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(io9) Silly How much energy would the Death Star require to destroy Earth? And would the Enterprise be able to make short work of the lumbering sphere?   (io9.com) divider line 299
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2012-01-16 02:17:03 PM
as far as i know...there has never been any time travel mentioned in star wars.

they do that on a regular basis in star trek.

-so...the federation would stop the sith, any way they could.
 
2012-01-16 02:17:05 PM
Lumbering?

Star Wars ships can cross the galaxy in a matter of hours. Star Trek ships are limited to a fairly small region of space.

/Star Wars fanatic
//Star Trek fanatic, too
 
2012-01-16 02:23:45 PM
the star wars galaxy is "just a galaxy" in the universe.

there is no distinct reference to a hyperdrives capabilities vs. a warp driven starship.

and the empire hasn't even figured out how to build a transporter.

although lucas hinted at that tech in the original "star wars".

-there was no evidence to support that claim, however.
 
2012-01-16 02:27:07 PM
the ability to teleport matter...is astounding, in the extreme.

hell...even sg-1 could have kicked the empires ass.

o'neill...with "2 L's"...ftw.
 
2012-01-16 02:29:17 PM
and i never saw any evidence that the "death star" could make the jump into hyperspace.

it was taken out by inferior spaceships, twice.
 
2012-01-16 02:34:42 PM
NeedlesslyCanadian: Lumbering?

Star Wars ships can cross the galaxy in a matter of hours. Star Trek ships are limited to a fairly small region of space.

/Star Wars fanatic
//Star Trek fanatic, too


FTL speed in Star Wars has never made much sense to me with the reverse calculation, but they had to somehow incorporate that stupid line from A New Hope.
 
2012-01-16 02:36:53 PM
Bauer: and i never saw any evidence that the "death star" could make the jump into hyperspace.

Except for that whole it traveled from Alderaan to Yavin in the original damned movie thing?

And either presumably or confirmed by the EU (whichever you prefer), it also had to travel from where it was built to get as far as Alderaan.
 
2012-01-16 02:39:34 PM
Sorry but the Enterprise was more manueverable but in an average battle on the show they lose their shields in about 3 hits. The superior weaponry of the Empire would prevail
 
2012-01-16 02:42:19 PM
if i trot out my "star wars" map of their galaxy...it's not "that far" from alderaan to yavin.

if the thing had hyperspace capabilities...it would have been there before the millenium falcon had time to "refuel".

right?
 
2012-01-16 02:53:46 PM
NuttierThanEver: Sorry but the Enterprise was more manueverable but in an average battle on the show they lose their shields in about 3 hits. The superior weaponry of the Empire would prevail

Except during the Dominion War. You watch those scenes and the only ship that seems to have shields is the Defiant.
 
2012-01-16 02:54:39 PM
The ships in the Star Trek universe are severely undergunned. It seems like direct phaser hits barely scratch the hulls of enemy ships. And their size is tiny it seems.

Cardassian ships are freaking huge compared to most of the ships in the Federation.

Also, I could never understand why the Defiant was so damn small.
 
2012-01-16 02:54:53 PM
Bauer: and i never saw any evidence that the "death star" could make the jump into hyperspace.

it was taken out by inferior spaceships, twice.



The battlestation also included two massive sublight engines in the midsection, as well as a formidable hyperdrive system. Driven by 123 individual generators tied to one navigational matrix, the Class 4 hyperdrive was fast enough to allow the Death Star to travel thousands of light years from Alderaan to Yavin IV in only a few hours.
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The first time it was taken out by the force, the second time it was those damn Ewoks. The most feared race in all the Galaxy.
 
2012-01-16 02:57:02 PM
Bauer: if i trot out my "star wars" map of their galaxy...it's not "that far" from alderaan to yavin.

Alderaan's a Core world while Yavin is in the Outer Rim, and off of the main hyperspace spines.
 
2012-01-16 02:59:53 PM
Teknowaffle: Cardassian ships are freaking huge compared to most of the ships in the Federation.

A Sovereign-Class ship is a full 1000 feet longer than a Galor-Class. The ones you're thinking about are Romulan Warbirds.

And no, I didn't know the sizes off the top of my head, I went and looked them up. I'm not THAT bad.
 
