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There is so much natural gas in pipelines and in storage that the whole system might totally explode. Sleep tight, and stay warm
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exvaxman
2012-01-16 04:22:32 PM
May I add that the local "We hate everything we will not allow anything" group that stopped a NG pipeline in our area that was meant to power a massive power station fought tooth and nail because pipelines were "evil". After all was said and done with the PSC/lawsuits/etc, we are buying the dirtiest coal available because it is cheap and there "may" be better options for pollution stuff. After the "we hate everything" group realized that they were going to be stuck with coal they changed their mind about a NG line. Too late due to the lawsuits.
Norv Turner
2012-01-16 04:46:43 PM
What company owns these pipelines?
Where's my broker? Who has a match?
ArkAngel
2012-01-16 04:53:26 PM
Where's John McClaine when you need him?
rocinante721
2012-01-16 04:57:33 PM
Not nearly as devastating, delicious as the Great Boston Molassy Splosion.
dryknife
2012-01-16 05:02:34 PM
Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
NewportBarGuy
2012-01-16 05:02:55 PM
I'm glad I heat my home with the carcasses of dead hookers.
GaryPDX
2012-01-16 05:16:35 PM
dryknife
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Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
Becuase it doesn't fit the left's electric cars Green
TM
agenda. And it's dinosaur farts.
Nabb1
2012-01-16 05:19:01 PM
Interesting. According to
this
(new window) the potential export market has a huge upside, though it might mean some higher prices for domestic consumers. I guess you have to assess which is more important.
GAT_00
2012-01-16 05:28:32 PM
The last hours of ancient sunlight are going to kill us one way or another.
Runs_With_Scissors_
2012-01-16 05:35:29 PM
GaryPDX
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dryknife: Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
Becuase it doesn't fit the left's electric cars GreenTM agenda. And it's dinosaur farts.
God, you're a cock.
It's never too early for you the threadshiate is it?
Ennuipoet
2012-01-16 05:37:52 PM
Just like me on refried bean night!
LouDobbsAwaaaay
2012-01-16 05:54:52 PM
Runs_With_Scissors_
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GaryPDX: dryknife: Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
Becuase it doesn't fit the left's electric cars GreenTM agenda. And it's dinosaur farts.
God, you're a cock.
It's never too early for you the threadshiate is it?
Not as long as there are people like you around to shower him with attention, no.
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-16 05:54:52 PM
I can haz heat?
dustman81
2012-01-16 05:55:44 PM
Thanks for the glut, my gas supplier is selling me gas at $3.68/Mcf this month. I feel sorry for those who have to rely on oil for heating. They're getting the royal screw job.
The low price of natural gas is, ironically, due to the high price of oil. Since natural gas is a natural byproduct of oil drilling, the glut will continue due to oil exploration. Reportedly, in some oil fields, they could give away the natural gas for free and still make money hand over fist due to the price of oil. So basically, the natural gas is just a bonus.
Natural gas price plunge aids families, businesses
LarryDan43
2012-01-16 05:56:22 PM
Well, that would raise prices. Hmmm...
imontheinternet
2012-01-16 05:57:55 PM
Natural gas prices are extremely low.
I guess my gas company didn't get the memo.
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-16 06:02:20 PM
I wonder if subby understands that they can close the valve at the wellhead...
GaryPDX
2012-01-16 06:04:21 PM
Runs_With_Scissors_
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GaryPDX: dryknife: Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
Becuase it doesn't fit the left's electric cars GreenTM agenda. And it's dinosaur farts.
God, you're a cock.
It's never too early for you the threadshiate is it?
It's true. Natural Gas is a fossil fuel. Fossil Fuels are taboo to the Greenies on the left. Vehicles can easily be converted to using NG or LNG. You can even fill your tanks at home if you have NG service at home. It's THE cleanest fossil fuel there is and America has plenty of it.
Why isn't it being used? It's a fossil fuel..icky icky. It's not new, T. Boone Pickens has been trying to sell it for at least 5 years. But he's one of those icky oil tycoons.
There is no reason NG(LNG) shouldn't be widely used except one, a contrary political agenda at work.
