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Kelsey Grammer used the Golden Globe stage to dig at his ex-wife by singing the praises of his wonderful new spouse who not only treats him like the king of his castle but is willing to churn out kids two at a time. (pic)
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Rapmaster2000
2012-01-16 11:36:06 AM
Kelsey Grammer tries to turn whores into housewives. He's done it multiple times and he's consistently surprised when things don't work out. He's a moron.
Mugato
2012-01-16 01:02:09 PM
He seems like kind of a dick IRL, even more so than all his characters.
tricycleracer
2012-01-16 01:25:29 PM
Rapmaster2000
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Kelsey Grammer tries to turn whores into housewives. He's done it multiple times and he's consistently surprised when things don't work out. He's a moron.
And he can drive the shiat out of a Dodge Viper.
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-16 01:28:14 PM
Egotistical douche. And Remember
Kayte
, there's plenty of flight attendants for an egotistical douche
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-16 01:29:17 PM
And not a single fark was given that day.
ukexpat
2012-01-16 01:30:58 PM
Scumbag.
cgraves67
2012-01-16 01:44:49 PM
She's close, but she's no Katherine Lee.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-16 01:47:08 PM
Has anyone seen his show?
I was surprised he won, especially given that his show I think is on Starz, but the Hollywood Foreign Press has their heads up their asses anyway. What do you expect? They're foreign!
ongbok
2012-01-16 01:47:47 PM
I don't think he was taking a dig at his ex. He was just saying how happy he is with his new wife and the twins he has on the way. What is he supposed to do say nothing and storm off the stage? The man is happy and he wants the world to know he is happy, that is what happy people do when they get awards.
However the man is an idiot for getting married again. He is an example of somebody who doesn't learn from past mistakes. I bet he didn't even get a prenup this time either.
TravisBickle62
2012-01-16 02:00:33 PM
In 1 1/2 years they will be locked in a bitter divorce battle
dodecahedron
2012-01-16 02:03:58 PM
My head would have been: Crane expects stork.
But I suffered from I don't giveashiatitis.
Pincy
2012-01-16 02:07:14 PM
and then announced backstage that Kayte, 32, is pregnant with twins
32? Wow, I guess some women really do have daddy issues.
Craptastic
2012-01-16 02:11:24 PM
Kelsey Grammer should have swapped wives with Phil Hartman in 1997.
DenisBergkamp
2012-01-16 02:13:05 PM
Is his show actually any good? I mean, it has to be something if he beat out Brian Cranston for his work on season 4 of breaking bad.
Time Traveling Bunnies
2012-01-16 02:49:48 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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Has anyone seen his show?
I was surprised he won, especially given that his show I think is on Starz, but the Hollywood Foreign Press has their heads up their asses anyway. What do you expect? They're foreign!
It's fantastic. I took my time with it, but I loved the heck out of it. It is a political drama though so it might not be for everyone. I'm not saying he's more or less deserving than any other male leads, but he easily earned this award.
Hetfield
2012-01-16 02:50:34 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
:
Has anyone seen his show?
DenisBergkamp
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Is his show actually any good?
Yes, it's fantastic. Solid writing, very good acting, full of very intense moments with touches of brutality. Nothing beats Breaking Bad, but I've enjoyed Boss and Homeland immensely.
FrancoFile
2012-01-16 02:52:08 PM
Pincy
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and then announced backstage that Kayte, 32, is pregnant with twins
32? Wow, I guess some women really
do have daddy issues
are gold-diggers
.
FTFY
lasercannon
2012-01-16 02:55:29 PM
I knew Kelsey was somewhat of a fark up and had some problems in the past, but the whole divorce battle thing really cemented his douche bag status to me. He was already banging his current wife way before he even separated from his previous wife. Then he started started making public comments about how much happier he was with current wife and snide comments insulting her before he was even divorced, not the classiest of actions. But the thing that pissed me off really was him requesting custody of only one of his two children. I may not be a father, but I know that that is something you do not do. Pure asshole maneuver.
I know that a lot of shiat happened to him early in his life and he has some problems with drugs and alcohol, but seriously he needs to grow up. He is a grandfather with two kids on the way. Hell, he will be 75 when they graduate high school and probably on his tenth wife who is probably in kindergarden right now.
Hetfield
2012-01-16 02:59:13 PM
Time Traveling Bunnies
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but he easily earned this award.
Correct, his performance on this show is outstanding.
By the way, I was shocked to learn that the woman who plays his wife on the show is married to Lars Ulrich. She seems so much classier on the show.
Time Traveling Bunnies
2012-01-16 03:03:18 PM
Hetfield
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Correct, his performance on this show is outstanding.
By the way, I was shocked to learn that the woman who plays his wife on the show is married to Lars Ulrich. She seems so much classier on the show.
Huh. I didn't know that either. The only other thing I knew her from was a movie years ago with John Travolta where she played a buttoned-up Army officer. Now.... I can kind of imagine her with Lars.
braedan
2012-01-16 03:07:09 PM
lasercannon
:
I knew Kelsey was somewhat of a fark up and had some problems in the past, but the whole divorce battle thing really cemented his douche bag status to me.