2012-01-16 03:01:04 PM
NuttierThanEver: Sorry but the Enterprise was more manueverable but in an average battle on the show they lose their shields in about 3 hits. The superior weaponry of the Empire would prevail

you are assuming that "turbo lasers" can penetrate a federation starships shields.
the federation has bested many an opponent using that type of weapon.

and with abolative armor...and modulated shields...the empire would be no match for the feds.

a standard photon torpedo is capable of much more damage than any imperial craft could withstand.

and also...a federation ship could easily beam a photon torpedo into the death star, once the shields have been "cracked".

even with the death stars mighty "blaster"...it only faces one side.

there is no way the federation would lose in a battle with a death star.

the federation would win...hands down.
 
2012-01-16 03:05:10 PM
if the emperors "force powers" were so magnificent...he wouldn't need a death star.

i get it...

lightsabers are cool...but they are no match for the federation.
 
2012-01-16 03:07:32 PM
Bauer: NuttierThanEver: Sorry but the Enterprise was more manueverable but in an average battle on the show they lose their shields in about 3 hits. The superior weaponry of the Empire would prevail

you are assuming that "turbo lasers" can penetrate a federation starships shields.
the federation has bested many an opponent using that type of weapon.

and with abolative armor...and modulated shields...the empire would be no match for the feds.

a standard photon torpedo is capable of much more damage than any imperial craft could withstand.

and also...a federation ship could easily beam a photon torpedo into the death star, once the shields have been "cracked".

even with the death stars mighty "blaster"...it only faces one side.

there is no way the federation would lose in a battle with a death star.

the federation would win...hands down.


images4.fanpop.com
 
2012-01-16 03:10:58 PM
"Quadanium steel or Quadanium alloy was an extremely durable metallic substance. The surface of the first and second Death Stars were made of quadanium steel. The planet Despayre was a source of quadanium for the construction of the first Death Star. Quadanium was a registered trademark within the Empire. The TIE/ln starfighter and all of its decedents were also made out of Quadanium steel."

i'm sure that lucas came up with all of this. lol!

that explains why a tie fighter could easily be desrtoyed...and yet, the death star was so badass.

and the "information" on the death stars "hyperdrive"?

lol lol lol

well then...the enterprise could summon demons with a six demon bag!!!

i heard it somewhere...so it must be true!
 
2012-01-16 03:13:09 PM
AmorousRedDragon: Bauer: NuttierThanEver: Sorry but the Enterprise was more manueverable but in an average battle on the show they lose their shields in about 3 hits. The superior weaponry of the Empire would prevail

you are assuming that "turbo lasers" can penetrate a federation starships shields.
the federation has bested many an opponent using that type of weapon.

and with abolative armor...and modulated shields...the empire would be no match for the feds.

a standard photon torpedo is capable of much more damage than any imperial craft could withstand.

and also...a federation ship could easily beam a photon torpedo into the death star, once the shields have been "cracked".

even with the death stars mighty "blaster"...it only faces one side.

there is no way the federation would lose in a battle with a death star.

the federation would win...hands down.

[images4.fanpop.com image 640x360]


lol

are we going to base this "discussion" from what was shown in the actual movies...or some fanbois heresay?

tada!
 
2012-01-16 03:16:30 PM
NeedlesslyCanadian: Bauer: if i trot out my "star wars" map of their galaxy...it's not "that far" from alderaan to yavin.

Alderaan's a Core world while Yavin is in the Outer Rim, and off of the main hyperspace spines.


that's just a run around the block to a warp driven starship.

look at how quickly the "new" enterprise made it to vulcan, from earth.
 
2012-01-16 03:22:08 PM
you have to ask yourself...why choose the name "star wars".

obviously..."the adventures of luke starkiller"...or "the star wars"...didn't have the punch to compete with star trek.

so you have "star wars".

that in itself, is an admission of inferiority...and "i got nothing", on lucas' part.
 
2012-01-16 03:26:02 PM
images4.fanpop.com
i do not believe in dental floss!
 
2012-01-16 03:43:22 PM
Kirk banged that green chick. Your argument is invalid.
 
2012-01-16 03:45:47 PM
Bauer: are we going to base this "discussion" from what was shown in the actual movies...or some fanbois heresay?

Alright buddy.

