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I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-16 11:29:45 AM
Washington Capitals d-bag Alexander Ovechkin in some random Russian rap video or something. No clue what this is
Hmm. They called him a d-bag. Where is this radio station. I bet you it's Pittsburgh.
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96.1 Kiss
WKST-FM
200 Fleet Street
4th Floor
Pittsburgh, PA 15220
Though, to be fair, he can be a bit of d-bag.
Donnchadha
2012-01-16 12:55:12 PM
I couldn't really get into it.
It didn't have much of a ring to it.
Killer Cars
2012-01-16 01:01:42 PM
I_Am_Weasel
:
Though, to be fair, he can be a bit of d-bag.
He's a d-bag in comparison the archetypal shy, Canadian farm boy type that the hockey "old world" most relates to. Compared to athletes in other professional sports, he's quite normal, and even still on the seemingly "nice and approachable" end, of the pomposity scale.
/see also Subban, PK.
//that is a horrendous vid, though.
chixdiggit
2012-01-16 01:02:29 PM
What do Russians rap about, anyway? It's hard to sing flows about how much money you have when your currency ain't worth jack.
Killer Cars
2012-01-16 01:05:26 PM
chixdiggit
:
What do Russians rap about, anyway?
I don't know, but given the rampant mafia and crime elements throughout East Europe and Russia, I'm sure there's plenty of source material to work with.
fatalvenom
2012-01-16 01:11:00 PM
I_Am_Weasel
:
Washington Capitals d-bag Alexander Ovechkin in some random Russian rap video or something. No clue what this is
Hmm. They called him a d-bag. Where is this radio station. I bet you it's Pittsburgh.
Click 'Contact Us'
96.1 Kiss
WKST-FM
200 Fleet Street
4th Floor
Pittsburgh, PA 15220
Though, to be fair, he can be a bit of d-bag.
Came to post this exact thing.
On a side-note, I'm getting ready for the Bruins v. Panthers game tonight. This will be the GF's first live NHL game, so I got seats on the glass in the corner.
I can't wait for the first big hit in our corner or slapshot that bangs off the glass. She's gonna shiat herself.
ElwoodCuse
2012-01-16 01:20:45 PM
At Eastern Motors
Your job's your credit
bart2puck
2012-01-16 01:31:01 PM
either way, I now win every crosby vs. oviechkin argument.
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2012-01-16 01:31:24 PM
Monday Hockey GDT?
RumsfeldsReplacement
2012-01-16 01:32:49 PM
Donnchadha
:
I couldn't really get into it.
It didn't have much of a ring to it.
OH SNAP!
keylock71
2012-01-16 01:33:04 PM
Killer Cars
:
He's a d-bag in comparison the archetypal shy, Canadian farm boy type that the hockey "old world" most relates to. Compared to athletes in other professional sports, he's quite normal, and even still on the seemingly "nice and approachable" end, of the pomposity scale.
/see also Subban, PK.
Only problem with Subban is when you approach him for an autograph or to shake his hand, he tends to fall on the ground and curl up into a fetal position and then gets up smiling when you walk away... It's confusing for the youngsters.
Babwa Wawa
2012-01-16 01:33:50 PM
Killer Cars
:
I_Am_Weasel: Though, to be fair, he can be a bit of d-bag.
He's a d-bag in comparison the archetypal shy, Canadian farm boy type that the hockey "old world" most relates to. Compared to athletes in other professional sports, he's quite normal, and even still on the seemingly "nice and approachable" end, of the pomposity scale.
/see also Subban, PK.
//that is a horrendous vid, though.
Given the language barrier, he's extremely outgoing and a good ambassador of the sport (off the ice). And if you buy tickets or watch on TV, you can see him on the ice too, which is good.
bhcompy
2012-01-16 01:38:09 PM
Super Greg
Numba 1
foggie froggie
2012-01-16 01:47:55 PM
Really I'm Black
:
damn that chick is smokin
This.
RsquaredW
2012-01-16 02:02:24 PM
Here's what I found elsewhere in the internets.
(TRANSLATION FOR ALEX OVECHKIN's PART)
I played for Dynamo
I have an 8 on my back.
A boy of all stars.
Pay attention to me.
17 years in sport
100 points in a season.
Gold in Canada
in 2008
One of the ten best players
For 10 years
In my arms is a stick
In my head is rap
I give you a hello (Holla at you nubians would make a better translation)
Straighta outta Washington
With (artist's name), for every champion.
RsquaredW
2012-01-16 02:05:44 PM
Also, this is hypnotic.
(new window)
jdog71
2012-01-16 02:16:42 PM
Rev.K
2012-01-16 02:27:06 PM
fatalvenom
:
I can't wait for the first big hit in our corner or slapshot that bangs off the glass. She's gonna shiat herself.
If you're there for the warmup, there will no doubt be at least one puck rimmed around the boards.
