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BKITU

2012-01-16 01:29:24 PM

WORST CASE: The Chargers retain head coach Norv Turner and general manager A.J. Smith, and...

Oh, never mind. 9-7

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

SilentStrider

2012-01-16 01:35:18 PM

WORST CASE: The Eagles remain competitive, but poor clock management and play calling costs the Eagles a few games, they finish 10-6, and lose in the first round of the playoffs.

Sound familiar to anyone?

yep. I can see that happening.

ManateeGag

2012-01-16 01:38:31 PM

The guy who wrote this is obviously high.

dletter

2012-01-16 01:40:08 PM

BKITU: WORST CASE: The Chargers retain head coach Norv Turner and general manager A.J. Smith, and...

Oh, never mind. 9-7

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Yeah, I was about to say.... SD on paper is their best case, which is usually around 12-4 or 13-3.

SD on the field is usually their worst case, which is generally 6-10 or 7-9. If someone wants to give me 9 wins with SD, I'll definitely take the under.

Harv72b

2012-01-16 01:41:51 PM

I made it through Jacksonville before I realized they weren't going to get any better.

GAT_00

2012-01-16 01:51:51 PM

Yes, let's predict next season before this season is even over and before we have a chance to see how teams stand after free agency and the draft. I'm sure this will be totally accurate.

Quasar

2012-01-16 01:56:43 PM

I don't particularly care for the Dolphins but did anyone else love how they turned into IL DOLPHO, SHATTERER OF PLAYOFF DREAMS in the second half of the season?

TheOther

2012-01-16 01:57:28 PM

Wild-Ass Romo getting hit by lightning is NOT the Cowboys' Worst Case.

The same secondary coming back is the Worst Case 1. Garrett staying on is Worst Case 2.

Chariset

2012-01-16 02:02:56 PM

I read that pretty fast, but does this guy predict any team to actually win the Super Bowl?

obeymatt

2012-01-16 02:22:33 PM

BKITU: WORST CASE: The Chargers retain head coach Norv Turner and general manager A.J. Smith, and...

Oh, never mind. 9-7

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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BKITU

2012-01-16 02:35:31 PM

obeymatt: img710.imageshack.us

IHBT. IHL. IWHAND.

/F Spanos

Peter von Nostrand

2012-01-16 02:39:21 PM

The Cowboys best case scenario is Jerry Jones cedes power over all football operati......... oh fark it, why even bother

DanZero

2012-01-16 02:46:24 PM

WORST CASE: The Pittsburgh o-line gets worse instead of better, and in a fit of frustration early in the season Roethlisberger abruptly retires for what he calls a "safer" career as a helmetless motorcycle daredevil. 7-9

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tricycleracer

2012-01-16 02:53:56 PM

WORST CASE: Half the team is injured in a freak accident during the filming of an insurance commercial, and a depleted Green Bay roster struggles to make the playoffs, finishing 10-6.

Oh, you're a "dancer"?

Di Atribe

2012-01-16 02:54:29 PM

It was all fun & games until I got to the Cowboys' worst case scenario.

FTFA: WORST CASE: After being struck by lightning on a golf course while trying to qualify for the Greater Hookakoochee Open quarterback Tony Romo is lost for the season, forcing the Cowboys to turn in a panic to...

Brett Favre

I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-16 02:57:16 PM

WORST CASE: Peterson's knee injury lingers, Ponder faceplants, and Vikings ownership receives a petition from the people of Minneapolis asking them to move to Los Angeles. 3-13

This is fiesable.

orange storm

2012-01-16 02:58:35 PM

WORST CASE: It's Cleveland. Use your imagination. 0-16

This can happen

imontheinternet

2012-01-16 02:58:54 PM

WORST CASE: For Denver, Tebow gets raptured, and they have a winless season under Orton.

Norv Turner

2012-01-16 03:01:25 PM

BKITU: WORST CASE: The Chargers retain head coach Norv Turner and general manager A.J. Smith, and...

Oh, never mind. 9-7

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

ahmedumair.com

When do you want the losing streak? Beginning, middle or end? Don't worry, I'll destroy your hopes and dreams at some point during the season.