Death Star II

Size:
>900KM (~450KM to burn through to reach the fusion core, Enterprise was too wide to fly into the superstructure)

Armament:
Composite Superlaser
15000 Turbolaser batteries
15000 Heavy Turbolaser batteries
7500 Laser cannon batteries
5000 Ion cannon batteries
760 Tractor beam generators
7200 TIE starfighters
16 Capital ships
2480 GAT-12 Skipray blastboats
1860 Dropships
13000 Support craft, including ground assault

Personnel:
485560 Crew
152275 Gunners
1295950 Troops
127570 Infantry
75860 Technical personnel
334432 Pilots

Impenetrable Shield projector protected by a legion of elite Stormtroopers

Enterprise NCC-1701-D

Size:
642M Wide
467M Long
137M High

Armament:
12 Typ-X phaser banks (5.1 MW)
3 Photon torpedo launchers (275 ammo capacity)

Crew:
1012 Standard
5000 Maximum

Crappy shield generator that would go down within 10 minutes during a full-on assault.
---

Let's say the Enterprise miraculously manages to survive long enough to take out the shield projector, well now it's the #1 target of the entire battlegroup. You think with the Deathstar fully operational the Enterprise would even be able to get within range to beam anything inside the core? The Superlaser would already have been brought to bear on it at this point.

I'll let the facts speak for themselves as to who would be utterly destroyed in this fight.
 
2012-01-16 03:54:29 PM
AmorousRedDragon: I'll let the facts speak for themselves as to who would be utterly destroyed in this fight

the technology that the enterprise has in people's shiatters has enough power to destroy the death star many times over. Think about it - those replicators can create a couple pounds of food in a couple of second. That'd be like dropping the death star in to the sun. And they use that to make tea and shiat.
 
2012-01-16 04:02:46 PM
Teknowaffle: The ships in the Star Trek universe are severely undergunned. It seems like direct phaser hits barely scratch the hulls of enemy ships. And their size is tiny it seems.

Cardassian ships are freaking huge compared to most of the ships in the Federation.

Also, I could never understand why the Defiant was so damn small.


The Defiant was a warship, not an standard Federation-ship. It's intentionally small, there's no reason for it to be bigger.
 
2012-01-16 04:05:34 PM
AmorousRedDragon: Bauer: are we going to base this "discussion" from what was shown in the actual movies...or some fanbois heresay?

Alright buddy.

Death Star II

Size:
>900KM (~450KM to burn through to reach the fusion core, Enterprise was too wide to fly into the superstructure)

Armament:
Composite Superlaser
15000 Turbolaser batteries
15000 Heavy Turbolaser batteries
7500 Laser cannon batteries
5000 Ion cannon batteries
760 Tractor beam generators
7200 TIE starfighters
16 Capital ships
2480 GAT-12 Skipray blastboats
1860 Dropships
13000 Support craft, including ground assault

Personnel:
485560 Crew
152275 Gunners
1295950 Troops
127570 Infantry
75860 Technical personnel
334432 Pilots

Impenetrable Shield projector protected by a legion of elite Stormtroopers

Enterprise NCC-1701-D

Size:
642M Wide
467M Long
137M High

Armament:
12 Typ-X phaser banks (5.1 MW)
3 Photon torpedo launchers (275 ammo capacity)

Crew:
1012 Standard
5000 Maximum

Crappy shield generator that would go down within 10 minutes during a full-on assault.
---

Let's say the Enterprise miraculously manages to survive long enough to take out the shield projector, well now it's the #1 target of the entire battlegroup. You think with the Deathstar fully operational the Enterprise would even be able to get within range to beam anything inside the core? The Superlaser would already have been brought to bear on it at this point.

I'll let the facts speak for themselves as to who would be utterly destroyed in this fight.


You forgot about the navigational deflector array, which could be quickly programmed to fire a tachyon beam to drain shields, a feedback pulse to channel laser energy back at the opponent, or a host of other things to turn the deathstar into a vulnerable puppy in very short order. Also, if we're talking about post-Nemesis era ST, then it's likely that the Enterprise is carrying a complement of transphasic torpedoes. If those torpedoes can one-shot a Borg tactical cube, then they'll make quick work of Mr. Palpatine and his goons.
 
2012-01-16 04:09:11 PM
AmorousRedDragon: Impenetrable Shield projector protected by a legion of elite Stormtroopers

So elite they were soundly defeated by half a dozen rebels and a few dozen teddy bears?
 
2012-01-16 04:11:00 PM
AmorousRedDragon: Impenetrable Shield projector protected by a legion of elite Stormtroopers

You mean the elite Stormtroopers who were killed by a bunch of Ewoks?
 