Stray Slacker
2012-01-16 03:02:18 PM
He's no
Ill Mitch
.
funktilious_j
2012-01-16 04:58:21 PM
Him rapping can't be any worse than his skills at leading teams in the playoffs.
Do you know what Ovey does as his good luck ritual before big games? Oatmeal ordered via room service at the W.
jekostas
2012-01-16 05:17:53 PM
keylock71
:
Only problem with Subban is when you approach him for an autograph or to shake his hand, he tends to fall on the ground and curl up into a fetal position and then gets up smiling when you walk away... It's confusing for the youngsters.
So Brad Marchand running and hiding behind Chara after the hit on Salo was...?
As a Bruins' fan I don't think you should be calling anyone out for turtling.
Flappyhead
2012-01-16 05:20:13 PM
Wow, please tell me that's supposed to be ironic or something.
Also for some reason that damn Ray Emery song keeps popping into my head now. Allow me to share the joy.
Link
(new window)
change1211
2012-01-16 05:21:42 PM
jekostas
:
keylock71:
Only problem with Subban is when you approach him for an autograph or to shake his hand, he tends to fall on the ground and curl up into a fetal position and then gets up smiling when you walk away... It's confusing for the youngsters.
So Brad Marchand running and hiding behind Chara after the hit on Salo was...?
As a Bruins' fan I don't think you should be calling anyone out for turtling.
Hey now, we all know Salo is just a dirty headhunter, Marchand was just trying to avoid a big hit like the one he took 20 seconds before.
Cardrack Jim
2012-01-16 05:24:07 PM
But, can he do
Berserker?
(new window)
jekostas
2012-01-16 05:33:42 PM
Flappyhead
:
Wow, please tell me that's supposed to be ironic or something.
Also for some reason that damn Ray Emery song keeps popping into my head now. Allow me to share the joy. Link (new window)
Money is money.
Well, money is money and chicks are chicks, and the music industry tends to have more of the latter than hockey does.
Ishkur
2012-01-16 05:44:27 PM
So this is what he does in his off-season instead of, you know..... working on his game....
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2012-01-16 07:15:53 PM
Lead rapper sounds vaguely like Rico Suave.
It's not that bad. The random english words are jarring.
Guess it all hinges on whether he sounds crisp
when rapping very very fast, or other Russians recognize
it as being mushmouth/mumblemouthed in cyrillic.
/world needs more international rap
//who is that chick? and where's her video?
she doesnt need to sing. just do some
shakira hip moves for 4 minutes
keylock71
2012-01-16 07:16:40 PM
jekostas
:
blah blah blah
Nice try, though...
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2012-01-16 07:16:44 PM
RsquaredW
:
Here's what I found elsewhere in the internets.
(TRANSLATION FOR ALEX OVECHKIN's PART)
I played for Dynamo
I have an 8 on my back.
A boy of all stars.
Pay attention to me.
17 years in sport
100 points in a season.
Gold in Canada
in 2008
One of the ten best players
For 10 years
In my arms is a stick
In my head is rap
I give you a hello (Holla at you nubians would make a better translation)
Straighta outta Washington
With (artist's name), for every champion.
Wat? Word for word translation, or just 'jist of it' translation?
Jaymi77
2012-01-16 07:32:40 PM
Malkin responds by reprising his role from the movie "Clerks" and sings Berserker!
Would you like some making puck, Berserker!
fatalvenom
2012-01-16 09:09:44 PM
jekostas
:
keylock71:
Only problem with Subban is when you approach him for an autograph or to shake his hand, he tends to fall on the ground and curl up into a fetal position and then gets up smiling when you walk away... It's confusing for the youngsters.
So Brad Marchand running and hiding behind Chara after the hit on Salo was...?
As a Bruins' fan I don't think you should be calling anyone out for turtling.
You really are a dumb bastard.
jekostas
2012-01-16 10:45:54 PM
keylock71
:
jekostas: blah blah blah
Nice try, though...
Sorry, this ain't the Rodney King trial. You don't get to deny what's on video.
change1211
2012-01-16 11:22:47 PM
Fatal: Remember how you're ignored by Jekostas?
fatalvenom
2012-01-17 12:58:24 AM
change1211
:
Fatal: Remember how you're ignored by Jekostas?
I just hoped someone would quote it so he'd see it.
Babwa Wawa
2012-01-17 02:44:21 AM
funktilious_j
:
Him rapping can't be any worse than his skills at leading teams in the playoffs.
Do you know what Ovey does as his good luck ritual before big games? Oatmeal ordered via room service at the W.
Well. Oatmeal as breakfast is evidence of poor leadership if I've ever seen it.
4NSpy
2012-01-17 03:19:14 AM
Babwa Wawa
:
Well. Oatmeal as breakfast is evidence of poor leadership if I've ever seen it.
