 9, which combined with the six from 136 you get 15, which is Tim Tebow's number! You also even get that if you subtract the three from 18, which just proves it all!

It's so simple! Tim Tebow is robotic jesus!
 
2012-01-16 09:53:34 PM
mitchcumstein1: Quasar: mitchcumstein1: You think God can't do two things at once?

So he can save the toddler, he just won't.

I'm not saying he's not an asshole.


Now there is the understatement of the year century human existence
 
2012-01-16 09:53:55 PM
Praying to God for anything, even if you're the most devout Christian or whatever religion, is farking stupid if you give a moment's thought about it.
 
2012-01-16 09:54:05 PM
Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

And you're paying to be a part of it. Money well spent?
 
2012-01-16 09:54:07 PM
I'm guessing more people were praying for Tebow.
 
2012-01-16 09:54:33 PM
[idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg]
 
2012-01-16 09:56:20 PM
TheOther: Nabb1: Wow, there are some really shiatty little people on this website.

Isn't 'shiatty little people' the textbook definition of 'toddlers'?


Or Farkers?
 
2012-01-16 09:57:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-16 09:57:12 PM
This Tebow 24/7 shiat is getting old. You trolls need to get over your butthurt.
 
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