Fizpez
2012-01-16 06:12:23 PM
I can tell what the price of NG is doing by the number of "LOCK IN YOUR NATURAL GAS RATES NOW!!!!!! ZOMGBBQ!!!!!" mailings I get in a month.
Provided you are not currently locked in the number of mailings is inversely proportional to the direction of NG prices.
Two winters ago (maybe it was three, I'm getting old and forgetful) the lock in rate was $12.xx./MCF - I think they're paying about $2/mcf right now - with all the add ons they can come up with I think my rate is somewhere below $4/mcf.
St_Francis_P
2012-01-16 06:17:02 PM
dryknife
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Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
The buses and county vehicles In Germantown, MD run on LPG. You can't just pour it in the gas tank, the conversion requires installing a heavy, thick-walled pressurized tank. Then there's the problem of where you get fuel. It's mostly practical for large fleets of heavy vehicles.
MrSteve007
2012-01-16 06:22:38 PM
The problem with natural gas is that, historically, it's been wildly variable on price:
Every 2-3 years, it'll go from $~2 to >$12 a MCF. If you bought a NG furnace in 2002, the cost of heat your home increased nearly 4-fold by 2006 - and now it's back to 2002 prices. As soon as we open up a couple NG exporting terminals in US, expect those prices to skyrocket again.
GaryPDX
2012-01-16 06:25:47 PM
St_Francis_P
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dryknife: Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
The buses and county vehicles In Germantown, MD run on LPG. You can't just pour it in the gas tank, the conversion requires installing a heavy, thick-walled pressurized tank. Then there's the problem of where you get fuel. It's mostly practical for large fleets of heavy vehicles.
Yea..many government fleets are already converted using Liquid Propane. LNG is even easier and has been going on since the 30's.
/Correction: I have been saying NG when it should be
CNG
(new window). 12 Million vehicles strong so far.
dustman81
2012-01-16 06:29:50 PM
MrSteve007
:
The problem with natural gas is that, historically, it's been wildly variable on price:
[theinflationist.com image 558x343]
Every 2-3 years, it'll go from $~2 to >$12 a MCF. If you bought a NG furnace in 2002, the cost of heat your home increased nearly 4-fold by 2006 - and now it's back to 2002 prices. As soon as we open up a couple NG exporting terminals in US, expect those prices to skyrocket again.
The spike in 2005 was due to Katrina, in that drills in the Gulf of Mexico were shut down. The spike in 2008 was due to speculators pulling their money out of mortgage backed securities and into commodities (oil spiked, then crashed during this time, too).
However, with the advent of fracking in areas like the Marcellus Shale and the high price of oil, which is encouraging exploration (oil companies are not going to turn down free money in the form of natgas, no matter how cheap it is), the market is glutted and most likely remain so for some time.
beta_plus
2012-01-16 06:33:33 PM
GaryPDX
:
Runs_With_Scissors_: GaryPDX: dryknife: Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
Becuase it doesn't fit the left's electric cars GreenTM agenda. And it's dinosaur farts.
God, you're a cock.
It's never too early for you the threadshiate is it?
It's true. Natural Gas is a fossil fuel. Fossil Fuels are taboo to the Greenies on the left. Vehicles can easily be converted to using NG or LNG. You can even fill your tanks at home if you have NG service at home. It's THE cleanest fossil fuel there is and America has plenty of it.
Why isn't it being used? It's a fossil fuel..icky icky. It's not new, T. Boone Pickens has been trying to sell it for at least 5 years. But he's one of those icky oil tycoons.
There is no reason NG(LNG) shouldn't be widely used except one, a contrary political agenda at work.
/hot like lighting dinosaur farts
ShadowLAnCeR
2012-01-16 06:35:15 PM
As a worker of a NG firm, I'm getting a kick ect...
darkscout
2012-01-16 06:37:32 PM
GaryPDX
:
There is no reason NG(LNG) shouldn't be widely used except one, a contrary political agenda at work.
That and the whole energy density thing. And lack of filling stations. It's easy if you're running a fleet that comes home every night.