2012-01-16 04:11:42 PM
The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.
 
2012-01-16 04:11:59 PM
Bauer: as far as i know...there has never been any time travel mentioned in star wars.

there was a character who could sort of project himself back and forth in time, briefly, using the Force. But as far as I know, that's it.

Oh, and the correct answer is still the Enterprise.
Turbolasers would not go through their shields.
But what about the giant super laser?
Simple.
"Oh look, that dish on the upper left hand side is a weapon. Put us in a geosynchronous orbit on the other side of the station"
 
2012-01-16 04:13:13 PM
netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

Unless if the Enterprise sends a shuttle craft, or maybe a Peregrine-class ship and shoot a torpedo into the exhaust pipe.
 
2012-01-16 04:16:45 PM
netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

you're severely underestimating the power of photon torpedoes
 
2012-01-16 04:18:46 PM
SilentStrider: netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

you're severely underestimating the power of photon torpedoes


And if they got their hands on some of that "red matter" stuff, game over.
 
2012-01-16 04:23:15 PM
RexTalionis: netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

Unless if the Enterprise sends a shuttle craft, or maybe a Peregrine-class ship and shoot a torpedo into the exhaust pipe.


Right, like the exhaust-port would just be sitting on the surface undefended save for a thing layer of grating. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

SilentStrider: netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

you're severely underestimating the power of photon torpedoes


Unless they're capable of destroying a small metallic moon, I doubt it. They'd dent the surface but that's about it.

Shostie: SilentStrider: netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

you're severely underestimating the power of photon torpedoes

And if they got their hands on some of that "red matter" stuff, game over.


I take back my comment about the "shoot them up the port hole" statement. "Red matter" stuff is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
 
2012-01-16 04:26:42 PM
It really broke my immersion when they claimed the Death Star could be destroyed because no one thought to include a gas-trap in the plumbing.
 
2012-01-16 04:27:09 PM
netweavr: RexTalionis: netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

Unless if the Enterprise sends a shuttle craft, or maybe a Peregrine-class ship and shoot a torpedo into the exhaust pipe.

Right, like the exhaust-port would just be sitting on the surface undefended save for a thing layer of grating. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.


Good news!
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
It doesn't have a grating.
 
2012-01-16 04:31:24 PM
You forgot about the navigational deflector array, which could be quickly programmed to fire a tachyon beam to drain shields, a feedback pulse to channel laser energy back at the opponent, or a host of other things to turn the deathstar into a vulnerable puppy in very short order. Also, if we're talking about post-Nemesis era ST, then it's likely that the Enterprise is carrying a complement of transphasic torpedoes. If those torpedoes can one-shot a Borg tactical cube, then they'll make quick work of Mr. Palpatine and his goons.

While the Enterprise is busy firing it's Tachyon beam, you've got thousands of TIE fighters, bombers and interceptors punishing the hell out of it, not just with laser fire either, each bomber could carry either sixteen concussion missiles, twelve proton torpedoes, eight proton rockets, six space mines, four proton bombs or sixty-four thermal detonators. The various Capital ships (including Vader's Executor) would also be unleashing a torrent of weaponry on the puny Enterprise. Transphasic torpedoes? The Borg Cubes were only 3KM in diameter, who knows if they could have even traversed the 450km out of normal space to reach the core? And without that weapon being effective they would HAVE to take the shields down, and I just don't see their puny little Tachyon beam weakening a shield so powerful it could not even be internally projected, and even if it did it would take longer than it would for the vast amount of firepower present to reduce the Enterprise into dust.
 
2012-01-16 04:32:04 PM
RexTalionis: netweavr: RexTalionis: netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

Unless if the Enterprise sends a shuttle craft, or maybe a Peregrine-class ship and shoot a torpedo into the exhaust pipe.

Right, like the exhaust-port would just be sitting on the surface undefended save for a thing layer of grating. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Good news!
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x480]
It doesn't have a grating.


It also doesn't have fans pushing whatever is being vented out.

ಠ_ಠ
 
2012-01-16 04:33:31 PM
And no one has mentioned that the Death Star could just ram the Enterprise like a windshield splattering a bug.
 
2012-01-16 04:34:20 PM
Shostie: So elite they were soundly defeated by half a dozen rebels and a few dozen teddy bears?

RexTalionis: You mean the elite Stormtroopers who were killed by a bunch of Ewoks?

As I said, most feared race in all the Galaxy.
 