He will forever be a douchebag in my mind because he attempted to frame Herschel Krustofski.
/The Bart The
Alphax
2012-01-16 03:25:12 PM
Her head looks a bit undersized in the article's pic.
lasercannon
2012-01-16 03:27:12 PM
braedan
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divorce battle thing really cemented his douche bag status to me.
He will forever be a douchebag in my mind because he attempted to frame Herschel Krustofski.
Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man.
Tarl3k
2012-01-16 03:31:47 PM
Craptastic
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Kelsey Grammer should have swapped wives with Phil Hartman in 1997.
Awesome...
Archimedes' Principal
2012-01-16 03:40:15 PM
He'll always be the voice of Sideshow Bob to me.
/ Not necessarily a good thing.
The $25000 Dodecahedron
2012-01-16 03:54:00 PM
How in the hell did we get 25 comments in with no one noting this little gem from TFA:
Grammer, 56, continued to gush about the former flight attendant, "Kayte is extraordinary. She's one of the most loving, amazing, warm human beings I've ever met. She's funny and serious all at the same time. She's an amazing person and I think
she'll blow the kids away
."
I mean, that happens in Texas all the time, but Hollywood?
Shady_Short_Busser
2012-01-16 03:55:04 PM
Kelsey Grammer?
Oh, good lord...
Pancoaifo
2012-01-16 03:56:38 PM
Archimedes' Principal
:
He'll always be the voice of Sideshow Bob to me.
/ Not necessarily a good thing.
Touche, Cecil.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-16 04:00:33 PM
"Kayte is extraordinary. She's one of the most loving, amazing, warm human beings I've ever met. She's funny and serious all at the same time. She's an amazing person and I think she'll blow the kids away."
I wonder why it is that I read something like this and immediately think, "4th wife. Fourth."
Not to mention that his previous wife is a retarded plastic drama queen. That must say something about him.
Mixolydian Master
2012-01-16 04:12:17 PM
She's an amazing person and I think she'll blow the kids
away
.
This is one sick, twisted fark. Someone call CPS and have them yank the kids out of the womb
Mad Scientist
2012-01-16 04:32:07 PM
Kelsey Grammer or John Cleese- who has racked up more stupid choices regarding marriages? Discuss.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-01-16 04:33:26 PM
He's probably thrilled that now when he's banging the shiat out of his wife, it doesn't take on a literal meaning.
mooseyfate
2012-01-16 05:17:32 PM
Mad Scientist
:
Kelsey Grammer or John Cleese- who has racked up more stupid choices regarding marriages? Discuss.
A: Paul McCartney.
dehehn
2012-01-16 05:25:26 PM
Sorry, had to...
SPLAMM
2012-01-16 05:31:08 PM
Am I the only one who sees it?
Cletus C.
2012-01-16 05:50:28 PM
Diane farked that guy up bad.
Cardrack Jim
2012-01-16 06:22:35 PM
SPLAMM
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[www.bittenandbound.com image 358x504][amystartstorun.files.wordpress.com image 640x372]
Am I the only one who sees it?
That they both have two eyes like Andy Samberg does?
Dahnkster
2012-01-16 06:33:01 PM
I think money and fame CAN make a man more attractive. Money, fame, travel and security adds like 4 inches to your penis.
and girth, definitely a lotta girth
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-01-16 07:28:11 PM
By the time they're born, he'll look old enough to be their great grandfather.
Marisyana
2012-01-16 08:24:04 PM
Hetfield
:
Time Traveling Bunnies: but he easily earned this award.
Correct, his performance on this show is outstanding.
By the way, I was shocked to learn that the woman who plays his wife on the show
is married
has a kid with but is not married
to Lars Ulrich. She seems so much classier on the show.
FYFY to make it even classier.
Lsherm
2012-01-16 09:33:23 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
:
Has anyone seen his show?
I was surprised he won, especially given that his show I think is on Starz, but the Hollywood Foreign Press has their heads up their asses anyway. What do you expect? They're foreign!
Boss
is surprisingly good. I figured a show about a Chicago mayor would fall flat, but they've managed to make it incredibly entertaining and suspenseful to boot. And Grammer, who I've only ever seen in comedies, actually deserved this award. He's pretty f'ing good in the show.
jmr61
2012-01-16 09:52:24 PM
cryinoutloud
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"Kayte is extraordinary. She's one of the most loving, amazing, warm human beings I've ever met. She's funny and serious all at the same time. She's an amazing person and I think she'll blow the kids away."
I wonder why it is that I read something like this and immediately think, "4th wife. Fourth."
Not to mention that his previous wife is a retarded plastic drama queen. That must say something about him.
