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veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-16 05:08:11 PM
Bob ?
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-16 05:37:23 PM
I will have you know that I set the bar for my accomplishments quite low subby.
Radak
2012-01-16 05:37:51 PM
Matt?
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-16 05:38:42 PM
It is in this economy, damnit.
obamadidcoke
2012-01-16 05:38:48 PM
Good for the cripple.
what_now
2012-01-16 05:38:59 PM
I was going to go to the gym today, but it was cold...
One Bad Apple
2012-01-16 05:40:13 PM
Stu ?
MrEricSir
2012-01-16 05:41:04 PM
This guy is amazing. I bet he could climb Everest with his hands tied behind his back.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-16 05:41:11 PM
Dude wrestles, powerlifts, fights in MMA, and now climbs mountains. Pretty badass little dude.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-01-16 05:43:34 PM
what_now
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I was going to go to the gym today, but it was cold...
Not only that, but I'm having stirring problems with my beef bourgogne after adding a little too much flour.
/more wine!!
9beers
2012-01-16 05:44:48 PM
I worked today for the first time in 3.5 months. After sitting on my ass for so long, you're damn right it was an accomplishment.
what_now
2012-01-16 05:45:17 PM
AlwaysRightBoy
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what_now: I was going to go to the gym today, but it was cold...
Not only that, but I'm having stirring problems with my beef bourgogne after adding a little too much flour.
/more wine!!
well sure, but how is that going to help the soup?
SumoJeb
2012-01-16 05:45:42 PM
I'm pretty sure walking to work is harder than hiking Kilimanjero. BFD. Lemme know when he frees The Nose.
ElLoco
2012-01-16 05:46:24 PM
That person required less oxygen for the climb and was significantly lighter than he should have been.
Those are a couple of big advantages for something like that.
Torhathel
2012-01-16 05:47:10 PM
Both peaks?
kvinesknows
2012-01-16 05:47:28 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Dude wrestles, powerlifts, fights in MMA, and now climbs mountains. Pretty badass little dude.
[ticketbiscuit.files.wordpress.com image 510x328]
yeah whatever, what are the rules... no kicking or hitting in the head or chest and only submission can be used?
I bet he dont actually climb the mountain either. just endures it while someone pulls him hum.
Nurglitch
2012-01-16 05:48:00 PM
How the hell does he do in MMA? Wrestling, I can see, but MMA?!
Nogale
2012-01-16 05:48:29 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Dude wrestles, powerlifts, fights in MMA, and now climbs mountains. Pretty badass little dude.
[ticketbiscuit.files.wordpress.com image 510x328]
OK. There are a number of severely handicapped people who practice martial arts. However, there is NO WAY that a person of even moderate skill couldn't beat the crap out of them if they went all out. It's good that the able-bodied don't, it speaks to kindness and respect, but a competitor with no legs and only partial arms who isn't knocked out in seconds is being pitied. Maybe it's the right thing to do, maybe not.
23FPB23
2012-01-16 05:48:37 PM
Art?
Sticky Hands
2012-01-16 05:48:51 PM
my butt is three times as lazy as this guy is driven, it also weighs roughly three times what he does.
on top of that, there was some snow this morning and a real possible chance of maybe slippery driving conditions and some coldness. so... yeah pretty impressive.
J. Frank Parnell
2012-01-16 05:49:17 PM
I was thinking he'd be easy prey in an MMA match, but after further thought none of his limbs can be submitted, and the rules don't allow you to kick a guy sitting on the ground, so the matches would instead be incredibly boring.
But still, good for him. Living his dreams despite physical reality.
Vorpal
2012-01-16 05:49:23 PM
Torhathel
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Both peaks?
Congratulations to the Maynard twins
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-16 05:49:23 PM
How is he a "hero" exactly. I admit it's an amazing PERSONAL feat. I just can't see the heroic.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-01-16 05:49:37 PM
what_now
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AlwaysRightBoy: what_now: I was going to go to the gym today, but it was cold...
Not only that, but I'm having stirring problems with my beef C after adding a little too much flour.
/more wine!!
well sure, but how is that going to help the soup?
It's NOT soup, it's bœuf bourguignon
Torhathel
2012-01-16 05:49:52 PM
/hot
TomD9938
2012-01-16 05:50:20 PM
Nurglitch
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How the hell does he do in MMA? Wrestling, I can see, but MMA?!
He just sits there and takes a beating.
I could have faced Tyson in his prime. It wouldnt have been pretty, but I could have faced him (for about two seconds).
bikerbob59
2012-01-16 05:50:25 PM
veedeevadeevoodee
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Bob ?
What?
dickfreckle
2012-01-16 05:50:45 PM
Subby, why must you constantly belittle my great accomplishments? You ever tried going to work with a bad case of whiskey sh*ts and a splitting headache? That's true grit, son.
kvinesknows
2012-01-16 05:51:14 PM
Nurglitch
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How the hell does he do in MMA? Wrestling, I can see, but MMA?!