It's surprisingly easy to run about anything on NG of some sort (Propane to Methane). Just fumigate the intake and run the spark like normal. There are numerous 'how to's on line for how to convert your lawnmower to propane.
Lord Dimwit
2012-01-16 06:43:29 PM
GaryPDX
:
Runs_With_Scissors_: GaryPDX: dryknife: Why aren't we running more vehicles on this stuff?
Becuase it doesn't fit the left's electric cars GreenTM agenda. And it's dinosaur farts.
God, you're a cock.
It's never too early for you the threadshiate is it?
It's true. Natural Gas is a fossil fuel. Fossil Fuels are taboo to the Greenies on the left. Vehicles can easily be converted to using NG or LNG. You can even fill your tanks at home if you have NG service at home. It's THE cleanest fossil fuel there is and America has plenty of it.
Why isn't it being used? It's a fossil fuel..icky icky. It's not new, T. Boone Pickens has been trying to sell it for at least 5 years. But he's one of those icky oil tycoons.
There is no reason NG(LNG) shouldn't be widely used except one, a
contrary political agenda at work
the lack of a massive distribution infrastructure and ease of transport without complex storage requirements to maintain temperature and pressure, contrasted with electricity which has a distribution network reaching essentially every building in the United States and with gasoline which needs not be maintained at a low temperature to remain stable
.
FTFY
sparkeyjames
2012-01-16 06:47:46 PM
Yet strangely your heating bill will not go down. They will find some other way to
extract the cash from your pocket. Some hidden fee or maintenance fee.
/oh wait my bill went down a wopping $7. oooooooo I'm rich.
simusid
2012-01-16 06:50:50 PM
One town over from me lost a house to NG 2 years ago. The biggest piece of the house left I could pick up with one hand. Pieces were embedded in adjacent houses.
About 3 weeks ago we had 8 911 calls for "smell of natural gas" in houses and two schools in the span of 3 hours. I was expecting a giant ker-splosion.
ecmoRandomNumbers
2012-01-16 06:59:36 PM
dustman81
:
Thanks for the glut, my gas supplier is selling me gas at $3.68/Mcf this month. I feel sorry for those who have to rely on oil for heating. They're getting the royal screw job.
The low price of natural gas is, ironically, due to the high price of oil. Since natural gas is a natural byproduct of oil drilling, the glut will continue due to oil exploration. Reportedly, in some oil fields, they could give away the natural gas for free and still make money hand over fist due to the price of oil. So basically, the natural gas is just a bonus. Natural gas price plunge aids families, businesses
$230/ton for pellets (delivered). We use around 800-1000 pounds a month. It's reconstituted sawdust and exempt from EPA no-burn rules.
zerkalo
2012-01-16 07:05:40 PM
The ivory back-scratcher market will plummet!
rohar
2012-01-16 07:09:21 PM
We're at $160/ton but we're surrounded by sawmills so I'm guessing that's a big part of the difference. I'm on about 15 wooded acres, so just cleaning out the trees that die on their own keeps me in firewood for the shop. If that weren't enough, there's a geothermal heat pump in the house as well and all our electricity is hydro.
I can't remember where my carbon footprint went.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-16 07:09:43 PM
dustman81
:
Thanks for the glut, my gas supplier is selling me gas at $3.68/Mcf this month. I feel sorry for those who have to rely on oil for heating. They're getting the royal screw job.
The low price of natural gas is, ironically, due to the high price of oil. Since natural gas is a natural byproduct of oil drilling, the glut will continue due to oil exploration. Reportedly, in some oil fields, they could give away the natural gas for free and still make money hand over fist due to the price of oil. So basically, the natural gas is just a bonus. Natural gas price plunge aids families, businesses
If you get it from an underground pipe it's extremely cheap right now. There was a time not so long ago when it fluctuated like a mother.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-16 07:10:16 PM
I ate at Taco Bell for lunch, so I have a surplus of natural gas, too
CujoQuarrel
2012-01-16 07:15:10 PM
NewportBarGuy
:
I'm glad I heat my home with the carcasses of dead hookers.
You wait till they're dead?