There's more:
From Wiki:
Grammer has been married four times and has four children and one grandson as of 2011.[20]
His first marriage, to dance instructor Doreen Alderman,[21] lasted from 1982 to 1990.[citation needed] They had one daughter, Spencer Grammer(born October 9, 1983),[22] an actress on the CBS Daytime soap opera As the World Turns and the ABC Family show Greek.[21]
After this marriage to Alderman, Grammer had a daughter, Kandace Greer, with hair and makeup stylist Barrie Buckner.[23][24]
His second marriage, to stripper Leigh-Anne Csuhany in September 1992,[25] lasted one year. Grammer says that she was abusive and fired a gun at him,[26] and that after talk of divorce, she attempted suicide, which resulted in the miscarriage of their child.[3]
In 1994 he met 28-year-old Tammy Baliszewski, also known as Tammy Alexander, at a bar in Manhattan Beach, California. In December 1994 the two of them appeared on the cover of People magazine, announcing their engagement and Grammer's substance abuse problems.[citation needed] They broke up in 1995.[citation needed]
In August 1997 Grammer married Camille Donatacci, a former Playboy model. They met on a blind date in 1996.[27] They have a daughter, Mason Olivia (born October 24, 2001), and a son, Jude Gordon (born August 28, 2004), both born to a surrogate mother.[24] Grammer and Donatacci have several homes that have been featured in magazines. Some are: Malibu, California (February 2001, InStyle), Maui (May 2004, InStyle), Long Island, New York (April 2008, InStyle), Bachelor Gulch, Colorado (Architectural Digest),[28] and Bel Air, Los Angeles (Architectural Digest). It was announced on July 1, 2010 that Donatacci had filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.[29] Grammer and Donatacci's divorce was finalized on February 10, 2011.[30]
On August 12, 2010, Grammer announced that he was going to be a father for the fifth time with his girlfriend, Kayte Walsh.[31] On October 9, 2010, Grammer announced that Walsh had miscarried six weeks earlier.[32] On December 28, 2010, Grammer announced their engagement.[33] At the beginning of February, Grammer and Walsh booked the ballroom at the Plaza Hotel on February 25, 2011, for their wedding, at a cost of more than $100,000 for the reception, despite rumors of Grammer's divorce not being finalized. [34] On February 25, 2011, he married Walsh.[35] In January 2012, he announced that he and Walsh are expecting twins. [36]
So 4 wives, 4 kids with three different women, throw in a baby momma he didn't marry.
And he's adding twins. It's hard for someone who has made it to 50 and has no children to comprehend the idiocy of some Hollywood douchebag that feels the need to add 6 people to the world.in his name. It's wrong in my opinion to do that to the Earth unless you're Albert Einstein. Or Tom Brady.
Oh, and he's also a cross-dresser who wouldn't screw his playboy wife for like 6 years.
FARK him.
89 Stick-Up Kid
2012-01-17 02:48:11 AM
No one who played Sideshow Bob could be evil.
The Why Not Guy
2012-01-17 04:33:26 AM
He's also a "family values" conservative who, according to Wikipedia, endorsed Michelle Bachmann for the Republican Presidential nomination. Meanwhile he's on his fourth marriage to a dancer or stripper or something... who can keep track? Sanctity of marriage my ass.
TheMysticS
2012-01-17 04:59:47 AM
He likes them crazy.
And yeah, whoever said that- her head is small.
Or is his ego-bloated to inhuman proportions?
Or, who cares?
Badgers
2012-01-17 06:17:04 AM
It's only a matter of time before he accidently marries one of his own offspring...
urban.derelict
2012-01-17 06:45:07 AM
Rapmaster2000
:
Kelsey Grammer tries to turn whores into housewives. He's done it multiple times and he's consistently surprised when things don't work out. He's a moron.
His last name is spelled wrong.
/what a moran
//i hate that asshat
Galileo's Daughter
2012-01-17 07:35:00 AM
lasercannon
:
I knew Kelsey was somewhat of a fark up and had some problems in the past, but the whole divorce battle thing really cemented his douche bag status to me. He was already banging his current wife way before he even separated from his previous wife. Then he started started making public comments about how much happier he was with current wife and snide comments insulting her before he was even divorced, not the classiest of actions.
But the thing that pissed me off really was him requesting custody of only one of his two children. I may not be a father, but I know that that is something you do not do. Pure asshole maneuver.
My ex did that. He suggested that he take our son and I'd keep our daughter. After I laughed in his face I asked him to find a judge anywhere who'd willingly separate two siblings (at that time, they were 6 and 4, respectively).
Badgers
2012-01-17 07:51:42 AM
Hetfield
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Time Traveling Bunnies: but he easily earned this award.
Correct, his performance on this show is outstanding.
By the way, I was shocked to learn that the woman who plays his wife on the show is married to Lars Ulrich. She seems so much classier on the show.
At least you know her vagina will be spotless, living with that giant douche...
/They're both from Denmark, btw.
KelvinTheClown
2012-01-17 07:59:10 AM
mooseyfate
:
Mad Scientist: Kelsey Grammer or John Cleese- who has racked up more stupid choices regarding marriages? Discuss.
A: Paul McCartney.
That's who I'd stump for.
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