Mormon is better than radical Muslim athiest.

It's the Republican primary, we dont care about his religion. We care about his electability. We are afraid that the godless Democrats can't see past their hate for religion to vote for someone is obviously better than Obama.

Well that's good. Concerns about his religion are retarded.

You should be concerned about the fact that he doesn't hold a position he won't change if the polls tell him to.

You should be concerned that his tax plan will further push the economic divide between the rich and the poor, which will eventually lead to the breakdown of society.

You should be concerned that he would be a TERRIBLE president.

what_now: Well that's good. Concerns about his religion are retarded.

You should be concerned about the fact that he doesn't hold a position he won't change if the polls tell him to.

You should be concerned that his tax plan will further push the economic divide between the rich and the poor, which will eventually lead to the breakdown of society.

You should be concerned that he would be a TERRIBLE president.

But I read in an email that Fartbongo wants to personally kill the living fetus babies of active serving military members at an OWS rally and give their rich fetus goo to welfare recipients.

what_now: You should be concerned that his tax plan will further push the economic divide between the rich and the poor, which will eventually lead to the breakdown of society.

You should be concerned that he would be a TERRIBLE president.

For the GOP those are features instead of bugs.

Well, Party does come before country, ya know?

Aar1012: But I read in an email that Fartbongo wants to personally kill the living fetus babies of active serving military members at an OWS rally and give their rich fetus goo to welfare recipients.

AND THEN PEE ON THE DEAD LIVING FETUS BABIES!!!

A Dark Evil Omen: Don't worry, by November he'll have always been a good Christian and a staunch fiscal and social conservative. I would also not bet my last dollar that by then he won't also have always been from Texas.

That made me laugh, cry, and die inside all at once.

MLK wasn't allowed into Mitt's version of heaven until 1978.

Wait, Romney getting the nomination hasn't been obvious?

We are afraid that the racist Republicans can't see past their hate for President Fart's black black skin to vote for someone is obviously better than the Republican candidates.

Hmm it's equally dumb and wrong when you flip it around

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's the Republican primary, we dont care about his religion. We care about his electability. We are afraid that the godless Democrats can't see past their hate for religion to vote for someone is obviously better than Obama.

Possibly the funniest thing I've read on Fark in a long while. Well done indeed. One of the most amusing things about the coming summer will be watching the "Jesus Camp" types rationalize voting Republican when the GOP nominee is a prominent member of a religion that they preach is a "satanic cult",.

jcooli09: EvilEgg: Mormon is better than radical Muslim athiest.

How so?

For the record, I have concerns about any religion the president self identifies with. In most cases it makes him a liar, in some cases it makes him weak minded and willing to accept an unlikely premise on the basis of what some other guy said was true.

That's what I will never really understand about so many of the religious anyway. How is someone able to be so convinced that he/her flavor of supernatural beliefs is The Truth being able to outright dismiss in the mind that a slightly different (or even largely different) flavors of the supernatural are wrong? For most it just seems to be based on what their family/family religious leader told them as a kid. I will just honestly never understand it.

Granted, many religious people are less set in stone and more open to the possibility of them not having personally solid knowledge of the Ultimate Truth. Unlike the people like Pat Robertson who hear their god(s) talking to them directly in their heads.

No subby, the "liberal" media is now solidifying around Romney, and will put forth the narrative that other Protestants don't hate Mormons as much as they say, that they don't think they worship a moon god, and don't think they are actually servants of the Antichrist.

They want a horse race damn it! They want a horse race and will fight tooth and nail to make it happen.

meat0918: other Protestants

Uh.... I may have forgotten more about religious studies than most people will ever learn in their lives, but I'm pretty sure Mormons aren't considered Protestant.

Jackson Herring: meat0918: other Protestants

Uh.... I may have forgotten more about religious studies than most people will ever learn in their lives, but I'm pretty sure Mormons aren't considered Protestant.

Are they Catholic or Eastern Orthodox Christians? Generally, that's considered Protestant, although I will admit it is not typically something they are called.

Great teeth?

Fantastic hair?

Shoe-in for the party nomination?