GaryPDX
2012-01-16 07:17:25 PM
Lord Dimwit
:
There is no reason NG(LNG) shouldn't be widely used except one, a contrary political agenda at work the lack of a massive distribution infrastructure and ease of transport without complex storage requirements to maintain temperature and pressure, contrasted with electricity which has a distribution network reaching essentially every building in the United States and with gasoline which needs not be maintained at a low temperature to remain stable.
FTFY
Dude, much of America has Natural Gas available to homes. It's nothing for them run a spur for a fueling station. They actually have standard pricing for that, go figure. I heat my house, stove, oven, furnace, dryer on Natural Gas. I spend about 80.00 a month.
The whole country is a spider web of a century of gas lines...ummm..well..like the article states.
There's a HUGE infrastructure available
eagles95
2012-01-16 07:19:42 PM
CujoQuarrel
:
NewportBarGuy: I'm glad I heat my home with the carcasses of dead hookers.
You wait till they're dead?
He's humane.
GaryPDX
2012-01-16 07:23:56 PM
darkscout
:
GaryPDX: There is no reason NG(LNG) shouldn't be widely used except one, a contrary political agenda at work.
That and the whole energy density thing. And lack of filling stations. It's easy if you're running a fleet that comes home every night.
It's surprisingly easy to run about anything on NG of some sort (Propane to Methane). Just fumigate the intake and run the spark like normal. There are numerous 'how to's on line for how to convert your lawnmower to propane.
Umm, no. You're the one that needs to do more research. We'll just leave it that.
Dinobot
2012-01-16 07:25:17 PM
ArkAngel
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Where's John McClaine when you need him?
came for this
/yippy ki yay
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-16 07:27:15 PM
I have no problem with natural gas as a source of fuel for whatever they want to adapt it to (I've never understood how "natural gas refrigerators" work, however), and I'm 75 percent leftie.
/capital punishment OK with me
//gotta be super-
duper
sure he did it, though
SomethingToDo
2012-01-16 07:29:03 PM
Give a man a match and fuel, and he can be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
notto
2012-01-16 07:29:24 PM
GaryPDX
:
It's true. Natural Gas is a fossil fuel. Fossil Fuels are taboo to the Greenies on the left. Vehicles can easily be converted to using NG or LNG. You can even fill your tanks at home if you have NG service at home. It's THE cleanest fossil fuel there is and America has plenty of it.
Why isn't it being used? It's a fossil fuel..icky icky. It's not new, T. Boone Pickens has been trying to sell it for at least 5 years. But he's one of those icky oil tycoons.
There is no reason NG(LNG) shouldn't be widely used except one, a contrary political agenda at work.
Both Al Gore and Harry Reid support Pickens plan related to NG to fuel vehicles.
Link
(new window)
What political 'lefties" are against it?
GaryPDX
2012-01-16 07:31:49 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers
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$230/ton for pellets (delivered). We use around 800-1000 pounds a month. It's reconstituted sawdust and exempt from EPA no-burn rules.
Just for shiats and giggles, sooo if I spend $920 dollars I could survive a Oregon winter with maybe some left over?
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-16 07:32:46 PM
notto
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GaryPDX:
It's true. Natural Gas is a fossil fuel. Fossil Fuels are taboo to the Greenies on the left. Vehicles can easily be converted to using NG or LNG. You can even fill your tanks at home if you have NG service at home. It's THE cleanest fossil fuel there is and America has plenty of it.
Why isn't it being used? It's a fossil fuel..icky icky. It's not new, T. Boone Pickens has been trying to sell it for at least 5 years. But he's one of those icky oil tycoons.
There is no reason NG(LNG) shouldn't be widely used except one, a contrary political agenda at work.
Both Al Gore and Harry Reid support Pickens plan related to NG to fuel vehicles.
Link (new window)
What political 'lefties" are against it?
