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(BBC) Interesting British scientists have positioned equipment that will dig deep into Antarctic ice next summer and unleash a horror that will destroy humanity   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 23
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2012-01-16 08:19:33 AM
Know ye that He has slept death's dream for ages unnumbered; He who has slumbered long before the birth of Man; He who is dead yet waits dreaming: SHALL RISE, and His time draws near. The worm shall not corrupt the corrupted; time is naught to His continuation; the aeons shall not lay waste that which is not of earth's flesh.
 
2012-01-16 08:36:48 AM
Is there a fund I can donate to that would ensure its success?
 
2012-01-16 08:43:40 AM
Hey subby, if you know it's going to be that bad, tell someone, so they can dig around it - you have a responsibility
 
2012-01-16 09:09:29 AM
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Hey, baby, wanna kill all humans?
 
2012-01-16 09:10:35 AM
You've got to be kidding me.
 
2012-01-16 09:17:30 AM
Won't someone PLEASE show these scientists some horror movies before they destroy us all
 
2012-01-16 09:19:34 AM
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"Again?"
 
2012-01-16 10:11:08 AM
Greg Bear available for comment, "I'm tellin' ya! I'm tellin' ya don't do it!"
 
2012-01-16 10:32:05 AM
The shoggoth is friendly! It just wants to hug you!
 
2012-01-16 10:44:31 AM
Destroy Humanity?

Only if you are lucky.
 
2012-01-16 10:57:05 AM
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2012-01-16 11:03:18 AM
Is this going to be like the LHC thing where all the fundies go around screaming the end of the world?
 
2012-01-16 11:05:01 AM
hutchkc: Is this going to be like the LHC thing where all the fundies go around screaming the end of the world?

Except it will be fans of Lovecraft doing the screaming.
 
2012-01-16 11:07:00 AM
I just bought "Les Montagnes Hallucinées", but I fear it is too difficult to read in French. What's interesting is that different chapters are translated into French by different people. I'm not sure that I've ever seen that before.

Anyway, I'm much more excited about this bad boy I got for Christmas:

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2012-01-16 11:11:20 AM
I am both devastated and very relieved that they aren't making the At the Mountains of Madness movie.
 
2012-01-16 11:18:14 AM
Isnt that where i put my Shoggoth?
 
2012-01-16 12:01:32 PM
I am forced into speech because men of science have refused to follow my advice without knowing why. It is altogether against my will that I tell my reasons for opposing this contemplated invasion of the antarctic - with its vast fossil hunt and its wholesale boring and melting of the ancient ice caps. And I am the more reluctant because my warning may be in vain.

Doubt of the real facts, as I must reveal them, is inevitable; yet, if I suppressed what will seem extravagant and incredible, there would be nothing left. The hitherto withheld photographs, both ordinary and aerial, will count in my favor, for they are damnably vivid and graphic. Still, they will be doubted because of the great lengths to which clever fakery can be carried. The ink drawings, of course, will be jeered at as obvious impostures, notwithstanding a strangeness of technique which art experts ought to remark and puzzle over.

In the end I must rely on the judgment and standing of the few scientific leaders who have, on the one hand, sufficient independence of thought to weigh my data on its own hideously convincing merits or in the light of certain primordial and highly baffling myth cycles; and on the other hand, sufficient influence to deter the exploring world in general from any rash and over-ambitious program in the region of those mountains of madness. It is an unfortunate fact that relatively obscure men like myself and my associates, connected only with a small university, have little chance of making an impression where matters of a wildly bizarre or highly controversial nature are concerned.
 
2012-01-16 01:28:34 PM
Well it will be a mercy killing in many ways
 
2012-01-16 01:32:16 PM
Why don't they go deep-sea diving at 47°9′S 126°43′W? Now, that would be interesting!
 
2012-01-16 02:14:09 PM
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2012-01-16 03:14:11 PM
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According to one scientist, "We are not who we are."
 
2012-01-17 09:10:46 AM
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

/Obscure? I think not.
 
2012-01-17 02:34:21 PM
It is with interminable dread that I relay the sightings of my recent expedition, and do so only as a warning to those who might endeavor to ascertain what eldritch mystery lies beneath this foetid ice, in its half-forgotten Cyclopean home. It was not entirely unlike something that I cannot bring myself to describe, and somewhat suggestive of a thing whose properties I am wholely incapable of describing. I think I was asleep, hallucinating, and there is therefore no need to describe it anyway. But when I woke up, I found something in my hand suggesting my experience was real.

/the short version
 
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