2012-01-16 04:34:54 PM
netweavr: RexTalionis: netweavr: RexTalionis: netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

Unless if the Enterprise sends a shuttle craft, or maybe a Peregrine-class ship and shoot a torpedo into the exhaust pipe.

Right, like the exhaust-port would just be sitting on the surface undefended save for a thing layer of grating. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Good news!
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x480]
It doesn't have a grating.

It also doesn't have fans pushing whatever is being vented out.

ಠ_ಠ


Great, so we agreed that the Death Star might look strong, but it has a ridiculously unprotected weakness that can let it be destroyed by a Federation Shuttle Craft.
 
2012-01-16 04:35:20 PM
netweavr: Teknowaffle: The ships in the Star Trek universe are severely undergunned. It seems like direct phaser hits barely scratch the hulls of enemy ships. And their size is tiny it seems.

Cardassian ships are freaking huge compared to most of the ships in the Federation.

Also, I could never understand why the Defiant was so damn small.

The Defiant was a warship, not an standard Federation-ship. It's intentionally small, there's no reason for it to be bigger.


I perfer the Tim Taylor method. More power. Throw phaser banks and torpedo tubes on every side. Space is 3 dimensional.
 
2012-01-16 04:35:42 PM
Bauer: NeedlesslyCanadian: Bauer: if i trot out my "star wars" map of their galaxy...it's not "that far" from alderaan to yavin.

Alderaan's a Core world while Yavin is in the Outer Rim, and off of the main hyperspace spines.

that's just a run around the block to a warp driven starship.

look at how quickly the "new" enterprise made it to vulcan, from earth.


Vulcan is pretty much Earth's next-door neighbour.

With the exceptions of The Final Frontier (which most self-respecting Trekkies prefer to forget anyway), Where No Man Has Gone Before (which is just generally ignored for whatever reasons), and the Borg transwarp network, Star Trek ships simply aren't capable of traveling the distances traveled by ships of the Star Wars universe.

This gigantic map is deceptive--it represents only a small area of space.
 
2012-01-16 04:36:41 PM
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2012-01-16 04:38:00 PM
RexTalionis: Great, so we agreed that the Death Star might look strong, but it has a ridiculously unprotected weakness that can let it be destroyed by a Federation Shuttle Craft.

Try that again with Death Star II.
 
2012-01-16 04:39:13 PM
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2012-01-16 04:39:18 PM
AmorousRedDragon: RexTalionis: Great, so we agreed that the Death Star might look strong, but it has a ridiculously unprotected weakness that can let it be destroyed by a Federation Shuttle Craft.

Try that again with Death Star II.


The one with holes so big, you can pilot a ship into it directly and shoot at its core?
 
2012-01-16 04:39:41 PM
RexTalionis: netweavr: RexTalionis: netweavr: RexTalionis: netweavr: The thing is, the Death Star is so large that even without it having shields the Enterprise would lack the offensive firepower necessary to destroy it. It could take the entire arsenal of torpedoes and all the directed energy in the phaser banks and still remain functional.

Unless if the Enterprise sends a shuttle craft, or maybe a Peregrine-class ship and shoot a torpedo into the exhaust pipe.

Right, like the exhaust-port would just be sitting on the surface undefended save for a thing layer of grating. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Good news!
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x480]
It doesn't have a grating.

It also doesn't have fans pushing whatever is being vented out.

ಠ_ಠ

Great, so we agreed that the Death Star might look strong, but it has a ridiculously unprotected weakness that can let it be destroyed by a Federation Shuttle Craft.


I'm saying that if you want to have a "realistic" discussion, then we have to through out crap that is obviously just plot-armor.

Otherwise you could argue the Enterprise could sling-shot around a star and start time-traveling. Or that the Death Star could just have a bunch of Dark Jedis link up to smash the Enterprise with the Force. Or that the Enterprise could use transporters to just beam a goddamned torpedo into the shield generator then the reactor-core of the Death Star. Or that the Star Trek people could use a Dominion-trap to take out the Empire's entire fleet. Or that the Death Star could just warp around and one-shot all the Federation planets faster than the Federation could keep up. Or that....
 
2012-01-16 04:41:01 PM
netweavr: Unless they're capable of destroying a small metallic moon, I doubt it. They'd dent the surface but that's about it.

be a hell of a dent. they've got anti-matter as an explosive. That stuff's enough to level a city.
 
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