The ones who get up tight about drilling and fracking. So that's quite a few of them.
notto
2012-01-16 07:33:39 PM
"The NAT GAS Act encompasses the basic principle of the 'Make It In America' initiative that when we make more products in America, all Americans can make it," Congressman Larson said. "Legislation such as the NAT GAS Act focuses on tapping into the potential we already have in this country and providing incentives to expand that industry domestically. Natural gas is abundant, affordable, but most importantly` American. Passing the NAT GAS Act not only puts us on a path to energy independence, it has the potential to create over 600,000 jobs across the country that will last for generations to come."
The NAT GAS Act enjoys wide bipartisan and bicameral support from over 180 Democrats and Republicans, including the moderate Blue Dog Coalition and President Barack Obama. Additionally, the bill has the support of energy Tycoon, T. Boone Pickens, who includes natural gas as part of the "Pickens Plan."
Link
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GaryPDX
2012-01-16 07:36:21 PM
notto
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What political 'lefties" are against it?
The far lefties, the envrotards. So why doesn't the left trumpet Natural Gas? WHY?
WHY?
Shouldn't we be hearing it from the rafters?
I want Al Gore himself selling Natural Gas on TV. He can fly in on his jet that runs on Unicorn farts.
notto
2012-01-16 07:38:24 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses
:
What political 'lefties" are against it?
The ones who get up tight about drilling and fracking. So that's quite a few of them.
Can you name some? The use of NG is is quite a few democratic party platforms at the state level. Just want to find these elusive lefties. Can you point them out by name? We know it's not Reid, Gore, or the Texas DNC.
Being against unregulated and unchecked fracking does not mean that they do not suppor NG for auto. They simply want to have regulations in place to ensure safety and sustainability.
Link
(new window)
notto
2012-01-16 07:42:19 PM
GaryPDX
:
notto: What political 'lefties" are against it?
The far lefties, the envrotards. So why doesn't the left trumpet Natural Gas? WHY? WHY? Shouldn't we be hearing it from the rafters?
I want Al Gore himself selling Natural Gas on TV. He can fly in on his jet that runs on Unicorn farts.
You should read state and national DNC platforms. It's there. Why are the righties not shouting it from the rafters? Not trumpeting it based on your standards does not mean they are against it. You said they are against it yet you can't demonstrate it.
Can you point to an example of one of these envrotards? Still not seeing what you are talking about.
"Clean, abundant, and reliable energy is essential to a strong American economy. We support investment in research and development to spur domestic energy production and enhance efficiency. New technologies -- natural gas, energy efficiency, renewable energy -- developed in partnership with American industries and scientists are increasing productivity and creating jobs." (DNC Platform)
Link
(new window)
GaryPDX
2012-01-16 07:47:11 PM
notto
:
GaryPDX: notto: What political 'lefties" are against it?
The far lefties, the envrotards. So why doesn't the left trumpet Natural Gas? WHY? WHY? Shouldn't we be hearing it from the rafters?
I want Al Gore himself selling Natural Gas on TV. He can fly in on his jet that runs on Unicorn farts.
You should read state and national DNC platforms. It's there. Why are the righties not shouting it from the rafters? Not trumpeting it based on your standards does not mean they are against it. You said they are against it yet you can't demonstrate it.
Can you point to an example of one of these envrotards? Still not seeing what you are talking about.
"Clean, abundant, and reliable energy is essential to a strong American economy. We support investment in research and development to spur domestic energy production and enhance efficiency. New technologies -- natural gas, energy efficiency, renewable energy -- developed in partnership with American industries and scientists are increasing productivity and creating jobs." (DNC Platform)
Link (new window)
Nice try. You had control of Congress since 2006. You lost complete control in 2010. You had 5 years, 5 FARKING YEARS, to promote this. You're masters chose to dump cash on bird choppers and solar panels.
ecmoRandomNumbers
2012-01-16 07:47:52 PM
GaryPDX
:
ecmoRandomNumbers: $230/ton for pellets (delivered). We use around 800-1000 pounds a month. It's reconstituted sawdust and exempt from EPA no-burn rules.
Just for shiats and giggles, sooo if I spend $920 dollars I could survive a Oregon winter with maybe some left over?
Probably. I live at 7,000 feet. We hit below freezing every night from late October to April. We use the stove from September to May. (Our last snowstorm was May 2 last year.)
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