Russians go farking mental over oatmeal. Buckwheat too.
keylock71
2012-01-17 07:08:24 AM
Bruins looked a little sluggish last night against the Panthers... Made for a good game, none-the-less.
Caron and Hamill have done a good job in the absence of Marchand and Peverley, though.
It's going to be interesting to see how the Bruins do down the home stretch. Lots of games with a six back to back games, I think. Going to be a good test of their depth and endurance.
I think they only play one team in the next stretch of games who are out of the playoff picture at the moment.
keylock71
2012-01-17 07:21:57 AM
4NSpy
:
Babwa Wawa: Well. Oatmeal as breakfast is evidence of poor leadership if I've ever seen it.
Russians go farking mental over oatmeal. Buckwheat too.
Oatmeal's is pretty farking awesome, in all fairness... Especially steel cut.
I cook up a big pot of that every Sunday and it'll last me all week. Throw in some flax seed, berries and almonds and you've got yourself a top notch breakfast, in my opinion.
fatalvenom
2012-01-17 08:20:21 AM
keylock71
:
Bruins looked a little sluggish last night against the Panthers... Made for a good game, none-the-less.
Caron and Hamill have done a good job in the absence of Marchand and Peverley, though.
It's going to be interesting to see how the Bruins do down the home stretch. Lots of games with a six back to back games, I think. Going to be a good test of their depth and endurance.
I think they only play one team in the next stretch of games who are out of the playoff picture at the moment.
They were sloppy as hell last night. Lots of stupid mistakes and turnovers.
keylock71
2012-01-17 08:25:43 AM
fatalvenom
:
They were sloppy as hell last night. Lots of stupid mistakes and turnovers.
4 or 5 breakaways allowed, I think...
Not a good night for the boys, at all. But they get the two points, so can't complain too much.
Hopefully, they play a lot sharper tonight in Tampa Bay.
How did the girlfriend enjoy the game?
colin-
2012-01-17 08:34:00 AM
Name dropping yourself as "One of the ten best players of the last decade" has to be the worst line of stunting in rap history.
fatalvenom
2012-01-17 09:04:22 AM
keylock71
:
fatalvenom: They were sloppy as hell last night. Lots of stupid mistakes and turnovers.
4 or 5 breakaways allowed, I think...
Not a good night for the boys, at all. But they get the two points, so can't complain too much.
Hopefully, they play a lot sharper tonight in Tampa Bay.
How did the girlfriend enjoy the game?
She loved it of course. Chara nailed some guy in the corner and she almost spilled her beer.
I checked the DVR when I got home, a couple nice shots of me double fisting beers during the game.
keylock71
2012-01-17 09:09:28 AM
fatalvenom
:
She loved it of course. Chara nailed some guy in the corner and she almost spilled her beer.
You can't beat live hockey... Especially if you've got seats on the glass. I kind of prefer the balcony seats as it allows you a better view of plays developing, but you don't feel the hits up there. I was at the Bruins/Leafs game where Lucic put Van Ryn through the glass. We were about three rows back to the left. My buddy from Dublin was over enjoying his first live NHL, too. He still talks about it.
I checked the DVR when I got home, a couple nice shots of me double fisting beers during the game.
As it should be...
kab
2012-01-17 10:54:22 AM
*clicks link*
fatalvenom
:
They were sloppy as hell last night. Lots of stupid mistakes and turnovers.
Agreed, they need to get things together a bit.
Tanukis_Parachute
2012-01-17 03:02:49 PM
fatalvenom
:
keylock71: fatalvenom: They were sloppy as hell last night. Lots of stupid mistakes and turnovers.
4 or 5 breakaways allowed, I think...
Not a good night for the boys, at all. But they get the two points, so can't complain too much.
Hopefully, they play a lot sharper tonight in Tampa Bay.
How did the girlfriend enjoy the game?
She loved it of course. Chara nailed some guy in the corner and she almost spilled her beer.
I checked the DVR when I got home, a couple nice shots of me double fisting beers during the game.
would have been better if there were shots of you double fisting your girlfriend. that would be quite impressive! don't know if she would enjoy that as much.
fatalvenom
2012-01-17 05:55:41 PM
Tanukis_Parachute
:
fatalvenom: keylock71: fatalvenom: They were sloppy as hell last night. Lots of stupid mistakes and turnovers.
4 or 5 breakaways allowed, I think...
Not a good night for the boys, at all. But they get the two points, so can't complain too much.
Hopefully, they play a lot sharper tonight in Tampa Bay.
How did the girlfriend enjoy the game?
She loved it of course. Chara nailed some guy in the corner and she almost spilled her beer.
I checked the DVR when I got home, a couple nice shots of me double fisting beers during the game.
would have been better if there were shots of you double fisting your girlfriend. that would be quite impressive! don't know if she would enjoy that as much.
I knew someone would say that eventually.
Well done.
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