MugzyBrown

2012-01-16 03:01:29 PM

Eagles Worst Case is right to a point, but leaves off: Andy Reid is extended and the option on Michael Vick is picked up.

whatrhymeswithrobert

2012-01-16 03:02:09 PM

STOP LETTING BLEACHER REPORT LINKS GO GREEN!!!

/who dat
//bitter as hell

Mike_LowELL

2012-01-16 03:03:13 PM

Journlolism™

GAT_00

2012-01-16 03:05:00 PM

The link is also badly wrong about contract lengths. Hasselbeck has a 3 year contract with the Titans. Unless they trade him, he's starting next year still. They should give Locker another year. He did pretty well when he had to play, but I'm unconvinced he should start yet.

Treygreen13

2012-01-16 03:05:45 PM

The Dolphins thing is dumb about upgrade at QB. Matt Moore is more than serviceable.

Alkoholiker

2012-01-16 03:09:20 PM

Quasar: I don't particularly care for the Dolphins but did anyone else love how they turned into IL DOLPHO, SHATTERER OF PLAYOFF DREAMS in the second half of the season?

Yes, I did love that. fark you Fireman Doucheball and your fat wanker coach.

Di Atribe

2012-01-16 03:09:28 PM

Guys.... I don't think this is serious analysis. I'm pretty sure the author is trying to make some jokes. Just a hunch...

stebain

2012-01-16 03:09:56 PM

Dare the Bengals break trend and NOT have the sine wave of records?

mynameisdouglas

2012-01-16 03:10:59 PM

Di Atribe: Guys.... I don't think this is serious analysis. I'm pretty sure the author is trying to make some jokes. Just a hunch...

While it was a joke, I think his statement about Ray Lewis assaulting somebody is very realistic.
Not very good overall, but I liked that bit.

downstairs

2012-01-16 03:12:33 PM

Bleacher Report. Why the hell do I keep clicking on their links?

First of all, a scenario where a quarterback goes down will kill 3/4 of all teams.

imapirate

2012-01-16 03:14:44 PM

stebain: Dare the Bengals break trend and NOT have the sine wave of records?

Hey, they're looking good right now. Good, young team, and two 1st round picks this year. Need a good, flashy running back (pleasohplease LaMichael James pleaseohplease). But they're set for the long haul, I think.

/bengals fan
//finally a farking sliver lining

cleveoh

2012-01-16 03:17:01 PM

orange storm: WORST CASE: It's Cleveland. Use your imagination. 0-16

This can happen

No, since I've just given up my season tickets, the Browns are destined to have a spectacular year.

I'm the guy who gave up Indians tickets affer the '94 season, so you can pretty much book it.

Triumph

2012-01-16 03:21:05 PM

Redskins best-case scenario is 6-10?

This guy is wildly optimistic.

Neeek

2012-01-16 03:21:14 PM

Treygreen13: The Dolphins thing is dumb about upgrade at QB. Matt Moore is more than serviceable.

And 8-8 as the best case for Miami? They were kicking people's teeth in the second half of the season. They could go 11-5 next year and it wouldn't be too surprising.

FriarReb98

2012-01-16 03:21:41 PM

imapirate: stebain: Dare the Bengals break trend and NOT have the sine wave of records?

Hey, they're looking good right now. Good, young team, and two 1st round picks this year. Need a good, flashy running back (pleasohplease LaMichael James pleaseohplease). But they're set for the long haul, I think.

/bengals fan
//finally a farking sliver lining

Allow me to shiat on your silver line with two words: Mike Brown.

Killer Cars

2012-01-16 03:23:52 PM

imapirate: Need a good, flashy running back (pleasohplease LaMichael James pleaseohplease). But they're set for the long haul, I think.