Oh MY God
That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFWCZJyP1vE
bikerbob59
2012-01-16 05:51:24 PM
Show-off....
sammichtester
2012-01-16 05:55:02 PM
I would drop kick him in the eye!
Point02GPA
2012-01-16 05:57:52 PM
Well, to be honest, not having to put on socks, shoes, and gloves does appear to offer a significant advantage.
Kinmuan
2012-01-16 06:00:15 PM
I don't mean to be indelicate, but I don't see it in this article or elsewhere...How is he climbing?
Does he have an extension for each limb that are climbing hooks? Or is he just being 'backpacked' by another team member?
I legitimately interested in the mechanics of this whole thing. I could see him having special attachments but...I'm really just curious.
Craptastic
2012-01-16 06:01:35 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Dude wrestles, powerlifts, fights in MMA, and now climbs mountains. Pretty badass little dude.
[ticketbiscuit.files.wordpress.com image 510x328]
Whereas I admire that guy's dedication and training, were *I* an MMA fighter, I'd flat out refuse to fight him. There is nothing to gain by fighting a guy with no legs and flipper-hands. If you win, you gain nothing, but if you lose, you lost to a flipper-man. Nope!
Siberwulf
2012-01-16 06:11:05 PM
Kurt & Rod?
EngineerAU
2012-01-16 06:11:39 PM
Kinmuan
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I don't mean to be indelicate, but I don't see it in this article or elsewhere...How is he climbing?
Does he have an extension for each limb that are climbing hooks? Or is he just being 'backpacked' by another team member?
I legitimately interested in the mechanics of this whole thing. I could see him having special attachments but...I'm really just curious.
There was an article a few months go where he was training by climbing Stone Mountain in Atlanta. He had the stubs of his apendages wrapped in heavy duty tape so he could do most of the hiking himself. While Kilimanjaro is much more of a hike than a climb it's not a paved sidewalk either. There are plenty of places where he would have to had help but that would mostly be a lift up here and there. I'm going to guess the most difficult part for him was the mountain of scree that must be climbed through on summit day. It'd be quite difficult to not inhale a lung full of dust being as close to the ground as he is not to mention he could easily end up rolling down because the scree is so loose especially after daybreak. Quite the accomplishment!
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-16 06:12:27 PM
Kinmuan
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I don't mean to be indelicate, but I don't see it in this article or elsewhere...How is he climbing?
Does he have an extension for each limb that are climbing hooks? Or is he just being 'backpacked' by another team member?
I legitimately interested in the mechanics of this whole thing. I could see him having special attachments but...I'm really just curious.
I don't want to spoil it for anyone... but here's a leaked shot from basecamp:
fusillade762
2012-01-16 06:13:14 PM
What *do* you call a man with no arms and no legs on the top of a mountain?
Stray Slacker
2012-01-16 06:13:36 PM
R.A. Dickey?
Siberwulf
2012-01-16 06:17:22 PM
fusillade762
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What *do* you call a man with no arms and no legs on the top of a mountain?
T. Boggin
Onkel Buck
2012-01-16 06:21:47 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Kinmuan: I don't mean to be indelicate, but I don't see it in this article or elsewhere...How is he climbing?
Does he have an extension for each limb that are climbing hooks? Or is he just being 'backpacked' by another team member?
I legitimately interested in the mechanics of this whole thing. I could see him having special attachments but...I'm really just curious.
I don't want to spoil it for anyone... but here's a leaked shot from basecamp:
[www.real-world-physics-problems.com image 450x338]
I dont know if it's cool to click the funny button, but that cracked me the hell up
vudukungfu
2012-01-16 06:22:24 PM
That guy is my li'l brudder.
And he made it on his own.
sammichtester
2012-01-16 06:24:12 PM
He beat me up with his awesome head lock!
RyansPrivates
2012-01-16 06:27:21 PM
Well of course he could, he has less weight to pull around than the rest of us. See if he could do it with both legs and arms. That would impress me.
Roxy Monoxide
2012-01-16 06:34:25 PM
sammichtester
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He beat me up with his awesome head lock!
What?! In,
the
, hell...
UsikFark
2012-01-16 06:34:51 PM
what_now
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AlwaysRightBoy: what_now: I was going to go to the gym today, but it was cold...
Not only that, but I'm having stirring problems with my beef bourgogne after adding a little too much flour.
/more wine!!
well sure, but how is that going to help the soup?
fark the soup, need to get a pack of Camels and call some old flames...
Tempted
2012-01-16 06:38:42 PM
Dusty?
my lip balm addiction
2012-01-16 06:39:40 PM
what_now
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I was going to go to the gym today, but it was cold...
I live by these wise words: "The church is close, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but I will walk carefully."
DrZiffle
2012-01-16 06:50:50 PM
Did he found a dead lion up there?
KidneyStone
2012-01-16 07:10:58 PM
I woke up, drank coffee, had a few smokes then brewed a batch of beer. I have nothing on this guy
Except 5 gallons of beer
/allow 6-8 weeks for delivery
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