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LaViergeNoire

2012-01-17 09:25:39 AM

Um, what's a "bikie"?

olapbill

2012-01-17 09:26:26 AM

ok. calling them bikies makes them sound like they're tooling around on Pee-Wee Herman style cycles.

max_pooper

2012-01-17 09:26:51 AM

Can anyone translate that into English for us?

funk_soul_bubby

2012-01-17 09:27:29 AM

RIP LONE WOLF

Jake Havechek

2012-01-17 09:28:31 AM

Scoot jockeys?

Chupacabra Sandwich

2012-01-17 09:29:51 AM

wat

macadamnut

2012-01-17 09:30:13 AM

SAYONARA

noisycat

2012-01-17 09:31:29 AM

LaViergeNoire: Um, what's a "bikie"?

max_pooper: Can anyone translate that into English for us?

Indeed! I must need more coffee.

BenJammin

2012-01-17 09:32:44 AM

I fell down and hurt my bikie.

quisph

2012-01-17 09:32:59 AM

Maybe it's not dead. Maybe it's been buried alive. Quick, someone pour a beer on its face.

Magorn

2012-01-17 09:33:30 AM

olapbill: ok. calling them bikies makes them sound like they're tooling around on Pee-Wee Herman style cycles.

That's what I love about Aussie/British tabloid slang. They can make something as menacing as a member of an outlaw bike gang seem as ridiculous as a Furry with a fetish for ageplay

"Bikie" sounds like someone whose gonna want a nappy on their blankie, rather than a guy who'll shive you with a sharpened screwdriver for looking wrong as his old lady. We should put these guys in charge of comining up with similar nicknames for terrorist groups. While people will run in fear from "al-qaeda" nobody is gonna be scared of "Bin's laddies"

ThrobblefootSpectre

2012-01-17 09:34:07 AM

LaViergeNoire: Um, what's a "bikie"?

Wasn't that one of the teletubbies?

ringersol

2012-01-17 09:37:00 AM

Last time I heard some doucher opine on the subject: bikers ride the ones with motors and bikies ride the ones with pedals.

So I figure you should flip that because Australia is in the southern hemisphere.

hbk72777

2012-01-17 09:38:49 AM

"Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be the Three Rangers? "

AlaricD

2012-01-17 09:41:54 AM

RIP Big Jim Slade (new window)

/am I doing this right?

ThrobblefootSpectre

2012-01-17 09:47:51 AM

Carking bikies. Always bogen the clucky bundy from a gobsmacked cobber. Blighters.

rudemix

2012-01-17 09:51:20 AM

It's a sad day when three members of an outlaw biker group can't harass a dark skinned person without getting shot in the face for it.

badscooter

2012-01-17 09:51:35 AM

RIP Leonard Kosnowski

Missicat

2012-01-17 09:58:22 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]

RIP Leonard Kosnowski

First thing I thought of. Does that make me old?

Bondith

2012-01-17 10:04:48 AM

rudemix: It's a sad day when three members of an outlaw biker group can't harass a dark skinned person without getting shot in the face for it.

Stewth, mate, that's some fair dinkum lingo, no worries, stone the crows, have a chunder down the billabong.

Bondith

2012-01-17 10:06:08 AM

*facepalm*

OK, pretend I quoted ThrobblefootSpectre instead of rudemix

cantsleep

2012-01-17 10:07:07 AM

Have no fear.
Chuck Norris still lives.

Your_Huckleberry

2012-01-17 10:10:21 AM

quisph: Maybe it's not dead. Maybe it's been buried alive. Quick, someone pour a beer on its face.

Make it a Pearl Beer, and be sure to kick in the supercharger.

James F. Campbell

2012-01-17 10:14:25 AM

Magorn: While people will run in fear from "al-qaeda" nobody is gonna be scared of "Bin's laddies"

Well done.

rebelyell2006

2012-01-17 10:15:14 AM

RIP Ranger Manuel T. "Lone Wolf" Gonzaullas

rudemix

2012-01-17 10:21:57 AM

Bondith: *facepalm*

OK, pretend I quoted ThrobblefootSpectre instead of rudemix

Still doesn't help with the initial shock.

Petulant Dwarf

2012-01-17 10:33:13 AM

Reading subby's headline I thought Chuck Norris got killed...

degenerate-afro

2012-01-17 10:36:43 AM

macadamnut: [www.wingdamage.com image 500x290]

SAYONARA

Every time I think "I should read Lone Wolf and Cub", I remember there are 40,000 books for it and I lose my motivation.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf

2012-01-17 10:41:14 AM

A bikie gang called Lone Wolf is like a rock band called Lone Rangers

DrippinBalls

2012-01-17 10:50:35 AM

Someone shot a biker? That's it? Sad tag? MegaBFD.

Packersfan823

2012-01-17 12:28:11 PM

R.I.P. Airwolf

RockofAges

2012-01-17 03:48:36 PM

Petulant Dwarf: Reading subby's headline I thought Chuck Norris got killed...

The best part of that movie was when Chuck was buried under a shiatload of gravel in his truck and started to asphyxiate. So he chugs a beer he had under the seat and then plows his ass out of there.

+1 for Carradine, as well.

Mael99

2012-01-17 05:25:27 PM

OK. I read the article twice, then all the comments. I'm still not sure what a "bikie" is, or what happened.

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