James is good, but I don't think there was a single game in the last two years where he didn't end up tweaking something and hobble to the sidelines to miss about 2 or 3 drives minimum. Dude was always hurt.

merkey88

2012-01-16 03:29:23 PM

Chariset: I read that pretty fast, but does this guy predict any team to actually win the Super Bowl?

someone between the 49ers, eagles, pats and packers i believe all had "super bowl hope/dream/etc" written in them

merkey88

2012-01-16 03:31:09 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: This is fiesable.

fiesta bowl? this ain't college

Flappyhead

2012-01-16 03:31:27 PM

whatrhymeswithrobert: STOP LETTING BLEACHER REPORT LINKS GO GREEN!!!

Agreed. A day without Bleacher Report slideshows is like a day of hot crazy sex with Stacey Keibler. You know, awesome.

AliceBToklasLives

2012-01-16 03:32:48 PM

Worst Case Scenario: Slideshow with "pop-up" sign up to our newsletter ad

So I'll just comment on the Bills post: Worst case 4-12, best case 10-6? In other words at best the Bills will have a good season and at worst the Bills will have a poor season. Solid reporting, Mr. Romero.

BKITU

2012-01-16 03:33:01 PM

Norv Turner: When do you want the losing streak? Beginning, middle or end? Don't worry, I'll destroy your hopes and dreams at some point during the season.

Preseason, pl0x.
_{/pssst... it's Norval, not Norvell
//HTH}

becksellent

2012-01-16 03:42:55 PM

Di Atribe: It was all fun & games until I got to the Cowboys' worst case scenario.

FTFA: WORST CASE: After being struck by lightning on a golf course while trying to qualify for the Greater Hookakoochee Open quarterback Tony Romo is lost for the season, forcing the Cowboys to turn in a panic to...

Brett Favre

I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

I'm not even a Cowboys fan, but when I saw That Name, my first thought was YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

/the author, not you, Di :)
//DO NOT WANT more Favre
///also do not want Elway teaching Tebow how to throw, but that's for another thread. :P

Tigger

2012-01-16 03:49:07 PM

WORST CASE: It's Cleveland, use your imagination.

Perfect. They have lost games in more creative ways than any other team.

Don't believe me? Google Dwayne Rudd.

pion

2012-01-16 03:50:24 PM

BKITU: WORST CASE: The Chargers retain head coach Norv Turner and general manager A.J. Smith, and...

Oh, never mind. 9-7

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

So the worst case is they tie for the division lead? Sorry, no matter what the article says, 9 wins is the most any AFC west team is going to get next year.

UNC_Samurai

2012-01-16 03:50:28 PM

Flappyhead: whatrhymeswithrobert: STOP LETTING BLEACHER REPORT LINKS GO GREEN!!!

Agreed. A day without Bleacher Report slideshows is like a day of hot crazy sex with Stacey Keibler. You know, awesome.

AliceBToklasLives: Worst Case Scenario: Slideshow with "pop-up" sign up to our newsletter ad

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! (new window)

DanZero

2012-01-16 03:54:35 PM

becksellent: //DO NOT WANT more Favre
///also do not want Elway teaching Tebow how to throw, but that's for another thread. :P

Not only that but the dude thinks Ben is gonna DIAF?!

/maybe with that o-line if they don't make changes

Lou Cypher

2012-01-16 03:54:53 PM

Seattle Seahawks

BEST CASE: Tavaris Jackson continues to play fairly well...

No, best case is finding a starting QB and returning Jackson to the backup slot he has earned after six years of mediocrity. Bottom third of the league in every significant stat is not playing "fairly well".

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-16 03:58:20 PM

merkey88: Jim from Saint Paul: This is fiesable.

fiesta bowl? this ain't college

It IS for all the Tostidos™ though.

AliceBToklasLives

2012-01-16 04:04:38 PM

UNC_Samurai:
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! (new window)

many thanks

/is there anything the Internet can't do?

Robert1966

2012-01-16 04:05:51 PM

Di Atribe: Guys.... I don't think this is serious analysis. I'm pretty sure the author is trying to make some jokes. Just a hunch...

"Trying" is the operative word.

ColonelSanders33

2012-01-16 04:06:29 PM

Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't the best and worst case be the same for every team?

Best Case: Goes undefeated and wins superbowl

Worst Case: 0-16 and franchise collapses.

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